pucking rare masterlist 2019
below the cut are all the fics added to the pucking rare collection 2019, sorted by team/relationship. thanks everyone who wrote, beta’d, left prompts and in any way contributed to this year’s collection!
fyi: fics are sorted by who was on what team prior to 1 july because trying to keep track of who is on what team is beyond our capabilities right now.
BOSTON BRUINS
Anders Bjork/Matt Grzelcyk/Charlie McAvoy; Anders Bjork/Charlie McAvoy
something worth holding onto by cjmasim
Anders turns over to face away from Charlie. It really doesn't matter how Charlie would react to him being aromantic. He's not going to come out to him just based on a random thought. There's no evidence whatsoever that Charlie likes him like that. If he did, he'd at least try to sleep in the same bed, Anders is sure.
It was a good hookup, and Charlie wants to do it again. Anders wants to do it again. So they'll do it again, and that's all they'll do. If it gets out of hand, well, he can deal with that when it happens.
Marcus Johansson & Brad Marchand
A 1000 Ways by onlypartly (foreverkneeld)
Marcus Johansson finally gets an apology from Brad Marchand. Sort of.
BUFFALO SABRES
Rasmus Dahlin/Casey Mittelstadt; Rasmus Dahlin/Victor Olofsson
bloom by eichart
Ras doesn’t mean to keep buying plants for each and every one of his teammates, but he does, creating little explosions of green and orange and purple around the apartment. It’s his nature to look after them, to know when something’s wrong, so he will.
This team: he loves them.
This city: it’s special.
Jake McCabe/Rasmus Ristolainen
emptiness to melody by rawrimmapanda
Jake knew that the random sore spots were something. He just didn't know what from exactly. After a trip to the doctor he sets off on a mission to find out who is soulmate is.
Bits of You on Me by eafay70
Three times Jake's soulmate left him injured, and one time Jake was the one to blame.
CALGARY FLAMES
Johnny Gaudreau/Matthew Tkachuk
sealed with a kiss by iknewhim
“You want me,” Chucky drawls, “To kiss you for hockey.”
Elias Lindholm/David Rittich
We’ve Come Too Far, To Give Up Who We Are by Aer
David’s life has taken more than a few twists and turns over the years, but he’s always been able to see them coming, to some extent.
He never would have seen Elias coming in a million years.
COLORADO AVALANCHE
Tyson Barrie/Tyson Jost
soft shines through by somehowunbroken
Defensemen have to marry forwards. It's a rule, and Tyson's been putting it off for longer than he should've, and now he needs to marry someone before the season starts or he won't be able to play.
Enter Tyson Jost.
J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost/Alexander Kerfoot; J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost
no regrets, just love by ancientdeceiver
The kiss, in the end, is just one friend helping out another friend.
Tyson Jost/Colin Wilson
bring your good times and your laughter too by somehowunbroken
Sure, the stuffed pink rabbit and balloons had been funny, but it's Tyson's birthday. Colin's maybe in the mood to give him whatever he asks for.
DALLAS STARS
Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz
round one, round two by ghosthunter
“Are you nervous?” Miro asks, reaching out and tugging Roope’s thumb from between his lips.
“Are you not?” Roope asks him, his voice quiet. Miro grins at him.
(maybe it's the finnish summer) got me seeing stars when I'm with you by up_and_away
After they get eliminated, Miro can't bring himself to go home and face his parents' sympathy. He goes home with Roope instead, and finds a way to exhale.
keep it subliminal by carissima
Miro smothers a yawn and opens his door. Roope’s standing there with two coffees and an expression that matches his own mood.
when it hits you by carissima
And that’s the precise moment he realizes that he may, in fact, have a Miro-sized problem.
MINNESOTA WILD
Mikko Koivu/Zach Parise
You Know My Words (Look Up the Name) by sleeperservice
Zach's soulmark shows up during his rookie season after a game against the Wild. Nobody told him it would take years to find out who else had one show up that night.
