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[framblebee]

Jesus Christ Superstar (Swedish Arena Tour 2014)

hur visar jag min kärlek? allt jag vill är att vara nära

[hineini]

don’t give me shit like that

Someone I had it easy understanding as an uncle during my childhood according to how frequently I saw him has come to receive recognition as my father’s boyfriend since they have many a date watching (obviously American) football at my home. He came in making it known he hoped I will have a merry Christmas tomorrow despite his complete awareness I’m Jewish and thus don’t celebrate Jesus’ birthday, much as I have total respect for anyone who celebrates his appearance on earth millennia ago. 

I obviously gave him polite shit, making it known once more that I’m Jewish and so have different holidays I celebrate and his Christmas sentiments ought to have been directed toward my mother and father who celebrate. His response was to, in effect, attempt to convince me I should-or should want to, choose your analysis-celebrate since, to throw one of his quotes in, Jesus was Jewish and I thus have full right to do so without regard to my Judaism. 

He obviously earned a decent retort of mine through making that sentence audible. Simply respecting someone doesn’t suffice for me to celebrate their appearance on earth; heck I’m uncomfortable celebrating my own birthday, half based off the fact celebrating that date means I’m indirectly celebrating Trump’s too since he’s exactly 42 years older than me and half according to the fact my original birth certificate had somebody else’s name written on it. 

No; Christmas isn’t mine to celebrate any more than any other religious holiday outside my faith is. It’s obviously easy for me to respect other religious holidays and offer appropriate greetings as necessary but I don’t feel right marking sacred times that aren't mine without others’ explicit permission.

Despite his respect for non-Christian faiths, I highly doubt George is about to do anything to celebrate any non-Christian holiday directly or indirectly. To that effect, we share something, may that receive proper respect and recognition. Don’t give me shit due to my failure to do something you think is right and I’m beyond game to return the favour; I couldn’t contemplate imposing celebration of anything of mine, whether small like Chanukah is (despite marketing doing everything it can to make others think otherwise) or enormous such as Pesach and Shavuot are. Then again, maybe that’s linked to the fact mine’s a minority faith and thus taken as queer according to religious heterosexism. I hear people are supposed to want to be straight if they’re gay or bisexual even if, like me, they’re out and proud on that level should any circumstance render coming out as necessary, God help our scandalous behaviour. No, they’ll probably approve, having created us like that.

[resident-bowie-bitch]

aww, thank you for the tag!

nickname: well, idk i have many and none at the same time. i like going by Jay, but people often call me Jas, or Jasi, as it is closer to my birth name. My little sister signed all her presents to me this year as “Eddie’s gf”, so that’s nice. and me and my sisters have a weird thing we do where we just call eachother random men’s names, i often get “greg”, or “jeff”.

height: idk how many feet, but i’m about 170 cm.

last thing i googled: Don Koutornis, aka my acting teacher because i wanted to find out what episodes of Home and Away he was in for my nan because she loves that show.

song stuck in my head: none atm, but currently i’m listening to Love My Way by The Psychedelic Furs

number of followers: 806 (wtf since when?)

amount of sleep: literally no clue. christmas eve i got 3 hours max, and then last night i got home from my aunts at some point and just crashed.

dream job: i wanna be an actor so bad. that’s the profession i’m striving for. hoping to move to LA for it within the next 5 years. but, id also love to be a rockstar, i would kill the shit outta that. i have an amazing stage presence, i feel most myself when performing so :) and i love rock music and the culture around it.

wearing: new socks from christmas, a loony tunes christmas tree and some super comfy bonds undies i got yesterday, and that it because it’s too fucking hot in aus pants.

book/movie that summarises me: oh jesus i have no clue. a movie that feels like it’s on crack?! i feel like Alex’s bisexual panic in RW&RB summed my bi panic up pretty well. my favourite movie is Cars if that helps?

favourite song: Moonage Daydream by David Bowie, hands down the best song ever. dunno why, it just is.

aesthetic: i don’t know. depends on the day. i wear a lot of black though, and heavily accessorise. i dress like Eddie some days (metal), gender neutral gay, the 70’s vibes was a big one for me… I FUCKIN LOVE THE 80’s, so i’d probably say 80’s rockstar is my biggest going out look. but it’s usually just ripped jeans and a band tee.

favourite author: i don’t actually read a lot, so i’m not sure. i’ll say Casy Mcquiston since RW&RB is my fav book.

fun fact: ah… the only thing i asked for christmas this year was carabiners because i want one in every colour so i can match them to my outfits because i hang them with my keys on my belt loops because gay.

i got three :))))))))

i never know who to tag in these things so tag yourselves :))) merry christmas for yesterday lol.

15 questions 15 tags

ty @drowninglnstars for the tag !!

-nickname: red

-height: that's good question

-last thing i googled: ''malevolent transcripts''

-song stuck in head: antibiotics we're wonderful pills but dont ever think we'll cure all your ills and willow by tswift

-# of followers: at least 10

-amount of sleep: usually 4-6 hours (begrudgingly)

-dream job: librarian/historian

-wearing: shirt, grey sweater, black coat

-movie/book that summarizes you: all of them

-fav song: too many, right now probably constellations by the oh hellos! and faroe's theme from malevolent

-aesthetic: changes everyday, but personality wise eldritchcore/oddcore

-fav authors: alice oseman and any romantic author ever

-random fact: i can bend almost all of my joints backwards

not tagging 15 people because that is too many but -> @aroaceupmysleeve @galxgal @gothicwolf125 @arakhnee @lesbian-hannibal @transgenre-music and whoever want to join in :P

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All I want for Christmas is this gay as hell nativity scene

Oh, gay nativity scene! Oh, gay nativity scene! How lovely are thy plastic people.

Gay nativity scenes aren't exactly new, but they are rarely spotted in the suburban wild. So over the weekend, comedian Cameron Esposito posted this photo of her neighbor's "Joseph and Joseph" nativity scene, bringing peace and joy to the place that needs it the most — Twitter.

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I'm sure Joseph and Joseph made such wonderful parents.

Our neighbors’ two Joseph nativity is up & I’m beaming 🎄👬 pic.twitter.com/7OKbFLU7v1

— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) November 24, 2017

Before you get all "two men can't have a baby" on me, remember, Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus. Each scenario is a biological impossibility unless your name is Arnold Schwarzenegger and you're in the movie Junior.

Twitter responded with enthusiasm and a few queer scenarios of their own.

Here's my gaytivity scene with 2 Marys. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/J8itjUCOgr

— Mrs Lady (@Rogue_MrsLady) November 26, 2017

Except now the only woman—who did all the work— has been disenfranchised. Fuckin’ men.

— Bam Bam Funkhouser (@lswash68_laura) November 25, 2017

man the birth of jesus was DEFINITELY a miracle now

— Merry Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) November 25, 2017

Jesus, Marty & Joseph! I ❤️ this!

— Ruben Quesada (@rubenquesada) November 25, 2017

Congratulations to the happy plastic family.

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