#milk ava

[exorcist-ava]

Imagine still being in love with your ex that you dumped for being aro

@exorcist-canine

[exorcist-canine]

Canine didn’t reply. They couldn’t, paralyzed by all they shouldn’t say with the knowledge that it would come out if they opened their mouth. Teeth grit and shoulder bucking into anyone in their path they kept moving. Why the fuck did this walk feel so long? It was only maybe thirty seconds but it felt like hours with the object of their desires trailing behind them, trying to apologize for being some unloving monster.

Before Ava could follow them into the shower room the door slammed behind them. The other exorcists in the room startled before seeing Canine and just looking away, knowing if they were on a bender it was best to just stay the hell out of their way. With their head held high they marched to one of the shower stalls and slammed the door shut, locking it.

The water was hot, biting. It reminded them of hell, and that brought them comfort. There were no feelings in hell, only a job to be done and a way to do it. Canine was the best in hell.

Here?

Tears slipped down their cheeks.

Not so much.

Ava walked up to Canine after training very nervously. From all their time together, she had come to realize she wasn’t exactly experiencing what some might call love in the “traditional” sense. She and Canine had been an item for a while now, so she figured it would be best to tell them.

Canine?

She looks them in the eye, her cheeks flushed from anxiety.

H-how are you? You look like you took quite a beating from the session today. -🥛

@exorcist-ava

They looked up at Ava and grinned, dismissing her anxiety. She was constantly being dramatic over something so it was probably nothing. With any luck she wouldn’t even bring it up.

“Babe, if you think this is bad, you should see all the bitches I was up against. I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting Lute to come out to play, but it’s always good to have a challenge.”

Canine laughed and tossed an arm over Ava’s shoulders, leading her to the locker room. Making sure to glare at anyone who got too close, they made sure their presence exuded a constant ‘fuck off’ attitude. It was unspoken, but at this point everyone knew that Ava belonged to them and any slight against her was a slight against them as well.

They enjoyed the idea of someone challenging that though, if only so they could prove any of them wrong.

[frog-man-blog]

rb coming back with milk, purple.was happy to see him back but rn notices it was the wrong brand so he goes back to the store (who knows for how long again)

Father-Son bonding moment

[midgetmoth]

Just found out the greatest news of my life and so with that, Here Second *Gives Second chocolate milk*

The baby seems nervous of the new thing, yet upon viewing the strange container they hold, the child becomes very energetic. They stumble near, their long lanky limbs carrying them over to the stranger. Little calls at first, then beckoning cries for the food.

As you offer the drink down, the little creature latches onto it. All you can hear now is the soft sounds of suckling and strange vibrations the creature can make. It might be it’s form of purring?

[artbymilk]

Full-body drawings of OCs from my buddy’s Runeterra Campaign

Ava belongs to @alloVo on Twitch!

Olrun belongs to @kagekitsuneoflight

Mercury belongs to… me!

[jellyfosh]

Are they boutta commit a murder

Nope. As it said, They are in Redemption. So committing murder is out of the question, that mainly goes to Dark and Mango. Why Royal is added to it, well he’s learning how to not be a bad dad. Chosen: Second said no committing murders, no conquering and no enslaving mobs from a game, etc.

[broodygaming]

Ava just had twins! Two healthy babies. The one with the dark forehead is a little buckling and the one with a white forehead is a cute little doe. Finally got another doeling!! I’m happy for healthy strong babies and a good mom any day!

[misterparadigm]

More Mallory Bash key art! Exodus found herself a new Milk Carton Kid maybe whynot?

[thewomaninlilywhite]

I got a-- Sixth Sense

when it comes to a bitch

you're a demon in a jean skirt

blowing a kiss

oh god

oh god

[askwhatsforlunch]

Mincemeat Kings' Crown

When I visit someone, I never come empty-handed. Whomever that someone is: a friend, family, a co-worker, an overseas landlady, a brief lover, an Airbnb host... I can bring flowers, Chocolates, or a small gift, a good bottle of wine, or home-brewed Cider or Liqueur, perhaps. But more often than not, it's cake. Cake makes people happy, doesn't it? Thus, as we are visiting my sister, Jules, in Dijon this weekend, and she's said she hadn't had a Kings’ Crown or Cake yet, I baked this beautiful Mincemeat Kings' Crown to bring her. A delicious way, we found, of toasting (with home-brewed Cider) to her new table, bench and chairs after spending an arvo assembling them!

