#michaels fav person to stress out is martin

[honkygay]

all ive been thinking about all day is Michael showing up at the mag institute JUST to say shit and disappear again. like. like.

Michael, face popping out of the cabinet : hello Martin! did you know theres asbestos in the walls? good day!!

Martin : what,,, where the fuck did he come from???

Michael, leaning against the door frame : they tried to put me on the cover of vogue,,,

Jon, missing the musical tone : what are you doing here? when the hell did VOGUE reach out to YOU??

michael, not listening and tilting its head back : but my FINGERS WERE TOOOOOO LOOOONNNGG!!!

Michael, dragging its fingers sensually on the wall around the door : darling,,, sweet little thunderbeam,,, i have a-

Mike Crew, reading a book and already pushing him through the door n back into the spiral : Busy. Goodbye.