#mettaton x rouxls kaard

[fallloverfic]

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)

Relationship: Mettaton/Rouxls Kaard

Tags: Rouxls Kaard, Mettaton (Undertale), Post-Canon, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Men Crying, Gags, Kneeling, Praise Kink, Blow Jobs, Cock Warming, Under-negotiated Kink, Come Swallowing, near accidental voyeurism, Top Mettaton, Bottom Rouxls, Light Angst, Anxiety, Self-Esteem Issues, Betaed, Under-Desk Blow Jobs, Dom/sub Undertones, Happy Ending, post chapter 2, Service Submission

Summary: Ralsei assigns Rouxls to assist visiting-celebrity Mettaton with whatever Mettaton needs. Rouxls is happy to help. Mettaton is more than happy to have an admiring, and obliging, fan.

Quiet For Me (2360 words, complete)

[echantedtoon]

Mettakaard Week Day 7 Eyes

[kuroiyuki96-art]

Heart and Spades

[mayepul]

I’m not sorry yeah :3

I stealed @/unamusedyam’s artstyle gehehahahahahaahha

[stars-random-reblogs]

I’m busy working on real art that I’ll eventually post on my art account, I swear, but for now just have this, I guess. ( I’m so sorry lmao )

[holey-punch]

guys should I make this digital

[seepylilthing]

Is it weird I ship Mettaton and Rouxls-

OHOHOHO BUDDY

I adore that ship, it's not weird at all . Mettaton and Rouxls may have not met in canon but you can't tell me Mettaton WOULDN'T have a thing for Rouxls if he ever met him .

Rouxls is just as much as a silly dummy as Papyrus, and I think overall the two of them would have really great chemistry .

They are also pink and blue which is an epic color combination .

[wolfsgravity]

Hi!

My name is Wolf! I'm 29, I go by he/they pronouns and this is my selfship blog!

I have a bajillion F/Os! I'm okay with sharing all but my own OCs (the reason is complicated on those), so on your comfort, feel free to reach out and talk to me even if we share!

I will say, I believe in ship and let ship, so if you have a problem with that, block me and move on.

I have a Carrd with my F/O list here, it also explains my (admittedly rudimentary) tagging system.

But I'll also put my F/O list below by source alphabetically (sort sort i love to arbitrarily sort)

💜Romantic 🌻Familial ❓Questioning

Ancient Magus Bride 💜Oberon

Baldur's Gate 3 💜Astarion

Bleach 💜Urahara Kisuke

Burn the Witch 💜Bruno Bangnyfe

Criminal Minds 💜Spencer Reid

Death Note 💜L Lawliet

Demon Slayer 💜Rengoku Kyojuro 💜Uzui Tengen

Digimon Cyber Sleuth 💜Kuremi Kyoko

Doctor Who 💜Ten ❓Eleven

Dragon Ball series ❓Goku

Fullmetal Alchemist 💜Greed

Hades 💜Dionysus

Hamlet 🌻Prince Hamlet

Hellaverse 💜Beelzebub/Queen Bee 💜Angel Dust 💜Husk 💜Vox

Homestuck/Hiveswap 💜Cronus Ampora ❓Dirk Strider 💜Marvus Xoloto

Honkai Star Rail 💜Boothill 💜Sampo Koski

Howl's Moving Castle 💜Howl Jenkins Pendragon

Hunter x Hunter 💜Hisoka Morroh

Jujutsu Kaisen 💜Gojo Satoru

Legend of Zelda series 💜Ganondorf 💜Ghirahim

Lupin III 💜Arsène Lupin III 💜Daisuke Jigen 💜Fujiko Mine ❓Goemon Ishikawa XIII

Magic: The Gathering 💜Liliana Vess 💜Rakdos

Mario games 💜Rosalina

Metal Gear series 💜Dr. Hal "Otacon" Emmerich

Monster Prom series 💜Milo Belladonna

My Hero Academia 💜Dabi/Touya Todoroki 💜Hizashi Yamada 💜Shota Aizawa

Naruto 💜Hatake Kakashi 🌻Jiraiya ❓Uzumaki Naruto

Obey Me 💜Asmodeus 💜Mammon 💜Leviathan 💜Mephistopheles

Pokemon 💜Adaman 💜Augustine Sycamore 💜Elesa 💜Emmet 💜Giovanni 💜Grimsley 💜Grusha 💜Guzma 💜Leon 💜N 🌻Nanu 💜Piers 💜Steven Stone 💜Volo

