#mha mirko headcanons

[gemgdynamight0]

My hc is that pro hero Katsuki and mirko have weekly gossiping sessions, where they talk about other pro heros.

M: "kamui woods and Mt lady got divorced btw"

K:"NO FUCKING WAY. DIDN'T THEY JUST GET MARRIED LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO? "

[frickingnerd]

mirko with a s/o who has a fox quirk

pairing: mirko / rumi usagiyama x gn!reader

tags: established romantic relationship, wholesome fluff, flipped bunny/fox dynamic (shy fox x wild bunny), pro hero!reader

bunnies might be a foxes' natural prey, but neither you nor mirko are anything like the animals your quirk is related to!

mirko isn't a timid little bunny, but instead a tall and loud woman, easily towering over you in height! the only thing she has in common with a bunny is how much energy she always has!

meanwhile you're not a sly and cunning fox, but a rather quiet and shy person, who could never betray or hurt anyone!

the two of you make an interesting pair to look at, because of that! next to rumi, you look more like the prey than she does!

and she certainly likes to tease you about that! though truly, she just loves to tease you in general!

whenever the two of you are out on patrol or a mission together, rumi is usually the one running ahead, as you try to keep up with her and she likes to joke that those are the only times you're anything like a fox, since you're chasing after her – your prey!

[bea-does-stuff]

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐮𝐩 (𝐦𝐡𝐚 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫)

First of all, SORRY I'VE BEEN GONEEE ;-; i have a lot of work and had a bit of a break but i hope i can make some new stuff soon, love ya'll sm!

Word count: 226

Characters: Dabi, bakugou, shiggy, monoma, tamaki, deku, hawks and mirko

They’ll deny their hurt and refuse any type of help from you, it’ll take a lot of nagging for them to allow you to help.

After a few minutes of patching them up, they look up at you and say “You know… i didn’t ask you to care about me” you laugh at their response, gently cupping their face with your soft hands

“I don’t do this because you ask me to, i do it cause i love you”

-𝐃𝐀𝐁𝐈, 𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐆𝐎𝐔

This fucking brat will complain non stop. They’ll say things like “You're gonna make it worse, idiot!” or “UGH. this is taking forever” 

But despite they’re annoying ass, they do appreciate it, and the cuddles you get afterwards makes it worth it

-𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐈, 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐌𝐀

This poor thing is so apologetic, they feel bad for being a bother because of their recklessness.

They’re constantly apologising and your constantly saying it’s fine, but despite their guilt, this moment is one that they wish could last forever 

-𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈, 𝐃𝐄𝐊𝐔

You know damn well they're gonna milk the shit out of this moment and tease you every chance they get, whether it’s making you sit on their lap or flirting while you wrap their arms in bandages.

They’ll say things like “Damn, what would i do without you” or “You're so cute like this~” teasing little bastards…

-𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐒, 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐎

[writersmorgue]

And he will

Thanks anon!!

[autumnmobile12]

I just learned that a group of rabbits is called a fluffle and I don't care if that's accurate or not because headcanon this is what Mirko calls her fans and I will not be convinced otherwise. Just because she's a badass doesn't mean she doesn't use cute pet names.

[nightfall-kachiniko]

NO BECAUSE MIRKO FUCKS AROUND WITH HAWKS ALL THE TIME- SHELL BE LIKE-

Mirko: “ENDEAVOR DEAD AT 49”

Hawks: “NOOOOOAAAAA🦅🦅🦅”

[chiquilines]

Damn so everyone was as starved for miryumi content as i was? Have another treat

[mikasa-imadebiscults]

I Idk if you accept nsfw request but if you do how about fem s/o trying to top midnight/mic/miurko! Expect s/o gets much to flustered

(Hey Anon, thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy. Also unrelated but I started thinking about it and I need to write about Mirko more often)

Pro Heroes S/O Trying to Top but Gets too Flustered

(Characters Included- Midnight, Present Mic, and Mirko)

(Warning: NSFW content and swearing)

⛓️Nemuri Kayama⛓️ (Midnight)

- She would find it very amusing that you tried to dominate her but it would also turn her on greatly.

