#miiiiaaaaaaooow

[porcelainebambi]

Yapping just to yap because I'm going feral

I'm so crazy right now I have to go to work in a while but all I wanna do is yap about fairy god uncle Lilith and all the ways she uses her tiny form to inconvenience and piss people off around town. Like some little bitty bitch bastard imp who throws eggs on people cause eggs smell awful.

She's literally just a little guy flying around yelling at PCs to get their shit together and do their damn homework not suck and fuck every five minutes. Your fairy god uncle hitting your window at night with a grade book in hand aggressively reminding you she still is your teacher and she will fail you.

Now I need to actually draw her inside of a jar screaming as someone slowly pours sweet tea in cause she hates sweet tea and she'd rather be rainbow dash jarred than sit in like an inch of sweet tea.

I can't even remember who made the post but Lilith shrinking is soooo entirely based on this one DOL post another person made that was like "What would various characters do if PC became itty bitty tiny?"

Literally infested my brain but it was what if my worst freak ever to exist was the size of a stuffed bear or a barbie and then I drew crazy stuff.

I lied in my first post you absolutely CAN fuck the art teacher just good luck convincing her because she's more set on fixing everyone's moral issues than she is banging them. Unintentional seduction check #1000 as she yells at someone that they need to leave her favorite barbie doll (Yunie) alone. I'm slowly coming for everyone's PCs to draw them being harassed by Lilith and I haven't even drawn half of my own yet.

I have like 7 and they're all girls because I haaaate trying to come up with funky designs for guys they make me itch. I'll draw them all eventually, they're all varying degrees of slut that fuck anything that moves.

I also have my first ever DOL pc from when I first heard of the game then rage quit because all the assaults were making me violent in game and irl (this is a joke I just got mad.) She ended up in the asylum and I was going crazy working on getting her out of there and treating Harper like shit every chance I got.

I still wanna use her cause she ties in with my mental lore but the game save is on my old phone which moves insanely slow. She's not abandoned just can't access her right now. Definitely gonna draw some crazy stuff with her though because I did make a design for her at one point and she's a very angry person who doesn't like pants and who Lilith loves too much.

Was also gonna draw some doctor on doctor violence with Lilith and Harper because in entirely different stories she's an actual medical professional unlike ugly harp seal over here. But in DOL she's just an art teacher with a suspicious thing for cadavers and illegal medical procedures. Soon you'll be back my asylum baby girl very soon. After a million missing posters at least.

Maybe when I get off work I can go wild again with my art and yappery. As if I'm not gonna be on my phone never shutting up at work anyways.