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 💜Grovyle

Sonic series 🌻Silver the Hedgehog

Soul Eater 💜Franken Stein

Tower of God 💜Lero Ro ❓Wagnan Ja

Trigun (/Stampede) 🌻Millions Knives 💜Nicholas D. Wolfwood 💜Vash the Stampede

Undead Girl Murder Farce 💜Tsugaru Shinuichi

Undertale/Deltarune 💜Mettaton 💜Rouxls Kaard

Yakuza/Like a Dragon series ❓Kazuma Kiryu 💜Majima Goro

OCs 💜Jiro Manasaki 💜Lascivious ❓Renard

[katyspersonal]

Ogay now your turn, who was your blorbo(s) before???

Damn... This is a harder question than it seems, because it is... hard to remember? My brain got SO rotted with Soulsborne world that I legit am forgetting how things used to be before that? It doesn't help that my feelings about the character and how much I talk about them / do for them do not always match! As a result, I have three types of blorbos:

1) The 'real' blorbo: The one that evokes the most feelings and I actively fantasize about being with, one that sparks yearning and attraction and consumes the most of my thoughts, but I won't do enough with

2) The 'productive' blorbo: The one which I practically breathe life in and create entire story and world for when canon didn't provide much and/or this character is unpopular. They often become crucial part of my online identity, or JUST my identity o_o'

3) The 'fanmade' blorbo: It is either an AU version of the character, an interpretation so unfitting and far from canon vibe that it almost works as an OC, or JUST an OC. I actually love/hate this one, because this is the asshole that will always make me stray from working on canon!! They will make me focus so much on them that depending on the nature of the character, I will forget the canon vibe in my love for this version or will forsaken general source material to join an AU/RP where this character is. Let me focus on canon-palatable creativity and stop wasting my time, dipshits!!

So, to give you the idea, in Bloodborne, type one would be, of course, Micolash, Edgar and Maria (but mostly Micolash)! Type two would be Rom and Izzy. And since recently my Laurence is between 1 and 2 because he is really S E X Y but also I have to create everything for him xD. Type three would be... uh...

My previous "fandom" was UTDR, but that stay was a little short-lasting, since Deltarune is work in progress and Undertale did not have the same grip on me. In there, my type one blorbo were Rouxls Kaard and Mettaton! You can tell I love the flamboyant sexy man with fake depth, fair level of depravity but not evilness, and intelligence of a brick dshhfdsdds My art never felt good enough to capture Mettaton's confident energy, however, I'd like to show this fanart of Rouxls:

Type two blorbo were Mad MewMew, Catti, and Diamond King! The latter two were sort of underdeveloped in canon at the time, and for MewMew I actually had a bunch of things, and even RPed as her for some time! Developing Diamond King was quite fun, though he was dangerously close to type 3 because of AU stuff where HE was the bad guy and not Spade King (and Catti was the 'monster' of the prophesy). Besides, we did give him a wife who is not getting used in canon but exists in the cards deck that WAS used for the 'cards'.

(EDIT: I made these sprites and I forgot that I made them and not Val o_o" Because it's been a few years ago + I am scatter-brained. Oh jeez)

And type three happened when I delved into helping to work on an AU for Deltarune, a project a passionate person started in hunger for completion of Deltarune, following after Chapter 1 and ignoring everything. Basically, attempt to finish the game that had AMAZING story and characters! I lended many designs, ideas and characters for it, improving it very significantly. I no longer work on that project and gave all rights to my designs and creative solutions to the developer, but it was FUN. And like I said, distracted me from the canon-palatable creativity. And helped me to finally come to terms with the fact that I am way better at nurturing, supporting, editing and improving someone else's projects than creating my own. It was a long time coming realisation considering how half of my drawings for any fandom used to be fanart of other people's ideas and OCs or fanart for our RP plots. Not something that can happen in this fandom because... you know. But yeah, I've always been the guy that would draw a pile of everyone's OCs/interpretations in the community, or help someone with no coherent design idea to GET that design down!

