#micolash voice ooo im waking up

[antagonisht]

rules for writing lasquadras:

- at least two must be divorced (and one has to be prosciutto)

- at least one should have a kid they're neglecting (there must also be a child support subplot)

- risotto absolutely cannot be the oldest member. are you insane. ghiaccio and pesci can be teenagers because that's funny but no one else gets to be in their 20s

- you do have to kill melone off at some point