#mer rants

[hisui-dreamer]

im consuming fanart of the octatrio as usual and this thought just came to me lol

imagine in one of the potion-accident scenarios where the trio somehow get turned into little elvers/fry, mini mers that love curling around your fingers, trying to attach themselves fully to you and be doted on completely, maybe even lightly biting you

they're fooling around coiling and curling when suddenly one of them (or maybe all three) find themselves tied into a knot and they're scrambling around trying to unite themselves and its only making it worse ヘ⁠（⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠ヘ

eventually they turn teary, big sparkly eyes at you, their little arms waving around in your direction🥹

oh what silly little mers💕

[biblicallyinaccuratespoons]

does anyone know any good mer legend fics? i need them. please send me them. angst, fluff, hurt/comfort. anything.

it's 6am and i have gotten hooked by 1 (ONE) piece of fanart.

[local-diavolo-anon]

thinking about some scene from my Prehistoric Mermen AU because i like brainstorming worldbuilding and random stuff

Y/N would probably be asked to send long reports on what they found to be edible for human and what wasn't, how they examined it, how accurate the examination was and how it has been prepared

time traveler scientists always had rations with them and were intructed not to eat anything from the geological era they were sent into because of of risk of food poisoning or straight up eating shit that they can't digest

Y/N had rations as well but those ran out after one week or two since they were not made for stops longer than a few days (again for safety reasons, you have no idea what might be lurking in the shadows of a prehistoric jungle or what illnesses dinosaurs got that never survived until our days)

so once those rations ran out Y/n had to rely on their inboard analyzer to individually separate the chemical components of plants and animals to determine what they could have eaten and what was going to kill them instantly

most of the food they found to be edible was probably sea food, and not because they might particularly enjoy it but rather because going into the forest was not an option and Sun and Moon absolutely bombarding their ass with extra food to make sure their weird land friend didn't starve

(and also because sharing food is a sign of affection among predators; Y/n knows this but things Sun and Moon just see them as a weirdly shaped possible mate, like ostriches do in their era with humans)

Probably all of Y/N reports are a bit chaotic, especially the videos

Some videos that they sent slong with written reports include:

Them screaming maniacally that they managed to find something akin to potatoes and that made them "unstoppable" (they weren't properly potatoes an tastes slightly more sour, but still acceptable)

Extremely out of focus clip of them dancing on the beach with a piece of salt they managed to make by drying sea water

Several harpoon hunting videos where all you can hear is them cursing at some smaller predator stealing their catches constantly

A Few videos of them screamind directly at other creatures like calling 'bitch ass motherfucker' a raptor that showed up, stole their blanket, ripped it to shreds and chased them until they were on top of a tree

first person video of them playing dodgeball in the sea with Sun and Moon using a poor ammonite

First person video of them chasing away a flock of small pterosauruses after the little asses started stealing their food like seagulls

But the reports on their diet always look the funniest because they took the iron as it was hot and beat the shit out of it, so now each video looks like a youtube mukbang; full on table with food displayed in front of them and camera as they describe what everything tastes like

sometimes Sun join them on their improvised table by the beach and snatches a bite because everything smells good, but only Sun because Moon can't stay on land (too big)

Moon however is sometimes visible in the background splashing around in the deeper ocean where he hunts

in a video or two he is probably visible straight out jumping out of the water to snatch pterosauruses fresh out of the air, having hands is a big advantage when your natural competitors only have their mouth

Y/N has many other logs and videos of things they did or accomplished, but some of them were supposed to be about other things and suddently stuff happened

like a video of them trying to fish and see what worked as a bait and what didn't, and then Moon drops a full ass squid by their side (it was later identified as a Tusoteuthis and luckily safe for them to eat)

as a conclusion: Y/N sending back home to their friends and colleagues chaotic videos of them having a blast with their prehistoric reptile friend

Y/n making a log diary of everything they did with Sun and Moon so they can remember them when and if they have/can to go back home

[o-i-w-u]

An ask, you can info dump about any, and all your AUs has appeared.

holy shit look how convenient this ask is wowie omg amazing what a coincidence /silly

anyway i'm gonna use this as a summary post for my au's cus' i can :3

LONG-ISH TEXT UNDERCUT :D

[UNAMED?] Thought and faith

the first au i ever made, not necessarily based off a particular idea, more like a ton of loose ideas i mashed together, its hard to summarize but i can try!

Bloodmoon, or thought is a weapon made by Eclipse to be used as a weapon, he was kept in a cell and left there for a solid few years being left powered on and , until he was found by lunar, or faith. faith started to hang out around thought and they grew attached to eachother, eventually letting him out of his cell. [then a tonnnn of other stuff happens but i don't wanna make this too long lol!]

[UNAMED] mer AU

the second ever au i made, still a hugeee wip!

uhhh funny fish??? they don't have a fully flushed out story yet unfortunately.

[UNAMED] lord bloodmoon AU

one of my more recently made AUs! this one was inspired by this ask

Bloodmoon gets sent to an alternate dimension where the star still exists, and he manages to get his hands on it, he makes his own castle, puts the world into a permanent lunar eclipse, and kills the majority of the animatronics aside from mel and nore (AKA sun and eclipse), which bloodmoon makes into his servants.

this au got a oneshot made of it! go check it out!!!

[UNAMED] lord kc AU

aka the funny bird au /j

my most recent au! inspired by this ask

killcode owns the star and lives in a castle with his three adoptive kids (crimson/bloodmoon, thorns/eclipse, star(s)/lunar), he's working her way through emotions while keeping trying to keep "the star children" (castor and pollux) away from his kids.

