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mimiluvsblog89 · 1 month ago
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INTRO!!
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if you DONT like what i post
BLOCK or REPORT please!!!! i dont want to have to make a new account again
i post vents and tokio hotel stuff!
abt me !!!!
my names mimi (nickname)
im a minor
i have social anxiety and it suckss
unlabled
she/her
im 5 ft 5 and weigh 107lbs
DONT INTERACT IF!:
your here JUST for my tokio hotel posts, you WILL see posts that mention $h on my page so if u dont want to see that pls be careful
!STUFF I LIKE!
i LOVE tokio hotel and thirteen!!
i love allmusic but recently ive been listening to stuff like alex g, mitski, roar, salvia palth and that typpa stuff!!
i also like rock, emo, and scene but i dont listen to them enough to call myself a fan but i do enjoy them
when people are sweet and DONT judge others. BUT i also hate that bc i like putting myself in situations/relation/friendships when people disappoint or hurt me, idk why but i love it???
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star-mum · 8 months ago
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Let's fucking go, you polyamorous nerds
  "Mrrow!” Four paws landed on his thigh" this is all I could ask for 🥺
"Aren’t these things bad luck" I hope Mimi brings you bad luck
"What the--! The cat’s paw remained aloft – ready to smack his earring again" 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Mimi's my favorite Straw Hat
"Can you write a song about me?" i have nothing if not time to sing songs about Captain Usopp
"Why do the waiters at your grandmother’s bar wear earplugs?" .... why don't you mind your fucking business bitch
"And yet I recall having your complete attention.” OW OW OW !!!
" I think I’ll take it up with the chef and see what he says.” AAAAAA !!! blue, you're literally one of my fave ppl ever, wHAT IS THIS DIALOGUE ????? I need them to fight over me a lil (before they can get their bi on or whatever)
"hundred screeching calls filled the air and their enormous black wings flapped" ... uhm yeah what the fuck are we going to do now ?
"Nami’s staff cracked the side of the bird’s head and you tugged the chain free" I LOVE BADASS WOMEN WORKING TOGETHER !!!! YEEEAAAHHHH
"and you crashed into the hard and warm muscled plane of Zoro’s back" reading this in class (pls dont judge me, I promise I'm a good student) and literally BITING MY CHEEK TO FIGHT BACK THAT GREMLIN GRINCH GRIN
"How do you manage to fight with that sword shoved so far up your—” BLUE !!!!! KSKSKSKSK I CAN'T LAUGH RIGHT NOW, YOU EVIL EVIL PERSON
"Sanji enjoyed providing for others" i do not have enough words in my vocabulary to explain my true feelings about this man (i can scream about it real loud tho, and, for now, that enough)
"one of us should really be waiting on the ship. I volunteer.” remember to sit in the shade, king !! (usopp is my boyfriend and ilove him, he can do whatever he wants forever)
"continued to glow in his large hand" 👀 alright
"I wasn’t asking you" THE WORSTIES !!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH !!! THEY'RE SO AGGRO
"loose golden berry" A DRAGON ??????
"Something grumbled beneath you. No. That wasn’t right. The solid ground gave way" MOTHERFUCKERS ARE WE INSIDE A BEAST ?????
"death trap of sharp rocks and rubble" 🫠 wooooowww ALRIGHT I SEE HOW IT IS
"Above, at the very ledge, Zoro’s muscles bulged as he held onto Luffy’s ankles. How is he holding both of us?! oh you don't know half the things that man is capable of >:3
"Zoro pulled, grunting as he did" thank god for this echo-y cave
"My web caught a tasty treat,” 🥹 please say sike right now *is terrified of spiders*
"Sanji blanched" YEAH !! FUCKED IS WHAT THAT IS !!!!
"grabbing the box wouldn’t be easy, but a giant spider-woman was extreme" I wonder who made this executive decision
"She clicked the mandibles on the sides of her jaw" this is no longer a lil treat 😩
"I’ll get the box,” Sanji said, “I don’t fight women.” yeah but do you (redacted) them?
“I am Arachne" no one's talking to you, damn
"A warm, large muscled body collided with yours. Zoro rolled off of you" fine it's still a bit of a treat, I'll excuse this mfing spider 🙄
"the creature’s large, hairy legs" blue why tho 😔
im sorry for being such a baby but spiders are so fucking gross, even her death will be bittersweet
"by that logic, my devil fruit powers should work on it" oh hell yeah my dudes !!! (second thought: won't that put sanji in danger? of like falling) (yeah okay she thought that too)
"his green hair hidden by a black bandanna" i have so many thoughts about his with his god-damned bandana, i can't even begin without getting bonked on the head
"Zoro said nothing and smirked" you're not helping me evade The Bonking
"He held the box above his head, victorious and smiling" 🥺
"blade reversed direction and its’ curved edge sliced clean through her neck" LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO !!!! NO SPIDER BUSINESS !!!! HOOORAAAAAYYYY
"You thought Usopp had been lying when he shared that story" I'd blame your for that if I could sksksks
"I do think I could make Sanji flirt more" I'd disintegrate on the spot actually (which is good) (love disintegrating)
of songbirds, swords, and spice (4)
pairing: Opla!Zoro x Opla!Sanji x Fem! Reader (no use of Y/N or L/N)
tw/cw: violence, blood, spider-creatures, see master post for complete tags
🏴‍☠️ read on AO3 🏴‍☠️
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(masterpost)
<- (previous chapter)
Zoro stretched his legs out and folded his hands behind his head. Finally, some peace and quiet. Or however much quiet he could get on the Going Merry anyway. He shut his eyes, preparing to get a few hours of sleep before they arrived in Raven’s Crag.
