#mf be pole dancing and everything I Stan

[keiarchived]

So i mightve had the weirdest tangent and then a fic idea, soz in advance... So i was watching httyd3 and the toothless dance scene came up and i remembered birds do that to find mates then my brain screamed hawks to me and i was hooked loke what would hawks do in that situation my first thought was belly rolls but then i was like lap dance, stripper hawks and i cant get out of that idea like he would be so into it and soil his pants just to show you that he really wants it and i came here soz

No no you’re all good!

And honestly, stripper Hawks... HNNNGNGGGGG