#middle aged halfoots >>>
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Imagine. Could NOT be me.
Halffoot chasers being a thing is really crazy to think about.Especially when some other races leave them when they turn 30. Like what is the reason,I cannot assume you would leave an almost 30 yr old halffoot for good reason,I’m eyeing you so hard
#bear bitch#chilchuck tims save me#save me chilchuck tims#if the halffoot is less then middle aged i do NOT want them bro#middle aged halfoots >>>#this is about#chilchuck#if my boyfriend is reading this no you arent#“ohh he’s so short ge’s like a kid!” real life human people are tiny kills you kills you#i dont like chilchuck bc he looks young or some freaky shit i like him because he’s a middle aged divorced man with three kids and an#alcohol problem#ok bye rant over
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You know half foot life expectancy is 50 but... Tallman life expectancy is 60. Because they don't have our medicine. They're living in the middle ages. I'd bet anything that halfoots could routinely live to 90 if they weren't so mistreated
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