#mer mer 🍄

[littlexdeaths]

BOOP WARS.

us currently 😂

[lesbianjackies]

how's my favorite el

pretty good!!! how’s my favorite cherry? <3

[bones4thecats]

What If Their S/O Was The Vice Of Ignihyde?

Type of Writing: #2 - Poll Result Characters: Jade Leech, Floyd Leech, Kalim Al-Asim, and Jamil Viper Name: What If Their S/O Was The Vice Of Ignihyde? Original Poll Link: Here

A/N: I'm dying while writing this🥲

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🍄 He was interested in you from the start of your first year together

🍄 You were just so shy and reserved, it sprouted a new form of entertainment for him, and he'd be lying if he said your reactions to his teasing weren't enjoyable!

🍄 The first time he met you was because of when he needed to grab something for Azul and he walked inside the board-game club's room and found you messing around with Idia and laughing at Azul's concentration face

🍄 His heart fluttered unnaturally and he put on a plastered smile, while internally he was wondering what that feeling was, and he found out fast

🍄 When Jade asked you out, he chuckled as you tried hiding your face within your over-sized jacket

🍄 As you guys aged upon and into your second-year, he would joke around about how you really were made for one another, with you and him being far more extroverted than your housewardens, and how you both were the vices of your opposing dorms

🍄 Jade loves to walk into Ignihyde, prompting your fellow members to hide himself away from the intimidating eel-mer as you just hide yourself away as he carries you away

🍄 He calls you if there is an incident and they need some information on a certain person, and he uses his stance as your boyfriend to his advantage, and he also uses a few secrets that you guys have shared together against you

🍄 He's a pro-blackmailer like you are, and it makes Azul and Idia nervous, just how much do you guys have on them exactly?

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🎭 Floyd, much like Jade, was interested in you from the very beginning of your time at Night Raven College

🎭 He met you because of a deal Azul wanted to propose to you, that being you would lend him some of your assistance with Mostro Lounge's mechanics while he gives you a form discount

🎭 This tweel was the one Azul sent to grab you, while he initially wanted Jade to, the fancy male stated how he needed to grab a few things of mushroom from the science room, claiming it might become a air-infesting poison if not taken out for an hour or so

🎭 So, unfortunately, he ordered Floyd to grab you, in which your future boyfriend giggled and began his peppy trip to Ignihyde, where you lead as the vice-housewarden

🎭 Many did not expect to see you guys hanging around one another afterwards, because of how introverted you were compared to his shameless and outgoing-self

🎭 But, when everyone in the college found out you both were an item, they freaked the hell out, especially Idia

🎭 Your housewarden was not fond of the tweels at all, they freaked him out more than crowded areas, and we all know how much those make him shiver...

🎭 Anyways, Floyd loves to kick down the mirror-gateway to your dorm when he's trying to hide from Azul and his work, and, because he knows his boss is going to go looking in his room, he goes to yours

🎭 And your room is being constantly monitored from cameras, in which you can make a small security system make the men chasing Floyd give up as soon as it comes out

🎭 Loves how cute you are when you blush, it's like a thing for Floyd, he just likes seeing you squeak and hide away as he tries pinching and pocking your tomato-colored cheeks while teases fly out of his mouth

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☀️ Oh my, how much does this guy love you? It's beyond any kind of scale's listing, no matter the size of strength!

☀️ Kalim first met you because one of your fellow Ignihyde students were requested to help with setting up a mechanical device in Scarabia for a party Kalim was throwing

☀️ And, when that member got sick and couldn't leave his dorm, he sent Jamil a text, recommending you to replace him as he heals from his illness

☀️ Seeing you walk through the hot dorm with a heavy jacket on, despite the heat, he got interested and began to hop around you and ask you questions

" So, what's your name? Where are you from? What's it like helping Idia with managing that really cool dorm? Is it super cold in Ignihyde, and is that why you always wear that jacket? What do you want to do after graduation? How did you get to be so pretty-looking? "

☀️ Kalim did make you very nervous at first, but, after a few pep-talks with his good friend, Jamil, he got to understand exactly why you were so hidden with him

☀️ When you guys got together, it was basically the relationship troupe of opposite-attract, or in other words, the sun and the moon dynamic

☀️ Everybody in Scarabia adores watching you hide in your hoodie as Kalim compliments you, and Jamil likes how you're able to teach Kalim some things that even he deems complicated, like the makeup of a computer

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🐍 A reserved man with a reserved S/O, what a great mix

🐍 When you first were announced to be the vice-housewarden of Ignihyde, Jamil literally just though you were going to be as camera-shy as your housewarden was

🐍 When in reality, you were far more reserved and had a larger habit of isolating yourself from larger groups than anything else

🐍 He had to appreciate you after you joined forces with your newest friend, Yuu, and the Octavinelle Trio to help break him out of his overblot at the start of the year

🐍 Your knowledge is something that makes your boyfriend proud of you, he's not any easy person to lose in a conversation, yet, you somehow manage to do it when you bring technology into the mix

