#milton dm

[lo-jo-s-blog]

guys… i miss britannica blue and milton and relish and big shane silva and moth jesus and TONY

[nat-without-a-g]

Lowkey/genuinely hoping that when Will Campos says Milton Grammar is a “weird” kid, it’s gonna turn out he’s just undiagnosed neurodivergent and not... Dangerous. He’s not apart of anything more nefarious or spying on people, he just can’t tell when a conversation is over.

[glizzygoblin7]

the gang hangs out a few days before kim leaves for otai. it’s just supposed to be a few hour thing, but turns into a whole night ordeal. playing games, sparring, piling into one tiny car and going to McDonalds. driving around town at midnight. most everyone was cry-laughing at some point or another. before they go their separate ways, each person gives a little speech about how much the others mean to them. how much they appreciate the genuine friendship they all share. tears are shed and a group hug ensues. they all agree it’s the most fun they had in years and promise to do it again.

the next morning they all wake up in a state similar to being hungover, completely and utterly exhausted and achy, yet they don’t regret a thing.

[ian-bean-92]

I survived the hurricane LOL so have a comic

FYI...do NOT throw/shoot stuff at hurricanes or tornados cause it WILL come back at you :/

Also I didn't actually do this, it's just a JOKE

Hope you found it funny & would y'all like to see more comics like this? lmk #furryartist

[agileo-101]

HEELS -IFA fan comic, please considering purchasing, the fund will go to Hurrican Milton relief for Anna and Grant Marrs pls dm me if you like to the purchase a digtal copy!

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Anna and Grant Marrs is the creator of Imaginary Friend Asylum and Mint's Hint! they are good friend of mine and wonderful ppl, they recently evacuated from their home.

if you want to suppor Anna and Grant directly, pls check out their pages:

also their shops

Or check out their games on stream!!!

[milton-national]

i dont think bb’s nickname of “creepy milton” follows him to school. i think she knows him as that because shes a detective and hangs out with kelsey — not because its a Known milton modifier.

he won the schools mock trial, so hes definitely smart and able to compose himself ‘normally’, even charismatically maybe?

so. hmmm. who do you think miltons friends are? because i dont think he has no friends.

[custom-emojis]

I come bearing another donation post though not for me this time. A good friend of the system (and one alters boyfriend) has gotten into an accident when evacuating from Milton. He also had his power go out and had to replace his entire fridge. If you could reblog and spread this gofundme around that would be deeply appreciated, we will also take PWYW (pay what you want) commissions for donations to him.

We can also take direct donations for him via cash app and venmo, if you’d like those or would like a commission please DM us.

Otherwise you can find all the information in the gofundme here;

https://gofund.me/38774bf0

Please please spread this around so a disabled trans man isn’t left stranded after the hurricane!!

[candyheartedchy]

Because of the hurricane (Milton) I’m most likely gonna lose power later, so if I get to dms or anything late, that’s why. But I’ll keep you all updated just in case!!!

[h-sleepingirl]

Hi!

I've been participating in the hypnosis world for about a year only as a subject, with somebody's audio files I've grown to enjoy. Being relatively... intelligent? (ADHD former "gifted kid" stereotype,) I've loved the way it can be so calming to my head which often has thoughts racing left and right with no end.

Your latest post about being a wizard with tomes piqued my interest and I would love to learn more and be one myself, especially in regards to Erickson who I had no knowledge of prior to today. Where would you recommend I start...? I would love to DM you and chat if the response would otherwise be too vague and long to be a reply to anon :)

Excellent to hear! I’ll give you some recommended reading and info. (And thanks for asking in my inbox, because this may help others!)

Milton Erickson was a hypnotherapist active in the 1900s who helped shape the form of modern hypnosis. There are many mythology-type stories about him. He really pioneered non-authoritative hypnosis (like, not “You will go into trance now!”), and hypnosis where he considered each client individually in order to figure out the best hypnotic method for them (this is the most critical thing and we still need to learn from it IMO). He’s known for some distinct techniques including storytelling and indirect language, although how those work and what they are depends on who you ask. He was a major inspiration for Neuro-Linguistic Programming, which takes inspiration from him but really changes a lot.

