#mfer better be writing me PHATTY checks WHEN I KNOW HE AND MAGS GON FUCK UP MY FLOORS
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xxplastic-cubexx · 19 days ago
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I'm writing yet another smut fic and I'm referencing you with this line:
"The mansion was sweep cleaned by one mysterious janitor that no one ever really sees, except that Xavier always writes a hefty cheque for them biweekly. Thanks to them, the bathroom is spotless and the floor had been mopped."
Congratulations, you made it into a fanfic.
NO FUCKIN WAY MA LOOK THERE I AM 🫵(◔◡◔)
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