#mikoto: ooh he's quite the stud too. go get him honey~ corrin: mOTHER! wtf

[dirtyoldmanhole]

shower thought i literally just had today: corrin's biological mother/father is mikoto and human!anankos, right

anankos (either way) is like.... ancient, right. old as balls even if he's one of those thousand-year-old-bishies. and mikoto's a normal human even if she's got a few screws loose (luv her for that <3).

(IS are cowards he should be an ossan too)

anyway

if you ship corrin/gunter that's a neat little echo of age gap ships :3

[dirtyoldmanhole]

#mikoto: ooh he's quite the stud too. go get him honey~ corrin: mOTHER! wtf

the more i think about this the funnier it gets

b/c half the sex appeal about gunter from corrin is ~*oooh taboo daddy kink ooooh*~

but as soon as an (actual) parent thinks something is cool (kind of like how teenagers can't stand their parent's music tastes), corrin's all eaaauuughaklkljsjsjs I NEED BRAIN BLEACH

then there's possessed!gunter off to the side all i honestly don't know how to feel about this

(anankos: mood)

(gunter: can you. not possess me then. little fucking personal space here.)

(anankos, munching on popcorn: phrasing, man. this shit is too entertaining, i was bored to death.)

gunter:

shower thought i literally just had today: corrin's biological mother/father is mikoto and human!anankos, right

anankos (either way) is like.... ancient, right. old as balls even if he's one of those thousand-year-old-bishies. and mikoto's a normal human even if she's got a few screws loose (luv her for that <3).

(IS are cowards he should be an ossan too)

anyway

if you ship corrin/gunter that's a neat little echo of age gap ships :3