“Mrrow!” Four paws landed on his thigh.
“What the hell?”
The black cat?! Zoro picked the cat up by the scruff and it narrowed its large, yellow eyes at him. A stowaway.
“Aren’t these things bad luck?” He said to no one before moving the fluffy creature off his lap. The cat, who was undeterred and stupidly stubborn, jumped onto his lap again the second he closed his eyes. “Knock it off.”
Zoro scooped it up this time and carried it to the other end of the room, setting it down on a crate, before he returned to his napping spot. The cat swished its tail, watching him, but didn’t move from its new perch.
“Stay over there,” he said. The ocean waves crashed and lapped against the hull of the Going Merry in swelling, gentle surges. He found the sound of the ocean soothing. He could sleep anywhere, it’s true, but there was something about sleeping near water. The crash and surge, the pull and push, the saltwater tinge to the air, and rush of the wind snapping the sails. It created a natural lullaby.
He sighed, tilting his head back, and listening to the waves rather than the cacophony of voices above. Usually, he didn’t have trouble falling asleep, but your voice was new and unfamiliar. He wasn’t sure why the old lady requested that you come along. You were a performer—not a fighter. Just because you managed one battle without vomiting at the sight of a dismembered arm didn’t make you a warrior. Zoro’s eyebrow twitched. What’s her deal anyway? He rolled his shoulders, struggling to get comfortable.
A soft paw batted the side of his head near his earlobe. What the--! The cat’s paw remained aloft – ready to smack his earring again.
Zoro narrowed his eyes. “You again?”
The cat lowered its paw and yawned, showcasing its large canine teeth and angling its ears back. Zoro wasn’t intimidated if that’s what the creature was trying to do. He had a sword. That was more impressive than two big teeth and some claws.
“What do they call you?” He lifted the charm on the cat’s collar. “Mimi?”
The cat gave no indication that it recognized its name.
“You really are bad luck,” he grumbled, “I never have trouble sleeping.” He got to his feet and stretched his arms over his head. “Stay,” he told the cat before ascending the steps to the main deck.
The sunlight refracted across the rolling blue waves and Zoro lifted his arm to block the harsh light.
“Can you sing a sea shanty?” Luffy asked you.
“Can you write a song about me?” Usopp asked, looking hopeful. Zoro rolled his eyes...These kids.
Sanji said, “What about a love ballad?”
You crossed your arms and pressed your lips into a line. This silence didn’t deter them. The trio of Luffy, Sanji, and Usopp requested different songs simultaneously. 
“Would you guys cut it out!” Nami yelled over them, “She already said she doesn’t want to!”
Zoro rested his wrist on Wado Ichimonji and decided he might as well ask the question that’s been eating at him since the night you met.
“Why do the waiters at your grandmother’s bar wear earplugs?” he asked.
Everyone fell silent. Their attention left Zoro and moved toward you, expecting and awaiting your answer. You narrowed your eyes slightly at him. The sails overhead ballooned with a fresh gust of wind and the ropes swung in the breeze casting shadows like long, wiggling snakes on the main deck.
You said, “You noticed that, huh?”
“It was hard to miss.” Zoro deadpanned.
Your smile tugged at your mouth. “And yet I recall having your complete attention.”
Zoro stepped forward. “That’s what I’m still trying to figure out,” he said, “so what’s your deal?”
You shrugged, graceful and casual, like you two were discussing sword forms and not the mystery of your grandmother’s bar.
“The bar gets rowdy,” you replied.
“That’s what I said,” Luffy said, his tone was bright.
The bar gets rowdy? Yeah, right. Zoro stared down at you. The sunlight burned radiance across the planes and slopes of your face. She’s lying. You had to be. Your explanation was lukewarm and it didn’t account for the strange, solitary sensations that consumed him during your performance. Your performance and the earplugs had to be related somehow. He just couldn’t figure out how.
Usopp glanced between you and Zoro.
“Come on, guys,” Usopp said, “let’s stay focused. We’re finding a mysterious lost treasure for someone.”
“I’ll make lunch,” Sanji suggested, before saying your name and adding, “I’d love your help in the kitchen.”
“No thanks. I’m gonna stretch my legs,” you announced and offered Usopp and Sanji a smile. “I’ve gotta get used to being out on the sea again.”
Zoro watched you walk to the other end of the ship. She’s not getting off that easily. He waited about three seconds before following after you.
“Hey,” he began, narrowing his eyes at your back. You sighed, leaning against the railing, but didn’t turn around to face him. “If you double cross our crew…”
You looked over your shoulder. “You’re gonna slice me in half?”
Zoro scoffed. “I was thinking in quarters.”
You turned to face him, though your elbows remained on the railing, your pose was relaxed and wholly nonthreatening. Zoro’s pulse throbbed in his neck.
“You have nothing to worry about, Roronoa Zoro.” The salty air played with the collar of your shirt and Zoro looked away, clenching his jaw. “This crew saved the golden cupid...and if we manage to find Pandora’s puzzle box...then there will always be a warm meal and a cold drink for you at Estella’s.”
