#michael and jan were equally awful for a while imo but she really outdid him with the awfulness from dinner party on | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thirstghosting · 1 year ago

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this is how--now i know this is a cringe take--but this is how I justify every canon pairing in The Office.

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

#i love when people hate pam OR jim like lol theyre both bad #they both think theyre too cool for the rest of the office. jim gaslights his coworkers for fun and pam encourages it #angela is a bible thumping puritan and dwight is a fascist from a family of nazis #kelly is a manipulative gossip and self-hating indian who hates other indian ppl. ryan also hates indian and is equally manipulative/vapid #bob vance is a capitalistic chauvinist and phyllis is a pickme feminist hater who thinks shes better than everybody #michael and jan were equally awful for a while imo but she really outdid him with the awfulness from dinner party on #like she was so fucking terrible it made Michael Scott seem like a decent person 🙄#they turned him into holly to make them perfect for each other #anyway i feel like the first 3 pairings i listed were the strongest for backing up this point #i know they played all these pairings straight except ryan/kelly but i have to read satire into it that doesnt exist

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