#minus 20 cookies from anon

[braindeadmaggot]

Help me remember... are you sexy? I feel like you're sexy, but I forgot.

Anon.... I am your grandma.

Stahp

[toast-connoisseur]

All the weird asks

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? -I love coffee mugs, tea cups, and wine glasses even though I don’t drink any of those drinks lol

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? -Chocolate bars!

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? -Cotton candy

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? -“a pleasure to have in class” of course!

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? -Nothing beats bottled soda from Mexico!

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? -I guess I’m a bit of goth and tomboy mixed? I don’t think any of these really describe me, I’m more into the retro/rockabilly style.

7. earbuds or headphones? -Earbuds for the most part.

8. movies or tv shows? -Movies!

9. favorite smell in the summer? -Chlorine in pool water.

10. game you were best at in p.e.? -The “soy down and chit chat” we’d play on a rainy day indoors.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? -Egg and a slice of toast!

12. name of your favorite playlist? -I made my best friend a “From Hot Girl Summer to Thotumn” and it’s pretty lit.

13. lanyard or key ring? -Both? Lanyards are cool though.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? -Anything with tamarindo!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? -Rosemary’s Baby although i technically got to pick it for my assignment.

16. most comfortable position to sit in? -I switch a lot because of my back pain but I usually like when my legs are raised.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? -My chucks!

18. ideal weather? -Sunny with a slight breeze so it’s not hot.

19. sleeping position? -Half on my side. I sleep odd because I want to sleep on my stomach but my boobs won’t let me.

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? -Post it’s and laptop!

21. obsession from childhood? -Stickersss

22. role model? -Dita Von Teese

23. strange habits? -I tend to chew on the side of my tongue while I concentrate. I’ve been told it makes me look stupid.

24. favorite crystal? -Green Aventurine

25. first song you remember hearing? -Something by Shakira probably

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? -Beach!

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? -Cuddle up and watch movies!

28. five songs to describe you? -Dancing Queen (ABBA), Don’t Stop Me Now (Queen), Flawless Remix (Beyoncé ft. Nicki Minaj), Kiss My Sass (Cobra Starship), and Act Up (City Girls)

29. best way to bond with you? -Tell me a secret and I’ll tell you one of mine

30. places that you find sacred? -None now tbh

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? -Uhh a band shirt and leggings? Idk lmao

32. top five favorite vines? -How? I’d have to write all the lines down or hunt links on YouTube lmao

33. most used phrase in your phone? -TEAAA

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? -1 800-588-2300 Empiiiiire TODAY

35. average time you fall asleep? -M-F around 10ish or earlier and weekends I try to sleep late!

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? -The “forever alone” ones lol

37. suitcase or duffel bag? -Depends on where I’m going and for how long.

38. lemonade or tea? -Lemonade

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? -Ohh this one is tough... umm pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? -We always had riots and brawls but one time the way it started in one corner of the school and made it all the way to the other end was funny because you could see how the riot spread.

41. last person you texted? -My sister!

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? -Jacket!

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? -Jean jacket!

44. favorite scent for soap? -For body soap, I like a soft clean scent and for hand soap I like eucalyptus mint.

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? -Sci-Fi!

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? -Pj pants/shorts and a tank top!

47. favorite type of cheese? -Provolone

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? -An Orange, you gotta peel off the layers before you get to the sweet stuff!

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “Life sucks and then you die” -My senior year government teacher

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? -Literal nonsense my friends and I come up with.

51. current stresses? -Work, school, family, the virus... should I continue?

52. favorite font? -I’m honestly so used to Times New Roman that I forget others exist.

53. what is the current state of your hands? -Washed and clean!!

54. what did you learn from your first job? -Kids are fun, adults suck

55. favorite fairy tale? -Cinderella!

56. favorite tradition? -My family doesn’t have any so I’m hoping I’ll have some someday with someone.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? -All of 2018. Finding a home within a week, keeping a full time job even though I’m exhausted, finishing college

58. four talents you’re proud of having? -I give really good hugs, I’m good at helping people, I’m a self-starter, and I’m very organized

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? -Yiiiikes

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? -I know nothing about anime

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? -“The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.” -Moulin Rouge (2001)

62. seven characters you relate to? -None, really. Which is a good thing considering I mostly read stories about murder mysteries and I am in fact, not a murderer.

63. five songs that would play in your club? -Act Up (City Girls), I Want it That Way (Backstreet Boys), Bye Bye Bye (NSYNC), Shake That Monkey (Too $hort), Oye Mi Amor (Maná)

64. favorite website from your childhood? -Neopets!

65. any permanent scars? -On my pinky from a cut with glass and on my eyebrow from stitches I got

66. favorite flower(s)? -Recently? Peonies

67. good luck charms? -Just the number 17 really

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? -Sea urchin

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? -All leaves have symmetry!

70. left or right handed? -I’m right handed for writing, left for everything else really

71. least favorite pattern? -I love all patterns!

72. worst subject? -Math, but I like it?

