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I’m sorry to be so disgusting on main but I need to Speak. They are literally in a Honda Odyssey, there is so much potential for horny, foul, kinky actions and none of you are reaching for that low hanging fruit (😊)?? The fanfiction is not foul enough. Also, where is the blood? The main ingredient ? Of the Honda Odyssey? Ok I’ll stop being coy, I want seatbelt bondage dammit.

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A note from my personal insta, I love all you trans folks no matter how visible.

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I’m so damn proud of mark.

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Goddamit … do I have to write this fanfic ..I haven’t written anything in years BUT NOBODY CAN FIND ANY GOOD FICS!! Truly a cosmic crime.

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I haven’t got a good grip on how this place feels about misty but truly SHES COMPLEX ok???? She was a weird girl to begin with, then she was traumatized so like ! Ofc she’s a lil weird !!! She had no chance !!! I WILL DEFEND HER TILL MY DYING BREATH.

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I’ve been thinking. Connecting. Pondering.

I think the main characters names, Lucy and Norman are references to shows from the 60’s! Lucy is obviously I love Lucy and Norman from psycho! Possibly hinting at Hank’s true age… ?

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edge of sleep was a fantastic distraction after *SPOILER* *SPOILER* Percy’s death. Ik they’re not permanently killing him off but like WHY ARE U DOING THIS TO ME ?!?!? I am ROOTING for perchalia

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I love insane woman, GO ASHLEE GO!!! JAM THAT V INTO UR VEINS U CRAZY BALD BITCH <33

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Although I will forever hate David Jenkins for what he did to ofmd, I’m so tearfully happy to see the internet hasn’t forgotten con o Neil, I LOVE THAT HORNY OLD MAN.

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I want to kiss the whole damn cast

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Feeling like the walls are coming down on me. Pumpkin spice and Pygmy love songs don’t feel the same. It reminds me of your descent, the last three months I’d ever see you again. I’m trying to be strong, as you asked, but it’s an impossible task without your warmth. Your paintings don’t smile at me anymore, salems lot became bearable and I might have even never known you at all. Nothings the same now. I miss you more than you know, with each day.

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I just think the whole cast is so sexy. Paradox and Cassandra are underrated as HELLLL. I truly love when things are made so purely for the bisexual gaze.

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*PAUSE*

Big kinda got that shit on tho :3

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hi! if you don't mind, could i ask what david jenkins did to ofmd that was so bad?

i'm not really involved in the fandom so i don't keep up with what goes on, but i just saw one of your posts (in the con o'neil tag) about how you'll forever hate him and i'm interested in what he did. /srs

Hello friend, first of all thank you. I’m frothing at the mouth at this attention, I can’t lie. Second of all it’s entirely a personal opinion, he’s not a bad guy I just really do not like the writing for the second season of ofmd. That’s a whole other thing that I won’t vomit onto you rn, cuz it will be an essay. Otherwise there are some rumors that Ivan’s actor got kicked off the show because he was openly speaking about Palestine and taika waititi/ other higher ups are pro Israel. I have never heard David Jenkins name come up with this stuff but he is the creator/ director so, take that was you will. HAVE A GOOD DAY <3

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My main gripe w the last episode is the fact that Ed was literally smashed in the head w a canon ball and lived, auntie was BOMBED and lived, Anne Bonny was poisoned and lived, and that’s just this season alone. Season 1 stede was stabbed twice in the same spot and lived, shit! Even Izzy himself has been shot twice, had his leg amputated w only 1700s medical knowledge and lived but no, one ONE shot to the stomach and he’s out. Not to fucking mention that he was loving life and where it was going for him, having a family but as soon as he’s shot he’s like ehhhh I’m done. I understand 100% this is Ed and stedes story but why the fuck did Izzy have to die just to give Ed some *more* motive or whatever. This season was so bad.

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WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING!! WEDDING!!!! GO PETE AND LUCIOUS IM GONNA FUCKING SOB MY EYES OUT AHH!