#minna tabris

[silvanils]

what's some of this oc lore you've never shared?

Oh man, well, a lot of it's just... silly little details I think are Neat? Like Passion being an OLD spirit, maybe even one that survived the day the Veil was put up. Or Kieran being able to vaguely recall things, but not really (I love the "once upon a December" sequence in Anastasia, aaah!) And... I've been thinking about how Ash could have a kid he doesn't know about, and different ways he could find out about her.

And a lot is still up in the air until we know more about DA4, because some of my lore and ideas deal with trying to move characters into positions where they could be involved in future stuff. Like Minna Tabris and Isa Lavellan. Or even Ithelan...!

And of course, it's not something I've NEVER shared, but I want to do more with my Mahariel's mother, Tiralin, who is an ancient elf. Playing Nature of the Beast has made me want to figure out exactly WHICH clan she stayed with for a while before, because I think it'd be cool if it was semi-relevant. (Possibly even Zathrian's clan...?)

[armor-goblin]

love languages

@dirthara-mama this is the first tag in like three months that’s worked for me and i’m gonna roll with it !!! you’re supposed to take this quiz for your ocs' love languages. tagging with no pressure and no idea who’s done this: @jarino @lonely-spaghetti @puddle--wonderful @star--nymph ?? and anybody else who wants to do this too

mireille trevelyan -- it’s definitely acts of service. she’s easy. 

miri’s action oriented but has trouble articulating that, and thus finds herself going out of her way for people she cares about to do things like make their tea the way they like it or pour their coffee first so it’s got less dregs in it or take tasks off their plate or try to help in any way she can. sometimes to the point of being overbearing, i think. miri is such a mom friend. 

brynn ashton -- a mix of gifts and quality time. 

brynn, i think, is one of those people who just...really likes giving people things. she likes paying enough attention to someone that she knows approx what they would like to receive, and waiting until they’ve forgotten they wanted it to give it to them. she likes creature comforts, especially little frivolous things, and especially giving them to her loved ones. i think she views quality time as enough of a gift for herself because she’s had a history of not being allowed to have a lot of clutter around her, and actually receiving gifts flusters her for a bit before she lets herself lean into it. 

minna tabris -- touch. 

minna is super touchy-feely in very casual ways. she props her feet on alistair’s lap. she leans her elbow on zevran’s shoulder or sits next to him, watching him repair shirts at camp. she loops her arm with leliana’s and braids her hair. the more she likes someone, the more touchy she will be (if they’re okay with it, of course). her relationships are basically all cuddling. naturally the person she cuddles most with is her giant mabari because of course it is. 

[armor-goblin]

Yet Another OC Ask Meme

1: What’s something other characters will notice first about your character?

2: What’s your character’s aesthetic (things associated with your character)?

3: What outfit or style of clothing is your character most often seen wearing?

4: What would your character wear to a formal gathering such as a dance, a wedding, or a funeral?

5: What kind of transport does your character usually use?

6: What kind of media would (or does) your character consume? This includes books, tv shows, video games, and movies.

7: What would be an average shopping list for your character?

8: If your character attended school, did they have a favourite or best subject?

9: Does your character have a dream job or life path for themselves?

10: Does your character have a particular way of talking or acting?

11: Does your character have any tattoos, piercings, mechanical parts, or other body modifications? What’s the story behind them?

12: Does your character have any addictions, allergies, diseases, illnesses, disorders, or disabilities? How does this affect their life?

13: What’s your character’s preferred method of self-care?

14: When does your character feel truly at peace?

15: What’s one thought, idea, goal, dream, or desire that your character is most ashamed of having?

16: What’s one memory that your character will always be fond of?

17: How does alcohol affect your character?

18: Does your character have any (real or fictional) famous relatives, ancestors, or descendants?

19: What words would your character use to define themself?

20: Describe any AUs you have for your character/s.

[billy-ruffian-archive]

Describe your OC: 1, 12, 18 and 20 for Mainna Tabris (bc I need to know more about other Tabris elves chinhands)

Thank you! And once again, apologies for the delay in getting round to asks at the moment. I don’t give Minna as much love as I should, so:

1: their voice

Minna’s voice is high with a slightly dry, cracked quality, like sandstone. She speaks quietly for the most part, although her voice takes on an unexpected strength when she addresses a crowd or gives orders. It can express great gentleness, but it can also be very cold and detached, formal. This is how you know she doesn’t like you.

12: their romantic life

Minna doesn’t have much of a romantic life in the Alienage. She had a couple of boyfriends back when she was a kid, the kind where they’d hold hands and kiss on the cheek and steal jam together to eat on the rooftop, but since those days her life has become too taken up with caring for her family and the alienage kids to worry much about romance. That’s not to say she’s not attracted to anyone there, but she has little time and less energy to pursue anything. Her inherently secretive and polite nature also tends to push away all but the most determined suitors.