If you are just starting to learn how to hypnotize another person, I would not recommend STARTING with Erickson’s direct works (I mean feel free to read about the guy, just don't try to fight through his writing yet) -- but I don’t think you have to wait too long, especially if you have some experience as a subject. I would highly recommend reading a VARIETY of “intro to erotic hypnosis” guides -- there are a bunch, and as you’ll see, everyone teaches them differently. That’s because there are MANY ways of looking at how to do hypnosis and what it even is. Keep that in mind as you explore. I would like to offer my own guide: https://www.learnhypnokink.com/ in which I do try to teach a more overarching perspective that should be useful for learning other perspectives, and especially useful for progressing past beginner level.

Reading is great and if you only ever want to read that is fine, but a lot comes from experience, too. I don’t have recommendations for finding people to play with -- just remember that as a hypnotist, you have boundaries too, and you do not have to let yourself be used as a “trance vending machine” by eager subjects.

In terms of Erickson, take a look at his Wikipedia page or articles about him to get the gist of his character and history -- fascinating stories about him. And then when you want to try, read “Hypnotic Realities”, by him and his student Ernst Rossi. This is THE definitive Erickson book. I would not recommend reading books ABOUT "Ericksonian hypnosis" first -- anything talking ABOUT Erickson really tends to transform the meat of what he's trying to communicate IMO. Read from the source first. “Hypnotic Realities” is the greatest book on hypnosis of all time in my opinion, but it’s dense and challenging. It’s also beautifully subtle and you should plan to reread it ever so often because you will get new things out of it at different places along your journey.

Good luck! I hope this helps you and anyone else curious!

[the-muppet-joker-archive]

Current players in the Muppetverse

Please be aware this list is only of the players that I know of! If I missed any, or if you want your @ removed, please let me know either via comments or DM!

While this blog is inactive, I may update this list from time-to-time to make sure it's up-to-date.

For other index posts (from me), check: #index Full list under the Keep Reading.

Archivists/Curators (in alphabetical order):

u/Alternative_Studio20 on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's neighbor, Robbie)

@amuppetreference

@croakercurator

@croakerobserver

Delta: @muppetverse-debate

@jokermitfied

Jon: @themuppetarchives / @fearandfelt (both are run by the same account)

Kanaya: @muppet-meddler

Martin: @muppet-blackwood

MJ Archivist: @the-muppet-joker-archive (<- That's me!) (blog is inactive)

Steve: @croaker-conspiracies

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons (Specifically this video which summarizes a fair bit of the beginning storyline)

@themuppetpoker

@the-muppet-watch

u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's Uncle Steven)

Virgil: @croaker-explained

The Man Himself:

@the-muppet-joker

@the-muppet-joker's Current Kins (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

The Joker (DC Comics)

Bro Strider (Homestuck)

Adam (The Bible)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Dark Eve (The Bible)

@the-muppet-joker's Old Roommates (in alphabetical order):

Athena: @mydarlingathena

Milton: @lifedoesntdiscriminate

Sage: @minuseyes

@the-muppet-joker's Old Neighbours (in alphabetical order):

This is from when @the-muppet-joker was living with Athena, Milton, and Sage.

Robbie: (u/Alternative_Studio20 on Reddit) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Robbie's GF (no name provided) (no tumblr/reddit account that we know of)

@the-muppet-joker's Family (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Aunt Kimberly (no tumblr account that we know of)

Father (no tumblr account that we know of)

Mother (no tumblr account that we know of)

Uncle Steven (u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Fans (Numbered) (in numerical order):

1/One: @muppetjokernumberonefan

2/Two: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

3/Three: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

5/Five (a): @muppetjokerfannumberfive (blog is inactive)

5/Five (b): @muppetjokernumberfivefan

7/Seven: @muppetjokernumber7fan

8/Eight: @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

11/Eleven: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

12/Twelve: @12thmuppetjokerfan

16/Sixteen: @themuppetjokernumber16fan

57/Fifty-Seven: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

69/Sixty-Nine (a): @muppetjokerfan69

69/Sixty-Nine (b): @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan

69/Sixty-Nine (c): @the-muppet-joker-fan-69

114/One-Hundred-Fourteen: @muppetjokerfan114

272/Two-Hundred-Seventy-Two: @the-muppet-joker-fan-272

420/Four-Hundred-Twenty: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

3,000/Three-Thousand: @muppetjoker3000fan

Idk: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Fans (Non-Numbered) (in alphabetical order):

@clumpyrover123

@donkeynumber52

@fraggled-nightwing (blog has been deleted)