🐍 Jamil rarely ever smiles with genuine affection, but, when you start rambling about how amazing something that you made or found was, he found himself suppressing laughs as you glared at the piece of machinery you were working on

🐍 Due to his role as Kalim's overseer, Jamil rarely ever gets a break, but, when you noticed how is eyebags were just as bad as your housewarden's, Idia's, were, you jumped into action

🐍 You had made a small model of robots from a story that Kalim loved as a child, and still loves, into small figurines that he could literally wind up and watch the story go by

🐍 When he walked in and watched as Kalim sat silently and enjoyed the show, you just hugged him and said Kalim would be ready for bed in a few minutes, and you just nudged for him to clean the kitchen with your help before going to rest

🐍 Whenever your housewardens have something to do in a meeting, you both help them carry out their roles, so, you guys may get busy from time-to-time with that, but, you guys always make time for one another

[twistedwonderworm]

Hello worm!!

Can i request perhaps smut AFAB with Jade leech and size kink 🫣

Hi!! Sorry this took so long but here you go! I hope you enjoy it!!!

Little Angelfish (TWST NSFW)

Pairing: Jade Leech x AFAB!reader

Warnings: Size kink, afab terms, fingering, dirty talk, overstimulation, rough sex, creampie, degradation

Word count: 918

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It had always occurred to Jade how much larger he was than most other students at NRC, especially in his mer form. It just never really affected him like it was now. Sure, his size intimidated the other students around him, but he was sure he would still be as intimidating even if he was smaller. It was all in his personality after all. Though, now why was he thinking about his height so much?

This was all because of Y/N of course. They had been dating for a while, and every time they spent time together, Jade was reminded about how small they were. It made him feel… powerful. It made his heart race, but he could never do anything about it. Until tonight, that is.

He wasn’t working at the lounge tonight thankfully so he was able to spend some time with his beloved. They were watching a movie in Y/N’s room so that they’d have less chance of Floyd barging in and disturbing them. Though less chance didn’t mean exactly zero so Jade made sure the door was locked before they started.

Y/N was settled between Jade’s legs, their back leaning against his chest. The laptop was resting on the bed in front of them, but the movie was pretty much forgotten by now. Jade was nipping and kissing Y/N’s neck, careful not to break the skin just yet. One of his hands had slipped into Y/N’s shorts, rubbing them through their underwear.

“You’re so tiny in my arms, angelfish~” The eel purred into his lover’s ear, “You’re so tiny, it would be so easy to just snap you in two~” He could feel Y/N getting wetter through their underwear, and he smirked. “Did that really get you excited~? My, my, angelfish~ you’re such a naughty one aren’t you~?”

Y/N squirmed and whimpered, trying to get more friction from his long fingers, “P-please stop teasing me, J-Jade~” They whined when his free arm wrapped around their waist, stopping their movements. “N-not fair~” They mewled.

“Well I didn’t tell you that you could move, did I~?” his sweetly dangerous voice purred into their ear. His long, talented fingers slipped into their underwear and inside his lover, causing them to mewl out and attempt to rock their hips against his fingers. He chuckled again. “So, what should I do with such a disobedient little Angelfish~? Maybe I should leave you alone in this room in this pathetic state~”

The threat had Y/N’s thighs tightening around Jade’s wrist, making the eel chuckle again, “N-no please don’t leave me alone…”

Jade shrugged, “Or maybe I’ll just give you what you want and break you in half~” He rocked his hips against Y/N, letting them feel the bulge that tented the front of his pants. “Do you want me to do that, little slut~?”

Y/N nodded, begging him to do that. It just made Jade growl in their ear, his voice full of desire as he moved them off his lap and letting them lay on the bed. He carefully removed their underwear, fighting the urge to just tear it off of them. No sense in destroying the garment.

Y/N was so small that he could very easily maneuver them into his lap. He thumbed at their clit with one hand, the other fishing out his cock. Y/N shivered as he rubbed the leaking head through their folds, teasing them even more.

“Are you sure you want this?” He asked, his voice low in their ear.

They nodded, “Yes, I do. P-please fuck me, love~” Jade didn’t need to be asked twice as he placed his hands on their hips and pushing his cock into them. They mewled and gasped, rocking his hips, and he chuckled before gently bouncing them on his lap, his smirk growing bigger every time they moaned loudly. They were so very small that even with them on top, he was still in control. He could just use them as his little toy if he wanted to. However, he kept doing what he was doing, knowing they’d ask him if they wanted him to change anything.

They seemed to enjoy being bounced on his cock like this, as they were lipm against his chest, wanton moans spilling from their pretty, part lips. Jade smirked and turned their head slightly to kiss them deeply. His hips bucked up harder and faster as he pushed his tongue into their mouth, their moans being muffled by the rough kiss. They came undone far quicker than he did, and he smiled as he lifted them off his cock and placed them gently on the bed.

“You’re not done though,” they whined, looking up at him.