Alistair’s sense of humour gets under her guard and brings out her cheerful side. She finds herself absently joking around for the first time since she was a child. Their relationship builds from a lightness Minna didn’t know was in her, something she likes and is fascinated by but which she could never have had in the alienage where she was surrounded by people and yet knew so few of them very well. It’s the singularity of her mission as a Warden that allows romance to blossom for Minna.

18: how they sleep

She dreams vividly, sometimes of good things: meadows full of sunlight and birdsong, a rooftop full of her old friends, alienage children running wild and laughing. But the vividness gives these dreams an oversaturated quality that exaggerates every sense, and they can quickly become unfamiliar or sinister. The meadow is too quiet, too bright; she doesn’t recognise her friends; the children’s laughter turns to nightmare shrieks.

Still, she tends to sleep the whole night through when she isn’t dreaming about Darkspawn. She’s so used to these dreams - they began just after she left the Alienage, although their sinister quality increased after the Joining - that she barely remembers them. She shrugs them off, but the contribute to her detached, haunted quality.

20: their reaction to a mystery love letter

Minna’s probably going to hide it for a long time and spend ages poring over it in her tent, trying to analyse the handwriting and work out who it’s from. She acts unconcerned but she’s kind of touched and it gives her a warm, tingly feeling to think someone thinks about her like that. She knows it might be a joke and she’s not going to let anyone catch her off-guard so she carefully assesses the chances that she could look like an idiot. The love letter remains crumpled in her pack, a gentle and amusing mystery.

[armor-goblin]

“The things I love most about my OTPs” 

i love that the new memes are just YELL ABOUT YOUR CREATIVE STUFF now!! @dirthara-mama tagged me aaaaages ago and i gotta tag @lonely-spaghetti and @star--nymph and @puddle--wonderful and @lesquatrechevrons and @kagetsukai and just. anybody else who wants to do this, no pressure :3 

i’m just... i’m gonna do tab/sera and miri/cullen, because of course i am. i have like two main ships. 

tabris/sera

i love these girls!! honestly, sera is my #1 choice for minna’s romance even though it’s so absolutely far from canon, because oh my god. it is a romance based entirely on heists, what isn’t to love. and also they just...i think they complement each other well. minna’s kind of serious and deadpan, sera’s absolutely not. sera has a lot of internalized garbage about elves to the point where she barely considers herself one, and minna has been spending all her life between fighting to save the alienage and causing it more problems (in her eyes, at least, although she might not be alone in that one). minna doesn’t trust anybody, and neither does sera, but they’re both learning to trust each other. and they share a common goal of fucking over the world that’s fucked them first, which is maybe not the healthiest thing to build a relationship on but it’s a place to start as they learn from each other about how best to protect others and trust again. i think they have a lot to teach each other, and also they would just have a lot of fun flipping around on rooftops and living that gay rogue life. 

miri/cullen 

oh boy. under a cut, this got long. 

okay. mireille and cullen. idiots! and yet you mush these two very traumatized people together and it works after a while. i love them. i love relationships about challenge, and relationships that maybe don’t work out perfectly on the first try, and relationships that start from sex and move into ~feelings~ territory, and also CLEARLY i have a sparring kink that i’ve passed onto these idiots. they’re both older, coming off lifetimes full of trauma and mistakes, and they both, i think, need a solid wall to bounce off of when they meet. and they can be that for each other. there’s a level of trust there, inherent between them from the start; a level of understanding and an ability to push the boundaries just a little. 

of anyone else, i think they both understand what it’s like to be broken by a system you thought worked, and what it’s like to be complicit in its crimes, albeit to very different extents. (i do think this is partly because i write cullen differently than the game does, though, between the post-revolution kirkwall years and his current level of guilt and self-improvement and recovery.) they challenge each other’s faults and hold each other accountable. they argue but it’s mostly that they have similar values -- protect others, save people, control the situation, help -- but different ways of going about that -- cullen is a sword and mireille is a bandage, and they have to switch roles over time, which is part of what i like so much about their romance together. also they compete to make subtle  dick jokes because they have the same sense of humor. they like each other, which annoys them both so much for a while, because they shouldn’t like each other in the least but by god they do sometimes. 

i think what cullen needs is someone to challenge him, and hold him accountable. someone to take him to task as well as help him learn to take care of himself a little. miri needs that too, but she also needs a safe place to stand, and cullen can provide that; he understands, i think, the need to handle your fears and your trauma by throwing yourself against them until you break or you can stand it, and i think there’s a strong thread of guilt in him for what the circles did to her. (there’s a little bit of a myopic self-martyring streak in him, i think.) but there’s a weird trust between them, almost from the first. i think they respect each other, too, more and more over time-- cullen for her altruism and her stubbornness and her intelligence, miri for his perseverance and his ability to be kind and bend and learn from his mistakes and try to do better. they sort of...ping pong off each other into better people, which is my favorite way of making people better. i love them, i could yell about them for three weeks straight, SORRY THIS GOT LONG I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH 

[armor-goblin]

Belated OTP questions!!!! Josie x Ralaferin: 8, 5, 25; Brynn x Sera: 23, 11, 1, 26; Sera x Tabris heist au: 13, 17, 24, 28; Miri x Cullen: 6, 15, 23 again, 30! (I picked my favourite questions and then mixed up for the various ships, feel free to answer whichever questions come easy!)

