#miriam wilde ― 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕒𝕘

[carguynoel]

📲MIDEL

NOEL: I know we just spent days together in lockdown where i definitely didn't smell all the way right but i kinda miss you and your rank ass armpits @mir-iamwilde

[carguynoel]

NOEL: and I'll make it the best you've ever had, but so far i'm still alive, maybe after this we can do a weekend somewhere see if i can't give you your best anyway [ DELIVERED ] NOEL: i'm glad you're alright but i'd feel a whole lot better if i could see it for myself, send me a picture for proof of life when you can [ not delivered ]

TEXT 📲 NOEL

MIDGE: I get that this isn't necessarily the time, but just so you know, if we never hook up again because you're dead or something, I'm dragging you back here for one last romp. [UNDELIVERED] @carguynoel

[carguynoel]

Can't say I make a habit of driving like a dumbass in school zones or residential areas, I try not to put other people's lives at risk as a general rule. Does it? Depends, who're you doing these things with?

If there was traffic or little kids around playing I could see it, but it seems silly. Living life one day at a time? Sounds like some inspirational speech. You know, I've been shockingly boring, this going back to school thing has really put a cramp on my social life. I'm planning to spend this entire weekend doing things that would give my dad a heart attack though, any suggestions?

[carguynoel]

I agree, was barely going ten over, you'd think cops would have something better to do then give little ole me a speeding ticket. By my standards not much, just chillin' mostly, working, going out, living life one day at a time. What're you doing and don't say nothing because we both know that's not true.

A little speeding hardly seems like enough to cause a speeding ticket, so my vote is it was undeserved. Oooh, is that our thing? Well, then what's up with you, Mr. Cool?

[carguynoel]

Maybe, technically, barely, but yeah there might have been a little speeding. It was an empty road. Nah, I'm cooler and you're hotter. That's our thing, opposites and all that.

Well, were you speeding, because that might help clear some things up? I have plenty of things that might be cooler, but we both know I won't be sharing them with the class.

[carguynoel]

NOEL: nah, you can take showers, i'll just see how much i can make you sweat when we get to that ski resort NOEL: is next weekend still good?

MIDGE: Unfortunately, I just washed them, but if you want I can hold off on futher showers until next weekend so you can smell them again after I've been sweating in a big puffy coat all day.

[carguynoel]

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NOEL: i'm glad you're alright but i'd feel a whole lot better if i could see it for myself, send me a picture for proof of life when you can

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NOEL: we've been doing this for years and I haven't gotten tired of you yet. Thought you'd figured out I liked having you around

NOEL: weekend before Halloween

NOEL: and I'll make it the best you've ever had, but so far i'm still alive, maybe after this we can do a weekend somewhere see if i can't give you your best anyway [ DELIVERED ] NOEL: i'm glad you're alright but i'd feel a whole lot better if i could see it for myself, send me a picture for proof of life when you can [ not delivered ]