#metalbeard asks

[metalbeardthepirate]

hi there captain! it's great to see you've joined us! have you spoken to any of the others yet? i bet benny will be excited to know you're around!

Ahoy me hand! It always be good to see a friendly face! I be talkin' to many a masterbuilder matey these past weeks, me hearty spaceman Benny, her royal highness Unikitty, even that Rex lad be subject to me yappin'! I also be talkin' to some less savory folks, like that Business scallywag, but I be havin' a splendid time seein' me good mateys! I were quite pleased to see Benny again, it had been a while since our last meetin', so it were a superb surpise to be shootin' the breeze with that spaceman again.

[benny-the-spaceman]

Guess who's here

[4-as-in-a-trenchcoat]

MY AUS✨

Here's a list of all my aus + tiny explanations about them! Might make separate posts for all of them someday idk

1. Dad!Rex au

-Of course, the only au I've been public about so far. If you've seen my other posts about it, you already know what this is about, but if not, it's basically just a child (Theodore) crashing in Undar while Emmet/Rex's still there. Theo helps with trauma, Rex realizes he doesn't want anyone to go through what he went through and as a result, Rex adopts more children. Basically just wholesomeness yesyes

2. Dualistic Sides au (idk)

-In an alternate timeline, Emmet gets saved a year before he becomes Rex. He's still traumatized though, so he's basically just Emmet with PTSD and trust issues. After like, maybe a few months, this version of Emmet, who let's call.. Evan, starts to get really depressed and misses being his past self, so he decided the only logical thing to do is to travel back in time to before he crashed in Undar. But of course, our Rex also still has that idea, so now it's basically just an 'angel and devil on your shoulder' situation as both Rex and Evan try to guide Emmet in their own plans respectively. Evan genuinely wants to help, but Rex just wants to manipulate Emmet. (Edit: I just realized that this au is REALLY similar to @thinknamewhat 's Time Rivals au so credits to them! shddhhsh I did not mean to practically copy paste it with just a few tweaks sorry 😭)

3. Undar Explorer au

-Instead of being paralyzed, Emmet can still move in Undar. But with his ship still destroyed, he's forced to survive in Undar all on his own. And instead of Undar being a barren planet, there are just enough life forces that it becomes a challenge. Oh also, his friends eventually crash in Undar as well a few years later, for drama✨ (this au is basically just a copy paste of Della's situation in DuckTales and. yeah 🙂)

4. Switched Situations au (Idk either 😭)

-Instead of Emmet crashing in Undar, this time it's Mayhem, Lucy, Unikitty, Benny, Metalbeard and Batman who crashes. Emmet's the one who manages to get through the Stairgate, but when he doesn't find his friends in the Systar System, he accuses Watevra of kidnapping them, and in turn, Watevra accuses Emmet and the other Apocalypseburgers of kidnapping Mayhem. Angry and devastated, they end up starting a deadly war against each other. And the ones who got stuck in Undar time travel to the past to: stop themselves from crashing, stop Emmet from confronting Watevra, and most importantly, stop the war.

5. Criminal au

-Self explanatory, instead of being masterbuilders who fight for a righteous cause, the masterbuilders are actual criminals who do crime and end up accidentally dragging Emmet into everything (happens during the first movie).

6. Ghost!Emmet au

-After Emmet sacrifices himself in TLM, he doesn't come back to life. He does come back as a ghost though. ..Yeah that's all there is to it, really.

7. The Worst Timeline/Replacement au

-Basically another dead!Emmet but so much worse! So here, Lucy doesn't arrive on time and Rex ends up killing Emmet. Everybody (as in, even the citizens of Apocalypseburg and the Systar System) eventually arrives to see Emmet dead and Lucy in complete despair. Rex explains everything and then just.. fades away because. Emmet's fucking dead. And now everyone's in even more despair. A year passes, and nobody has fully moved on yet, until eventually, it all becomes too much and Lucy and her friends all agree to time travel to the past to kidnap past Emmet, from wayyyyy back before the Duplos invaded, but still after TLM. They essentially gaslight and manipulate Emmet into thinking this was his original timeline. And.. yeah.

8. Lost Memories au

-Emmet just loses his memories after crashing in Undar. ..Actually I'm pretty sure someone already made an au about this, but I'm not sure?? If someone knows if anyone made this au yet, please tell me and I'll remove it here.

