#metalgreen

[cryptid-kratt-kid]

Recently I've been in love with a metalgreen concept.

What if Martin didn't approve of Chris and Toodles relationship? Not because he's homophobic or anything, but because Tod scares the ever living shit out of him.

I have brainrot over this im never gonna get my wips done 😭😭😭

[metalgreen-metalblue]

I had a dream with them last night

[shinyelectracey]

Toodles can't understand why Chris is flirting with a jaguar

[vazaez]

Toods my favorite menace

[kazzykatt]

in honour of Valentine's Day you'll get to see my awful taste in ships :3c 💖

note: chrizartin is not kcest, they just share Zach. polyamorous relationships doesnt mean everyone dating everyone 👍

[realm-of-our-own]

Ok so I've been OBSESSED with Bluey recently and as a consequence of that a new paracosm has been created.

So, My ships and their kids!

Martin Kratt x Salutations x Lily (an oc I made specifically for this paracosm. The other two are from Wild Kratts):

Shelly- oldest daughter and titular character. Is basically just a smaller female version of Martin.

Bella- youngest daughter and kind of like Bingo but a bit more of a Girlboss if that makes any sense. (Brought over from the wild tales paracosm!)

Metalgreen (Chris Kratt x Toodles from the wild kratts fandom):

Tina- Oldest daughter, 6. Think, Muffin Heeler but even more of a little chaos gremlin.

Trix- youngest son, 2. Think, Socks but slightly more chaotic.

Kokiva (Koki x Aviva from wild kratts):

Kenya- only daughter, autistic.

Rosa and Palm (OCs I made up just to be tiny Ryder's parents. They're lesbians and they love their little family.):

Ryder- Ryder from paw patrol but tiny. Almost like a prequel version of him.

Probably gonna add more soon!

[cryptid-kratt-kid]

Don't mind me just saving this for future metalgreen reference

Domestic OTP Prompts

- Person A falling asleep watching a movie with Person B so B carries A to their bed. Bonus: Person A wakes up in B’s arms but pretends to still be asleep so they can be carried to bed.

- Person A and B going grocery shopping together and Person A ends up holding B up to grab something off the top shelf. 

- Person A and B going to a shelter/pet store and looking carefully at each of the animals trying to decide which one to get. Bonus: They keep pointing out which dog/cat looks like the other person most.

- Person A trying to pay bills while Person B watches them. Person B gets fed up with A looking miserable and frustrated so they drag them away and watch TV together. 

- Person A sleeps in late and wakes up to Person B cooking breakfast in the morning. A walks into the kitchen and just wraps their arms around B while they continue to cook.

- Person B has to get dressed up for a nice event. B is struggling with their tie/dress/suit and can’t get it right. Person A is surprisingly good at fixing it and Person B asks them how they did it.

- Person A leaving Person B little notes all over their house/apartment that say stuff like “Reminder: I love you.” and “Hey, you’re the best!” Person B then responds by leaving sticky notes for Person A around. Bonus: The notes that B leaves say stuff like “Of course I’m the best.” and “I love me too.”

- Person A and B buy their first house together. When they finally start to move in Person B is in shock and just wanders around the house marveling at what they’ve just done.

- Person A makes lunch for both them and Person B. B doesn’t like crusts on their sandwiches so A (even though they don’t really like the crust) eats it for them. 

[cryptid-kratt-kid]

I've been watching a lot of Robert E. Fuller videos recently (He does a lot of stuff about birds of prey and stoats and it's really cool you should check him out on youtube), and watching birds raise their young together (specifically the owls) has given me a lot of ideas for metalgreen lmao

Chris, who's been keeping warm/defending the eggs and chicks all day: Tod, love of my life, If you do not get your ass out right the fuck now and bring us back some food, I will rip YOU into tiny pieces and feed you to the kids!

Toodles, who's come back empty handed the third time that day, mostly because he keeps eating what he catches: But babe, I'm tired!

*Chris gives him the most spine chilling death glare one can imagine.*

Toodles: ...

Toodles, now a little scared for his life: Alright, alright! I'm going!

[metalgreen-metalblue]

did you know some electronic devices stop working when the tempeture its too high?

well… Chris didn’t knew

that was a weird day

[kaythefloppa]

I'm not sure if ppl hate Paisley. More of less they hate the lack of development she gets along with the fact that despite being the newest villain in town, only got 2 solo appearances and 3 cameos.

Can someone explain to me what metalblue/metalgreen is. I feel like an idiot for not knowing 😂

What are your Wild Kratts hot takes/unpopular opinions? I'll go first.

Season 5 was the worst season.

Mystery of the North Pole Penguins was wasted potential.

Although Wild Kratts would be cool if serialized, I don't mind it being episodic as well.

The show's current animation style >>> the pilot's.

Paisley Paver, as she is in the show, is greatly underutilized.

Any other villan >>> Zach

Caviva >>> Maviva

Wild Kratts, Zooboomafo, Kratts Creatures, and BE the Creature are all good in their own right and I don't think they're comparable.

Wild Kratts = Wordgirl: In terms of awesomeness.

[shinyelectracey]

*toodles starts sniffing Chris' neck*

*Chris who was enjoying the comfort of a sofa*: What the fuck are you doing toodles?

Toodles: shut up... what perfume do you use?

Chris: none today... why?

Toodles: so it's your Natural smell...

Chris: what the fuck are you talking about...? You scaring me...

*Toodles with flirty accent*: you smell like the love of my life...

Chris: ...

Chris: can zach bots even smell?

[vazaez]

Toods intentando su confiable ritual de apareamiento xd

[kazzykatt]

Tazzy Toodles?

*Gasp* TAZZY METALGREEN?????

oh god what have you done!! you have doomed us all-

(let's be honest, i think tazzy powers will just make him taller xD) (more doodles under the cut)

hey, did you know tasmanian devils sunbathe? they do and its adorable qwq

oh and a little metalgreen too 💚❤

[alicerbuec-blog]

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[cryptid-kratt-kid]

Just wanted to say that Chapter 2 of "The difference between a Leopard and a Jaguar" is out now! You can read it on my Ao3!