73. favorite weird flavor combo? -Certain cereals with chocolate milk lol

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? -10

75. when did you lose your first tooth? -I have no idea. All mine fell out early on.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?’ -Potatoes are my favorite! I’d go with french fries though

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? -The one you can grow out of a little bean lol

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? -Always sushi

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? -School ID

80. earth tones or jewel tones? -Both but I like the pop of jewel tones!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? -“You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million fireflies...”

82. pc or console? -Console

83. writing or drawing? -Writing. I love to draw, but I’m shit at it

84. podcasts or talk radio? -Podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket? -Barbieee

85. fairy tales or mythology? -Mythology

86. cookies or cupcakes? -Por que no los dos? Umm cookies!

87. your greatest fear? -Being buried alive

88. your greatest wish? -To be happy

89. who would you put before everyone else? -My nephew

90. luckiest mistake? -Interviewing for an entry level position and getting hired for something higher up

91. boxes or bags? -Depends on what I’m transporting

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? -Sunlight in the morning, fairy lights at night

93. nicknames? -Barbie, Barbz, Dumb Bitch

94. favorite season? -Spring

95. favorite app on your phone? -IG

96. desktop background? -The moon

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? -All my family and I used to have my best friends numbers too but then they switched their numbers and I never re-learned them

98. favorite historical era? -The Modern Era? Minus the racism.

Thanks Anon💕

[finandjake47]

Answer all the multiple system ask meme

1. How many system members are there?

8 in total counting myself!

2. Youngest member? Oldest?

Lucy is definitely the youngest and the oldest might be Theta? Everyone else (minus Lelu) is just “vaguely a teenager?”

3. Any friendships within the system?

Well we’re all friends! …except succulent who’s literally just chained up in a room somewhere.. that’s a different story though! Lucy and Lelu are really close but they came in (idk the terminology???) at the same time though so.. uhm.. Andy Theta Omega and myself are pretty close I guess?

4. Any relationships within the system?

Yes actually! Theta and I are dating but we’re (at least I am for sure) polyamorus (probably not spelled right) though.

5. Does your system have a name?

No, not right now but I’m trying to figure out a system name for us so this answer will change (hopefully) in the future!

6. Any fictives or factives in the system?

Not that I’m aware of? But F2 looks like Rein from overwatch though so idk

7. What does the headspace/inner world look like? Is it just one building/area, several, or more?

Honestly I’m not sure exactly. There’s like a kitchen area in front of the sorta living room sorta area; the living room is what I see when I walk into headspace from the general “fronting area.”™ I made like a little sad corner™ which has been modified so it’s a little corner with seats and headphones and a mini fridge that’s just full of infinite chocolate as far as I know. I tried to make a little computer area which is either to the right of the “fronting area” ™ or its sorta smushed in between the living room and the kitchen. There’s a little hallway next to the sad corner™ with rooms branching off and I feel like there’s more but I haven’t been able to like walk over there. I could (and wouldn’t mind at all) make a separate post in more detail if anyone would like me to!

8. Do members have separate rooms/areas? Does anyone share a room?

Augh I actually need to go into a tiny little more detail to answer this sorry!

Generally everyone has a separate room, I think Theta and I share a room but I haven’t really been in headspace for awhile to explore mainly due to not being able to disconnect from the front and just sorta exist?  Lucy and Lelu share the same bedroom because Lulu is Lucy’s dog basically.

9. Any unused rooms/areas?

I mean probably? I don’t change things in headspace that much, in fact F2 is the one who made the whole house arrangement thing a permanent feature as I can’t/couldn’t seem to get anything to stay without fading away.

10. Unexplored rooms/areas?

I know there’s an area outside the house as I made a window once (yeah its still there.) and the hallway is basically still a mystery to me

11. Who likes/dislikes being in the headspace/inner world?

Dislikes: Uh probably succulent as he’s, again, chained up in a locked room meaning he can’t really push disgusting images towards the front?

Likes: Lucy bc colouring books

I don’t really know :/

12. Any members who never leave the headspace/inner world?

Succulent because locked up

Generally Lucy and Lelu don’t front but that’s a technicality in the question’s wording so

13. What do members do in the headspace?

Lucy colours, I assume she also plays with Lelu. Andy and Omega talk I guess? I really don’t know that much about F2 but I guess he polishes his armor?? Theta sometimes plays with Lucy I think… I really need to get more involved with my headspace don’t I… next question

14. Is anyone religious? What are their religions?

Uhm.. nobody is religious as far as I know but if it’s any compensation, Andy and Theta are apparently from some other plane of existence? That was a long time ago when they were arguing about that so I don’t know too much, besides they don’t even know much about it :P

15. Who cofronts the most often (what group/pair)?

Uh.. usually if I’m not fronting alone its with Theta or Omega. I think Lucy and Lelu rarely are apart so I guess they “cofront” (we use syncing to describe that term)

16. Are there any otherkin in the system?

I mean Lelu’s a dog. Not a dog with a person body but straight up a dog. Idk if that counts? and then  Andy and Theta could very well be Gods/Goddess?