9. Mother Knows Best au

-Doris, Emmet's mom, got worried over Emmet's lack of contact, since he always contacts her, even after moving away. She decides to visit Apocalypseburg, only to find Syspocalypstar, and a memorial statue of Emmet, much to her surprise. After she finds Lucy and the others and gets them to explain, she begs them to help her find him. So feeling guilty, they all agree. And.. they do end up finding Emmet. Doris gets angry at Emmet's friends, thinking that if they've just searched more and put more effort in trying to find him, then he wouldn't have to have been so traumatized. She prevents Emmet from seeing them and becomes really overprotective. E.

10. Kids au

-Again, self-explanatory, it's basically just a prequel to TLM and it's the main cast (except Watevra and Mayhem of course) as children. It's literally just an excuse to write fluffy and angsty backstories about them, actually :b

11. Keeper Of The Timelines au

-After Rex back-to-the-future's in the 2nd movie, he becomes some sort of keeper of timelines, having access to the past, present, and future, he kinda subtly tries to keep everything going smoothly. From Emmet meeting Lucy, to him becoming the Special, to him meeting Rex, etc. And even though he knows not to interfere with already existing timelines, he still ensures that no more Emmets get stuck in Undar, or have to go through the same fate as him. Not if he can help it.

Yeah, that's all of them so far! Feel free to ask me questions if you're curious about any of them :)

[ask-the-tlm-deities]

33!

33: What is a question you’ve always wanted to be asked?

☀️ I don't think anyone’s ever asked me what it's like in space so I'd love it if someone asked me that sometime! I love space!

✨️ How much glitter I can use in a single project. Go on, ask. >:3

💠 If I'd like to take a nap.

🪙 If I would rule over Mount Harmony since The Man Upstairs doesn't talk to any of us anymore. Somebody needs to be the leader.

🌾 Bro, keep dreamin'. I want somebody who'll ask me the question...

⚓️ Fer a tale or two!

🌑 I'm already asking it of myself.

🪡 If I would build something with them.

📜 What my records for delivery are.

🛶 You know, I don't think anyone's ever asked me why I agreed to become Bad Cop's ferryman. I think that could be an interesting story to tell.

💀 Anything that isn't some variant of "why did I die?".

[mcondance]

Hobie: I am not gonna sit down and watch a movie with you that was made for the simple reason of advertising

*hour and 35 minutes later*

Hobie:ok so my favorite character was metal beard,the songs in this are catchy as hell they ain’t punk but they catchy

Me: ya know there’s a second Lego movie and a Lego Batman movie right?

Hobie:….hold on a sec I’m making more popcorn

I would force him to watch that movie with me,and the next day he’d probably ask Lego Spider-Man if he’s a master builder

-👾

what u need 2 understand is that i just thought abt it and it's safe to say i was very autistic regarding the lego movie,, i made my uncle take me to see it not once but twice... metal beard is fucking hilarious. my favorite part of lego movie was the batman scenes. "well it's not like a big, dumb spaceship is gonna appear in the sk- OH MY GOD." batman is my fav lego movie character he was so funny. "batman only works with black. and really really dark gray." ALSO THE PART WHERE SHAQ LEGO was like "they not ready for this" and him and some other legos build a fucking basketball launcher, launch the basketball at the enemy ships, only for the fucking basketball to bounce off the ship and lego shaq goes "oh no, they were ready for that" LIKE WHATDJFOIDJfi. also the ghost lego was soooo funny. "the prophecy is true.. because it rhymes." now let me shut the hell up.

[verycorrectlegomovie]

Benny, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Unikitty, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Emmet, pulling out a Pokémon card: I choose you!

Metalbeard: What the fuck are we playing?!

[askthechronoverse]

No one asked you, MetalBeard.

Know what? I'm gonna open a Master Breaking school or a correspondence course or something. Knowing how to break pieces apart is as important as learning how to use those pieces to build.

You're all just afraid of whatcha don't understand!

[sunnydayart]

Imagine metalbeard having different kinds of beards for special occasions….. imagine him going to a blacksmith or smt and asking them to weld him a beard……

[captaincrumbz]

INTRODUCTION

HII!! Im always trying to make new friends, :3 especially those with the same interests as me so if you wanna be friends dont be scared to reach out!!

