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[pesterloglog]

Porrim Maryam, Meenah Peixes

Act 6, page 5398

PORRIM: Let's stay in to+uch, Kanaya. Co+me lo+o+king fo+r me in yo+ur dreams any time yo+u like.

PORRIM: And be sure no+t to+ let that o+ne to+o+ far o+ut o+f yo+ur sight.

MEENAH: scrod dammit

MEENAH: kids got no respect for royalty these days and i about haddock up to here

PORRIM: Please. Yo+u aren't even mad. Yo+u just wanted an excuse to+ use mo+re fish puns.

MEENAH: merrygams stop bein such an astute judge a character

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Not Generally No But I Do So Love The Allure Of Defying Convention

Alright That Makes Sense It Just Looks So Wrong To Me?

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> Karkat: Wake up.

There’s a beeping. Incessant.

Other than that, everything is quiet. Dark. You feel heavy.

Switch by Troll Will Smith is stuck in your head. You don’t want to open your eyes. Do you even have eyes? Probably not. You could stay here forever, just you and the void and Big Will. Just a hop and a clap, et cetera.

There’s a beeping. Incessant.

It starts to get annoying.

You grumble to yourself, thus realizing you have the ability to grumble. It falls on muddy ears. You have ears. External ones, not just for listening to Switch in your head on eternal repeat. They don’t work very well, do they. That’s disappointing.

Who are you, again? You don’t know. You know who Troll Will Smith is. Are you Troll Will Smith? No, dumbass, that’s ridiculous. Troll Will Smith is far too humble to listen to his own music on eternal repeat while he floats heavily through the void.

Maybe you aren’t anybody. That would be okay.

Somehow it feels preferable to the alternative.

There’s a beeping. Incessant.

How long have you been here? Moron. Forever, obviously.

It’s getting tiring. Is it? Are you capable of thought? You’re made of black matter and wet clay, you think. Neither of those things are widely considered very intelligent. You grumble at yourself.

A new noise falls on your muddy ears. It’s a voice. Familiar. You can’t make out what it’s saying. You listen closely in case it repeats. There, through the fog and the void.

“Chimeric,” it says. Oh, that’s you.

Damn it. You don’t want to be that guy. Can you try again?

“Chimeric,” it says again.

If you’re Chimeric, you must have a mouth. You know that Chimeric has a mouth, along with a truly depressing freight of traumas and existential dread. You try to use your mouth to say, “I don’t want to open my eyes.” It comes out more like Iunwanniomff.

“Chimeric, can you hear me?”

You simplify your answer to “Yeah.”

“Can you open your eyes?”

If you’re Chimeric, is that Kanaya? Something feels wrong about it, but that would make sense, right? All your information where Kanaya is concerned is mixed up in uncertainty, but. You should give your eyes a try, for her.

It’s difficult, but it works. The world is bright. You focus with some effort, and your newfound pusher drops. It’s not Kanaya.

No, it’s not Kanaya, because everything is wrong and you are Caederet Chimeric but who are you really if she isn’t there? When you need her? God, everything hurts and there’s no Troll Will Smith playing out here in the Big World.

Mirach smiles down at you, explains that you lost a lot of blood but you’ll be just fine, you shouldn’t try to move around yet. You let your head fall back against the pillow and sigh.

You wish you could go back.

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[pesterloglog]

Meenah Peixes, Kanaya Maryam, Porrim Maryam

Act 6, page 5398

MEENAH: aw snapperfish its popo merrygams and maryam lookalike kid

MEENAH: water you ladies glubbin about over here

KANAYA: Nothing I Was Just Leaving

MEENAH: oh yeah where to

MEENAH: back into your meteor right cause thats where im headed

MEENAH: cant get through the door tho

MEENAH: can i get your password

KANAYA: Pardon Me

KANAYA: No

MEENAH: come on

PORRIM: Meenah, what are yo+u do+ing? Do+n't hassle her fo+r private info+rmatio+n. It's rude.

MEENAH: COM-E OOOOON

MEENAH: im being nice about it

KANAYA: Are You Actually

MEENAH: im fuckin smiling aint i???

KANAYA: Well I Was Going In There Anyway

KANAYA: I Wont Give You My Password But You Can Follow Me I Guess

KANAYA: But You Can Only Remain As Long As Im Escorting You

MEENAH: da fuck

MEENAH: why

KANAYA: Because I Dont Trust You

MEENAH: aw man

MEENAH: but im cool

MEENAH: you should wise the fuck up and start thinking im cool

KANAYA: Youre Right With A Sales Pitch Like That I Would Have To Be An Imbecile Not To Crave Your Company

#Human Sarcasm

MEENAH: what you got against me maryam clone

KANAYA: I Think Youre Probably A Sociopath

KANAYA: Ive Given Enough Of My Time To Such Characters In The Past

MEENAH: you got me all wrong girl

MEENAH: what i gotta do to make you my frond maryam the sequel

KANAYA: My Name Is Kanaya!

MEENAH: aight aight kanaya it is

MEENAH: some day ill come up with a good fish pun way of saying that

MEENAH: thats how you know our shit will be TIG)(T

KANAYA:

MEENAH: just lead the way ill be well behaved and win you over

MEENAH: YOULL S-EA

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I Had An Apron On

But Arent You Supposed To Wear Something Underneath The Apron!

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IS THAT MY GLORIOUS MOIRAIL I SEE ONLINE?

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Digital Hoarding

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