#meredith evelyn bauer

[renee-walker]

Jack and Renee! :D

This is for the “If they had a kid” ask, and omg Sady, thanks!

Name: Meredith Evelyn Bauer. She’s a 100% real human being, don’t @ me! (It helps that she for real stars in so many fics @adrenalin211 have written.)

Gender: Female

General Appearance: Strawberry blond, green eyes, freckles everywhere, a relentless look of mischief that won’t quit

Personality: At first glance, she seems a lot like a mini-Renee with lighter hair. However, the truth is that she’s a hilarious mix of her parents’ best (and worst lol) qualities. She’s smart, snarky, stubborn af, empathetic to a fault, highly resistant to authority, fiercely protective of everyone she loves, and lamentably fearless.

Special Talents: Hacking her parents’ phones to send Kim and Teri silly snapchats, getting into fights with Renee over the stupidest shit, tossing out deadpan one-liners that can break the tension in any room, understanding when it’s a great idea to change the subject, keeping Jack 110% wrapped around her pinkie finger, trying to take the blame for stuff even when it’s absolutely 50% Teri’s fault, entertaining Travis on long car rides. Girl has a lot of skills, okay?

Who they like better: This is such a tough question, because the easy answer is Jack. Their relationship is just so drama free overall. But despite the fact Meredith’s similarity to Renee causes them to clash more, she’s the first person to stick up for Renee the minute anyone has a negative word to say about her mother. I’m not kidding. Don’t even try with this child.

Who they take after more: Renee, no question. One of the many reasons Jack struggles to say no to anything on a daily basis.

Personal Head canon: When Renee found out she was pregnant, she instantly worried about how Kim would react to Jack having a daughter younger than his granddaughter. And fair enough, because Jack unquestionably uses this second chance at fatherhood as his own personal crusade to make up for all his perceived (and real) mistakes with Kim. What Renee didn’t anticipate is how much Kim loves this, because she’s a grownass woman who long ago forgave her dad for being imperfect, and she loves her little sister more than life itself. So basically, Meredith’s favorite times in life are any time the entire family is together anywhere, whether it’s at the beach, at the cabin during their winter visits to Tahoe, or just hanging out in Kim’s backyard, the kids swimming while the adults sip margaritas and watch the sun set. However, she also loves it when Jack falls asleep on a raft in the pool, so she can sneak up and tip him over.

Face Claim: Somewhere hidden deep in my email archives, I have a pic of the child Adrienne and I decided was smol Meredith. But I cannot find it to save my life, and nothing else will do lmao.