15 [Oct 16th 2009!!!!] || 🇲🇽🇵🇭🇩🇪🇮🇪 Learning Multiple Languages [Dutch, German, French, Russian, Tagalog]

She/They/He/Nor/Er

[No one has referred to me as She yet 😕]

List of names im currently using:

Benny, Blue/Bloo (Benny Blue Chu), Raymesis, Doom, Arlene, Gumball, Felix, Jubilee, Wendy, Flapjack, Ly, Katy, Amy, Harley, Harvie, Jane

(You could also refer to me as any characters im shifted as.)

my names change a lot, mostly because Im a IRL of some characters.

[I've seen a lot of people being harassed for even mentioning it, please leave me alone if you want to argue about it. [Or just be respectful at least.]

AroFlux, Panromantic, Bisexual, Bigender

Been a fan of Rayman for 8+ Years!!!!!

SelfShipper with quite a few characters but Rayman is the main one. (Every version of him except MAD.) (This also includes Raybox, Sir Rayelot, Splinter Ray, Ect)

Punk, Goth, Rock/Goth/Psychobilly, Juggalo, and Rudy, whos currently getting into Gyaru!!!!!!!!!!

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Im a fictionkin and otherkin! and I have a ridiculous amount of fictionkins, I dont feel like listing all of them so heres a few:

Benny/Benny Blue Chu (TLM) (Really trying to find mediamates ☹️☹️☹️ especially metalbeard and moppy)

Flapjack!!!!! (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Raymesis & Ly (from rayman)

Bullfrog (CLH)

Amy Rose (Certain Versions), Pj Berri (Parappa), Michael Afton (Fnaf.....duh), Moomintroll (Moomin Valley), Jevil (Deltarune), Nutty (HTF), Playtime BBIEAL

Ask for others!!!!!!! And id be happy to share my memories!!

(Fictionkin is believing you were a fictional character in a past life or believe you will be them in your next, fictionhearted is like a connection along with relatablity i guess)

Also im a otherkin, Of a lot of things

Some of my IRLs

Gumball Watterson, Felix the Cat, Orel Puppington + a few others

sometimes i get confused if a character is a irl or fictionkin of mine

looking for media/sourcemates

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FANDOMS IM IN: The Lego Movie, Rayman, CLH, Deadpool and Wolverine, Athf, Smiling friends, Felix The Cat, Impractical Jokers, sonic, tawog, DHMIS, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Current Hyperfixiations: The Lego Movie, Deadpool & Wolverine, Rayman, TAWOG, Spiderman

My favorite ships are:

Concop/ConstructionCop, Bemmet/SpecialSpaceship, Coppernauts, & Specialspacecops

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BYI:

I have crude humor and i cuss somewhat (Definitely not as much as before.) if cussing makes you uncomfortable PLEASE tell me, ill stop when talking to you.

I(f you dont cuss while talking to me (or in general) i will most likely not cuss much around you)

Leave me alone about past drama and those who were involved.

=================================== DNI: Proshippers, Pedophiles, Necrophiles, Zoophiles, stuff like that.

MFs who ship rayman and any of the nymphs and are like "magic doesnt equal biology" 😭😭 (Hes NOT you're self insert stop and go fucking make one)

Homophobes, transphobes, ablelists, racists, ECT.

People who make s/a jokes or say stuff like "Im gonna touch you." ect.... (Or just like, dont say that to me, That makes me uncomfortable.)

People In the tcc.

People who interact with me but STILL support my bitchass annoying ass lieing ex, DONT GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TELL ME SOMETHING, IM NOT STALKING IT OR WHATEVER ELSE ITS ACCUSING ME OF. LEAVE ME ALONE. (I made 2 callout posts THAT ISNT STALKING.)

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Also heres the best post I've ever made ever

AND HERES SOME OF MY AUS

And heres some oc my ocs :3333

[ternfic]

Reboot

Chapter Nine

They finished rebuilding the spacecraft. It still had some of Rex’s signature dark blue and bright green, but mixed in with black, sky blue, and red, it wasn’t immediately recognizable as something of his anymore. He had to admit, the three of them really did work well together; the new ship was sleek, built for speed and stealth. Emmet crawled into one of the passenger seats in the back, and Lucy scooted in next to him, leaving Bad Cop as Rex’s copilot. Which suited him fine, really, Emmet was next to useless and having Lucy sit next to him was… well, he may have decided not to be mad at his old friends anymore, but it was still awkward.