He glanced at you from the corner of his eye. Maybe he was being paranoid after their run-in with the Black Cat pirates or their altercation with Arlo’s gang after Nami’s abrupt betrayal. He didn’t want to get double-crossed, although he couldn’t see the benefit of you – or the old hag – trying to betray them.
“Fine,” he said flatly.
Maybe now I can get some shut-eye…The thought reminded him of the cat, Mimi, stalking around in his room.
“By the way,” he said, “that cat is onboard.”
You laughed. “Oh, of course she is.” You shook your head, “I’ll let Sanji know. Maybe he can make her some tuna.”
“Feeding your cat isn’t part of this deal,” he grumbled, annoyed. First, the cat took over his nap spot and ruined his afternoon and now she’d eat some of their supplies? What sort of bullshit was this?
“One,” you said holding up a finger, “she’s Estella’s cat. Two.” You held up a second finger. “It’s not really up to you, is it? I think I’ll take it up with the chef and see what he says.”
Zoro didn’t have a good argument against you, so he settled on rolling his eyes and returning to his bunk to get some well-deserved rest before the Merry reached Raven’s Crag.
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The dingy swayed as it pushed through the shallow waves and your stomach followed the roiling, uncertain motions of the waters below. Something didn’t feel right. You would normally chalk it up to your baseline paranoia around strangers—but...your unease went deeper. Maybe all the stories about Raven’s Crag were getting to you. Everyone on the island said Raven’s Crag was dangerous, some even went so far as to call it cursed. ‘That’s why no one lives there’, they’d say before ordering another drink from the bar. What if something happened to Estella back home? Was paranoia or intuition that twisted your stomach into sailor’s knots? You shook your head and tried to clear your mind. One thing at a time...
“There’s nothing to be nervous about,” Sanji said, sitting beside you and looking pointedly at your bouncing knee. “We’ll find it.”
“If it exists,” you said.
“Madame Estella seemed certain it was here,” he said.
“Yes.” You sighed. “Yes, I know.”
Estella left a rather important detail from her story when she told the Straw Hats about Pandora’s treasure. Over the past five years, it had been you who helped her to find and collect the other boxes. The jade box had been the first and the easiest. You used your devil fruit powers, beguiling the previous owner, and tricking him into giving it to Estella. The onyx box, however, was kept on a marine base within the evidence room under lock and key. You and Estella spent nine months on that island, working your way into the upper echelon of society until General Samuel Bellamy invited several wealthy citizens for brunch. You and Estella had barely made it out after accidentally triggering the alarm when removing Pandora’s box. The last box in her collection, the one made of lapis lazuli, had been underwater in a shipwreck.
Truly, it was a miracle that Estella knew about any of their locations, but that one was especially surprising. You were useless since the ocean sapped all of your strength, but Estella had smiled at you before diving into the waters. Your hands curled into fists on your lap. The current had been strong that day...a storm was on the horizon and the ocean was restless, hungry.
Sanji muttered your name. His gaze burned into your cheek.
“We made it,” Nami announced, shaking you from your reverie.
The tepid saltwater and sand rushed into your shoes and clung to your shins as you leaped from the dingy and helped push the boat onto the shore as best as you could. The palm trees rustled loudly overhead. Your foot snagged against the dry, powdery white sand.
“What’s—” Zoro began one hand on his sword hilt.
“Wait,” you said, snapping your attention from the boat’s edge in your hands and toward the beautiful blue sky. “That’s not—”
Your words were cut off as a hundred screeching calls filled the air and their enormous black wings flapped, upset the palm leaves, and stirred the dry brush at the beachhead. Roughly a dozen, giant ravens descended upon the crew, their beaks open wide to reveal rows of tiny teeth, and their eyes glossy and bright and murderous.
You reached for your kusarigama—a sickle attached to a metal chain with an iron weight at the end — attached to your hip. You hadn’t used the weapon since settling on Nightingale, but you practiced the motions and your continued diligence paid off as you slid into a stance and spun the end of the chain.
A raven opened its’ beak and lunged for Nami, and you launched the weighted end toward the raven. The chain spun around the raven’s beak, closing it, and you tugged—the metal biting into the flesh of your fingers—forcing the beast to bow its head. Nami’s staff cracked the side of the bird’s head and you tugged the chain free, pulling up the slack, after the creature dropped. You could hardly keep track of everyone’s movements through the chaos of undulating black wings and sharp, curved black beaks and curled talons.
Zoro’s sword flashed beneath the sunlight, blood, and dark feathers followed.
Your body ached, familiar with the movements ingrained into the grooves of your muscles, but unfamiliar with fighting things that fought back (your usual enemies were coconut trees and bamboo). You jumped backward through the powdery sand, avoiding a strike of dangerous talons, and you crashed into the hard and warm muscled plane of Zoro’s back.
“Watch where you’re going,” he growled before pivoting on his heel and using his sword to deflect the beak strike coming toward you.
“I was.”
“Didn’t look like it.”
“How” – your fingers tightened around the kusarigama’s grip– “do you manage to fight with that sword shoved so far up your—”
Luffy yelled, “Gum Gum Punch!” His fist launched through the air and landed squarely into the raven’s rib cage sending the bird sprawling into the sand.
