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Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Swift doing the Wired Autocomplete interview

[the camera opens up with Ryan and Michelle sitting next to each other]

R: Hi I'm Ryan Reynolds and I play Adam in the new Netflix movie: The Adam Project

M: And I'm Michelle Swift and I play Laura.

[suddenly, the pair burst out laughing for no apparent reason]

Cut

M: Today, we'll be doing the wired autocomplete interview

[someone off-screen hands them a board, Michelle catches it]

R: nice catch

M: thanks, ok so first question

[Michelle rips the first strip]

M: Ryan Reynolds Canada? That's all it says

R: yeah, I'm from Canada

M: of course, Canadians really are just the nicest people, ok next one,

[Michelle rips another slip]

M: Ryan Reynolds Wife, I'll answer that, she's Blake Fucking Lively, and she's literally a goddess

R: couldn't have said it better myself

M: Ryan Reynolds diet

R: I have a very specific diet that consists of baby pandas and baby cheetahs

[Michelle laughs and nods her head as if agreeing]

M: but on a cheat day sometimes you eat baby giraffes

Cut

[michelle rips another slip as Ryan is drinking from a bottle of water he didn't have earlier]

M: Ryan Reynolds favourite movie to film, you know what, I'm actually curious for this one too

R: I'm going to have to say Free Guy, because it was just so chaotic and fun to film and Shawn Levy is amazing

M: I'm going to have to agree with that

[she rips off another one]

M: Ryan Reynolds birthday

R: October, 23rd

[she rips off another slip]

M: is Ryan Reynolds good at math?

R: Absolutely not, I flunked math

M: samesies!!

[they high five]

M: no idea why we're so proud of that

[they both laugh]

[she rips off the final one on the board]

M: okay last one on the board, Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Swift friends, I'm going to answer that, we are mortal enemies. Every day I'm plotting ways to kill him, in fact, I'm holding a knife behind him as we speak,

[michelle's face shows determination and Ryan can't help by laugh]

R: same, I mean if you go in the basement you'll see photos of her with the eye all scratched out

[they both start cackling]

Cut

[Michelle throws the board, but when it lands with a crash, she flinches slightly]

M: okay, ignoring that...

[Ryan laughs and catches the board with Michelle's questions]

R: Okay, let's see...

[he rips off one slip]

R: Is Michelle Swift related to Taylor Swift

M: No, I honestly have no idea who she is and why she has the exact same rare last name as me, I don't know why anyone would think we're related

[michelle's face is completely serious and shows no sign of sarcasm, Ryan laughs and Michelle lets a smile break through]

[Ryan rips off another slip of paper, but accidentally rips it off halfway, Michelle sighs playfully before ripping off the rest with her finger nail]

R: okay, Is Michelle Swift adopted

M: yes I am, Andrea and Scott Swift adopted me when I was 4

[Ryan rips off another one]

R: Michelle Swift's birthday

M: My birthday is April 16th

[Ryan rips off another one]

R: Is Michelle Swift single

M: I'll let you decide that on your own

[michelle smirks whereas Ryan just looks confused]

R: So you're not dating Tom?!

M: never said I wasn't

Cut

R: Okay, Michelle Swift sexuality

M: Bi and ready to die

[Ryan laughs and rips off the next slip]

R: Michelle Swift Taylor Swift squad and best friends

M: there are too many, I'm going to try to just name a few, Okay.

[michelle takes a deep breath in as if she's about to recite 50 names in one second]

M: Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift herself, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Seb Stan, Lizzie Olsen, Tom Hiddleston, Zendaya, Hailee Steinfield, Andrew, Ariel Winter, Ella aka Lorde, Sarah Hyland and GiGi Hadid.

R: wow

M: yep, that was, quite the journey

[he rips off the last slip of paper]

R: Michelle Swift real age

M: Okay, first off, I feel like they're implying that I'm usually lying about my age, but I was born in 1997 and I'm twenty-four.

[the last board is handed to them, the questions are Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Swift]

R: Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Swift The Adam Project

M: I can't tell if that's a statement, question or just a bunch of words jumbled together

R: you know what, same

M: but to continue on that, yes we are both in the new Netflix movie - The Adam Project. I play Laura and he plays Adam

R: it was so fun to film

M: absolutely, what was your favourite part?

R: I think my favourite was when Walker Scobell was staring at you with awe and talking about how he was such a huge fan of you, and I was just standing right there and he totally ignored me

M: oh my god! I remember that! He was so cute, and an amazing actor

R: agreed

M: another thing I loved, was when I got to witness the reunion of Mark Ruffalo and Jennifer Garner, I used to watch that movie as a kid all the time with Tay.

R: if I'm being honest, I geeked out a little too

[Ryan rips off the next one]

R: Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Swift movies together

M: ooh this is a good one

R: we've been in a few movies together actually

M: yeah, ok so let me think...

cut

M: We were in Red Notice together, you played Nolan Booth and I played The Bishop (A/N: basically she replaced Gal Gadot)

R: And as mentioned before, we were in The Adam Project, I was Adam and you were Laura, you know I just realized that all your characters are super badass

[Michelle smiles and laughs]

M: I'm so lucky for that, finally we were both in Free Guy, you played Guy and I had a tiny little cameo as one of the heroes or whatever

R: yep

M: Okay, last question

[she ripped it off]

M: Ryan Reynolds and Michelle Swift dancing?

R: what's that about?

[they look confused for a second until a look of realization hits Michelle]

M: ohhhh

R: what?

M: I think it's that video that Blake posted of us dancing?

R: oh yeah, so I am not a dancer if that's the question

M: I did ballet for 17 years, but I'm not a professional dancer

cut

M: That was fun

R: Yeah, we gotta do that again soon

M: Anyway, I'm Michelle Swift

R: And I'm Ryan Reynolds

M: make sure to watch Netflix's The Adam Project

R: yep

[Michelle turns to Ryan]

M: by the way, tell Blake that I'll be seeing her tomorrow for brunch

cut

END OF VIDEO

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Leanne Jeanne: Okay but like the ending talking about Blake is ICONIC

swiftie13: Michelle talking about Blake is too accurate

Cassandra: Ryan, Michelle, Blake and Taylor are best friend goals

peter parkour: EVERYONE, MICHELLE IS NOT SINGLE #tomchelle is real

tomchelle fan: She didn't deny dating him

that pizza girl: they ain't even slick about hiding their relationship

Jessie's girl: Ryan is so cute!

Donut Lover: Them geeking about 13 going on 30 and Mark Ruffalo is so accurate

step on me: I had no idea Michelle did ballet

Laura Chanel: So we agree they're dating?