“So do we have a plan for stopping the wedding yet?” Lucy asked.

“…We hadn’t gotten that far,” Emmet admitted.

“Well one way to do it would be to stop construction of the Temple-” Rex started.

“We’re not destroying it, Rex,” Emmet interrupted. “That’s what causes Armomageddon, and we don’t want that.” Lucy gave him a surprised look at how forcefully his words had come out.

“Aw, shit.”

Emmet gave Rex a startled look. “What?”

“We’ve got someone on our tail,” Bad Cop said, taking notice of the ship behind them as well.

“Buckle up!” Rex commanded. Emmet hastened to obey, knowing full well how his counterpart flew, and watched wide-eyed as a black and gold cruiser drew near and started firing on them.

“Who is that?!” the construction worker yelped.

“I saw that ship not too long ago, it landed at the spa and the two people in it talked to the General,” Lucy said, scowling in its direction.

“Mayhem’s two best scouts, Havoc and Discord,” Rex muttered, concentrating on evasive maneuvers. “They must have figured out I’m here, and they do not like me. Thought we’d have a little longer before they found us, though!”

“Anything I can do to help?” Bad Cop asked.

“Yeah get ready to shoot, I’m gonna try to get you lined up-”

Lucy could only stare in amazement at the aerobatics Rex put their ship through before finally shooting straight up in such a way even the Systarian ship couldn’t keep up with, and looping back so they were pointed right at it. Bad Cop took the opportunity and fired, managing to shoot off an aileron. The space orb wobbled a bit, but whoever was flying was easily as good a pilot as Rex, and they shot back. Lucy barely had time to gasp out a curse before the shot hit their ship, shattering it and scattering its occupants.

She flew helplessly through space, and realized with no small amount of wonder that she could still breathe. She barely had time to ponder that before the pod popped open to allow a figure in black armor to exit, and they flew straight for her. Unarmed and unable to control her flight path, she had no choice but to submit to capture.

Bad Cop could only lay on the floor in a daze after crashing through the window of one of the party buses. The loud music cut out immediately, and three familiar faces peered down at him with surprise and curiosity. They backed off as he sat up and rubbed at his eyes under his sunglasses.

“Bad Cop!” Unikitty cheered.

“You know this guy?” a Systarian asked, giving him a wary look.

“He’s a friend,” Benny answered, offering a hand to pull him back to his feet. “What are you doing here?”

Bad Cop’s first response was to curse softly before hurrying to repair the damaged window, lest the scouts come looking for him next. He’d just managed to get a glimpse of one of them grabbing Wyldstyle. That taken care of, he turned to his fellow Alterrans. “Looking for you, actually,” he finally answered.

What are the odds we’d crash into the bus they were on? Good Cop piped up.

Luck finally favors us for once, it seems.

“Well ye found us.” Metalbeard eyeballed him curiously. “Almost didn’t recognize ye, matey.”

“That’s rather the point.”

“You’re not hurt, are you?” Unikitty asked, giving him a worried look.

“We’re fine.”

“Why were you looking for us?” Benny pressed.

Bad Cop glanced around. There were maybe four Systarians present, including the driver, and they seemed even less capable of putting up a fight than Emmet. Unikitty let out a cry of shock as he leapt into action and knocked out the three humanoids, grabbing a rope light to tie them up with. “Put that radio down,” he growled at the driver, “and keep driving.” The zebra ducked his head and obeyed without question, and Bad Cop slammed shut the door between the cockpit and the cabin so they wouldn’t be overheard.

“What are you doing?!” Benny demanded.

“Rescuing you,” Bad Cop snapped back. “You’ve been brainwashed.”

“We have not!” Unikitty protested. “Just because we’re enjoying ourselves for the first time in years doesn’t mean we’ve been brainwashed-”

“No?” Bad Cop interrupted. “Cause you sure seemed taken in by the Queen’s song, back at the palace, won over in an instant by the promise of mere stuff.”

“Ye were there?”

