#mipha navis reoma

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Hold on, didn't you accompany Zelda into Gerudo Town back in the day?

That would be because Urbosa made an exception, as chief.

Ah. Right.

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You didn't die watching me canoodle with him.

That was different.

Oh, Mipha... do you... mind, that I...?

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I heard that Vah Medoh had stopped causing trouble... should I assume Vah Ruta is the same?

Yes.

That's... good to hear. The Divine Beasts suddenly attacking people... it was worrying. To say the least.

Imagine what it was like to be stuck on the Divine Beasts while they were doing that.

I'd rather not.

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Impa said something similar. Did I have... friends?

Uhh.

We were your friends. Us Champions were very close.

And... aside from you?

Does a horse count as a friend?

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I was! I was going to tell you. I just... wasn't sure how, and then...

I know.

And... were you going to tell me?

I figured... I'd invite you to our wedding celebration, and by then it would be too late to complain?

...

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Fine! I have been... fine...

He's super lonely.

LUMI!

What? This is your sister. You shouldn't blatantly lie to her face. It's rude.

Sidon...

Well... after you... disappeared... Father became rather overprotective of me. I had a hard time making friends. But... I'm older now! More capable! It's not so much of an issue anymore.

...I have missed you terribly.

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Isn't that... dangerous?

Well. I was never set on fire.

Sister...

Maybe Link was. A few times. But he was fine.

MIPHA.

What do you want me to say? It's on fire! There's nothing to be done about it! It relights itself after a while if you put it out and everything.

How do you put it out?

Water.

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How are you feeling, Link?

Tired?

I think she means your gender.

Oh. Hmmm.

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As long as you're okay with it, I suppose. Come on.

Goodnight, Lumi.

'night!

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I have a healing power, remember? If anything happens, I can...

You can only do that once before you need to rest.

It is a little concerning that you know that.

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Are you going to be okay walking to the Bazaar?

Uh... maybe...?

I wasn't a fan of visiting Gerudo Town for this exact reason, but when I had to, I was always able to make it as far as Kara Kara Bazaar. It just wasn't very pleasant.

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Okay, sure, we're leaving. Going where?

A Divine Beast, probably.

Might be nice to test the Master Sword against one of those creatures... maybe I can actually kill the next one.

One of the pictures on the Slate is near here, as well... the East Gate on Lanayru Road. It is in the opposite direction of all our other goals, though... and we'd have to turn around and go through Kakariko Village again almost immediately...

Hmm.

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I mean... I think we can infer the nature of that conversation from context.

Yes, you can, but at least you cannot be sure. It's a small amount of privacy.

Fair enough.

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Wait, what? When? Why???

Oh dear. That's a lot of questions. It was rather shortly before the Calamity, and it was about Zelda. And that's all I'll say when we have company.

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Link... of course I don't mind. I'll always love you, but... well. I'm dead. I'd like to move on, once Ganon is defeated. And you should move on too... not to the afterlife, but onto other people.

Really...?

We've actually already had a conversation similar to this, but I suppose you don't remember it.

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Zora are small children at eighteen, if that helps.

Not really.

Oh.