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
Taylor Hall/Nico Hischier/Jack Hughes
I won't hesitate for you by theshipstorulethemallwrites
To be 29 years old, made the playoffs once and be a virgin was not in plans for Taylor Hall. Neither was falling for his, much, younger teammates. Yes, there's a plural in that last word, stop judging.
NEW YORK ISLANDERS
Mikhail Grabovski/Nikolay Kulemin
Windows by blueorangecrush
Kolya's grandmother used to say that dreams were windows into other worlds.
Anders Lee/Devon Toews
I’m on your clock, you’re in control by Mooresomore
"Breaking up is hard to do...especially when you're not out to the team and you can't let anyone know about it (or that it's over). It really sucks too when you still want the person, but they want nothing to do with you." Mat had never thought those words would apply to him, but here he was.
NEW YORK RANGERS
Brady Skjei/Jimmy Vesey
we’re never gonna win the world by skjei
Jimmy doesn’t want to die.
(or, jimmy vesey signs with the new york rangers and his live changes more than it ever has).
PHILADELPHIA FLYERS
Carter Hart/Nolan Patrick/Travis Konecny
Hens and Chicks by Hock_hug
Travis Konecny can’t make coffee
Carter Hart/Claude Giroux/Danny Briere
Shining bright to see what you could truly be by Mooresomore
Just a fluffy look into the life of Carter, Claude, Danny, and their family.
Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick
dumbasses in love by andersens
“So, I talked to Lawson, and it turns out he does think we’re dating.”
“I told you,” Nolan says.
“Yeah and see the thing is, I was gonna tell him he’s wrong. But then he started going on and on about how proud of me he is and how happy. And he was looking at me with his stupid Lawson face with his stupid Lawson smile and I just...I couldn’t tell him he was wrong.”
say that you're into me, let me know how it'll be (if you don't know, just say so) by haruspexes
Really, the wedding is the thing that sets it all off. Someone self-aware might say it started way before the wedding but Travis has always been a little suspicious about that whole know-thyself thing. So, it starts on an otherwise unremarkable Tuesday afternoon.
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“Anyways, you know I’m the best wedding date you could get on such short notice,” Travis fires off. It’s a pretty weak chirp, but the chance to say something is just too good to pass up.
“Yeah.” Nolan nods where Travis was half expecting him to argue.
take down some summer time by manybumblebees
Summer is lake days and fishing and coolers full of beer, the boat kicking up spray in its wake, and Nolan coming to stand next to him on the deck in his too-short shorts, holding his forearm next to TK’s and complaining about his Irish skin, which burns and freckles but never tans.
Or: summer makes TK stupid.
trouble's gonna follow (where i go) by carissima
The first thing Travis learns about Nolan is that he can’t tie a fucking tie.
Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick; Carter Hart/Nolan Patrick; Carter Hart/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick; Lawson Crouse/Travis Konecny; Nico Hischier/Nolan Patrick
kiss me & take off your clothes by ghosthunter
“You’re so sexy in the morning, God,” TK says.
“I’m sexy all the time,” Nolan says. “That’s why I make the big bucks.”
SAN JOSE SHARKS
Tomas Hertl/Tommy Wingels
blame it, blame it by frausorge
Olive juice? That sounds disgusting.
TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING
Anthony Cirelli/Mikhail Sergachev
Once Smitten by verbaeghe
It isn’t that Tony’s expecting Misha to already be in their dorm room when he arrives per se, it’s just. Well, it’s junior year, classes start tomorrow, and Misha still hasn’t managed an on-time arrival yet. At least he’s consistent.
A Tale of Courtship by Sugarchev, verbaeghe
“Marriage,” King Anton repeats to a slack-jawed Tony. “The council agrees, it’s time we secure our alliances.”
The King’s cabinet falls silent. Stamkos purses his lips, while Victor pretends to notice something out the window. Cally and McDonagh glue their eyes to the tactical map sprawled across the table and Misha…he should sit down before his legs give out.