...ak-hem, where was I? Right, blorbos. So, the 'fanmade' blorbos were, of course, our version of Diamond Queen and... this BITCH:

This is Ace of Hearts! And Insight joke is actually something I just made up, since I made this guy before I knew anything about Bloodborne! It aged like fucking milk, hahahahaha!! To give you the idea of what I had to do to design the Aces, here are the cards by Kanotynes that Toby was using:

These are the face cards ( x )! If you saw Deltarune's chapter one, you can see how and which designs were used, and which changed.

And this is the only image of all cards I can reliably find ( x ). You can see that number cards were de-personalised and are just various things. So what I did was combining the face card look and find a way to "fuck it up", since Aces learned A LOT of 'Chaos' and not only part of it like Jevil (and now Spamton)! Here are the rest of them:

You can tell, even in healthy forms, they'd still be a bit... 'strange' compared with face cards. Ace of Clubs in healthy form would have only one head and one horn, and his 99 Insight Chaos version has 11 heads each with one peace of their body or face... And Ace of Diamonds would be a snake with 'umbrella' skin, which is nothing like other Diamond suits!

I was the one to insist that we have Aces in the project, conceptualised them, designed them, wrote them lore etc. And Ace of Hearts was my favourite, and also the scariest one. (of course I like the most creepy one -_-) It was also the first situation where I got obsessed with my OWN non-canon stuff... although, technically, they are no longer mine, since I passed the designs and right to write and use to the owner completely. Maybe it is to the better, as I moved closer towards enjoying my own content more!

(Idle sprites I've made back then!)

___________

Thank you for listening and giving me nostalgia, lol xD

[zelena777]

I don't want to be like her...

Hello again, i really had bad day today after i used the bath. I cried because of this artist who made me cry. It's xTenPiYeX/Zer0finix. She made more nsfw stuff about Shadow and her oc Elina the blonde hedgehog.Oh wait, i have any facts about me and more.

So... About me:

I'm russian woman were i was born in Russia. First i started draw my favourite ship Mettangela and Spangela (which means Mettaton x Angela or Spamton x Angela). But sometimes, some stupid artist made me cry and scream when Mettaton was a feminine gay with Papyrus. They shipping Papyton every years and using female gender on Mettaton because they wanted more sin and more dirty love for him. It's disgusting for changing Mettaton's normal gender. He was supposed to be a male robot, not a ugly bratty woman with big breasts in a blue dress. I love Mettaton and Spamton, they're so beautiful robots that they exist in this game. Unfortunately, they're enemies because they look similar with his sussy mood. Exept for another simps who shipped Mettaton with Rouxls Kaard and Spamton g Spamton. Those NSFW artists are disgusting as hell. I prefer first to draw The Mettangela files and The dialtone catalogue big shot incident when i free on any days. I really didn't meant to be mad at them but Papyton, Mettapants, Mettasans, Mettacest, MettaKaard and MettaSpamton or Spamatton disgusted and made me cry with my heartbroken. I only wanted to ship him with my own character Angela. Angela is a purple Cybraen Stickfigure, and she was cried every time when she was scared and alone. Don't worry, i can't make my comics when I'll be free someday.

About xTenPiYeX (Zer0finix):

First, Zer0finix made her sonic character Elina the blonde hedgehog and shipped Shadlina. Then she made NSFW posts of Elina and Shadow on Twitter/X and Discord, at 2022 she begin to draw her oc the same as Radi (Honoi's character), Dira is Radi's twin sister, she had a crush on Void after the first mod of Radi. Zer0finix was xTenPiYeX in 2 years ago for making Friday night funkin VS Radi mod for everyone, but unfortunately, xTenPiYeX used her old name back to Zer0finix. At 2023 she was caught on YouTube when everyone made the drama about her and then xTenPiYeX/Zer0finix was gone forever.

And About Radi:

Radi was created by xTenPiYeX/Zer0finix at September 2022, he's the most beautiful stickman in the Muzix universe, when I looked up at his beautiful eyes, i blushed so hard.... And i started to draw as (@UKY_YR) style. When some bad person forced me not shipping Radi with Sally, i cried after i traced their pictures that they made me sick with Void and Radi's fangirls on twitter and Pinterest. I really didn't meant to disappoint everyone, but this bad person who shipped Radi and Cantarella, she made me cry more. And i decided to break up with Deviantart until the torture never ends.Btw, if you see the screenshot of Elina on Pinterest behind me, the toxic comments are here.What if i post more about my own character Sally and everyone will say bad things about me the same as with Zer0finix? No, I don't want to... I swear i really don't want to be like Zer0finix, i just want to be happy with my best ship Radally that i made for myself, not for everyone!And everyone and all the people hates Elina the blonde hedgehog because she has done more horrible things for drawing NSFW of her. So yeah, Zer0finix more like Ped0finix.

