#mightve taken a bit too long to write this but i wanted to ramble k!!

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Character ask thing. Narrator Stanley parable. The Brit™️

YAYYYY WHOOOO!!!! the most fifty year old babygirl ever ♡

First Impression: i did not know this game even existed until a mutual started reblogging art for it after ultra deluxe came out so!! i think the first design i ever saw was tumblr user lazycharlie's...? (if that's the right url) the one where he looks kinda like purple guy but has "the end is never" written all over him and his only facial feature is a mouth with really big teeth. i thought he was the new tumblr sexyman. and THEN when i actually learned what the game is about i thought he was an all-knowing all-powerful being, the god of this universe, and you were supposed to defy him and that's the only way you could escape.

Impression Now: you know the game still would've been really clever if he was the defining power of that world, but he's not. he's just as trapped as stanley is, possibly even more so. forgetting resets, his existence entirely dependent not just on speaking but by being heard. this guy's morality is a roulette wheel he is so messed up <33 OH AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE FIGURINE ENDING MANNN this dude is so. he is So. he made up a little guy and now that little guy is his everything he lives in a husk of a functional universe he can't move on and can't go back he's so dependent on praise and he can't be on his own and hnghgf

Favorite Moment: th. that evil little laugh in the countdown ending 😳😳 (you are legally not allowed to make fun of me) oH ALSO the How You Found It video. and and!! i don't remember the line exactly but just that whole monologue halfway through the skip button ending, the "i wish you to feel afraid as i do" IT'S SO AUGHDHFH

Idea For a Story: I HAVE NO IDEA. no wait i got one okay once upon a time mr narrator goes to reality and takes one sip of gingerbread flavored mountain dew and dies immediately

Unpopular Opinion: ehmm i don't know what opinions are popular or unpopular so i can't really say for sure?? idk

Favorite Relationship: is this even a question. This is the story of the Narrator and His Blorbo named Stanley (the blorbo communicates exclusively through thumbs up, thumbs down, and barking) they kill each other for fun they were both catgirls in middle school and now they're trapped in a timeloop together forever

Favorite Headcanon: THE AUTISM ON THIS GUY FOR REALLL. both him and stanley, for narrator there's like lists of sourced evidence to point to and then for stanley you kinda just look at him and think yeah that's just a tbh creature if it was a guy. OH OH OH vocal stimmy. what a room what a room va va voom what a room. treatise manifesto. the repeated varying deliveries of whatever that line was in the comedic timing ending. when he's not on mic he's making cat noises trust me on this one