“I had it!” You and Zoro shouted simultaneously at Luffy.
“Sorry,” Luffy said, smiling before he turned his attention to a different raven. “Hey, Sanji!” The captain called out to him, “Do you think we could eat these?”
“You’re seriously thinking about food at a time like this?” Nami asked.
You shook your head and were unable to ignore the smile tugging at your lips. This crew is so fucking weird, you thought with a foreign flutter of affection. You brought another raven to eye-level by trapping its beak with your chain and Sanji roundhouse kicked it, knocking your chain free, where it seemed to float in the air for a second before you yanked it back toward you.
The final two ravens squawked, and took flight in a blur of sand and wings, leaving their fallen on the beach scattered among the crew. You wrapped the chain, secured your kusarigama at your hip, and flexed your sore, unpracticed fingers. You scanned the beach and pointed at an outcropping of gray rocks.
“That’s the crag,” you said. You looked at their sweaty faces and bit your lip. “Estella could be wrong,” you warned, “the box might not be there.” She had never been wrong before, but they didn’t need to know that.
“We won’t know until we get there,” said Luffy, walking toward the crag. You wiped the sweat from your face and sighed. There is no swaying Luffy from his destined path, is there? You almost admired his bullheaded tenacity. Almost.
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Your hands pulsed, your blood throbbing, your knuckles scraped raw, and nails blunted from climbing up onto the crag. You pulled yourself up the final ledge, each breath laborious, and laid yourself flat against the hot stone. Your salivating mouth tasted metallic and unpleasant. Sanji squatted next to you, and his shadow spilled across your face and blocked the sun.
“Here,” he said, offering you a small flask.
“Water or booze?” you asked.
His lips quirked. “Water.”
“Shame.”
You took a small sip of the water before holding it out to him.
Sanji lifted his hand. “Keep it.”
You raised an eyebrow and bit your tongue to stop yourself from questioning or quipping at him. You were starting to understand that Sanji enjoyed providing for others. He cooked because he believed no one should go hungry, but he also had a true and burning passion for it. He gave you water because you needed it. There was no ulterior motive. No secret to unravel. He was just providing for you as he would provide for anyone on the crew. Not that I’m part of this crew, but the sentiment still counts.
“Thanks,” you finally said, standing.
Luffy stood before the great, black maw of a cave’s entrance with his hands on his hips.
“This is the place, right?” he asked, looking over his shoulder toward you.
“I think so,” you said. In your experience, Pandora’s treasure box locations increased in difficulty over time: a marine base, a shipwreck, and now deep within a cavernous network. You looked at this crew of oddballs, at the scuffs, bruises, and blood they spilled fighting the ravens and climbing the cliffside. I can do it alone. The warm breeze kissed your skin and the bright blue ocean crested with tiny, white waves along the shore below. I’m the one who Estella trusts. They got me here, but they don’t need to see this through.
“We’ve made it this far together, but you can turn back now,” you said, “I don’t want anyone dying for this.”
Luffy frowned. “Only you?”
Your heart dropped. His stark, honest words had momentarily stunned you.
“What?” you breathed.
“Don’t be stupid,” Zoro muttered, “we just fought a bunch of demon birds. There’s no way we’re turning back now.”
“I think she’s got a point,” Usopp said, “one of us should really be waiting on the ship. I volunteer.”
“It’s dangerous,” Luffy continued as if the others hadn’t spoken, “so you’d rather go in there alone and die alone?”
“It’s a wild goose chase, Luffy.” You crossed your arms.
“It’s her dream!” he said, “don’t you have a dream you want to accomplish?”
“My dream is impossible.” You bristled. Your dream wasn’t a treasure hunt, nor was it to become the best of something or the queen of the pirates. Your dream was a fantasy you repeated to keep your nightmares quiet. Your dream would never see fruition. It just couldn’t.
“There’s no such thing,” Luffy said while approaching you. His hand lifted, palm dropping toward your shoulder, and you moved out of the way at the last second. Luffy stumbled at the sudden lack of counter-balance and you grimaced.
You said, “I don’t like being touched.”
Sanji tilted his head to the side.
“Oh, sorry.” Luffy’s tone was earnest. “Whatever your dream is, I think you should go after it.”
You squinted at him rather than answer his statement.
You said, “You’re coming, aren’t you?”
“Yup.” Luffy nodded.
“Me and Nami will guard the entrance in case any more of those birds come back,” Usopp held his slingshot aloft. “We’ll shout if anything happens.”
“Shout loud,” Zoro said as he passed Usopp and entered the cave.
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The cave’s cool air was a blessing against your sweaty, sticky skin. You led the crew, even though you didn’t have a map or idea of where the box might be. Estella said ‘Trusting one’s self is the greatest gift’ and you didn’t know if that applied to treasure-hunting, but you decided there was no time like the present to try.
“These caves are odd,” Sanji said, gesturing to the glowing greenish crystals that were embedded into the dark rocks above. “I’ve never seen anything like it.”
“It’s something with the moon,” you said, watching your shadows play against the stone and crystal walls. “The full moon helps charge them...or so Estella says. She has a book about the caves on Nightingale Island.”