OH BOY this is a massive list and it’s mostly under the cut!!! 

5. What activities do they enjoy together? (Josie/Sule)

i think they both have their distinct interests; sule’s is to be alone and outdoors, sketching, learning, examining, while josephine’s lies in words and phrases and talk and socializing. sule gets her to enjoy the occasional day hike or climb, while josie gets her to dress up once in a while and go to a party. they probably really like working together in the evening, sitting in the same room within touching distance.

8. What were their first impressions of each other?

sule is attached to the inquisition as clan ralaferin’s expert on elven architecture and history, and shows up with the rest of her clan’s delegation basically because the keeper offered her services. she hasn’t been expecting much from a big castle full of shemlen. josephine, in turn, has almost no experience with dalish clans, so she’s half expecting an elderly expert with decades of knowledge. they are both surprised.

sule’s immediate impression is “oh shit she’s eloquent and gorgeous, oh creators why can’t i speak and why didn’t i wear something nicer???? there is MUD ON MY TOES. she is so pretty. i love her accent. i want to listen to her talk. i hate listening to people talk, why do i want to listen to her talk. mythal help.”josephine’s immediate impression is about 50% “oh she’s MUCH younger than i thought” and about 50% “why was this person chosen as a liaison, all she is doing is frowning and she’s not saying anything and wait. now she’s blushing. oh that’s actually really cute.”

25. What moves do they know work on the other?

you can pry elves with big sharp teeth from my cold dead hands so i think neck kisses and nibbles just like…make josephine melt completely. sule is just completely overwhelmed by holding hands with a pretty girl, tbh. sex she can handle without embarrassment, but josephine rubbing a thumb along her hand instantly makes her blush and stammer.

brynn/sera, sera/tab, and miri/cullen under the cut!! all from this prompt list, btw. 

1. What are things they both find funny? (Brynn/Sera)

pranks are HILARIOUS, especially when they are subtle, and more likely to confuse or mildly annoy than to damage. also, so are spittakes. they are five years old.

11. What causes them to fight?

i think sera can be a little callous, and she’s often inclined to strike out before she thinks if she feels offended, but she’s also got a very clear moral compass of her own despite her style of justice being very retributive. to brynn she’s both a breath of fresh air and a bit of a pain in the ass. in contrast, brynn can come off too stolid or stuffy, and she tends to push herself through pain, which then gets misread as not actually being in pain, and causes conflict between them – and brynn’s a little more ‘help everyone’ in her morals. neutral vs chaotic good. i think they argue about consequences too – sera who avoids them like the plague because they feel confusing, and brynn who ran face first into a pile of them and can’t ignore them anymore in good conscience.

23. Write a ~300 scene between them with no dialogue, only body language.

outsourcing this to another post because. i have. an idea. i have several ideas. stay tuned it’s the scene where they meet for the first time and i have pLANS 

26. What are their favorite parts about physical affection/sex?

sex is just fun for them. sera is twenty-something and stupidly flexible, brynn is thirty-something and has both experience and muscle. sera is also, i think, a very physically affectionate person when she’s allowed to be, and she likes touch and needs touch; to someone like brynn, kind of touch-starved who also loves and needs touch in her life, this is a fucking godsend and there is a lot of ridiculous cuddling positions. they make a point to try new different things for novelty, and then they go back to the same sweetness all over again, over and over. it’s light and fun and adventurous and never quite the same twice.

13. Name something they would never do for the other person. (Sera/Tab)

compromise their principles, i think it boils down to. sera’s not going to dress up like an elven servant and be berated for any reason, even for a good heist or to save someone. she’s going to find another way around that doesn’t involve her being humiliated because being humiliated is pretty much her worst nightmare, whereas for tab that’s a little more par for the course; she’s used to it and can abide it for the sake of a job, while sera can’t. and tab can’t just abandon people in need. forcing herself to leave denerim was one of the hardest things she’s ever done and she has literally no ability not to throw herself in and meddle when she sees a problem. chevalier pushing an elf around? yeah, she’s going to be an idiot and walk into that fight, whereas sera is going to push her to walk away because it’s not their business.

17. What senses (sights, smells, feelings, etc). remind them of each other?

sera for tab: the heavy metal tang of coated chainmail that gets up in your nose and sits on your tongue. the sharp high-nasal smell of hair bleach, and the fine cobwebby feel of damaged dyed hair between her fingers, and the scrape of a razor over warm dark skin. the intimacy of shaving someone’s head for them, and feeling their pulse in their neck as you turn their head to catch the last of the long hairs. small pastries made sweeter by the stealing of them, eaten in the high-up places where nobody sits but you and her, crumbs all down your front and a flask of shitty warm wine and the breeze you’ve missed down in the alleys.

tab for sera: shoulders. ripped cloth, patched until it can’t be and then left to hang loose anyway. the gentle clatter of arrows in a quiver and the twang of a bowstring as it’s strung lost under the grunt of effort it takes to string it. when you leap off a roof and for a minute you are flying and you hit the landing and all your bones crunch together but you still feel a little bit flying, trusting nothing but your body to carry you across the next gap.