“Yeah, we were, along with Emmet and his brother.” The three gave him a blank stare. “…You don’t remember. Of course.” He growled out a sigh and ran his fingers through his hair as he thought, his gaze landing on Benny’s right arm, seemingly restored. An idea came to him. “Ben, take off your glove. No, the other one.” The astronaut gave him a strange look but complied, pulling off his right glove.

“What’s this about?”

“Do you remember how you lost your arm?”

The three of them stared at him as though he’d grown two more heads. “You sure you didn’t hit your head on the way in?” Benny asked in growing concern and held his arm up, wiggling five fingers. “Cause it sure looks like my arm to me.” He fell still when Bad Cop grabbed his bared hand, rubbing his thumb over the back, and slowly started to hyperventilate.

He couldn’t feel the cop’s touch.

“What-”

“What are ye doin’ to him?!” Metalbeard roared.

“Benny! Benny it’s okay, breathe-”

“I’m not doing anything to him,” Bad Cop said, keeping his tone calm and even. “It’s a pretty convincing replacement, but it’s still a prosthetic.”

“My- my arm-” Benny gave Bad Cop a pleading look. “What happened??”

“I need you to try to remember yourself, Ben. Okay? But I’ll start you off- you lost it about two years into our fight against the Duplos.”

Benny took in a shuddering breath, staring down at where their hands were still joined. He still couldn’t feel a thing, no matter how hard he tried to imagine it. He focused hard, trying to remember. Fighting against the Duplos- that was a good place to start. Slowly it started to come back to him.

“We… we were fighting the Duplos, weren’t we?” Bad Cop nodded. “It was night…”

“That’s right.”

“They caught us by surprise that time. Someone threw a grenade- I got caught in the shrapnel-”

“It sent a sheet of steel right through your arm.”

“And several big pieces of glass elsewhere… I almost didn’t make it.” He closed his eyes, shaking. “How could I have forgotten…”

Unikitty worked her jaw wordlessly for a moment. “We really were brainwashed, weren’t we?” she finally asked. “I forgot, too- you destroyed Cloud Cuckooland.”

“I did.”

“And I still haven’t forgiven you for that.”

“You haven’t.”

“Ye mentioned Emmet- he be the Special, aye?”

Bad Cop nodded, relief washing through him. “That’s right.”

Benny sighed. “The one person in Apocalypseburg that never changed…” He startled. “Wait- he’s here too?!”

Bad Cop managed a smile. “Of course he is, you’re the best friends he’s ever had.”

“And we forgot him!” Unikitty wailed. “I feel so awful now!”

“It was the song, wasn’t it?” Benny realized. “We didn’t start to forget until she started singing- and then at the spa, that really catchy song-”

“Wyldstyle were right,” Metalbeard groaned. “And we were so ready to just write her off as paranoid…”

“But at least now you remember,” Bad Cop said. “Which is good because we’re going to need your help to stop the ceremony.”

“LUCY!!” Emmet screamed, reaching for her even as they were thrown from the ship in opposing directions. Rex had been quick to grab him, then tugged up a sleeve to press a button on his watch. “Rex, what-”

“Give it a second,” his counterpart said. After a minute, Emmet spotted Rex’s spacesuit flying toward them, and nearly panicked when he was released so the suit could wrap around its owner unimpeded. Properly suited up once again Rex grabbed hold of him and pulled him close once more. “Hold on tight.” Emmet nodded and squeezed as hard as he could manage. The suit’s wings flipped out and the jetpack’s thrusters kicked on, and Rex carried him toward the closest planet. It looked like they would be hiding on Suburbia yet again.

Rex touched down gently and finally nudged Emmet into letting go of him. Emmet made sure he had his footing, then bounced. “That was so cool, the thing with the suit! I mean it just went zoom right to you! How’d you figure out how to do that?!”

“I saw it in a movie once,” Rex said.

“You gonna keep it on this time?”

“Yeah,” Rex sighed. “No doubt they already told Mayhem I’m here. The whole system’s gonna be on alert now, no point in trying to hide anymore.” Emmet nodded. “Come on, we gotta figure out another way to the Temple.”

“But Rex, we gotta get Lucy-”

“She’ll probably be taken there anyway. As it is, we don’t have the time to focus on just her anymore. She can look after herself. We gotta stop the ceremony before it seals everyone’s fates.”