Zoro dug his fingers around one of the lower crystals, yanked it free and it continued to glow in his large hand. He swept his arm across the cavern floor, shining more light on the bits of rubble and dirt, but no treasure box lay waiting for you. His hair brightened beneath the crystals and gave it an almost illusory neon effect.
The cavern curved left, but remained a single, narrow pathway, without any divergences. As odd as that was, since caverns like these usually spilled like a network of threads, you were grateful. You didn’t want to add ‘getting lost in the crystal caves’ to your list of travesties.
“Where’d you learn to fight?” Luffy asked.
“Here and there,” you replied, “Estella needs me to protect her.”
“Did she teach you how to use that chain thing?” He mimed spinning it over his head, as you had done at one point during the battle like the chain was a lasso rope.
You laughed lightly.
“No,” you said, “we spent about nine months on this one island, seeking Pandora’s onyx box, and during that time I trained with a woman named Camilla.”
Luffy’s eyes lit up, emboldened by the viridescent glow of the crystals, and he said, “Cool!” His voice echoed strangely and you stopped suddenly.
“We’re close to something,” you said.
“How do you know?” asked Sanji.
“Our voices sound different here,” Zoro said, sounding bored.
“I wasn’t asking you,” Sanji said, rolling his eyes.
You peered through the muddled darkness tinted by a glowing light. Your heart skipped. Could Estella be right? Was the final box of Pandora’s treasure here? You quickened your pace and followed the path with one hand on your weapon. The crystals sparkled above and mirrored your reflections on their glossy, green surface.
The pathway opened into a cistern with tall glistening edges of slick cave walls, dripping and glowing crystal stalagmites, and shocks of white, thick spider webs running through gaps. Does something live here? You scanned the space.
“Holy shit,” you gasped. At the center of the room was a natural conglomeration of crystals and a bone-white puzzle box nestled at the center, glimmering like a beacon beneath the luminescent light.
You ran forward, kicking aside a bleached-white bone where it went clack-clack-clack into some rocks, and jostled loose golden berry lying around on the ground.
Something grumbled beneath you. No. That wasn’t right. The solid ground gave way, crumbling like a sandcastle devoured by the incoming tide, and your arms windmilled—your scream caught in your throat. The rocks beneath your feet fell to a nest of large, white ropes, and your body tensed—awaiting the inevitable crash and broken bones.
Luffy grabbed your wrist. He pitched into you, the ground unstable, and this time—your scream released—and gravity twisted your body so your spine was to the painful ground below.
“Luffy!” Zoro shouted.
Luffy stretched like saltwater taffy, he clung to your wrists, and both of you dangled above death trap of sharp rocks and rubble. Above, at the very ledge, Zoro’s muscles bulged as he held onto Luffy’s ankles. How is he holding both of us?!
“Climb up,” Luffy said, “climb over me like I’m a rope.” He smiled like this was an ordinary occurrence and you both weren’t a few hundred feet away from certain death.
“I’ll drop,” you said, “I’m closer to the ground. I’ll survive it.”
You glanced at your feet swinging through the empty, dark air. You actually couldn’t tell how close the ground was. The strange, white ropes glowed eerily beneath the muted crystal light, and pockets of it were disturbed and quivering from the fallen rocks. Is that--? Your brow furrowed.
“I can pull you both up,” Zoro announced, his face pinched tight with effort. “Just – just hold on.”
“I already am.” Luffy tightened his grip around your wrists and a wave of nausea coursed through you. Your skin prickled with a clammy, uncomfortable sensation. Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth, you reminded yourself, using every ounce of self-control not to vomit.
Zoro pulled, grunting as he did, and Luffy’s legs disappeared over the ledge.
Although you couldn’t see Zoro, you heard him shout; “I don’t need your help, stupid cook!”
“I’m not trusting an idiot swordsman with her life,” Sanji yelled, “or with Luffy’s.”
You clenched your eyes shut, squeezing Luffy’s thin wrists, feeling his rapid pulse beneath your fingertips as your heartbeat rushed in your ears and your mouth filled with saliva.
Luffy said your name and your eyes re-opened, “I’m not going to drop you,” he said softly.
He said these words like a stalwart, unwavering promise. He said them in the same way he said ‘I’m going to be king of the pirates’ and despite your past, your ingrained paranoia, and your reasons to distrust him—you believed him, and something sharp prickled behind your eyes.
Luffy’s midsection was yanked over the ledge and Zoro finished pulling the both of you onto the overhanging ledge. As you brushed the cave dirt from your legs, Sanji hunched his shoulders and met your gaze.
“Are you alright?” he asked.
“Fine.” You looked toward the chasm that separated Pandora’s box from you. You hadn’t brought rope or grappling hooks and you were ill-prepared to vault or climb onto the other side. “How are we going to get over there?”
Zoro pointed and said, “Hug the wall and maneuver around the chasm.”
Your mouth opened to tell him about the risk, but a sudden scuttling noise drew everyone’s attention to the ceiling.
“My web caught a tasty treat,” it said before lowering itself, a web attached to the crystals hung from its spinnerets. The creature was a human from the waist up, her breasts pale and nippleless, and her straight, long, black hair framed her pale face and six, red slit eyes.
Sanji blanched.
“This is your cavern?” You said. You knew grabbing the box wouldn’t be easy, but a giant spider-woman was extreme.
“My cavern,” she said, tilting her head, “and my food.” She clicked the mandibles on the sides of her jaw.