24. What is something they have each had to forgive the other for?

their mistrust. tab comes to sera hot off the heels of another failure, shianni killed in her own bannorn, and her abiility to trust is eroded; sera has never been all that trusting in the first place, and she has no idea what to do with this hard-eyed brooding woman at first. they just aren’t in a place to trust each other at first.

28. Write a ~300 fantasy one of them has about the other. 

Minna watches her, in the noon light.

She’s pretty, and animated, her hands mouth eyebrows ears all working in furious concert as she fletches an arrow. She doesn’t do it well but she does it anyway, with an old paint tube full of homemade slug glue between her teeth and her hair like wisps of straw or willow leaves in fall or something pretty like that, flying every which way in the breeze up here. 

She likes Sera’s hands. They’re not dainty so much, they’re broad and thin-fingered and usually covered in nicks, but they’re….nice. Minna’s aware hers are blocky in comparison. She’s chosen to ignore that for now, watching Sera do a finicky task gently with intense, exclusive focus, her fingers sure and precise as she sticks the feather in place. 

She’s supposed to be sharpening a dagger. Her hands are still doing it, but her eyes are on Sera’s fingers. 

Sera would be good at touching, she decides. They’ve been here in Val Royeaux for something like a month and what Minna misses most about the rotten-tooth ache of Denerim Alienage is touch, kind and caring touch. She misses her father’s pat on her shoulder before she falls asleep and she misses Shianni curled up behind her on a lazy winter morning, hogging the blanket. She misses Soris’s arm around her shoulders. She misses ruffling the hair of children and tweaking Shianni’s ear when she swears particularly colorfully. Sera was never really part of the alienage, but she could see Sera fitting in, running her fingers along the bricks. Running her fingers through Minna’s hair. 

Mm. That’s not a thought she’s supposed to be thinking. She’s supposed to be paying attention, running over the plan, the entrances, the cover if she’s caught, the lock she’ll have to pick. Sharpening the dagger.

Okay, okay, for maybe two seconds she’ll think about Sera. She’ll let herself think about sitting on the floor and Sera cross-legged behind her, knees on her shoulders, doing…something to her hair. Combing her long thin fingers through it, scratching her scalp a little bit. Rubbing the short shaved hair just above her ears? Yeah, that’d feel good. Getting a few of the knots out, maybe, her hair’s knotted much more since she’s started bleaching it. She’d be gentle with it. Tug and tug until the hair comes loose and then scratch Minna’s scalp in reassurance, maybe even rub her ears a little bit – 

Sera looks up and says muffled around the tube of glue, “What?”

Minna very nearly cuts her fucking thumb off. 

15. What are traits they dislike in one another? (Miri/Cullen)

HAHA. THE LIST GOES FUCKING ON. really tho, a lot of the traits miri and cullen dislike in each other are traits they also dislike in themselves, reflected across each other and more visible for it. mireille gives cullen a lot of shit about glossing over his past because she’s deathly afraid of the things she may have forgotten, the hurt she could have caused, and the fact that she can’t remember to hold herself accountable makes her sharp with him. cullen finds her hypocrisy and her utter, bone-headed stubbornness infuriating because he sees the same concepts in himself – he unconsciously lets rules apply differently to himself, despite the fact that he too needs to practice self care and needs to actually acknowledge his flaws in constructive ways instead of martyring himself, and he knows it’s unhealthy, but seeing it in her means he can latch onto it. miri hates that self-martyring streak in him because she has a bit of one too, and must take on the brunt of the pain for everyone, no matter what. cullen hates the denial in her because he sees it in himself and knows it doesn’t help (and yet he does it anyway). they both can be a little single-minded and they both can be very…set in their ways? they’ve both got specific, prescribed ways to solve problems, and they both default to those methods instead of looking for compromises.

traits that they don’t each have: mireille can be a little bit pedantic, which cullen finds a little bit exasperating, and sometimes she gets distracted by her own wit and plays around being sarcastic and biting when he’s trying to be serious about something. cullen can be a little too stern and serious and sometimes takes her flippant complaining more seriously than she intends it, which is a bit frustrating for miri on occasion. 

23. Write a ~300 scene between them with no dialogue, only body language.

[armor-goblin]

leap of faith

@lesquatrechevrons requested CUDDLES for the tabris/sera heist au and who am i to deny anyone the heist au 

except i’ve never figured it out so have? some early cuddling that’s only sort of cuddling ‘in the back of the car’ i improvised haha

from this cuddling ask meme! 