Emmet debated remaining stubborn, then deflated with a sigh, and nodded. “You’re right… Hey, you think it’d work if I just marched up there and yelled ‘I object’? That’s supposed to stop a wedding from happening, right?”

Rex chuckled. “Certainly seems to in the movies, but I’m not so sure it’ll work for this.”

“What if we can get to Batman, convince him to say no-”

“He probably won’t be outside the Queen’s company from now on,” Rex mused. “They’re too desperate for this to work to leave him alone to have second thoughts for even a moment.”

Emmet huffed at him. “Sure, just keep shooting down all my suggestions. You just want an excuse to fight, don’t you?”

“Em, I don’t think we’ll have a choice. Especially not now that Lucy and I have both kicked the hornets’ nest.” Emmet folded his arms and sulked for a moment, trying to think of any other ideas that might work, when something- or rather, someone- caught his eye. He dropped his arms and stared. “Emmet? What is it-” He followed the construction worker’s gaze, tilting his head. “…Huh.”

“President Business??”

[emmettbrickowski]

@bennythespaceman1984

Benny abruptly hit his head on the car he was working under, shouting in pain before he slid out in surprise.

"Sorry, repeat that?"

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//Fun little au perhaps.. Benny is a mechanic after tlm2 n works with Metalbeard.. Emmet asked him an out of the blue question have fun with it :3

Emmet gave a slight jump when Benny hit his head. He felt guilty that Benny got hurt because of him. "Are you okay?" He sounded slightly silent, trying to hide his sorrow. Quickly, after that, Emmet shook his head, trying to get back to his question, "Oh, yes! I almost forgot, haha. Do you think you'll be free later? Today is the anniversary of...well, you know...Taco Tuesday, and they're going to shoot off fireworks and all that..." Emmet took a slight pause, hesitating for a second. "And well...I wanted to know if maybe... you would like to accompany me? It's simple, really, I'm just going to help Watevra set off the fireworks and then party a little. It will be fun, I promise."

[metalbeardthepirate]

@bennythespaceman1984

METALBEARD?! You didn't tell me you were on here!!! Since when did you become tech savvy? And WITHOUT me?! My heart is shattered... Just kidding! But you really could've asked me!

Ho! Benny, me heartie! It be good to see yer mug. It were admittedly a difficult task to create this here "blog", but I fought 40 pirates once with me hands tied to me back, I don't be needin' aid fer somethin' like this! Although I'll be keeping ye in mind the next time I be needin' some technical advice lad. What have ye been up to, spaceman?

[benny-the-spaceman]

DO YOU HAVE ANY LEGO MOVIE 1&2 CHARACTER HEADCANONS!?

HI ANON. YES. YES I DO.

A LOT ACTUALLY. I'll leave it the characters I do the most with for now BUT YES ANON I HAVE MANY HEADCANONS

Emmet:

Wasian (specifically japanese and white [totes not projecting])

Everything he likes is the most average response possible (basically canon) and people do use this constantly. If you want to know the most basic, agreeable sandwich to buy for someone you don't know, ask Emmet.

After TLM2, Emmet takes up gardening as a hobby. Of course he always had planty, but now he has an entire front garden. His favorite flowers are sunflowers and daisies.

Emmet is a surprisingly good singer! He doesn't sing much unless someone asks him too though. He was definitely in choir during high school.

Speaking of high school, Emmet was on the wrestling team. He never medalled or anything, but he was there.

Emmet has tried to learn other languages. That's the end of that conversation. He's monolingual.

The type of guy to make the most awkward jokes. Not in a weird way, just in an unfunny way. He tells those rly boring jokes that u at most half chuckle at but otherwise u just kinda stand there awkwardly and the conversation falls flat.

This isn't to say he *isn't* funny, he's just not funny when it comes to jokes. When he's just naturally speaking he's very entertaining to have conversations with.

Emmet is the master of pointless small talk.

Emmet's favorite food is waffles with whip cream and strawberries!

He secretly doesn't have his ACI certification but still handles concrete anyway. Tsk tsk

He's been in charge of a lot of reconstruction efforts after armamageddeon, really putting that construction background to use.

Emmet is wicked good at monopoly and uno but no one knows why.

He's tall and buff. this man is like pushing 6'7" and is jacked, that's hidden under a bit of chub though.