- She knows well that you get really flustered easily so she knows that soon you’ll be a flustered mess.

....

Nemuri has always been the dominant one in the relationship and you were happily the submissive one. She always patiently took care of you, spoiling you, giving everything you could ever asked for and you deeply appreciated that.

But today you wanted to try something different.

Today you were going to dominate The R-rated Hero herself.

You and Nemuri were relaxing in your shared bedroom and she decided to go to the dresser and change into her nighttime attire in front of you since you guys had already seen each other naked before. She had her back turned to you and you decided that this is the right time. You watched her as she took off her shirt and silently walked over behind her, wrapping your arms gently around her waist. One hand sliding down to rub on her sensitive areas and the other rising up to grab her tit.

Nemuri knew exactly what you were doing and decided to play along. “Oh my- ah yes touch me like that~”

You instantly froze. Mouth apart slightly from shock.

“That’s what I thought, darling.”

🎤Hizashi Yamada🎤 (Present Mic)

- At first he’ll be confused on the sudden change. He thinks it’s looks hot when you try and dominate him but he also thinks it looks hotter when you’re flustered.

- But you better be really prepared though because he WILL tease you a lot.

....

You guys were sitting on the couch watching a comedy movie as you both shared a small bowl of popcorn. Comedy movies were Hizashi’s favorite type of movie because as the name suggests they’re funny.

When he was dying laughing at a corny joke that one of the characters made, you decided to take the opportunity to dominate him when he least expects it.

Keeping your eyes on the movie, you slowly moved your hand up his thigh and to his clothed sensitive part. His laughter died down when he felt your hand and gave you a certain look.

“Oh my bad, I thought the popcorn bowl was there~” You said in a teasing tone, looking at him and you immediately got all hot and flustered at the way he looked at you right now.

“Since when did you become so bold?” He said with a playful smirk.

🐰Rumi Usagiyama🐰 (Mirko)

- Like Midnight, she would also find it really amusing that a person that gets flustered easily is trying to be the dominant one.

- That being said she still won’t let you dominate her and if you do try then you’ll get what’s coming.

....

One of Rumi’s hobbies is working out and due to her being very popular because she’s the number five hero, she gets a lot of attention whenever she’s in public. So to avoid the media interrupting her workout sessions to ask for a interview or something, she works out at home.

You loved it when she works out, you love to admire all of her (especially her muscles) and you feel so blessed to be in a actual relationship with her.

Right now Rumi was standing up lifting weights doing curls with them and you were silently watching her, you wouldn’t change nothing about this moment well that’s what you would’ve said but you did wanna try something different today.

As she was lifting the weights you came up to her, pressing your chest against her back and started to slowly feel her muscles.

She stopped what she was doing when she heard you say “You’ve been so stressed recently so how ‘bout you just sit back and let me make you feel good.”

“Appreciate the offer but it’s my job to make YOU feel good.” Rumi says dropping the weight on the floor and grabs you by the neck to pull you in for a rough kiss. Taking you by surprise, you moan into her mouth as she smirks against your lips.

Masterlist

[waddledeedee]

the MHA epilogue pissed me off ESPECIALLY the hero rankings like they gave bakugo the short hand of the fucking STICK and it's genuinely so heartbreaking to watch. Anyways, I have to spill my guts before I explode so here's my headcanon of a tentative hero ranking that I think is more fitting than that other nonsense xx

HERO RANKING (revised edition)

Deku (Izuku)

LeMillion (Mirio)

Dynamight (Bakugo)

Shoto (Todoroki)

Rabbit Hero (Mirko)

Best Jeanist (Hakamada)

Mt. Lady (Takeyama)

Kamui Woods (Shinji)

Fat Gum (Taishiro)

Tentacole (Shoji)