Please don't let them report me, and be sure that I'll be safe, it's too much hate and torture... I don't want to see those toxic words who hates Radi x Sally on Deviantart and Pinterest. Tomorrow I'll release the comic about Radi and Sally were he comforts her after she had a nightmare, and then I'll break up with Deviantart. I love you all, and no more toxic hate about my own characters.

[xccx-cringecorner]

✩ LIKED MEDIA

🎞️ | SHOWS / MOVIES

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ♡ | Pinkie Pie | Princess Luna | Discord | Autumn Blaze

The Walking Dead ♡ | Daryl Dixon | Negan | Dwight

Arcane ♡ | Viktor | Jinx | Silco

Total Drama ♡ | Noah | Mike | Mal | Vito | Svetlana | Manitoba | Scott | Cody | Gwen | Chris McLean (x Chef)

Death Note ♡ | Mello | Matt | L | Near

She-Ra and The Princesses of Power ♡ | Scorpia | Catra | Double Trouble | Shadow Weaver | Wrong Hordak | Scorpia x Catra

Beastars ♡ | Legoshi | Louis | Legoshi x Louis

Breaking Bad | Better Call Saul ♡ | Jesse Pinkman | Gustavo Fring | Badger | Saul Goodman | Nacho Varga | Lalo Salamanca | Kim Wexler | Mike Erhmantraut

Scream ♡ | Billy Loomis

Good Omens ♡ | Crowley | Crowley x Aziraphale

Star vs The Forces of Evil ♡ | Star Butterfly | Marco Diaz | Star x Marco | Marco x Tom

Inside Job ♡ | Andre Lee | Raegan Ridley

Centaurworld ♡ | The Nowhere King | Zulius

🎮 | GAMES

The Walking Dead (Telltale) ♡ | Clementine | Violet | Kenny

Detroit: Become Human ♡ | Connor | Ralph

Sally Face ♡ | Sal Fisher | Larry Johnson

Undertale ♡ | Asriel | Mettaton

Deltarune ♡ | Susie | Rouxls Kaard | Queen

Overwatch ♡ | Junkrat

Five Nights at Freddy's ♡ | Foxy | Mangle | Springtrap

📀 | OTHER

Kuroshitsuji

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Danganronpa

Song of Saya

Jurassic Park | Jurassic Park

Pineapple Express

Superbad

Venom

Silent Hill

The Lion King 2

Owl House

IT

Halloween

Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

The Amazing Digital Circus

[echantedtoon]

Mettakaard Week Day 6

Repairs

"How didst thou even manage this?"

His eyes glanced over the many peices of metal scrap, nuts and bolts, and strange tools laid out on the lab table. Most were in odd shapes or colors he didn't recognize and had no intention to actually touch them. Couldn't say the same for the heavy peice of machenry he had to drag all the way to said lab. His lover was lying on a different table pouting and looking miserably at the small lizard monster going through the inside of his legs mechanics and lower back.

"It's not MY fault these things couldn't handle just a little tumble!"

"I didn't build them for slope skeeing!" The yellow lizard shouted at him with narrowed eyes. "I didn't build them to withstand the impact of you falling down a mountain full of snow!" She threw her hands gesturing to the robot. "You couldn't have asked me first?!"

"You built me as a human eradicating machine. How could I NOT be able to do it?"

A metal clang rang out when she hit his leg with a wrench making him give a yelp and give her a annoyed look. "I DID! But THEN I made all those modifications and upgrades for entertainment remember? That means making your body more light instead of heavy duty armor. You bucket of bolts!"

The blue man groaned and face palmed as the two began arguing. This would be a while.

[fallloverfic]

I went overboard (and kinda cheated cause some of these were just a lot smaller to nonexistent when I started posting for them, but are definitely not now), so with the caveat this is only going by Archive of Our Own stats (and also thank you to all the amazing tag wranglers who have wrangled tags that have been the only fic in that pairing/fandom for ages, small fandom authors love you so much):

Blind Men has 15 fics total, mine is the most recent (over a year after posting), and it is the fifth Hunter/Keegan work.

Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon REMIX had 5 fics before I posted the first Alex Taylor/Dolph Laserhawk fic. There are now 213 fics total and 21 Alex/Dolph fics.

It's hard to tell with this fandom because of active fandoms, backdating, and crossovers, but I posted the second fic for Castlevania: Nocturne and Mizrak/Olrox (I know because I went immediately to the tag after watching and I checked it before and after posting mine). There are now 216 fics in the fandom tag and 86 for the pairing. I also posted the second fic for Alucard/Olrox (it's been shifted out of order because another fic either backdated or added the pairing, but one reason I finally put mine up was because the only fic for the pairing at the time was one solely based on the games that predated the show by 8 years). There are now 6 fics for the pairing. I posted the third of the now 12 Olrox/Richter fics.

I created the Dorus/Styxx pairing for the Dark-Hunter Series. I still have the only fic. Dorus isn't an original character (he's a minor acquaintance in the book who meets Styxx twice), but I almost completely retconned his backstory and personality.

I started and was the entirety of the Dear Monster tag for some time (I wrote 3, there are now 4, with one published almost a year after my last fic), and I also published the only Faeryn/Allen fic.

I posted 1 of the 26 Rouxls Kaard/Mettaton fics for Deltarune/Undertale.

I posted the only Ameridan/Kordillus Drakon I fic from Dragon Age: Inquisition. I published the first Lacklon/Roland fic for Dragon Age: Absolution. There are now 19 fics. As I recall it was only like the third or fourth fic at most in the fandom tag at the time, but this is another fandom that's hard to track due to active fandoms, backdating, and crossovers.

Element of Fire has 6 fics. Mine is the most recent and I posted the only Roland Fontainon/Gideon fic. And Roland Fontainon/Falaise, but I don't fully consider that the fic focus so. I think it's also the only one that even includes Roland.

I posted 1 of the 38 Augus Each Uisge/Gwyn ap Nudd fics for Fae Tales - not_poignant. That's 1 out of 15 if you only count fanworks, since all the canon and official AUs are included in the tag. I published both the 2 fanfics for Eran Iliakambar/Mosk Manytrees (the other 4 works are all canon and an official AU). I published the only fanwork for Anika/Terho (the other fic is a canon extra).

I created the crossover pairing Wing/Murata Ugetsu for Hunter X Hunter and Given and have the only fic for it.

I posted the only tagged Clark Kent/Lewis Lane fic for My Adventures with Superman. But I can't believe there isn't something else out there for a character who's technically existed since 1980. There may be one in German and another in English that's tagged for Louis Lane, the 1980 character(s), but they both predate My Adventures with Superman by some years.

I posted 1 of the 11 fics for Brad Boimler/Jack Ransom for Star Trek: Lower Decks.

I posted the most recent 2 of the 4 Van Fanel/Allen Schezar fics for Escaflowne.

I posted the only Lisava Ormevar/Aathis Rohethar fic for The Chronicles of Osreth.

I posted the 2 most recent The Hunt fics, and all 3 fandom fics are for Hendrey/Cash (fic 1, fic 2).

I posted 1 of the 32 Link/Tauro fics. I also went looking back when I posted and at least back then I couldn't find Link/those funky tower mechanical arm tentacles, so maybe I was the first with that? Only two fics pop up when I search for them now.

This is another fandom where it's hard to track things due to active fandoms, backdating, etc., but I recall I published the second Jaskier/Radovid V fic, and maybe the first focused on the Netflix show version (the one prior to that, as I recall, was game and/or book focused). I remember being surprised there still weren't that many when I posted my second one. Pretty sure the pairing was still in the double digits. There are now 326. I published one of the first couple fics for Filavandrel aen Fidhail/Vesemir, and I believe the first or second to specifically focus on their incarnations in The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf. There are now 37 fics.

This isn't a pairing but I somehow published the only fanfic for the Tomb Raider Top Cow comics tag? Similarly, I started the Golden Sparkle by Minta Suzumaru tag.

I published 1 of 32 fics for Anna Valerious/Gabriel Van Helsing for Van Helsing (2004).

I published the third of 5 fics for Dietfried Bougainvillea/Claudia Hodgins from Violet Evergarden. I think the last published before mine (that's currently a WIP) one came out cause I went on a sort of hiatus while posting.

