#miles morales hates weiner dogs

[tvgals]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ WEINER DOG, WEINER DOG :P

— in which miles doesn’t like weiner dogs .

“look!”you grin, pointing at the old lady walking her weiner dog down the street. “gross.” miles says, fake shuddering. your jaw drops and your eyes open in shock.

“gross? it’s so cute!” you say, smiling at the the old woman. “if you find elongated canines cute, imma need a mental evaluation.” miles says. you roll your eyes and turn to him. “why do you hate weiner dogs so much?” you ask, squeezing his hand. “promise you won’t laugh?” miles asks. “promise.”

miles sighs and kicks a rock that was on his pathway. “well, when i was like seven, i was walking back from getting ice cream from the big ass truck that comes down the street during summer.” you nod your head along with the story. “well, when i was walking back home — a weiner dog started chasing me and-“ miles was cut off with your abrupt laughter at his story. “oh my god! you let a weiner dog chase you?” you ask, doubling over and letting go of miles’ hand. “it’s not funny..” miles says, crossing his arms. “holy shit! no way you let a weiner dog chase you?!” you’re practically on the floor now, gasping for air.

“i’m going home.”