Nejire-Chan (Nejire)

Uravity (Uraraka)

Ingenium (Iida)

Red Riot (Kirishima)

Gale Force (Inasa)

Tsukuyomi (Tokoyami)

Suneater (Tamaki)

Ryukyu (Ryuko)

Froppy (Asui)

Creati (Momo) / Battle Fist (Kendo) [the two often fluctuate from holding this spot]

[sukist4r]

☆ mha sexuality hcs nobody asked 4 !

izuku - bi

katsuki - gay / asexual

ochako - bi

tsuyu - aroace

kirishima - straight / ally

mina - pansexual

iida - straight / ally

shoto - aroace

kaminari - bi

shinsou - gay

jirou - bi

momo - lesbian

sero - straight / ally

hagakure - pansexual

tokoyami - aroace

toga - bi / pan (ITS CANON)

shigaraki - unlabled cuz he doesn't care

dabi - also unlabled cuz he doesn't care (still queer in some way)

aizawa - bi

mic - gay

all might - straight / ally (very supportive)

mirko - lesbian

hawks - bi / pansexual (I can't decide)

nejire - straight / ally

tamaki - unlabled but most definitely queer

mirio - bi

[majoryeager104]

Pro Heroes Mirko and Regulus (Touya Hero Au)

Summary: the average day for pro hero duo Mirko and Regulus (my hc hero name for Touya)

(A/n this duo is my brain baby and I’m so proud 😭😭😭 not a ship, just besties yk)

Warnings: language, violence, general insanity from Touya (ofc)

“Hey do ya see that guy over there?”

“Yeah I think he might be causing some trouble for that store”

“Whatever shall we do?”

Sarcasm was dripping in the air between the two pros, grinning ear to ear as they approached the chaotic storefront. Number two hero Regulus, real name Touya Todoroki, and number five hero Mirko, real name Rumi Usagiyama. Each would tell you they hated the others guts if you asked, but really, the two of them had a tight knit friendship, a trust yet to be severed even by the most brutal insults thrown between the two. 

“Hey there, dumbass” 

Regulus smirked, putting his hands on his hips smugly, a Cheshire Cat grin on his face as he stepped up to the man in question, who currently had the small store’s manager by the collar, and was yelling expletive after expletive. 

“The hell do you heroes want? Gonna arrest me?” The man yelled, clearly enraged for an unknown reason. “Maybe, kinda depends on you” Mirko retorted, crossing her arms.

“I’m here to see my girlfriend, asshole!” The man continued to yell at the manager as he tried to ignore the two heroes on his right and left. “She’s not interested in seeing you, you creep! And you’re not her boyfriend, either” one of the other workers shouted by the door where she stood protectively. “Harassing women? Tch” Regulus clicked his tongue, shaking his head with a smirk, as Mirko tapped her foot impatiently next to him

“Can I kick him?”

“Slow down Mirko, I wanna see where this goes”

The man growled at the heroes, shoving the Manager back against the counter with a thud and running past Regulus out the door. “Ugh, great now he’s running” Mirko growled “this is truly a tragedy” Regulus chuckled, shrugging “shut the fuck up” Mirko ran out past Regulus, who followed at a slow pace with his hands in his pockets, a lopsided smirk on his face. 

“Hey you damn bastard! You’re not getting away!” Mirko yelled, catching up to the angry man with ease. She stood in a strong stance in front of him, blocking his exit. The man growled in frustration, his eyes wide as he went to turn around and run back the other way. 

“Stupid idea”

The low voice of the flame hero came behind him, the man’s exit now blocked with an overwhelmingly hot wall of blue fire, which Regulus walked through with ease, his body smoking slightly from the heat. It was a terrifying sight. 

The man turned back around in fear, and was met with Mirkos strong kick to his jaw, immediately knocking him unconscious. 