@iluvthecroaker

@iluvthemuppetjoker (blog has been deleted)

@itzamefreddeefatzune

Janice: @daisybabyjanice

@kermitjokerfanatic (blog has been deleted)

@kremitdeforg

@muppeterfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetjokerfanofextinction

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@muppetjoker-art

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@muppetstrider

@pest-control-central

@r0l0way

@thecroakersisterhood

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@the-muppet-jokers-largest-fan (Unable to tag, link to blog)

@the-muppet-jokers-waifu

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@topmuppetjokerfan

@muppetstrider

@youngfortunato

Exes (in order of appearance):

Miss Piggy (The Muppets - from kin memories)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics - from kin memories)

Error: @errrrorsans404

Ash (no tumblr account that we know of)

Raven (no tumblr account that we know of)

4/Four: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

Ethan (while not technically an ex, I don't know what other category to place him in) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Rivals (in alphabetical/numerical order):

@cabbagex4 (Denny's parking lot fight)

Equius: @equiusagainsttheworld (blog has been deleted)

Denise: @descimatedcroakernightmares

Gonzo Batman: @gonzobatman1 (FKA: @/the-real-croaker)

Gunch: @gunchhorseman

Lee: @bruciemilf (The rivalry was in ~March of 2024, before major traction came to @the-muppet-joker's page)

Mis: @descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

Statler: @statleragainstposers

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons

The Pope / God / Catholic Church / Protestants

@jimmythebastards-blog (Used to be therealmuppetjoker)

@unmask-strange-aeons

111/One-Hundred-Eleven: @thestrangemuppetjokerfan111

"Fuck Around & And Find Out" (title may change later) (in alphabetical order):

This/These account(s) stated that they are neither fans or rivals, but purely exist for the purpose of having "rude" accounts "fuck around and find out".

@trash-panda-anon

Smuppet ARGs (based on Homestuck) (in alphabetical order):

@burstingatseams

@feltcaverns

@f1uff3rnutt3r

@limplegsakimbo

@softass

@twitchingproboscis

Cypher ARGs (in numerical/alphabetical order):

@143157162162165160164145144

@32972420249658955152

@ew91a25vd21l

@dispatch-base-91 (blog has been deleted)

@dispatcher192-c

Company ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@olipopsoda

@reallacroix

Fear ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@ceaseless-muppet-watcher (Fear of being watched)

@olipopsoda (Fear of hunger)

Unclassified (more information needed) (in alphabetical order):

If you have more information on what category this/these accounts(s) should be in, please let me know either via comments or DM!

[none right now]

Last Edited: August 10, 2024 — 5:03pm /17:03 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: Added Dark Eve to the Current Kins list

[weyounthevorta]

Winner Announcement

For The Milton Dammers Plushie

✨Surprise!✨

I’ll be announcing seven winners!

One for the 18” Milton Dammers custom plush plus a winner for 6 wee little Mini Miltons! (Their bodies are very tiny roadmaps of pain.)

The rules I posted here apply.

AND THE WINNERS ARE…

If you enjoy suspense, wait to read past the jump until you’ve seen the Wheel of Destiny select our seven winners!

Drumroll please… The lucky winner of the 18” Milton Dammers custom plushie is….

✨✨@milton-dammers ✨✨

Will wonders never cease? With a comparatively small amount of entries, they won first draw against some super heavy hitters. I mean, with a user name like that, it had to have been fate.

And the SIX winners of their own little Mini Miltons:

@jeff-grzebienie with an astronomical 1189 entries

@weyounpussyindulgence with a whopping 461

@pillowprincessherbertwest with 5 entries

@twilightpalms with 3 entries

@holofizz with a single entry! Wow!

@red-cicada with 7 entries

🪦💀 Winners! DM me your deets so we can get your little Dammer buddies mailed out to you!

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Care for some sweet stats?

THE PROMISED PIE CHART

Total number of entries at the time the contest ended: 1823

Total number of unique users who reblogged: 58

Trophy for the biggest reblogger: Jeff-Grzebienie with 65.2% of the total entries YOU MANIAC! Lol

The underdog award goes to: Milton-Dammers. I leapt out of my chair and screamed when I saw the results of the first roll. Go buy a lottery ticket kiddo because wow!

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And a big shoutout to everyone else who reblogged, I don’t wanna leave ya’ll hanging!