[UNAMED] dca docters AU

(not sams realted!!)

instead of running the daycare, sun and moon were made to calm down kids and make hospitals less scary, though that quickly changed when they got the afton virus.

EXTRAS:

character's Pronouns

other's fanart!

[lacroixblood]

I'm gonna get on my sonic shit again with a concept I love to see, and that is:

Every rival of Sonic just absolutely loving Amy.

...

Shadow listening to her rants as they talk over coffee, only to offer the most outrageous advice.

Jet sharing tips and tricks with Amy about gear.

Surge just outright flirting with Amy to annoy Sonic while looking him in the eyes.

Like, just get any rival of Sonic acting super aggressive and not listening to him, only to immediately calm down and get cheery when Amy walks in.

"OH, if that's all then sure."

"But you just said you wouldn't help??!?!"

"Yes but now Amy is asking. That's different"

[mer-turtlez]

So, is Donnie studying the posibility of a multiverse? He seems really interested in that, just saying

"OHH 100% many people don't listen to my rants, aka my brothers, but yess!! Of course I am trying to study the multiverse. I think I have identified a sort of 'base' universe for our branch aswell. What I do find quite interesting though, is that theres some sort of loop, going back to a set time and continuing forward. Though that may be some sort of error, which HA, would be very unlikely."

[naggingatlas]

im sorry. the forgotten one is being remembered

[super-antelope]

Asså det är nånting som ändå är så fking roligt med att folk anklagar Tattoo för att vara plagiat. För hmmm, vilka kan de va som har skrivit låten, hmmmm, KAN de va våra kungar G-son och Jimmy Jansson (svar ja, det är det)???

Jimmy har fan skrivit 33 mellolåtar, och G-son har fan i mig skrivit, och håll i hatten nu:

🥁🥁🥁

99 (!!!!!!!) låtar för mello och eurovision????

👏90👏 fucking 👏9👏

Varav 61 av dem är för Sverige, men övriga är

11 för Spanien

6 för Norge

5 var för Danmark och Finland

3 för Georgien

2 var för Polen och Malta

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1 var för Cypern, Lettland, Rumänien och Belgien

(Källa Wikipedia, jag tänker bara utgå från att de stämmer för tänker inte göra nån mer research än så lol)

Asså ge mannen ett break, klart att han inte kan skriva 99 helt 100% superorginella, never ever heard before ultra hittdängor??? Gubben skulle ju fan vara omänsklig isåfall

”Tattoo låter EXAKT som Winner takes it all” nej det gör den verkligen inte, men även om den gjorde de skulle de fan vara rimligt tbh

[thatweirdocryptid]

So yeah, there are Mer Aus of the Dca with Y/n being a pirate, scuba diver/spelunker, or just some guy/gal, but where are the professional diver Y/ns? because I had an idea from this video:

Y/n is doing this, but something goes wrong, the waves pick up, there is a underwater current and they are pushed out to sea, slowly passing out from lack of air, the last thing they see are two shadowy humaniod figures...

[abba-enthusiast]

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[hisui-dreamer]

i wanted to make jade a fluffy poncho buttt

it looks like he got engulfed in a cloud 😭😭

[sketch-mer-6195]

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AHHHHHHH BELLO!!!!!! I miss you so much and I know that you're not only busy, but our fandom is like night and day lol.

But seeing you here, it was so hard to show you something that was in my wips... but I found my old... and I mean OLD!!!!! Fanfic for Forsaken (I need to repost and bring back the series and finish it. My brother keep snagging me about it lol.

So, here is chapter 15's snippet for you!

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If dwarves traveling through their land wasn’t bad enough, then to see the Lady Sisílla was more than shocking. It didn’t take much to pull her away from the group, much to Thorin’s dismay as Sisílla was guided back to the Woodland kingdom by the young prince, Legolas Greenleaf. As they finally felt the warmth of the sun's rays and the sound of waterfalls with orders from the Elves to continue walking and Khuzdul being mumbled, it wasn’t hard to know that they were going to meet the king. One that Sisílla was polite and respected, but not as highly as Lord Elrond nor Lady Galadriel. Far from it to be exact. But he was going to be their only way to leave so they could continue on with their journey.

[o-i-w-u]

i'm so bad at coming up with names AGH

i both need to name my characters and needa name my AUs ahrvhandj

thought and memory were purely inspired by norse mythology (i think? i was reading a book about mythology at that time), faith came from lunar being the only one showing any faith towards bloodmoon/thought, and wonder [no one knows who they are yet ehrgwje :3] came from the fact that they are curious in nature. but other then that brain empty name wise

sighfhrhshdjej names would make it so much easier to organize my posts, plus i'd be able to make a master post and that would be fun

[sortvaniliekrans]

I just read Pisces Caelestis and MANN am I hooked. I literally love it so damn much it’s unreal. Absolutely love the little gift-trading tradition that the protagonist got with the boys it’s so damn cute!!

I had a blast reading your fic, it’s comforting, angsty, hilarious and not to mention educational?? Hellll I’d like to shake your hand for you are amazing, hope everything is going great with your new apartment and home!

AAAAAA thank you so much

I am but an awkward potato, now very humbled and happy~! Consider this a virtual handshake (or a dorky thumbs up from a respectable distance) XD

[the-chronicles-of-a-bookworm]

i need to rant.

[vpofcookies]

Me when I think of my ocs that I never talk about or draw