#michael taylor britt and turner have my mains

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BB24 Houseguests and their Pokemon Unite main

haven't done one of these in a while but Pokemon Unite is still doing anniversary celebrations so here are my lukewarm takes as always

Alyssa: Gengar - a Pokemon that will hex you and as you try to escape will harass you. OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Ameerah: Zeraora - I swear to God people who play Zeraora think they're hot shit and then complain when they don't get what they want. Literally the vibes I got Week 3.

Brittany: Alolan Ninetales - Honestly nice to use and can come in with a strong play in a pinch. Never doubt their power.

Daniel: Mr. Mime - Great, all you've done is built walls around yourself. We can still get you long range.

Indy: Venusaur - Petal Dance is cute but WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE??? Why are you in every team now? Did everyone just collectively run out of ideas?

Jasmine: Greedent - Annoying as all fuck. Doesn't want to share food. Yep that checks out.

Joseph: Buzzwole - I don't even think I need to explain this one. 💪

Kyle: Duraludon - Was okay for a good two weeks and then all of a sudden I see why it's so problematic. Flush.

Michael: Blastoise - Big "defender that plays like a carry" energy. If you want this goal you're gonna have to pry it from my COLD DEAD HANDS 💀

Monte: Garchomp - Was great, then was really bad, but now it's improved a lot. Takes a while to get going but you can be sure they make the most of their presence in the game.

Nicole: Hoopa - Remember there was one week where her presence managed to get everyone to congregate into the HOH room? Because I remember. And it was nauseating.

Paloma: Wigglytuff - Was in every single team and everywhere at once and then all of a sudden just fell off the face of the earth.

Pooch: Azumarill - Was entertaining for one day and then we got bored. Clap if you care.

Taylor: Gardevoir - Look I just saw someone take on four people by themselves with Gardevoir and managed to kill them all in one fell swoop. Will just stand there, shoot a few moves and then watch the chaos ensue. With the Lays.

Terrance: Trevenant - I don't love it or hate it. It's just there.

Turner: Greninja - Sneaky and crafty with the primary goal to steal objectives. Kinda like with Jasmine's muffin.