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JINGLUO HEADCANONS THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR BUT I’LL GIVE ANYWAY BECAUSE I ADORE THEM!!!!!!

Polar opposites of each other in almost every way possible except for intelligence.

Warm bodied Jing Yuan and cold bodied Luocha. One of them is always the loser though because during winters, Jing Yuan ends up feeling colder while in the summer, Luocha’s overheating.

EXTREMELY lazy mornings. Half the time Luocha needs to practically shove Jing Yuan out of bed to get the man to wake up.

They’re both crazy about each other but Luocha doesn’t show it as much. It’s more obvious when they’re alone.

They had to keep their relationship private at first in order for Jing Yuan to avoid a scandal. But later, people found out anyway and surprisingly most didn’t care at that point. They’re much more open now.

Jing Yuan loves holding Luocha’s hand when they’re out and about. He’s always touching the other in some way.

Jing Yuan’s love language? Brother he’s got all of them ☠️ He adores spending time with Luocha when he can no matter what they’re both doing. Even if they’re just laying in bed, that’s more than enough for him.

He also loves spoiling Luocha. Buying the man gifts and the like. Luocha insists he not spend so much, but deep down he melts every time.

SECRET KISSES!!!! Luocha pulling Jing Yuan away for just a moment for a quick peck. The general bringing them both behind a building for a split second before acting like nothing happened.

Jing Yuan is a “snork mimimi” kinda guy while Luocha is more “honk shoo honk shoo” (when he does snore, it’s rare).

Luocha loves coffee while Jing Yuan can’t stand it, so in the morning Luocha will make a cup of coffee for himself and then make a separate cup of tea for Jing Yuan. And if he has to leave before the general wakes up, he always leaves a little note with the tea.

Jing Yuan is a disaster in the kitchen, so Luocha’s the one who does all the cooking. In turn, Jing Yuan helps with smaller chores such as laundry and dishes. (Cleaning isn’t an issue, bro has an estate there is no WAY he doesn’t hire personal cleaners).

Many people mistake Yanqing to be their son. Luocha will usually deny it, but Jing Yuan will just smile.

As I stated earlier, Jing Yuan is very touchy. He’s always got a hand somewhere on Luocha. Whether it be on his waist/hips or holding his hand, he’s always touching. Luocha usually doesn’t mind, secretly enjoying it.

Somehow, Luocha always wakes up to Jing Yuan wrapped around him tightly. Even if they fell asleep with Luocha clinging to the general, it always switches around by the time they wake up.

Jing Yuan NEVER stops yapping about Luocha. Fu Xuan and Qingzu are SO tired someone give those ladies a raise.

“I miss my boyfriend, Qingzu…” “General, please finish your paperwork..”

Luocha will occasionally visit the Seat of Divine Foresight. The guards know who he is and let him in without questions. When that happens, you can trust that Jing Yuan will be getting absolutely NO work done.

After getting with Luocha, Jing Yuan takes better care of himself. He actually tries to properly care for his hair and other things.

Luocha loves Jing Yuan’s scars. If they’re laying in bed together, he’ll run his fingers and trace each and every one of them so gently. Honestly, it’ll occasionally almost bring the general to tears with how soft it is.

They are both HUGE cat people. Luocha loves them even more because they honestly remind him a little of Jing Yuan.

Not really jingluo, but Mimi’s taken quite the liking to Luocha. At first, he was a little wary about the fact that Jing Yuan had a whole ass lion as a pet, but he quickly got used to it. Now they’re inseparable, Mimi following Luocha around and occasionally laying down on the merchant’s lap as if it were a housecat. (Jing Yuan doesn’t know who he should be jealous of).

They sometimes shower together, very rarely getting sexual. It’s just a time for them to wind down and relax with each other, taking care and spending time together.

FOREHEAD KISSES.

At first they were both nervous to say “I love you” to each other. Jing Yuan, because he was afraid of losing Luocha, and Luocha because he’s just not a very open person. But once they got past that, the words come out like 2nd nature.

Jing Yuan will occasionally send random photos to Luocha and caption them as “us”. Luocha smiles every time.

Jing Yuan LOVES carrying Luocha. Doesn’t matter if they’re in public, he’ll lift the other man either bridal style or onto his back. Luocha pretends to hate it, but he’s thankful especially when his feet are starting to hurt.

Jing Yuan has to DRAG Luocha away from restaurants in Aurum Alley. Luocha’s a food lover, and the general knows his wallet will be emptied if he doesn’t keep a close eye on the other.