The note had said here, this alley, this day, this time, and there was nothing here but a couple of crates and a cart of dry brown leaves. Sera had ducked into one of the crates when the gardener -- at least, she looked like a gardener, elfy but mud on her boots and gloves and one of those pretend-posh hairnets they wore to look nobby -- came by with a wheelbarrow. More leaves. Was she shaking them off the trees? 

Who knew with Val Royeaux. Maybe Orlesians liked their trees in the nuddy. 

The crates were full of chamberpots, but they were the empty kind. Still gilty though. Giltier, maybe, than the used kind. Sera clambered out when the gardener had rattled her wheelbarrow off out of the alley and squinted up against the sun, gleaming through the railings of a balcony overhead.

The note said here, so where was this stupid Jenny? Sun overhead, the note said. Well, the sun wasn’t over anybody’s stupid head unless they were standing on the side of the stupid building, so -- 

The sun flickered.

Sera opened her mouth and got out an accusatory “About time, innit?” as a woman in a guard’s uniform leapt over the balcony railing, skidded down the roof tiles and launched herself off the gutter to land heavily in the dry leaves. 

“Ow,” the leaf pile said, as it settled. 

Sera looked around, but she couldn’t hear the wheelbarrow and none of these stupid guards would have the bollocks to jump off a building, so she walked over and kicked the cart’s wheel. “You the Jenny, then? This your idea of a meet? You’re cracked, you are.”

The leaf pile stuck out a hand and said, “Help me -- wait, ‘scuse me?”

“Means you’re bloody insane,” Sera said, and kicked the wheel again. The cart groaned. Or maybe it was the woman. “You stole some rozzer’s britches?”

“And her chainmail,” the leaf pile said. There were sounds of a struggle from within the leaves. “And also some nob’s daggers, are you going to help me out of this or not?”

Sera folded her arms. “Don’t see why I oughta. You’re bloody starkers mad, you. You’ll muck up all my plans.” (She’d been in Val Royeaux approximately a year and a half. Her plans were -- well, they were plans, and they were brilliant, thanks. Probably brilliant. Definitely brilliant.) 

“Fine, I’ll do it myself,” the leaf pile said, and sat up. She peeled the mask off and brushed leaves out of her bleached white hair, wrinkling her nose. Her skin was dark brown, her eyes almost black, the sides of her head shaved and growing back dark and her ears shiny with silver piercings -- 

Sera swore, very loudly, for about ten seconds. 

Minna Tabris glanced up at her and blinked, three times, and said, “Sera?”

“You’re this bigshot Jenny from Denerim? What shite -- ”

“Wait -- ” One of her long ears flicked. “Someone’s coming.” 

Sera turned around to look at the mouth of the alley and a hand gripped her wrist and yanked her into the unexpectedly crinkly pile of leaves face-first. Leaves did not taste as nice as they sounded under your feet. Kind of dirt-like. 

She spat and Minna (Minna) (she’d met minna on her hanging night and had skipped Denerim as soon as she could after and Minna, Minna had stayed for the alienage, and she’d never understood why) clapped a hand over her mouth and pulled her farther into the leaves, a chainmailed arm wrapped over her shoulders when she didn’t hold still.

The rattle of the wheelbarrow -- 

She hadn’t seen Minna since she was fourteen and Minna was -- was -- who knew? Who cared? Skinny, older than her but not by a lot, angry angry angry but so elfy sometimes that Sera’s mouth tasted like cookies when they talked about trees and ears and people. She hadn’t used to have those big ropy muscles currently holding Sera in place, that was for sure. 

Or the shoulders. Or the -- hands? Of course she’d had hands, but -- 

A thunk and a crispy scrape of metal on wood, and sudden weight as more leaves were shoveled onto their backs. Minna -- Minna pulled her in closer, hooked her foot around her bare ankle and tugged it hidden under the leaves. She was in chainmail. It wasn’t all that comfortable. 

It could be comfortable if she wasn’t in chainmail -- 

Sera huffed against the hand on her mouth and the gardener turned to go, rattling the stupid wheelbarrow off out of sight. 

Minna kept holding onto her even after the wheelbarrow turned the corner and Sera grumbled against her hand. Sera, for her part, decided not to resist too much. She hadn’t spent a lot of time -- cuddling, not since that cute little smith left the city again. Muscles were good for that. She’d take it. Give her time to work the blush off her face.

After long, tense moment full of crinkling settling leaf sounds, Minna let go of Sera’s mouth and patted her shoulder. “Come on, let’s go.”

She shimmied out of the cart with surprising speed for someone wearing a guard uniform. Sera flicked leaves out of her face and popped her head out of the leaves. Minna was already shucking off her boots. 

“What in the shite are you doing here?” Sera demanded, folding her arms on the base of the cart. “Thought you were doing elfy crap back in Denerim.”

