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[r0d30-brqt]

LETTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OUGH

hes my lovely oc who im tossing like a salad he was born to suffer /sexy

[kitsun369]

[limbcom]

créme de la créme aftermath...

i refuse to believe that either one of them would leave each other after winning. they're friends, the winner would soo pull the other so they'd hold hands and stand atop the 1st place podium together. like

it's real it's canon trust me i'm pure vanilla's hat

[thatsbelievable]

[lovesickletters]

💜𝒮𝒽𝒶𝒹ℴ𝓌 ℳ𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒞ℴℴ𝓀𝒾ℯ | ℒℴ𝓋ℯ𝓈𝒾𝒸𝓀 ℒℯ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇💜

The long awaited next installment in the series is here! Thank you for the wait, and enjoy my loves 💜

(Item Description: A familiar blue seal in the iconography of an eye, that stares at you, unblinking. The letter itself is decorated similarly, with shimmering, shifting blue eyes against the black paper backing that you’re not entirely sure aren’t blinking at you out of the corner of your eye.)

Heeeey~! Welcome back! I see you’ve been waiting around for this one, what has it been, a year since the last one? Witches, you must be desperate! Well lucky you, your ever gracious puppet master is here to indulge you~ there’s no better way to kick things off (and end with) than with me, right sweetiepiedearestloveofmylife? (Revelations and all that mess~)

What, I hope you’re not thinking of reading any of those other lowlife cookies’s pathetic wittle wove poems? I mean, HELLOOO?? Why spend your precious time with those losers when you could be spending it with me? Seriously, while I can admire your dedication, your dedication is BOOORING. Stop wasting energy on those dullards, least of all that TRAITOR, Pure Vanilla, when I’m right here!

And speaking of whom, don’t you DARE show him this letter, or I’ll need to have a veeery friendly chat with the both of you, one. on. one! Got that? Yes? I’m so glad we could come to an understanding! Well, I’ll be seeing you around VERY soon~ byyye for now!

Omnisciently,

Your puppeteer, Shadow Milk Cookie

[methrattlesnake]

[revvethasmythh]

"I reached out a lot." "I know." "But you still got me through."

[egophiliac]

Do you still play cookie run?

I do! I kind of pulled away from the fandom a while ago, but I still play it regularly (gotta do the guild runs!) and really enjoy it. :> I love...Abyss Monarch...

I've tried some of the spinoffs, but I'm not really into kingdom-building or match-3 games, so Ovenbreak is the only one I've really kept up with. can't wait to see Ananas and Pitaya have a big kaiju slapfight tomorrow! FRUIT SIBLINGS SMACKDOWN YEAH

[lonelysa1lor]

"the power of friendship" but 'friendship' is what PV calls a hammer

[patrothestupid]

🫴🍪🍪🍪

cooki

[kitsun369]

[sealbee101]

…uhhmmhghh…hey gusy hey……there’s this game called cookie run kingdom its soo cool guys……it’s really really swag guys it has cookies runniing

[mic-check-stims]

The the cheat

X-X-X X-X X-X-X

[claypigeonpottery]

the postal strike is over, so I can begin to ship pottery again!

if you have an order that needs shipping, I will contact you either today or tomorrow.

unfortunately the postal workers were ordered back to work, which… just essentially made the strike useless. and really, it seems like Canada Post was just holding out for that to happen. they knew the strike would be ended for them so they didn’t have to change anything 😑

it’s a very conflicting feeling. I get to have my ability to ship parcels/make money back, but I’m so disappointed that the union didn’t get a better deal

[shybasementkid]

someone should tell the beasts that what they feel is called hating yourself. someone should tell they beasts that you can't lie to others to be happy. you can't just stop caring enough to be happy. you can't cause enough destruction to be happy. you can't laze your way through life to be happy. you can't isolate yourself enough to be happy.

you can't self-destruct yourself to the point of genuinely being happy.

even if the world is a cesspool of deceit. even if you don't matter in the grand scheme of things. even if nothing around you lasts forever. even if joy had seemed inevitably lazy. even if you've been seen as being able to take anything.

even if all of the bad you think about the world is true, hurting yourself and everyone around you isn't helping it. there's always hope. there's always a light at the end of the tunnel. you will be okay.

or you can tell them to stop killing people idk that seems cool too

[gblahlife]

Fortunes. March 2025.