Anthony Cirelli/Mikhail Sergachev; Braydon Coburn/Slater Koekkoek
How to Train Your Partner 101 by darkone
Tony’s previous partner retired a month ago and he’s been anxiously awaiting a new one. He’s tired of going on missions with other well established teams because it makes him feel like a third wheel.
Braydon Coburn/Slater Koekkoek
Yours by Lecavayay
He takes Slater’s wrist, holds it to his lips like the name there is his and not some other Braydon waiting for the man in his bed to find him.
Tyler Johnson/Ondrej Palat
The Playboy of Central New York by blueorangecrush
Tyler just wanted to be a semi-anonymous graduate student, not the funder of a biotech startup with his old money inheritance.
He thought he'd meet a girl who didn't know or care about his money. He was wrong about the "girl" part.
Cedric Paquette/Louis Domingue; Alex Killorn/Andrej Sustr; Jake Dotchin/Yanni Gourde
I Could Stay Here Forever by TylerAndAlexAndCeddyOhMy
Ceddy and Louis were fall in love while studying abroad
“We should go to Italy!” Yanni yelled.
“You just want to sleep with Italian guys,” Louis groaned. “We should go to France. The museums! Imagine all the history!”
“Yeah! Because there is ZERO fucking history in ITALY, you huge fucking moron,” Yanni yelled at Louis.
“You aren’t even interested in history! You’re interested in dick!” Louis countered.
“Yes,” Yanni screamed stomping toward his room. “Big Italian dick!” With that he slammed his door.
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS
Frederik Andersen/Auston Matthews/Morgan Rielly
Filled Up by eyeslikeonyx
When Auston pictured going on vacation with Freddie and Mo during the bye week, he was expecting to have fun in their hotel room, obviously. He knows Mitch is most likely getting railed on his own trip with Marty and Cees if the suggestive snaps from the night before are any indicator. Auston has been waiting for this trip for a while now, and he’s excited to finally relax and get some much needed sun. He doesn’t want to just have sex the entire time he’s on vacation.
He should have known his body would betray him the moment he, Mo, and Freddie actually made it to their resort suite.
Kyle Dubas/William Nylander
The Lace in Your Dress by elenajames
There’s a garment box on their bed when Willy gets home.
You’re my golden hour by mozartspiano
Kyle's condo is terrible. William helps him find a house.
This One’s For You by theshipstorulethemallwrites
Since his father’s death in a classified military accident, William Nylander has always had a nagging feeling in the back of his mind that he could be more. And then he gets in trouble in a way that he can’t get out of.
Enter Kingsman
Enter Kyle Dubas
I Hope You Lie by dizzzylu
"You think that we don't notice?" William asks. "How you take care of us, how you take the blame for us. We notice, Kyle. I notice."
Nazem Kadri/Mitch Marner; Nazem Kadri/Mitch Marner/John Tavares
Knights by eden22
London Knights are always proprietary with each other.
Mitch Marner/John Tavares
A Monster Under the Bed by eyeslikeonyx
On the morning of November 9, 1973, Good Hope Sheriff John Tavares is the third man to pull up to the banks of Lake Perry where a body has been found. Principal Patrick Marleau of Good Hope High School was the first, and Deputy Sheriff Morgan Reilly was the second.
Mitch Marner/William Nylander
You Brought Out The Best In Me by Bluejay141519
Mitch is the sun and Willy's been in the shadows since the day Mitch was drafted. That doesn't mean he loves Mitch any less.
William Nylander/Andreas Johnsson
facts of life (it’s i and love and you) by florabee
some things change and some things don't. the most set-in-stone fact in andreas's life is this: he loves willy and willy loves him
VANCOUVER CANUCKS
Brock Boeser/Elias Pettersson
boy with love by lilcrickee
“Oh no,” Brock murmurs, the reality of the situation sinking in. It’s 11 o’clock in the middle of the offseason and he’s holding a baby. The baby is his. Brock is 22 and has a baby and the mother has run off to work on a cruise ship.