(Some of you weren’t taggable!)

@spargus2 @fuckyeahjeffreycombs @pantaloonwedgie @rippleberries @a-phantom-fool @decayingromance @breakfastreason @nimthirielrinon @agentdammers @ovsilenceandblack @postpunks @seikilos-stele @pangaeastarseed @goingonanadventuremaybe @cat-d3ad-details-later @jimdjango @snowy-reblogs @doritofalls @marshmallow-shark @jumpmybonemarrow @changretta @jollyhaunt @evilpunks-blog @lightofthemoonglow @mercurysong @im-here-with-the-blonde @fleshpark @explorerof-theunknown @laurenvthatsme @mythicalcowboyatheart @benderclub @amartianonmars @bashir-my-beloved-my-beloved @xxc0mp4ctd1scxx @veryferaldistributions @ass-williams81 @terribletriplefeatures @bryndeavour @ceo-of-pigeon-milk @diseasedkidney @spaghetti-spider @mothmann14 @emiarainewrites

[strawberrypinky]

Hey there!

As I’m sure many of you are aware, the devastating Hurricane Milton is currently heading towards Florida in frightening size and intensity. While I am aware that Florida deals with Hurricanes each and every year, the intensity of this one is unlike anything before.

As such, I want to say that my thoughts and prayers are with everyone in Florida right now, especially those in the Tampa area.

I am urging everyone who is able to evacuate to please listen to the authorities. To everyone who cannot evacuate for one reason or another or anyone who isn’t in an evacuation zone: Please stay safe and alert. My prayers are with you, your families and any loved ones 🤍

I have compiled some resources I have found online below. Please bear in mind that I am not American. If any Floridians out here are following me or stumbling upon my blog and want me to share other important resources, don’t hesitate to reach out. My DM’s and asks are open 🤍

EDIT: @legacygirlingreen and I will update this with resources and local relief organisations after this has passed.

[mariacallous]

@stephantradez thought he was going to be fine. In his first TikTok about Hurricane Milton, he vowed to stay at his Tampa apartment. In a follow-up video, he said the media was “rage-baiting” everyone into thinking the storm “was going to be some catastrophic thing” but that it wouldn’t be that bad “as long as you can swim.” Late Wednesday night, he posted another video saying that he thought he’d survived but then lost his power. “This is so much worse than I expected,” he said while pointing the camera out the window of his home, showing the destruction from several floors up. Thursday morning, he posted a video saying he’d survived, adding “They have to ban hurricane’s at night, that was the most stressful thing I’ve ever been a part of.”

I attempted to reach the creator through TikTok and Instagram DM, but got no response. @stephantradez, though, was one of many people who kept posting on TikTok, and other social media platforms throughout the storm, despite, as the warning on one of the creator’s videos noted, “participating in this activity could result in you or others getting hurt.”

When Milton made landfall Wednesday night local time in Sarasota, it was a Category 3 hurricane. As it traversed Florida, it took the roof off of Tropicana Field, left millions without electricity, and killed several people. It also became the subject of TikToks with millions of views, and, according to a report in Rolling Stone turned the platform into “a hellscape of people staying in Hurricane Milton’s path for clout.”

While it’s true that some people likely stayed, and kept posting, because there was nowhere for them to go, others definitely seemed to be sticking around in an attempt to keep attention on their feeds. Rather than a hellscape, it became a demonstration of the best and worst of TikTok.

For every mom getting told to flee the storm’s path even as she explains that she can’t afford to, there’s someone saying they’re in an evacuation zone but sticking around while also offering up sports betting tips.

Then there’s Caroline Calloway. The influencer and author, who lives in Sarasota, drew the ire of the internet when she posted on X “where there’s a Callowill, there’s a Calloway” and said she wouldn’t be leaving her home, even as officials were stressing the importance of evacuating. (“You are going to die,” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor warned anyone who stayed put.) In an interview with New York Magazine’s Intelligencer, Calloway said she was staying to check on elderly neighbors, adding that her sense of humor is just “very dark.” On Thursday, she apparently sent a text to Intelligencer’s writer with a picture of herself and her cat with the message “I lived bitch.”

