#mildly whipped sakusa

[oodlesofowls]

Atsumu is secretly just a lil cutie and sakusa is whipped

[suguruverse]

omg hi, sweetheart!! I binge-read your writings and it's wonderful!! may I request the tiktok prank wherein you play the audio "hey shawty, your man still around?" with Kuroo, Iwaizumi and Sakusa! if it's too much, you can disregard this ask!

thank you for your amazing writings, love you darling!! have a great day <33333

— PRANKING HAIKYUU BOYS WITH “HEY SHAWTY, YOUR MAN STILL AROUND?”

includes - kuroo tetsurou, iwaizumi hajime and sakusa kiyoomi

a/n - ahh i love tiktok pranks so much so i hope you enjoy this one <33 also contains mildly suggestive content except for sakusa!!

 ੈ✩‧₊˚ KUROO TETSUROU

- he’s not fazed when your phone starts ringing, he knows how much you love calling your friends after all

- except when its a mans voice that comes from the phone

“hey shawty, your man still around?”

- mans whips his head back towards you so quickly that you think he’s twisted his neck

- don’t get me wrong, he trusts you 100% but from what he knows, you don’t have many guy friends

- he was frowning and pouting at the same time so you couldn’t help but burst into a fit of laughter

- is super confused at first then he recognises the voice from the tiktok sound

- he definitely knows this trend but he didn’t realise because he was hurting a little bit

- at first, you were totally smug with his initial reaction, but now he’s staring straight into your soul with a smirk

- yeah you’re in trouble

- so you do what any rational person would do in a dangerous situation

- run. 

- and that’s what you do

- he finds your face of panic adorable and immediately starts to chase you until you lock yourself in the bathroom

“kitten come on out. i won’t bite... unless you want me to”

ੈ✩‧₊˚ IWAIZUMI HAJIME

- yeah this mf does not have tiktok and finds it completely stupid

- so you thought this prank would be perfect for him

- spoiler alert! he doesn’t

- you were both in bed when you decided to start this prank

“hey shawty, your man still around?”

- yep, he’s pissed

- he’s 99% sure he’s been an amazing fucking boyfriend to you and now you’re just replacing him?? nahhh

“what the fuck?! who the hell is that? oi fuckface, her boyfriend is here and if you even think about tou-”

- he tries to grab your phone and was only met with his reflection

- he’s confused and furious to say the least

- 10/10 offended and hurt 

- then your small giggles makes him face you and he’s quick to grab your wrist and trap you between his arms

“haji, i’m really sorry, i didn’t want to do the prank but it was tooru’s idea”

“i don’t care if it was shittykawa’s idea. doesn’t mean i’m gonna go easier on you tonight. i can’t have you leaving me, can we?”

- got a wheelchair? no? get one. you’re gonna need it

- he also definitely pranked you back. and he hates pranks

- that’s how much you pissed him off

ੈ✩‧₊˚ SAKUSA KIYOOMI

- disgusted™

- how you ended up dating him? no clue, but you did it

- just because you’re dating him, does not mean he’s gonna deal with your stupid pranks

- this man radiates ‘idgaf’ energy

- so you thought that he would have a really bad reaction when you do this prank

- hehe you were wrong

“hey shawty, your man still around?”

- he honestly just looked at you like you’ve said the most stupidest thing ever

“tell whoever you’re on the phone with that they’re welcome to take you if they want”

- now you’re the one who’s offended

“omi, what the hell”

“you’re the one who cheated on me first, why’re you acting all offended”

“because it was a prank omi”

“well how was i meant to know that”

- lets be honest, you’re the only person he actually enjoys being around so in reality, he was pretty hurt from the prank

- he knows he’s not the perfect boyfriend that you probably wanted, but he’s still trying his hardest

- he may not show it a lot, but he truly loves you so much you have no idea

- he has a lot of self-respect, and plus, he genuinely thought you were cheating on him

- so can you blame him for having that reaction? not really

“i’m sorry omi, i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. i really am sorry”

- the creases in his forehead had gone away and he pulled you into a tight hug

“it’s okay, as long as you weren’t seriously, but next time, i won’t forgive you so easily, you damn brat”

[saintshigaraki]

can not picture sakusa as anything other than completely and utterly whipped for the person he loves. sakusa who after a long day wants nothing more than to wrap his arms around you, bury his head in the crook of your neck and never ever let go. sakusa who presses the softest kisses to your inner wrist before he leaves in the morning. sakusa whose chest gets uncomfortably tight every time he sees you even mildly upset, especially if it’s because of something he did or said. sakusa who knows when he went too far in some petty argument and always apologizes quickly and punctuates them with a kiss to your temple and an offer to order your favorite takeout. sakusa who loves you with everything he has and never fails to show it to you day after day after day.