17. What is something that the system members have very different opinions on?

I’m not sure actually… probably something very mundane like cookies?

18. Does anyone talk with a different voice in the outer world? In the inner world?

Well Theta tries to speak like british-y? but I can only tell that when she’s fronting. F2 attempts to talk like Reinhardt in headspace :P

19. Favourite part of the inner world/headspace?

Uhhh… infinite chocolate??? No actually uhm the couches are nice!

20. Least favourite part of the inner world/headspace?

Probably the facts that I: cannot detach from the front much nor easily, that I can’t “see”? I guess the same? Like if I can’t focus headspace is just a mess of like my thoughts and basically its like hitting a randomizer on like textures in a game, except that’s me usually trying to get away from the front…

21. Running jokes within the system?

Uhmmm… Theta made the “Gays into the iris” joke awhile ago that’s kinda funny still… I kept misspelling the word “members” in this post so “memebers”  is a thing now.. “That’s gay” is a nice joke I guess for describing some nice gay shit that happens… like getting hugs :P uhhh yeah I can’t think of any…

Thank you anon for the ask!

[makethoseeyesatme]

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Daamn this took a while lmfao, thanks anon!1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Nahh she’s my best friend lmao

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Yes I have

3. Have you taken someones virginity? Nope

4. Is trust a big issue for you? Sometimes

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I don’t really like anyone, but I’ve hung out with some cool people lately

6. What are you excited for? I’m excited to start working in my field

7. What happened tonight? I hung out with a cool girl ✌🏼

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Not really, it depends. Throwing up can get nasty tho9. Is confidence cute? Definitely 👌🏼

10. What is the last beverage you had? Water!11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? I would say 2 lol12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Yupp13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? I’m gonna party with my friends14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably alcohol and food lmaoo

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Naah16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Probably yeah17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My best friend for sure18. The last time you felt broken? I would say last month19. Have you had sex today? Not today no20. Are you starting to realize anything? I’ve started to realize that I am becoming a lot happier than I ever was which is nice21. Are you in a good mood? Pretty good mood minus my cold annoying me

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Omg no I’d be too scared

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Nope

24. What do you want right this second? Food tbh, I want pizza lol

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I don’t love anyone at the moment, so nothing haha

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Natural Blonde 💁🏼27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?  Probably not, people who make me laugh are my absolute favourite

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?  My friend Alysson was being dumb on facetime

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yeah :(

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? I think it depends on the situation31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nooooo 

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I’m catching low-key feels so no33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Noo, I drink it34. Listening to? Her (Loving You) by: Glades

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yeahh when I wrote notes in class

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Probably at home lol

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I believe in attraction at first sight

38. Who did you last call? My friend Alysson

39. Who was the last person you danced with? I was drunk dancing with my best friends not long ago

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Cause I was drunk lmao

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Oh jeez I don’t remember!

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? No :( I live away for school

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Lmfao when have I not tbh

44. Do you tan in the nude? lmao no

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Nope it was fun

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nah

47. Who was the last person to call you? One of my friends

48. Do you sing in the shower? Alllll the time

49. Do you dance in the car? Haha yess

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Once I think

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Maybe like 5 years ago?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Only sometimes

53. Is Christmas stressful? I mean it can be, but overall it’s amazing

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Pierogi’s are lit man

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? I don’t like pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? I used to want to be a teacher when I was a kid, but now I am so far away from wanting to do that lol

57. Do you believe in ghosts?  Yess 

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? I used to get that a lot

59. Take a vitamin daily? I’ve been trying to lately!

60. Wear slippers? I fucking love my slippers

61. Wear a bath robe? I’m literally always in my robe and slippers like a loser when I’m at home

62. What do you wear to bed? T-shirt and pj pants

63. First concert? Lady Gaga!

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal-Mart maaaan

65. Nike or Adidas? I’m an Adidas hoe

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Fritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Red

69. Ever take dance lessons? Yeah I did dance for 7 years

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Not really, just as long as they’re doing something they are passionate about

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yeah 😏

72. Ever won a spelling bee? I haven’t ever been in one

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I can’t remember a specific time, but probably!

74. What is your favorite book? I don’t really have a favourtie, too many

75. Do you study better with or without music? I can’t study with music, I find it too distracting

76. Regularly burn incense? Noo

77. Ever been in love? Yupp 

78. Who would you like to see in concert? I really wanna see Bruno Mars, that would be fun af

79. What was the last concert you saw? Fifth Harmony!

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Ouuu I like both, maybe hot

81. Tea or coffee? I loove coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie? Chocolate chip!

83. Can you swim well? I guess so haha

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yess

85. Are you patient? Honestly depends, but I suck at being patient when trying to teach something lmao

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ!

87. Ever won a contest? Yeaaah man

88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope

89. Which are better black or green olives? I despise olives ew

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Go for it, you do you

91. Best room for a fireplace? I’ve always wanted one in a bedroom

92. Do you want to get married? I think so