All of this wouldn’t feel so dystopian if the US—and the world—wasn’t hurtling toward a scenario when social media platforms, particularly TikTok, weren’t becoming a lot of people’s go-to news source. Even as Anderson Cooper braves the storm to give CNN viewers updates on Milton, a new report from Pew Research shows 52 percent of Americans who are on TikTok regularly get their news there. Not from media outlets, but from influencers and content creators.

While these accounts may be relying on reports from traditional outlets when they deliver news, their posts are “probably interspersed with a lot of very non-traditional content—like skits, funny dances or promotional content,” Aaron Smith, Pew’s managing director of data labs, told Axios. On-the-ground reporting from influencers, then, becomes mixed with entertainment. Watching it, or, admittedly, writing about it, feels like missing the point.

[teecupangel]

what are your favorite random desmond headcannons?

Like reallyyy random

For example i headcannon that after he left the Farm he had a Phase where his hair Was long like connors 😭 and it didnt suit him AT ALL

Well, a headcanon I just kinda like is making Desmond use a fake name after leaving the Farm. I usually go for Derek Milton because the idea is that he would use names that had the initial DM. Also, he once used tried to use the name Miles as his first name and his last name started with D.

Another headcanon I absolutely enjoy adding in my ideas and stories is that Desmond buys bootleg DVDS from some dude behind the 7-11 near his apartment. It’s so much cheaper than buying the original DVDs and he usually watch them during his day off. Why 7-11? Idk, I just felt like it.

And one more headcanon I like that I guess you can count as random is that Desmond likes to tried out a lot of things when he first got out of the Farm. Just went and did everything he saw and wondered about when he was training to finally experience it. His arm tattoo is part of the whole ‘let’s try new things’ phase he had. Near the start of AC1, he had mellowed out a bit though.

[ira-online]

followed for succession posts or a funny reply you made then i saw you liked raul esparza and the deal was sealed

a fellow taste haver i see..... i have been a diehard raúl fan ever since hannibal premiered (only the og oomfs remember my hannibal days, yall know who you are) and like....

unrelated rant incoming sorry i need to talk about this to someone and this is my inbox so no one can stop me

raúl is not exactly unpopular but i feel like he is underappreciated by most fans because hes not just good at playing sassy assholes and hes not just an insanely talented singer (i have the "four time tony nominee raúl esparza" mp3 somewhere on my old blog. god it has been so long ago) but hes also an openly queer latino man who had a really rough time when he was young* and.... he is pretty much the one and only big broadway actor who remains ignored by the tony awards despite everything he and sondheim did together.... four time tony fucking nominee. there is only one (1) person more iconic than he is when it comes to broadway and you know full well who she is

related because i said so: he only other person i respect more than raúl when it comes to broadway is javi muñoz. if you like raúl you HAVE to watch javi in shadowhunters or hear him perform as hamilton or at least read an interview of his.. they are both latino queers from a difficult background except raúl is cubano and javi is puerto rican......

(please dm me if you want raúl tea or h*milton tea. on my knees begging. no one remembers any of my stories and my blog has been hidden from search results until right around my succession phase started so i was never "fandom famous" but i have been there in 2013-2017 and whatever was happening to me was channeled into a desperate obsession with older fags. if you know you know, if you dont you werent neck deep inside the fandom at the same time, which most people werent)

EDIT i mixed up javis nationality by accident, i fixed the post rn so it says he's puerto rican but just in case if you saw my mistake

whatever im just yapping. if you like raúl please do me a favour and look up any of javiers interviews or a performance thats up on youtube, or watch shadowhunters. i wouldnt still be alive if not for both of them; they are very different people but while broadway is full of semi closeted fags these two are the ones i respect the most. i am extremely normal about raúl and ive been planning to get a quote of his tattooed for around a decade now. if you search his name on my old blog you will see pretty much everything that was in public access about raúl at the time. the stuff that is not exactly in public access i rarely if ever talked about, and obviously didnt post about it on tumblr dot com. dm me if you wanna chat, theres a lot of things i cant say in a public ask that are pretty much common knowledge if youre into broadway

*for those unaware, one of raúls first serious male partners died young and also while he and his ex wife stayed on good terms (because michelle is a sweetheart and raúl is not a bitter person despite everything) they had a difficult time dealing with raúls being bisexual and some other stuff i would rather not talk about outside of dms

[milton-national]

day six. what the fuck

its been 3 days since ive talked in depth abt milton and thats scary.

so anyways do you think bb even found milton at all or do you think we’re all living on a hope and a prayer