“You’re under arrest for assault and battery” Mirko said with a grin, proud of her work as she looked down at the man at her feet. “He can’t hear ya, stupid.” “SHUT UP TOU- REGULUS” “don’t need to tell me twice.” They watched police take the man away, already getting tipped off about more trouble in an alleyway nearby, a robber leaving a broken into apartment. Mirko charged in, and once again, Regulus sauntered behind, standing in the entrance to the alley while Mirko beat up the criminal, bluntly cheering her on. 

“Crush his skull with those thighs of yours! Wait don’t he might be into that” “NOT WORK APPROPRIATE DIPSHIT” “IM JUST OFFERING SIMPLE SOLUTIONS” 

(Best duo ever I swear 😭😭😭 this was way too fun to write)

Banner Creds to Artists @ Keiid and I believe the other is an official art 🙌🙌🙌 if not lmk if you recognize it in the comments so I can add their tag here 🙏🙏🙏

[frickingnerd]

mirko dating a yakuza boss

pairing: rumi usagiyama / mirko x gn!reader

tags: unconventional established relationship, wholesome fluff, beating up criminals together, unrealistic depiction of the mafia

as a pro hero, mirko is feared by criminals, while you are feared for controlling crime from the shadows

mirko and you should be mortal enemies, a hero and a villain, but you're nothing like that!

in fact, people have the wrong idea about you. sure, you might break the law, but you're doing so to take down criminals that the heroes can't get their hands on

those who use their power to hurt the weak disgust you, so you use your own power to get rid of those criminals!

mirko first had the wrong idea about you too, rushing into your hideout, ready to kick your ass!

but after talking to you a little, the bunny hero changed her mind about you. in fact, she admired you for what you were doing

and it's not like mirko had never broken the law before either…

when the two of you started dating, you began to involve mirko more into your work. you told her what your plans were and always gave her the opportunity to either join or report you to the pros!

but more often than not, mirko joined you, beating up far more of those criminals you were planning to take down, than your own men combined!

your girlfriend loved that she got the opportunity to fight without any rules when she was working with you! she got to face some really strong opponents when fighting at your side…

and you were happy that mirko used her strength for something good. someone like her would make a powerful villain, but luckily she was on the good side of the law

[xxbimboboyxx]

No more wedgies, but she can still be sexy if she wants ^^

[sparkles-and-trash]

Hawks: dogs? Nah man, they’re cute and all but not really my thing!

Also Hawks, the first tile he actually gets to know a dog:

It’s Mirko and Fuyumi’s dog btw

[writersmorgue]

Here everything’s dull and dry but life is never over til the day you die

Thanks anon!!!

[autumnmobile12]

My Hero Academia: CPR + BLS

You know, Pro-Hero is probably one of those professions where it's mandatory to know CPR and Basic Life Support. Because after the villain's been taken out or all the people have been evacuated from a disaster zone, the Pros and their sidekicks are definitely the first responders until the paramedics arrive on scene.

And the idea that Aizawa, Endeavor, Mirko, Best Jeanist, Hawks, Ryukyu, everyone has to re-certify every two years is really, really hilarious to me. It's just so absurdly mundane.

If your job doesn't require CPR certification, let me break this down for you: You sit for two hours give or take, watch a video that's you've probably seen before, maybe take a brief test, and demonstrate that you can in fact perform CPR on a mannequin as well show you can use an AED kit and maybe demonstrate the Heimlich maneuver, and then you wait for an email that has your certification cards. It's tedious and the information doesn't change very much, but it is essential to review, so you suck it up and you be as diligent as you can because there could absolutely come a day where you will be in an emergency situation and need to use these skills. Nonetheless, you really just want to get on with the written and practical tests and get out of there.

That said...Hawks is definitely an annoying prick who keeps asking questions just to purposefully draw out the session.

Kaminari would probably bring snacks, suddenly start choking, and become the unwitting live demonstration.

Iida studied beforehand, took notes throughout, and then got way too into the practical exam. (Because you are often acting out a simulation to prove you are adhering to proper safety measures.)

Mineta...can he even...?