#meta short metatron also known as dickwad

[beebopboom]

ASAP

Quick! You need to make a very important decision on the spot! Not that you have an actual choice!

We have been saying for months that Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death was a parallel for the “offer” Metatron gave to Aziraphale

He even parallels the shops mural when handing Aziraphale the coffee (Interesting that it is death handing it over isn’t it?)

and the shop takes it even one step further! (there are probably more than one - i’m just saying this one)

The Metatron says some interesting things for the time he is giving Aziraphale to tell him his answer

Before he goes to talk to Crowley -

“Well you don’t have to answer immediately, take all the time you need.”

No rush, right?

All the time in the world apparently.

Interesting that it is verbally answering instead of “you don’t have to decide immediately.”

“Right. Ready to Start?”

Except he says that when he walks back into the bookshop.

There was no time for Aziraphale to truly make that decision - it was already decided for him

Metatron was just waiting for the verbal confirmation from Aziraphale, after getting Crowley out of the way

and he needed it asap so he gave it the fastest route possible - there are plans certainly afoot.

6 asap’s that I could find in the shop - I think they might be trying to hint at something, just maybe?

So much rush this season so it was weird to hear,

“Take all the time you need”

Just another manipulation tactic from the Metatron exposed by the coffee shop. Welp.

Also little off topic but I think it’s really interesting that during the whole “Do people ever ask for Death” conversation, when Nina answers that no no one ever does she is facing/staring at a wall that just says “Give me Death”