#mgsv hal “otacon” emmrich

[tokyo-chainsaw-dragon2]

Paz: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Otacon: Y-you were putting it in cold water??????

Venom Snake: Paz, answer the question, Paz.

Paz: yeah??? I thought for like. 5 years that people just put in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, wtf????

Kazuhira: You don't have the patiance to microwave water for 3 minutes?

Revolver Ocelot: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Kazuhira: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove.

Revolver Ocelot: It takes less than a minute.

Kazuhira: Dude, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Revolver Ocelot: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Kazuhira: Like seven minutes. Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes...less than that is use a saucepan...

Revolver Ocelot: *on the verge of tears* You're putting the whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat??? Ur stove is enchanted.

Venom Snake: Every person in this room is a fucking lunatic.

Skull Face: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?