Elias Pettersson/Jacob Markstrom
Waiting Tied and Bound by Sister_Grimm
Jacob knows exactly how to take Elias apart every time
WINNIPEG JETS
Nikolaj Ehlers/Patrik Laine
make my heart sparkle like champagne by softEldritch (assbutts)
Hey, Niky,” he says slowly, enunciating it carefully so he doesn’t somehow mess up the words, “what if we do get married this summer?”
Turns out there’s a lot more to a wedding than just showing up, saying a few words and putting on some rings.
Adam Lowry/Brandon Tanev
while all his body trembled by onlypartly (foreverkneeld)
(407): It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
mixer attachments by snailmailed
“It’s a KitchenAid. You have the same one. Are you feeling okay?” He added when Brandon continued to stare at his brand new mixer.
Brandon blinked. “Yeah dude, I know what it is.”
“Okay well it didn’t seem like -”
“I know what it is! Obviously.” Brandon huffed.
(Adam buys his own KitchenAid, Brandon doesn't take it well.)
FORMER/INTERNATIONAL TEAMMATES
Nazem Kadri/James Van Riemsdyk
hit me with that by landofpromise
Nazem isn’t sure what to think when James’ name appears on his screen.
Mathew Barzal/Thomas Chabot
careless with my heart again by aimerai
Mat looks at Chabby, actually looks at him, and wants to kiss him. This is not a new thought, nor is it particularly damning. Mat wants to make him fall apart, and that’s fine, too. But wanting to smooth out the faint wrinkle of his brow and uncoil the tension from his shoulders is a line he can’t cross. Wanting Chabby to go back to the person he was when he was asleep, carefree, is not something he is allowed. Staying the night was a detour; staying in bed was a mistake, and yet, Mat can’t bring himself to regret it. Some things are an inevitability; this may not be one of them, but Mat thinks he’d have chosen to land here anyway. Even if it’s going to hurt, even as he’s trying to pull himself out of one of the biggest hurts he’s ever had.
Anthony Cirelli/Taylor Raddysh
It Started Out With a Kiss (Or: How It Ended Up Like This) by love_stella
“Who was that?” Misha asks, cutting him off.
“It was no one, don’t worry about it,” Tony tries to say, knowing damn well it’s going to be impossible to get them to stop now that they’ve started.
“No no no, that wasn’t no one,” Misha says, “You don’t just walk up and kiss no one.”
Anthony Cirelli/Taylor Raddysh/Mitchell Stephens
Magnolia by love_stella
What catches his eye is a hint of blue floating around the water, but before he can reach his hand in to check he’s hit with another coughing fit, only this time he’s able to catch most of the petals in his palms so he can inspect them to make sure his eyes aren’t tricking him. Surely enough, Taylor didn’t even cough up any of Tony’s flower this time, the petals he’s holding are shorter and a pale blue that Taylor might find beautiful if they didn’t just come out of his lungs.
Eric Comrie/Chase De Leo
Trying To Get That Feeling Again by Mooresomore
Chase and Eric had been together and things were perfect. What happened when Chase got traded to the Ducks changed all that. Can they find what was missing?
Dante Fabbro/Tyson Jost
all these songs of love by somehowunbroken
Dante's an aspiring musician, so he'll take whatever help he can get, including a boy in
his dreams who helps him write his music. Everything's going fine until he looks up during a show and sees that boy in the crowd.
Alexandre Fortin/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers
this doesn’t look that much different from home by aimerai
Alex is born somewhere between a hope and a dream, made more of magic than of DNA. He’s not quite a changeling child, but the first time he watches Pinocchio, he cries and cries and can’t stop, until he feels like he’s going to throw up with each hitching breath. It feels too similar, and he’s always known what he is.
Or, the moments that make a homecoming.
Marcus Johansson/Evgeny Kuznetsov
putting broken pieces back in place by ghosthunter
“Evgeny Evgenyvich,” the stranger says.
“Huh?” Zhenya asks, confused. He stops to look up into the black space where a face should be.
“What would you give,” the stranger asks.