Ingredients (makes 1 brioche):

4 cups strong white flour

1/3 cup caster sugar

4 ½ teaspoons active dry yeast

2 teaspoons salt

4 large eggs

½ cup milk

1 cup unsalted butter, cut into small chunks

1/2 cup Ava’s Mincemeat 

a fève*

1 egg, lightly beaten

½ tablespoon milk

1/4 cup Honey Syrup 

1 tablespoon pearl sugar

The day before, combine strong white flour, caster sugar, yeast and salt (they shouldn’t touch at this stage) in the bowl of an electric stand mixer fitted with the hook attachment. Turn on low speed until well-combined.

Turn on medium speed and add the eggs and milk, and mix 4 minutes until smooth and elastic. The dough will be quite sticky at this stage. Gradually add butter, a few chunks at a time until fully incorporated. When all the butter is incorporated, increase speed to high and mix, 4 to 6 minutes, until dough is soft, shiny and slaps the sides of the bowl.

Turn dough out onto a lightly floured surface and knead lightly to form a ball. Pop the dough ball in a lightly oiled large bowl and cover with cling film. Let rise at room temperature for an hour.

Again, turn dough out onto a lightly floured surface and knead lightly. Shape into a ball, and return dough to the lightly oiled bowl. Cover with cling film, and prove once more a couple of hours or until the dough has tripled in size. Place the bowl in the refrigerator overnight. The dough will continue proving, which will give the brioche a light and airy texture.

In the morning, remove the bowl from the refrigerator, and allow the dough to come back to room temperature, for 1 hour.

Line a baking tray with baking paper. Set aside.

Remove cling film and turn dough out on a lightly floured surface. Divide the dough into three equal portions. Roll two of the portions into large rectangles onto a lightly floured surface.

Spread half of the Mincemeat onto the first dough rectangle, leaving at least an inch on the outward edge, and roll it tightly like you would a Swiss roll, seal the seam, and gently roll into a long “sausage”. Set aside.

Spread remaining Mincemeat onto the second dough rectangle, leaving at least an inch on the outward edge. Again, roll gently but tightly.

Roll the plain portion into a long “sausage” the same length as the others. Hide the fève* in it!

Place them all vertically on the work surface, pinching the end of all of them firmly together. Plait, and shape into a crown. Place on prepared baking tray. Leave to prove for 30 minutes to one hour in a warm, draught-free room.

Whisk the egg and milk together.

Preheat oven to 190°C/375°F. Once the brioche has risen, brush thoroughly with egg wash. Bake at 190°C/375°F  for 35 minutes, until a nice golden brown colour.

Meanwhile, heat Honey Syrup in a small saucepan. Bring to a simmer until slightly thickened. Remove from the heat.

Remove Mincemeat Kings’ Crown from the oven, and immediately brush all over with the Honey Syrup, to glaze. Sprinkle generously with pearl sugar. Transfer to serving plate and let cool for a bit before serving and finding out who’ll be crowned Queen or King! Serve with chilled Cider (Brut or Doux).

*A fève is a tiny porcelain figurine traditionally hidden in Epiphany Galette des Rois or Kings’ Brioche in France. Whoever finds it in their slice is Queen or King for the day. Before it was a figurine, a dried fava bean (”fève”, in French) used to be hidden, hence the name.

[hyacinthmenace]

i'm so upset bc i can't decide which avm yootooz im gonna get,,,

[daisychainsandbowties]

Ava is a little shit calling bea pretty boy idk how Bea handled it cuz i melted through the floor reading that😭😭

-pretty boy anon🫣

i’m now weaponising pretty boy against everyone but especially myself

[ava-of-shenanigans]

yet I shine on the day of the Milk-goddess; I have slept by night, I have restored the milk to its proper level, and I am in my town.

She’s back

[lcveblind]

Box of chocolate maker~ <3

TAGGED BY: Stolen! TAGGING: Anyone who likes chocolate--

[misterparadigm]

Finished up the key art piece! In this scene from the screenplay, Mallory enters the Dark Garden for the first time and sees Exodus in her arbor form. Of course, Exodus is rambling on in riddles, and Mal is perpetually thin on patience.

[solarclaw]

BOBA!!!!!!!