This is another fandom where it's hard to track things due to active fandoms, backdating, etc., but my fic is listed as the 9th for Rand al'Thor/Ishamael. There are now 45.

My Shutendouji/Ryo fic is the seventh and most recent fic for the pairing for Ronin Warriors. When I originally made this post, it was the sixth. I assume someone backdated a fic or retagged it.

I published the second of the now 10 Jin Marito/Tahide Outa fics for a fandom with now 82 works (Bucchigiri?!).

This is another fandom where it's hard to track things due to active fandoms, backdating, etc., but I think I posted one of the first 20 Gongyi Xiao/Zhuzhi-lang fics for The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System. There are now 96. I posted 1 of the 30 Liu Qingge/Zhuzhi-lang fics.

There are 46 works in the Kyuujitsu no Warumono-san webcomic tag and 8 in the anime tag. I think I posted the third Akatsuki Red/Shogun fic (and there are now 13), and the first Rooney/Shogun fic. There are now 3. I've posted the second of the 2 Shogun/Yoiyami Black fics.

I posted fic #4 in the See You My King/The King and Me tag, and the first Xiao Wei/Evtiti fic. There are now 2/3(?) (it's hard to tell because the tag hasn't been wrangled). I also posted the eighth and most recent Mimi/Zhang Li fic. There are 10 fics total.

I posted the first fic for Lang Qianqiu/Xiao Mengyou or Lang Qianqiu/Xiao Shiwei, but I believe the second fic about Xiao Mengyou (the first one didn't name him). There are now 12 fics in the tag.

I posted technically the second fic of the 2 for Peach Blossom Debt. The other fic is just two words that say, "Coming 2024". Mine is the only one for Song Yao/Hengwen Qingjun.

I posted the second most recent of 9 total fics for The Imperial Uncle, and it's the second for Jing Chengjun/Liu Tongyi.

I posted the most recent 2 of still 3 fics for The Deer King, which includes 1 of 2 fics for Hohsalle Yuguraul/Van Gansa, and the only fic for Hohsalle Yuguraul/Makokan.

I posted the still only fic for Joseph Huh/Yongsoo Ahn in a fandom that I think had a lot fewer fics before mine back when I posted it, but it has 55 now. I am using the official English translation spellings. I'm not sure what Ao3 is using.

I posted one of now 9 total fics for Choi Jong-In/Sung Jin-Woo in Solo Leveling.

I posted the second and most recent fic for Jaehwan/Karlton Javier for The World After the Fall. The fandom tag has 31 fics now.

I've posted 2 of the 15 fics for Anubis/Khnum in ENNEAD (fic 1, fic 2).

I've posted apparently the second of 3 works tagged for Lee Hakhyun/Yoo Joonghyuk for Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint.

I've posted the second of two fics for Chronos/Zagreus in the Hades fandom. I've posted the only Heracles/Icarus fic. I posted the first of now 10 total Odysseus/Moros fics.

For Blood of Zeus, I've posted the latest of 5 fics for Apollo/Seraphim. I posted the last two Seraphim/Heron fics in the 10 fic tag (fic 1, fic 2).

Not a ship, but I posted the first Mithrun & Milsiril fic for Delicious in Dungeon.

I'm currently writing a series of non-existent ships in the Ayashi no Ceres tag. Thus far I've posted one for Alec/Ryurik and another for Alec/Kagami. I have five others planned, all for unique ships that have zero fics. The only m/m fic in the fandom tag is only tagged for characters from another series.

I've written two of the 12 Lawrence Bluewer/Edgar Redmond fics for Kuroshitsuji (fic 1, fic 2).

For The Sea Beast (2022), I wrote one of the five Jacob Holland/Original Character fics, and the only tagged Jacob Holland/The Surgeon fics.

For BoJack Horseman, I've written one of the 69 BoJack Horseman/Mr. Peanutbutter fics.

For Bridgerton, I've written the only Anthony Bridgerton/Lord Lumley fic.

For Epic: The Musical, I wrote one of now seven Eurylochus/Odysseus fics.

For Dark Rise, I've written one of 46 Anharion/Sarcean fics.

Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

[rojiparadaiso]

more mettakaard because people like the other one

[vhscore]

Okay here me out for a sec

Sleep: Mettaton x Papyrus

Woke: Mettaton x Rouxls Kaard

[anpannkko]

I’m sorry David Bowie who

(Mettakard fusion)