“For what?” Zhenya asks. He considers continuing walking, but he can’t. He considers running, but he can’t do that either. He thinks these things, but his body won’t do them.
“For what you want,” the stranger says to him.
Auston Matthews/Patrick Kane
Half in the shadows, half burned in flames by Caivallon
Between night and day. In this strange endless twilight between yesterday and tomorrow when everything is possible.
They have played a game. A tempting and thrilling game.
Nathan MacKinnon/Mitch Marner
Pine your way to China by Aderam
In which our hero is surprisingly good at talking about it, but not to the right person.
AKA hockey boys are dumb, but we like them anyway.
William Nylander/David Pastrnak
Love and Marriage by blindbatalex
“Yeah I got married and didn’t tell any of you,” David deadpans before it’s too late, finally able to form words, and there is a moment when it goes so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
WOMEN’S HOCKEY
Taylor Crosby/Amanda Kessel
run it, run it (like a girl) by ghosthunter
Hockey analysts will make a rivalry out of anything. And if it’s not the analysts, then it’s the media. All they really had in common was they went to the same school and play the same sport.
OTHERS
Leon Draisaitl/Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome
ain't nothing like them summer nights by liroa15
Connor's got one boyfriend for home and one boyfriend for away, and somehow they're all making it work. Together. Away from it all.
Alexander Ovechkin/Tyler Seguin; Nicklas Backstrom/Tyler Seguin
Icebreaker by myrthrilmercury
Throughout the league, Alexander Ovechkin is known as "Icebreaker" for his prowess at training the brattiest and most stubborn subs. His latest assignment is to transform the rude, rebellious Tyler Seguin into an obedient submissive willing to do anything commanded.
Sidney Crosby/Travis Konecny; Sidney Crosby & Marc-Andre Fleury
Forever in a Minute by elenajames
Sid lets the league send an alpha match for his heat, and he's not prepared for who they pick.
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Leafs in the Playoffs! 4
You’d think I’d retire this series now that the Leafs are good again, and the playoff team with the most Toronto Maple Leafs alumni on it is, well, the Toronto Maple Leafs, but here we are. So. Here’s all the Leafs past and present who are signed to contracts on teams that will be competing in the 2018 Stanley Cup playoffs.
Anaheim
François Beauchemin (2009 to 2011)
Sam Carrick (2014 to 2016) [AHL]
Korbinian Holzer (2010 to 2015)
Boston
[none]
Colorado
Jonathan Bernier (2013 to 2016)
Joe Colborne (2011 to 2013) [AHL]
Columbus
Scott Harrington (2015)
Los Angeles
Dion Phaneuf (2010 to 2016)
Minnesota
Viktor Loov (2016) [AHL]
Daniel Winnik (2014 to 2015; 2015 to 2016)
Nashville
Petter Granberg (2014 to 2015) [AHL]
Trevor Smith (2013 to 2015) [AHL]
New Jersey
Brian Boyle (2017)
Michael Grabner (2015 to 2016)
Philadelphia
T. J. Brennan (2015 to 2016) [AHL]
Pittsburgh
Frank Corrado (2015 to 2017) [AHL]
Matt Hunwick (2015 to 2017)
Phil Kessel (2009 to 2015)
Tobias Lindberg (2016) [AHL]
San Jose
Antoine Bibeau (2016) [AHL]
Eric Fehr (2017)
Tampa Bay
Anton Stralman (2007 to 2009)
Toronto
Frederik Andersen (2016 to present)
Andreas Borgman (2017 to 2018) [AHL]
Tyler Bozak (2009 to present)
Connor Brown (2016 to present)
Connor Carrick (2016 to present)
Travis Dermott (2018 to present)
Jake Gardiner (2011 to present)
Frédérik Gauthier (2016 to 2018) [AHL]
Colin Greening (2016) [AHL]
Ron Hainsey (2017 to present)
Justin Holl (2018) [AHL]