“Luffy, can you reach the box?” You unclasped your kusarigama and extended the chain between your hands.
Luffy cracked his knuckles. “I want to fight this thing.”
“I’ll get the box,” Sanji said, “I don’t fight women.”
He inched closer to the walls which had narrow ledges to precariously climb across. Your heart fell into your shoes. Sanji...You recalled the smiling, overjoyed faces of the children from the orphanage after Sanji made them breakfast, his fond and thoughtful expression when he talked about Zeff, his kindness in the kitchen, and his concerned gaze when Zoro pulled you and Luffy from the ledge. You couldn’t let him risk his life for Estella’s dream. You couldn’t. He’s going to fall if he tries to get it.
Zoro scoffed. “She’s not a woman.”
“I am Arachne,” the creature said.
“Sanji, wait—” you said.
The Arachne swung from her webbing towards the group. A warm, large muscled body collided with yours, sending you sideways into rubble and rock. Your skin smarted and burned where it hit the stones and jagged crystals. You blinked, stunned, as your mind lagged to piece together the details.
Zoro rolled off of you, blade drawn, and jumped to his feet. He saved me? You understood his earlier rescue because Luffy had been involved. He wouldn’t let his captain die—he was protective of him, cared about him even. But saving you didn’t add up. It didn’t make sense. Pirates weren’t loyal to people who weren’t their crew. You shook your head. Roronoa Zoro had saved your life twice. You adjusted your grip on the hilt of your kusarigama.
Time to repay the favor, you thought before charging the Arachne. You slid on your knees, ignoring the pain as the tiny rocks dug into your skin, and ducked beneath the creature’s large, hairy legs. Your chain whipped out, wrapping one leg at the joint before you rolled out from beneath her and jerked the chain over your shoulder for leverage.
The Arachne screeched in indignation, wobbling, although she remained steady on her other legs.
“Hold it steady,” Zoro shouted as his sword flashed in a quick, upward arc as he ran beneath the tied-up leg.
You stumbled forward as the leg was dismembered from its body and flung off in another direction.
The Arachne hissed, scrambling up the wall, and toward the ceiling. You spun your kusarigama, feeling safer with the weight in your hands, and the glowing steel beneath the crystalline fragments.
“Hey!” Luffy yelled, “where are you going?”
You spared a glance to Sanji. He was about halfway, his arms spread akimbo, his back to the wall and his feet crossing carefully over the ridge.
Luffy’s hands shot toward the Arachne and grabbed its rear legs, pulling her back, and the Arachne fired several sticky ropes of webbing at Luffy. He jumped, dodging the first splatter of webbing with impressive speed, and used his momentum to launch himself toward the Arachne.
Luffy landed on her back. They were halfway up the wall, closer to the ceiling than the floor, and your palms dampened as your adrenaline transmuted to fear. What if he falls? You weren’t sure if his Gum-Gum powers made him invincible to gravity and you didn’t want to find out.
You shouted, “Luffy, be careful!”
It’s part human, you worried your lip between your teeth, by that logic, my devil fruit powers should work on it. However, Sanji, Luffy, and Zoro weren’t safe. They didn’t have earplugs or headphones. You couldn’t risk using your voice on the Arachne and hurting them and you didn’t want to distract Sanji from his treacherous and focused climb to Pandora’s box.
Luffy wrestled with the creature, his legs were wrapped around the Arachne’s torso, and his fists moved too fast for your eyes to follow.
Zoro snapped your name and followed with, “Give me a boost.” His eyes were above, focused on Luffy, his green hair hidden by a black bandanna.
“You can’t reach him,” you said, interlacing your fingers, lowering yourself into a crouch, and bracing your back against the cavern’s wall.
Zoro said nothing and smirked. He ran toward you, planting his foot in your cupped hands, before launching himself up towards Arachne and Luffy. His boot scuffed against the wall and he grabbed the hanging webbing that swung from the Arachne. The creature slid downward but remained on the vertical wall. Her balance was affected by Luffy’s attacks and the weight of Zoro on her ‘tail’.
His muscles strained as he climbed the web, shedding pieces of webbing that fell like strange, spindly fluffs of white.
Sanji called your name and you looked. He held the box above his head, victorious and smiling, and your heart swelled. All this trouble for such a small thing, you thought.
“That’s mine!” The Arachne hissed, her face gushed blood, and half of her eyes were swollen shut from Luffy’s onslaught.
She reared back, bucking Luffy from her, and scuttled downward carrying Zoro with her. Luffy landed as a heap of limbs next to you, but his head popped back up, a little dazed but otherwise okay.
The Arachne’s intention was clear. She meant to attack Sanji—to punish him for stealing. Well, you weren’t going to let that happen. You planted your feet, your eyes narrowed and focused on the angles, the speed of her long, spider-legs, and the shape of her long, pale neck.
Kusarigama flew from your hand, its’ sickle-side cut through the air, and the cold chain unraveled through your fingers. The sickle zipped past her head and you tugged the chain, quick and forced, and the blade reversed direction and its’ curved edge sliced clean through her neck. A second passed. The Arachne’s head seemed to float through the air as it was rendered from her body with an arching spray of crimson that appeared black in the verdant pale light of the cave.
Her head hit the ground with a soft and rolling ‘thump’.
