#milowelsh

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"Oh, Baz, of course you're still allowed to have complicated feelings afterwards! Even if everyone did consent at the time. You know, polyamory isn't for everyone, even if Apollo thrives on it. I know it's sounds a little hypocritical coming from me, but you're young! You have plenty of time to explore."

"Tell him to use protection."

"Oh, and your grandfather wants to remind you to use protection. I'll put some condoms in your next care package. Yes, and the peanut butter cookies."

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"Textbook money, huh? In the middle of the semester?"

"Tea! I think I just saw an owl!"

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"So not a toy robot. Is that what you're saying?"

"I think Dacey's moms probably have that one covered. What about a stuffed cow?"

"Morning, grandma! Do - do you guys mind if I use the bathroom? Or is this conversation, like, too important?"

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“Come with me, my love/to the sea, the sea of love-”

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"Mornin', bro."

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“Did you get enough breakfast, little guy?”

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“Now, Chuck told me about an Easter egg behind that big tree, right over there, but it’s sort of a family secret-”

“I am your brother-in-law.”

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“You need special boots to make that jump. They were in a chest on the last level.”

“ . . . dammit.”

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“-on stage at the event, bro, and I make my big speech about how we have to always listen to our bodies, because our bodies are the tightest bros we have, and you can’t spend your health on a temporary gain because you’ll go broke in the long run. And the bros were so pumped that they voted me in to the Hall of Fame.”

“You know, Fuller had someone at work tape the whole thing.”

“Aw!”

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“I have a complaint about your daughter, Pepper?”

“Mmm? Della? Not possible. Della is a perfect angel.”

“Pepper, she refuses to take my professional advice. Just this very week she called me ‘a relic of a corrupt feudal system’ and ‘a blatant censorist’.”

“That’s our girl!”

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“You’ve still got those brawny arms, sweetheart. Let’s see what else you can lift.”

“Tea, you’re a worse menace than our grandkids.”

“Oh? You’ve still got a way with words, too.”

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“Pepper! Catch!”

“Whoa!”

“You’re going to shatter these old bones, Tea.”

“Then you’ll drop me, and we can spend all day in bed together while Jonah and Full bring us soup.”

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“If she didn’t have Grandma’s eyes, I would swear this kid was just a miniature palette swap of Lew.”

“No swearing in front of the baby.”

“Not what I fucking meant, Dad.”

“Charlie!”

“Sorry, Mom.”