Zach Hyman (2016 to present)
Andreas Johnsson (2018 to present)
Nazem Kadri (2010 to present)
Kasperi Kapanen (2016 to present)
Leo Komarov (2013; 2014 to present)
Josh Leivo (2013 to present)
Joffrey Lupul (2011 to 2016) [LTIR]
Martin Marincin (2015 to 2017) [AHL]
Patrick Marleau (2017 to present)
Mitch Marner (2016 to present)
Matt Martin (2016 to present)
Auston Matthews (2016 to present)
Curtis McElhinney (2017 to present)
Dominic Moore (2008 to 2009; 2017 to present)
William Nylander (2016 to present)
Calvin Pickard (2017) [AHL]
Tomas Plekanec (2018 to present)
Roman Polak (2014 to 2016; 2016 to present)
Morgan Rielly (2013 to present)
Calle Rosen (2017) [AHL]
Ben Smith (2016; 2016 to 2017) [AHL]
Garret Sparks (2015 to 2016) [AHL]
James van Riemsdyk (2013 to present)
Nikita Zaitsev (2016 to present)
Vegas
David Clarkson (2013 to 2015) [LTIR]
Mikhail Grabovski (2008 to 2013) [LTIR]
Washington
Zach Sill (2015) [AHL]
Winnipeg
Shawn Matthias (2015 to 2016)
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The Golden Knights (A Hypothetical Film)
The NHL expansion team known as the Vegas Golden Knights had an unprecedented first season, so this movie would explore the insane story behind it. Since for the casting of the players and pertinent staff I’m really just going for relative look-alikes for each part, I won’t put any reason for my choices, but I will for the director, writers and composer.
Calvin Pickard – Josh Hutcherson
Luca Sbisa – Tyler Hoechlin
Teemu Pulkinen – Chad Rook
Jon Merrill – Rick Cosnett
William Carrier – Zac Efron
Tomas Nosek – Brandon Routh
Cody Eakin – Damian Lewis
Jonathan Marchessault – Colton Haynes
Brayden McNabb – John Behlmann
Connor Brickley – Logan Marshall-Green
Chris Thorburn – Jason Mantzoukas
Ryan Reaves – Nick Cannon
Pierre-Edouard Bellemare – Damon Wayans Jr.
Jean-Francois Berube – Paul Adelstein
James Neal – Ryan Reynolds
Deryk Engelland – Tom Hardy
Brendan Leipsic – Robert Pattinson
Colin Miller – John Mulaney
Marc Methot – Christian Slater
David Schlemko – Kyle Bornheimer
David Perron – Bobby Cannavale
Oscar Lindberg – David Hornsby
Griffin Reinhart – Martin Wallstrom
Alexei Emelin – Kristoffer Polaha
Clayton Stoner – Rob McElhenney
Erik Haula – Jordan Masterson
William Karlsson – Wyatt Nash
Trevor van Riemsdyk – Shia LaBoeuf
Marc-Andre Fleury – Tom Cruise
Nate Schmidt – Alan Ritchson
Shea Theodore – Gregg Sulkin
David Clarkson – Michael Fassbender
Reilly Smith – Andy Samberg
Alex Tuch – Charlie Day
Mikhail Grabovski – Jonathan Groff
Bill Foley – Victor Garber
George McPhee – Steve Carell
Gerard Gallant – Stellan Skarsgard
Director: Jay Baruchel
Baruchel is pretty well known for his work on the Goon film series. Also, he is Canadian and has immersed himself in hockey starting at a young age, so it only makes sense to have Baruchel at the helm of this.
Composer:
Trent Reznor
Reznor, a former member of the nineties group Nine Inch Nails turned film composer, would be a nice fit. I find that he is often overlooked sometimes, but this would certainly add to his resume and continue his climb to the top.
Writers:
Jay Baruchel
Eric Guggenheim
Gavin O’Connor
Steven Brill
Having Baruchel with the writer and director of Miracle (2004) and the writer of the Mighty Ducks trilogy, would make the writing process much more fluent as all of them have had a great experience with translating hockey to the big screen.
Thanks for reading! Please let me know if you have any suggestions for movies or hypothetical movies that you think I should do in comments.
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