Emmet is a heavyweight drinker. No one knows why this is either. He can keep going for ages and he'll still act completely sober. Doesn't really like drinking though.

Benny:

Vietnamese

Youngest sibling haha, point and laugh

Not young though, this guy is like in his 50's

I am a firm believer in non-conventionally attractive Benny. Hair's a tangled mess, horrible fashion sense, you name it. Also he smells bad. No one has or probably will dissuade me from this. Sorry to mars specifically

Often spends days at a time working on projects, often with little to no sleep. When he focuses he *focuses*. This ties back to the previous statement about him.

Absolutely stacked education. Phd in aerospace engineering and a certified welder, mahcinist, pilot, and avionic technician. He does it all.

He may be smart but he is not a good cook. If he serves you glop do not eat it you will get the worst food poisoning of your life, Lord knows how he survives.

Has a pet miniature automated mirror cart named Castor. This is how he gets food and drink during his several day work periods.

Metalbeard is his best friend! They have Tuesday draft reviewing sessions where they show their latest ideas and critique each other. Despite the major differences in what they do, these critique sessions help both of them improve.

They also have tea parties with Unikitty. Unikitty tends to convince Metalbeard to participate in shenanigans and Metalbeard tends to force Benny into those same shenanigans. When those 3 are together it's an omen.

Metalbeard:

He's my favorite. The URL wouldn't make you think so but he is.

Wicked good dancer. The robotic body does not hinder his ability to do a fun little jig.

Metalbeard has had 3 ships, his parent's old ship, the first ship he built himself, and the sea cow.

He's stubborn as a mule. Once his head is set on something you will not convince him out of it.

Does not have any official education. He's a 15th century pirate for crying out loud.

Swears...Surprisingly little? He's a pirate so you'd expect him to have a pretty bad sailor mouth but no. He's pretty tame in that regard.

His favorite food is pineapple

Not a big risk-taker. Firm believer of calculated decision making. I mean it's in the rules of the sea: Always abandon a lost cause. He isn't looking for fights all willy nilly.

Old as shit. I covered it in my thread on Metalbeard's ship but based on the age of it he's several centuries old.

Unlike Benny, Metalbeard is quite good with and also quite likes newer technology. His 15th century currack has a steampipe coming out of it for a reason.

Knows Spanish and Portuguese.

When he was younger, he used to go fishing with his parents very often. He doesn't get to go as much now, but he tries to go fishing with them at least a couple times a year.

The one thing he misses the most about having his limbs is swimming. His present-day body being made of wood and metal doesn't it make it very amicable to swimming. He'd kill to paddle around in the ocean again.

Unikitty:

Incredibly mischievous. Has a habit of roping people into little pranks or games.

Eats mostly sugar

Misses her homeland often. She doesn't talk about it much, but she wishes constantly to have Cloud Cuckooland back. As much as she tries not to hold it against GCBC and Lord Business, she does.

Surprisingly strong. She can lift Metalbeard in his full robotic body like it's nothing.

Impromptu cuddles are her jam. If Unikitty is rushing towards you, it's a 50/50 shot of whether if she wants a hug or if she wants to tackle you like a linebacker.

Has a diary that she does not let anyone touch. Except Wyldstyle.

Her, Wyldstyle, and Mayhem have girls nights where they mostly just hang out build stuff together. They more or less are used for talking about their feelings, Wyldstyle started them after she realized none of them had particularly good outlets for their emotions.

Unikitty's tail is edible.

Sometimes Unikitty will glow if she's having a good day.

Unikitty can speak every language. She was just born that way.

Sometimes Unikitty feels as if people don't take her seriously, mostly on account of being a cat. This does bug her a lot but she tries not to let it get to her.

Unikitty's favorite thing to do is make people happy (:

She gives Benny haircare tips constantly and he ignores most of them much to her dismay.

Business:

Mr. Money Launderer

Wears really stupid graphic t-shirts with dad or golfing or fishing jokes on them.

His first name is Jolly! (I stole this one from superpeeboy, lol)

Cares A LOT about his appearance and is very meticulous. Wakes up at least an hour early to get ready.

OCD king. He really should do ERP therapy but he won't because there's absolutely nothing wrong with him how could you dare imply that.

Cheats at golf.