“That went well,” you said, breaking the silence, and a hysteric smile threatened to take hold of your lips. None of the children are going to believe this.
“Do you think anyone will believe that we fought a giant spider-lady?” asked Luffy.
Sanji said, “It’s no less believable than defeating Arlong’s crew.”
Your eyebrows raised. “You beat Arlong?” You thought Usopp had been lying when he shared that story.
Zoro sheathed his sword. “It was easy.”
“We make a pretty good team, don’t we?” Luffy said before smiling, though you assumed the question was rhetorical and didn’t answer him. You nudged the Arachne’s head with your foot and it rolled off the ledge and into the darkness below. It was eerie how easily you slipped into this crew’s dynamic. You didn’t fit in with them—you didn’t, but you could. And that was the scary part. However, you wouldn’t entertain ideas or dreams of leaving Nightingale Island. Your place was next to Estella and your future and fate were tied to hers.
You owed her after everything she did for you, after everything you’ve gone through together. No matter how easy it was to fight alongside the Straw Hats—you had your place in this world and it wasn’t with these pirates.
(author's note:
I'm sorry this took a while to post. I hope the length makes up for it <3 also happy belated birthday to Sanji !! xoxo )
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starlightsins · 6 years ago
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k, am I allowed to feel good about myself for 5 min and post these? 👀
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purecamp · 8 years ago
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all of the questions (drag race q's) pls ma'am
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Oh shit, ok XD
RuPaul: What’s your greatest strength – charisma, uniqueness, nerve or talent?
I would have to say charisma, mainly because I like talking, cracking bad jokes and just being with people.
Sharon Needles: Do you like scary movies, Sidney?  What’s your favourite?
I don’t like scary movies at all, I hate being scared lmao... but I have watched nightmare on elm street and i thought that was pretty funny so I guess that
Chad Michaels:  Is there someone you can impersonate to perfection?
No way. I can’t impersonate anyone
Untucked:  What’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever said?
I once got into trouble for being in a group chat specifically to talk shit about an asshole guy I know. We wrote mocking poetry, bitched constantly and I even said some of it to his face to my credit, he did say that he was going to slit my throat and sew my mouth shut beforehand so i have good reason to talk shit
Available On iTunes!:  The first five songs that come into your head.
Read U Wrote U, Stun, New Perspective, Hollywoodn’t, Lucy
Michelle Visage: Are you a tough critic or a sweet little pussycat?
I’m a tough little pussycat tbh
Bianca Del Rio:  Stone, gold, glass… What’s your heart made of?
Emptiness and lies and bad puns
Bob The Drag Queen:  Tell us a joke, funny girl!
My life What’s the difference between a brony and a brick? A brick gets laid
Santino Rice:  Describe the strangest outfit you’ve ever worn, Amadeus.
Straight off the mannequin H&M outfit. nuff said (those coral fluorescent jeans were EVERYTHING ok)
Guest Judges:  Name three people, alive or dead, whose opinions really matter to you
my bffs Emily and Alex, and this is more than 3 but wick, nymph and just anyone else i care about tbh
All-Stars:  Ever had a brush with fame?
I’ve met the guy who played mundungus fletcher in hp. He was very short and very kind and I had a picture wth him
Absolut Vodka:  Favourite drink?
straight vodka I really love lemonade and orage juice mixed tbh
Bebe Zahara Benet:  Do you represent your hometown or not?
NOOOOO. For starters I don’t live in the area i was born anymore so not there, and the village i live in im really disconnected from, i dont get involved in community stuff bc everyone is inbred
Raja:  Did you roll with the cool kids at school?  Or, if you weren’t a Heather, Heather, what clique did you fit with, Heather?
the rejected randos
Willam:  A choice of questions – either tell us about a time you were thrown out of somewhere, or tell us about the sickest you’ve ever felt…
Sickest I ever felt was after I had my HPV injection at school. My arm ached for the day, no big deal... then the next day at school i started to feel weird. I was hot, but shivering and cold, I couldn’t focus, my head was throbbing, i felt like i was gonna throw up, so of course i did the sensible thing and i ... soldiered on through the day until i got home, fell asleep and realised i had a fever. yikes
Jinkx Monsoon:  Trouble sleeping?  Or trouble staying awake?
Sleeping, always.
Mimi Imfurst:  How far would you go to grab people’s attention?
Not very. I like attention, very much,but on my own terms.
Drag U:  Condragulations!  You’ve won a fabulous free makeover!  What sickening style icon will it be based on?
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Max:  What colour is your hair today, and what’s your favourite colour it’s ever been?
My hair is a light brown colour, and it always had been. i kinda wanna dye it purple some day.
Alyssa + Coco:  Can you hold a grudge?  (Extra points if you tell us all about it)
I’m currently holding a grudge. See the asshole mentioned in an earlier Q. He treated my best friend like shit, manipulated them, talked shit about me and is literally the worst person alive
Tyra Sanchez:   Give us an unpopular opinion.
Acid Betty was robbed, Katya was not
Katya:  If you could live in any country in all the world, where would you go?
I kinda like it here in the UK but if i could I guess somewhere in the US? After trump tho, fuck trump’s america
Ongina:  Would you ever shave your head?  (If you already have, we want pics!)