Minna shot her a look, ripping open the buckles on her chain shirt and dropping it to the ground. She didn’t actually say anything. Just shucked off her gambeson and threw the stupid gold guard’s mask into the open crate, and flipped up the hood of her shirt, and then she said, “Had to leave. Didn’t want to stop being a Jenny, they told me I could come to Val Royeaux. Help out.” 

Her sleeves were rolled up and the shirt clung. In good ways. Kind of damp -- 

Sera blinked and scrambled out of the cart, dripping with dead leaves. “Who says I need help? I need arrows, that’s what.”

Minna tossed a dagger at her and she caught it out of the air. The hilt was all glitter and gems. “We need to get out of here is what. Are you coming?” 

Sera blinked again and glanced her up and down, as she threw the last of the armor into the crate and dusted off her hands. She stuffed the dagger into her belt and said, “Right, well, you don’t know bits from bobs, so I’m leading.” 

“What? Whose bits from whose bobs?”

“Just bits from bobs,” Sera said, and patted her on the arm. Woof. “Don’t need your help all that bad, but you jumped off a bloody roof, right? Figure you’re cracking, prob’ly lost or you’ve got some head trauma, need someone to lead the way.” Was someone shouting in the distance? Someone was shouting in the distance. “To a safehouse. Or somethin’. Right?”

“All right,” Minna said, sounding doubtful, but she didn’t resist when Sera grabbed her wrist and hauled her away from the crime scene. 

[armor-goblin]

hear me out: what if tabris escaped hanging in denerim by the grace of the red jennies, and became sera’s partner in crime

[armor-goblin]

ya know that moment when your partner in crime leans over you to plan your next heist and you suddenly realize oh no she’s hot

(background image of the summer bazaar borrowed from here on the DA wiki)

[armor-goblin]

look!! at this beautiful minna that @thedosian-cabbage drew me during his ko-fi commissions!! i am in love!!!!!

[armor-goblin]

C1, D1, and E1 :)

i’m going to tap miri and minna for this one!! (only because i just did C1 for brynn, haha.)

C1. how do they sit in a chair?

miri: with her feet not touching the floor, so she sometimes tucks them under her or crosses her legs. if she’s concentrating she’s on the edge of the chair hunched over the desk. it’s very cute. minna: as lounged as humanly (elfily?) possible. minna, like a cat, is basically a liquid. she also tends to sit on the floor. 

D1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name?

miri: mireille has only really ever had an office to herself, and even skyhold is decorated for her. if she had a choice, she’d have a small house. wooden walls, maybe a tapestry or two. dried herbs and small bowls, probably a mess, about fifteen bookshelves. tapestries on the walls. cozy with a fireplace. near the ocean, several windows, lots of blankets and throw pillows. in the modern au it’s very similar, but she also favors the sort of gloomy seascape you usually find in a thrift store in a really large antique frame -- landscape paintings, in general. she also has a weakness for tiny glass and pottery bowls. (don’t we all?)

minna: oh, minna. she grew up in denerim’s alienage, she moved to amaranthine and it was chilly and cold and there were not enough people in the vicinity and she basically just fucking hated it. camping was better than that. i think if she had the choice, she’d move to a city and live in a high-up apartment with two different ways to shimmy down off the balcony, and fill it with plants. minna loves plants. in a modern au, she has a tiny little apartment and sleeps on a futon and when her friends come over she has them take the futon and she sleeps on the floor. it is FULL OF PLANTS. i am positive there’s a flower shop au where minna runs the shop. 

both of these two, btw, take a lot of time to get to this point...i think both of them are used to small quarters not quite their own and they both had dramatic, violent experiences when they left their homes, and it takes them both a long time to kind of...reaccumulate a life in a new place. minna, especially, is used to moving around. 

E1. does the way they do things portray their internal personality?

miri: yeah. i think she’s pretty up front about the kind of person she is -- an academic, a mage, a healer. someone who’s going to fix you if you’re hurt or broken. she’s tried pretending that’s not the case before and it just doesn’t really work, she ends up being a healer and doing her thing anyway. 

minna: kind of...minna comes from denerim’s alienage and as the warden she’s mostly nervous and angry, but she’s also being continuously told that she, as an elf, is pretty much nothin’. so minna at 28 in inquisition is fuckin’ done, and is both more subtle about her feelings and more honest about them. minna at 17-18 wore her heart on her sleeve and was vividly furious, and with the little power she had at the time, she did what she could. minna at 28 has seen it all fall apart and now she’s much more...calm on the outside, and lets her anger roll up and then does something about it later. i love minna. 

abc ocs asks!

[armor-goblin]

Minna, 3, 12, 18!

3) If they were a god which god would they be?

SUCH A GOOD QUESTION. minna tabris is violently protective, not unopposed to vengeance, slow to trust but feels deeply…i would consider her right in the border between mythal (mother goddess of justice, known for being vengeful) and fen’harel (god of rebellion, trickster figure). (she would NOT agree with solas, but i think her personality isn’t all that far off his.)

12) Do they have a type?

if they look like they give good cuddles, minna’s into it. (minna is ace, but she REALLY likes cuddling.)