Gets all of his clothes ironed and drycleaned.

Absolutely not gay. Never. He'd never be gay. He doesn't know what you're talking about. He's normal. Not to say being gay isn't normal but he's not that. Totally. 100%. He isn't in denial

Does the white mom thing when they go to a restaurant and are like yknow what? I'm gonna be *bad* today.

Says he's 50 years young (I also stole this from superpeeboy)

Picky ass eater. Doesn't like spice and also really likes how mayo tastes but don't put too much mayo and his sandwich shouldn't have too much bread and why is the steak cooked so little and why does the meal have flavor but also why doesn't the meal have flavor.

Also here's some other posts of mine related to hcs I have. I really like. making headcanons.

How Masterbuilders Draft

Emmet Construction Certifications

One of My Favorite Post Chains Ever Please Look at All the Reblogs on This

Metalbeard's Ship

Emmet's Internal Clock

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[4-as-in-a-trenchcoat]

I have no idea what to post so have a bunch of incorrect quotes instead :D

Rex: What?! It wasn’t me!

Lucy: Dammit, Rex!

Lucy: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Unikitty!

Unikitty: Not me either.

Lucy: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Emmet: *whistles*

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Unikitty: Why is Rex so sad?

Unikitty: And...?

Lucy: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Rex: He got Emmet.

Rex: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

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Emmet: *Screams*

Unikitty: Should we do something?!

Lucy, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Unikitty: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Batman: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Lucy: Not if they consent to it.

Emmet: YES?!?

Lucy, banging on the door: Emmet! Open up!

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Mayhem: No, she meant-

Emmet: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Rex: Let him finish.

Lucy in TLM, about Emmet: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

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Batman: New or used?

Metalbeard: Are we stealing them?

Lucy: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Emmet and Rex, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

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Emmet: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Benny: Our turn, Metalbeard! One, two, three- vanilla!

Metalbeard, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Emmet: I’ll call

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Batman: Lucy isn’t answering her phone

Batman: The others and I have all tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Lucy: Hello?

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Emmet: Lucy, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Lucy: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Emmet: Okay, I love you too, I’ll just ask Unikitty.

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Lucy: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rex?

Rex: …No.

Emmet: I do!

Lucy: I know, Emmet.

Emmet: I’m sad!

Lucy: I know, Emmet.

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And also, happy 10th and 5th anniversary to the TLM movies respectively!!!!!! :DD I didn't really make anything special for these, so sorry about that 🥲

[ask-the-tlm-deities]

Welcome

An ask blog for my Tipping the Scales AU.

The Cast

Light Deities 🌾 Watevra 🗡 Mayhem 🪡 Emmet ✨️ Unikitty ☀️ Benny ⚓️ Metalbeard 💠 Vitruvius

Dark Deities 🪙 Business 📜 Good Cop 💀 Bad Cop 🌑 Lucy 🛶 Balthazar (more Bad Cop's assistant than a deity in his own right)

Rex will not be available for asks. He's too likely to stir up more trouble.

The Rules

Please don't send me NSFW asks. I'm far too aware a lot of you are kids. I'm not and I'm uncomfortable answering such things for minors.

Don't be a jerk. I have no tolerance for antagonistic nonsense so you WILL find yourself blocked.

Please don't ask me to draw responses. I am absolutely incapable of it. I do welcome fanart though if anyone wants to share their interpretation of these characters.

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

Hello !

Questions 6, 7 and 8 (from " oc asks that reveal more than you think ")

6. Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

▫️ Someone we would always take advice from are Mom and Dad. They haven't steered us wrong yet. Maybe Benny and Emmet too, even if their advice doesn't suit our needs we know they mean well.

▪️ We wouldn't ever take advice from Batman. Not likely from Business either. Maybe not from Metalbeard, we don't really know him yet but he does have a reputation for telling stories...

7. Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

(🔸️ Good Cop: friendly, chatty, devious. Bad Cop: gruff, loyal, kind.)

▫️ Hmm... I'd have to say friendly, competent, and maybe just a bit silly.

▪️ Guilty, violent, and grumpy.

▫️ Oh don't be so hard on yourself... You're honestly such a teddy bear.

8. Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

▪️ A mix of both, honestly. I like a good challenge though so the satisfaction of solving them is worth the frustration.