No fucking way. I did have plans to shave it once, when my friend had cancer, but i wasnt allowed to and tbh my hair is my only half decent feature
PhiPhi O’Hara:  Is it better to be loved or feared?
Why not both?
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Latrice Royale:  Tell us about a time you picked yourself up after a fall (and know that we’re so proud of you, hon!)
I dont know about this one tbh. there’s been too many. but im here so hey
Shangela:  If at first you don’t succeed…  Is there something in life where you keep on try-trying-again?
W R I T I N G  its my only talent so i cant ever give it up and i dont wanna. i want to be an author someday
Nina Flowers:  Does your look match your personality?
My look is as average and boring as a piece of wet cardboard. so no
Violet Chachki:  What’s your favourite physical feature?
my smile i guess? even though my teeth and jaw are jacked and im waiting on braces
Naomi Smalls:  Take the first name of one of your personal idols, and the last name from another.  This makes the name of your brand new persona – now tell us all about your gorgeous self!
Sharon Bastow! I would be smart, still a fairly good writer with a passion and enjoyment of writing, self-confident and fierce af. able to push through any limits. fuck yes (you’ll get the sharon bit. you wont get the bastow bit lmao)
Jiggly Caliente: May I call you Jiggly?
Yes mama
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musical theatre asks
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1. Favorite musical(s): rent
2. Least favorite musical(s): fucking cats
3. Favorite score(s): rent, les mis and sweeney todd.
4. Favorite composer(s): jonathan larson (duh)
5. Favorite actor(s): i feel like i /have/ to put ben platt here. i’m such a basic bitch. 
6. Favorite actress(es): renée elise goldsberry
7. Favorite musical fandom: i don’t really participate in musicals fandoms so idk... i had a peek in the les mis one, it was pretty nice.
8. Favorite overture: shit. um. i really like the sweeney todd overture, it’s so spooky. but i also love the aladdin one. 
9. Favorite character from any show: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh.........elphaba
10. Least favorite character from any show: judge turpin
11. Favorite scene: oh damn. i love the blue wind part in deaf west’s spring awakening. tbh that production is amazing. and the ending omg. i also love the ending of cabaret. i know it’s pretty much always different but it’s always fucking powerful. i love endings.
12. Favorite musical number: i mean defying gravity is a showstopper. friend like me also. 
13. A show you regret not seeing: great comet man. i have a b*tleg but y’know...
14. A showtune you’ve been obsessed with lately: dust and ashes from great comet, dead girl walking from heathers and for forever from dear evan hansen. 
15. A showtune that describes your love life: uh. 
16. A musical you believe is overrated: newsies lol
17. A musical you believe doesn’t get enough love: the hunchback of notre dame. it should have been on broadway.
18. A musical turned movie you liked: les mis is good but i would change some actors lol
19. A musical turned movie you wanted to destroy: nothing comes to my mind.
20. A movie turned musical that you loved: hairspray!!! and sweeney todd are the best i think. oh and chicago (which is better than the original show oops)
21. A movie turned musical that made you cringe: it doesn’t make me cringe, but rent wasn’t that great.
22. A movie, if any, you would like to see turned into a musical: i’ve benn waiting for 5+ years for that freaking wicked movie.
23. A flop you love: i don’t know any flops woops.
24. A flop you disliked: see answer to question 23.
25. A regional production you saw that you enjoyed: just for laugh’s production of hairspray was great!!!
26. A regional production you saw that was less than stellar: hi i live in québec, canada and sometimes we make original musicals and i saw don juan and it was kinda underwhelming? the songs were....quétaines.
27. A show/actor you believe was robbed of a certain Tony (even if the show/person that won deserved it): GREAT COMET. 
28. 3 dream roles of yours: a more realistic one: tracy turnblad. ones that would never happen even if i could sing: hedwig and frank n furter.
29. 3 shows you’d love to be in: i was in a production of rent so i won’t say that one. i would love to be in a production of les mis, phantom and grease. 
30. The first show you saw: hi i live in québec, canada where i rarely get to see musicals because nyc is kinda out of reach most of my days. in 2011 i went to nyc and saw rent and it was amazing and i cried a lot.
31. The first show that made you become interested (or obsessed…) with theatre: rent 
32. A role you’d like to see your favorite actor play: i want ben platt to play mark cohen. i WILL pay money to make that happen. 
33. A production you’d like to return to Broadway: GREAT COMET SO I CAN GO TO NYC AND SEE IT. ALSO DEAF WEST’S SPRING AWAKENING.
34. A song you’d love to hear sung by your favorite actor: out there. pls ben.
35. An actor/actress you have never seen on stage (dead or alive) that you’ve been DYING to see: i don’t want to say ben platt but yeah. oh and i wanna see ramin karimloo?? and renée duh. 
36. If you could cast any show you wanted, what show would it be and who would be your leads?: can we do rent with ben for mark and renée again as mimi pls. i know she’s a little too old but i DONT CARE. 
37. Put your iPod on shuffle, post the first showtune that comes up: the word of your body - spring awakening
38. A character from any show you’d say you are most like (whether it be for personality or physical appearance): tracy turnblad lmao my sistah
39. If you could have dinner with any 3 Broadway people (composer, actor, director, etc.), living or dead, you wanted who would you pick?: jonathan larson, barbra streisand (just because....who would not want to have dinner with her) and alex boniello cause he seems fun to hang out with.
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