18) What would their ideal home be like?

so minna grew up in denerim’s alienage and it was shitty but it was her home, and part of her story is losing that home bit by bit between the blight and warden-commander and the death of bann shianni, and that makes home a really abstract concept to her. i think minna’s used to, at some point, being on the move and on her own, and home just becomes a comfortable place to set up her tent, with fresh water and her bedroll and her blanket and a good view of the surrounding terrain and her dog Petunia. if zevran’s there, it’s even better.

(if she had a choice, though, she’d live in a city again. she’d live in a tall building on the top floor and decorate her walls with tapestries and have a little bookshelf and a lot of plants and a big bed and zevran would be there. or sera. depends on the au, haha.) (in the modern au she has fourteen strings of fairy lights and eight million different plants, all of which are named, and she keeps all her clothes in a duffel bag because at some point she just decided it wasn’t worth unpacking it all the way because then this will be home and she’ll be able to lose it again.)

d&d questions!

[silvanils]

Victory (At Last)

This fic can also be found on Ao3 here!   

For a couple weeks now, Kieran’s been returning from his visits to the alienage all dusty and roughed up, but he always managed to sneak in and clean up in the store-room before anyone noticed. This time, however, he’s still applying an elfroot salve to his bruised ribs when a shadow darkens the door.

He looks up and sees Alistair studying him in concern.

“You needn’t worry,” Kieran says, quickly, reaching for a fresh shirt to tug on. “Nothing’s broken, only…”

“Who did this to you?” Alistair asks, frowning at the way Kieran winces when his hands brush his side while he’s tucking in his shirt. “Do you need any help...?”

“No, I’m not in trouble,” Kieran promises. “Minna offered to teach me a few tricks, and… I’ll learn nothing if I’m always coddled, so I told her not to hold back. It’s not her fault I was no good at any of it. I’ve never… studied this.”

Alistair takes a seat, still frowning — but his eyes have softened a bit. “Learning how to fight is part of being able to defend yourself,” he agrees. “I’m surprised you haven’t…”

“Mother disallowed that sort of training,” Kieran sighs, looking at his feet. “She and Papae taught me a little, but she did not want me to be tutored by templars or chevaliers, which… I understood, but it limited my options in Orlais.”

“I could find you a tutor who is neither of those things,” Alistair offers. “A knight, perhaps? And, also…” he laughs quietly, shaking his head, “I can talk to Dirk and Zevran, let them know you wish to train with Minna? That way, you no longer have to sneak about.”

Kieran feels his cheeks heat up in embarrassment. It feels silly, now, but… he’d never thought this might be allowed.

“I would like that,” he says. “Very much.”

.

A few days later, Alistair leads Kieran down the the wards for the first time, to meet his new combat tutor. “Kieran, this is Ser Bevin of Redcliffe. When I told him about you, he said he’d be absolutely delighted to teach you a few things.”

“Aye,” Bevin says, grinning broadly at Kieran. “You remind me a bit of myself, actually. I got a late start, too, but… as you can see, it all worked out for me.” Kieran nods, and Bevin points out a rack of practice arms nearby.

“Start with a light sword and shield. We’ll take it easy today, lad, I just want to see where you’re at.”

.

The next time he spars Minna, he tries to remember what Ser Bevin taught him: keeps his sword and shield poised and ready to block, waits for an opening to appear. But she’s far too quick, and Kieran finds himself disarmed before he even knows what hit him.

He frowns as he slides backwards, rooting himself, and she grins.

“That’s some fancy footwork,” Minna teases, darting in close. Kieran gasps in surprise as she sweeps out his leg with one smooth flick of her foot. He lands hard on his back, feels the wind rush right out of him, sees stars swirl overhead in the clear blue sky.

He lies there, stunned, for a while. Then Minna leans in over him, holding out her hand, and he lets her help him up as he groans. “Remember to slap your hand against the ground next time you hit it,” Dirk instructs, laughing. “Hurts less, that way.”

“Right,” Kieran sighs, still winded. “Next time.”

.

It’s slow, hard work, but Kieran knows that patience will pay off.

He learns tricks to lure his opponent in, how to dodge and slip aside or stand his ground... and the first time he disarms Bevin with a flick of his hand against his forearm, Bevin’s eyes go wide in surprise.

Kieran grins as he takes a step back and wipes a trickle of sweat from his brow.

Bevin chuckles as he retrieves his weapon. “Not bad,” he concedes, “but it’s not wise to dart in close like that in a real fight unless you become a very skilled rogue. It’s smarter to keep your distance, and… remember to stay agile when you parry.”

“Of course,” Kieran says, but he’s still beaming.

Even a small victory feels good after a long struggle.

[armor-goblin]

never to return but i never learn it’s a pity, oh

[armor-goblin]

OC? DANCING? MEME??

what even is this! i have no idea! but @star--nymph tagged me, and so i must answer the call

MIREILLE TREVELYAN 

absolute garbage. she can, technically, dance, in that she can go around a waltz a couple times. that is about as much dancing as she does or wants to do. pretty okay at the charleston and macarena. feels dumb while dancing, and therefore does not do it. 

BRYNN ASHTON

surprises everyone by being a ridiculously proficient swing dancer. specially good at solo jazz moves and generally wears either an obnoxiously fluffy skirt or a tailored suit to dance in, because brynn’s two modes are high femme or high butch and there is no in between. dances lead with sera, throws her in the air, it’s awesome. (swing is the only dance i know how to do and talk about.)

MINNA TABRIS (and/or Zevran) (and/or Princess)

does not know how to dance. dances anyway. would probably really like ballet, actually? has no real sense of rhythm, but zevran keeps trying to show her how to tango anyway. she does dance with her giant mabari exactly like this all the time. 

WHO WANTS TO DO THIS. @lonely-spaghetti? @kagetsukai? anybody else? if you want to spend a few minutes looking at gifs consider yourself tagged!! (but don’t do it on mobile, last i checked the gif search breaks the app, because tumblr is a hellsite.)

[silvanils]

How about King Alistair & Kieran: “ someone had to pay. ” from the Six of Crows prompt list? :) Bonus for them being steeped in some sort of political intrigue!

@dadrunkwriting

This one kind of took on a mind of it's own, so it's not quite as political as I INTENDED it to be. (I will certainly be giving that another shot another time!)

It wasn’t unusual for Kieran to disappear for long periods of time in the day — and while Alistair did worry any time he noticed the boy was absent, he would always quickly remind himself that his son was capable of minding himself. He took after his mother (perhaps a bit too much) and… Alistair knew how it felt to be uprooted and cast into a new (if still far-too-familiar) set of problems.

But it was unusual for Kieran to miss dinner without giving Alistair forewarning that he would be eating with his friends. Teagan, of course, just let out a sigh and then chuckled quietly. “He’s probably still with that elf girl. I’m sure they just… lost track of time.”

Alistair frowned. While it was possible, of course, it was also unlikely. Teagan saw his frown, though, and shook his head — somehow managing to convey feelings of concern and amusement at the same time. “Oh, Alistair… You could send the guards out to look for him, but I doubt he’d appreciate that.”

Teagan wasn’t wrong. Kieran was a stranger in this court, still, and most of the guards were distrustful of him. And why wouldn’t they be? Any one of the things the boy was was reason enough, and the boy was a lot of things.

“No. If he’s not back by sunset, I’ll go look for him myself,” Alistair said.

And so, after dinner, he dug his old traveling clothes out of a drawer and changed into them, then threw an old cloak over them. Old habits die hard. He was still always prepared to go back to what was familiar, what he knew —

No one looked twice at him as he slipped out through the servant’s quarters and wandered through Denerim’s alleys. He knew the way to the alienage by heart, of course. He’d paid many secret visits to his friends there over the years, and had been the one to show Kieran the safest paths to take when he went there himself.

As he slipped through one last gate, he could see a light in the window of the Tabris family home, could smell the baked bread, butter, the spices they’d used with their meal… and the sharp scent of fresh blood. He urged himself not to panic — after all, two of the people living here were assassins — but he couldn’t squelch his anxiety completely.

When Soris opened the door, his face was composed of all the feelings Alistair was trying not to feel and they all came rushing to the surface at once. “Is Kieran…?”

“He’s here,” Soris said, swinging the door open a little further so Alistair could follow him in. Shianni was cleaning up a cut Minna had on her arm while Kieran stood at the sink, washing blood off his face.

“Maker’s breath,” Alistair said, rushing forward to get a closer look. “What happened?”

“Some arl's son was being an ass,” Kieran sighed, pressing a cloth against a cut on his lip. “I tried to make him stop, but… it didn’t work out. I ended up having to spook him a bit.”

Before Alistair could even ask what that meant, Minna cut in. “More than a bit! When he ran off, he was crying and screaming like a baby! ‘Get it off me! Get it off me!’ But there wasn’t anything on him!”

Kieran glanced over his shoulder and flashed a smile at her before he locked eyes with Alistair — rosy-cheeked and smug. “A harmless trick,” he promised. “He deserved it.”

“And what if he comes back?” Soris asked, frowning. “What if he brings his friends? Things like this never end cleanly.”

Alistair caught the uneasy look Soris shared with Shianni, and he cleared his throat once before speaking. “I might be able to help? That is, if they tell me who this ‘noble brat’ was…”

.

Later, as they walked home together, a long silence stretched between them. Kieran finally broke it with a little sigh. “I know you were worried. I missed dinner, and it’s late, and… I’m…”

“Yes,” Alistair said, sighing. “I was worried. I’m still worried,” he added, thinking about the young noble that would certainly be bitter about Kieran now, “but I’m also proud. You did the right thing. Someone had to pay, and…” he leaned in, smiling, "...I'm glad it was the asshole."