The eel smiled down at them and nodded, “You’re right, love. But I’m going to fix that.” He wrapped their legs around his waist and pushed back into his lover again. His pace was even harsher this time as he couldn’t hold himself back, but Y/N didn’t mind. They threw their head back and nearly screamed in ecstasy, their body rocking with their boyfriend’s thrusts. The overstimulation was overwhelming them as Jade leaned over them, caging their body against the bed with his larger one as he nipped lightly at their neck. He didn’t let up on his pace for even a moment as he felt himself getting closer and closer. He finished just as Y/.N came undone once again, the two lovers laying on the bed, panting together as they enjoyed each other’s company.

[sunthyme]

Happy Black History Month!! It's time. For probably my favourite set of designs! However, please please please read about Hestia in specific, I want to make sure I handled her correctly and if not, please let me know and I'll remove her! Tyty so much for liking these, I'm so happy to continue.

Now for...

🪼Octavinelle🪼

First up is

💰Azul Ashengrotto💰

(he/him) Transmasc - Gay Asexual

I really love how he came out omg.

- Firstly, he's Hispanic. Duh. His name is literally Azul, I don't make the rules. I'm thinking Hondurian or Guatemalan and I'd love to hear what you think too.

- Made him plus-sized because GOD we need more body diversity and I think that he would have eventually come to terms that weight is simply a number and that number alone doesn't mean you're healthy or unhealthy, y'know? He exercises and whatnot and is very good at taking care of his body.

- Autistic, his special interest is THE GRIND(tm). His capitalistic ass could rant about business building forever.

- I gave him fins as ears cause I gave all the mer fins for funsies. More for aesthetic than anything else and I figure it's a general trait of most mer (I'll talk about the exceptions later lol)

- I loved how pretty his eyelashes were so I added some teardrops to the ends for some flavour. He still wears glasses, again too lazy lol.

Onto the twins!

🍄Jade Leech🍄

(he/him) - Bi-curious Asexual

- I brought back the og concept earrings and piercings cause I thought they looked neat. I also gave them both earrings for simplicity's sake and because I headcanon that Azul gave them each a pair for their birthday.

- Longer hair because Imma be so fr, if the twins share similar expressions, I can't tell them apart lmaooo 😭😭😭. Also, felt it suited his personality more.

- Had a punk phase and while he outgrew it, he kept the piercings anyways.

- He and Floyd have matching tattoos on their biceps, Floyd's being a shrimp with sunglasses and Jade's being his favourite type of mushroom (hen/chicken of the woods).

- Also, autistic. Who's surprised at this point? Not me. This little guy and his mushrooms. 'Little guy' being like 6'5' lol.

🐋Floyd Leech🐋

(he/she/it) Unlabelled Gender - Pansexual

- He's not actually a fan of piercings but got them because Jade wanted to match.

- She has larger teeth that actually interfere with its speech and got bullied for that when he was younger, meaning all three of the Octotrio were friends kinda by default as the 'weird' kids.

- I think he has bipolar disorder and is ADHD, both are rather obvious from his character in-game.

Onto my ocs,

🎲Hestia Benoit🎲

Third Year - (she/her) Transfem - Sapphic

Okay, first is the topic of the og character. So she draws reference to the Boogeyman from Nightmare Before Christmas which was a very controversial character because Tim Burton sucks. Hate him. I wanted to hopefully reclaim the character, though it isn't necessarily my place and if anyone has a problem with that, absolutely let me know and I will remove her. The original character took heavy inspiration from black culture, specifically New Orleans and I wanted to properly represent that with Hestia. I hope I did her justice and please please please let me know if she is offence in any way. 🩷🩷🩷

- She's the older sister of the triplets and a really good one, caring a ton about them. Her favourite thing to do is spoil her younger siblings.

- She also has crazy good luck and wins any bets she makes. If you play any game of luck with her, she'll win. She's a part of the Boardgame Club and infuriates Azul whenever they play something luck-based.

💍Konane Alohi💍

(they/he/she) Genderfluid - Panromantic Demisexual

- Konane is twisted from Tamatoa from Moana! They're indigenous Hawaiian and I will be researching more into the culture as I render them out more fully.

- I gave them the bioluminiscens that Tamatoa has though I think it would only be visible in low lighting, such as in the Octavinelle dorm.

- LOVES shiny thing, obvi. Vil keeps trying to convince her to join Pomefiore but he's like, "I get paid here and can afford more stuff so pass."

- Gets along great with Cater, they constantly do collabs on their social media.

Onto...

⚓️Josephina Killian⚓️

First Year - (she/they) Demi-girl - Bi-asexual

- Twisted from, you guessed it, Captain Hook!

- I kept as much as I could from the og design and that includes the eyebags, this girlie doesn't sleep. She's only conscious from the 30mg of caffeine she drinks in the morning.

- She and Samantha met at orientation and have been inseparable since, with Sammy always following her around.

And speaking of Samantha,

🦭Samantha Chief🦭

First Year - (she/her) Transfem - Pan-asexual

- Twisted from Smee! I gave her albinism so her hair is also white naturally.

- Because of her albinism, she avoids outdoor activities for the most part. She is part of the Swimming Club (which idk if that even exists but it does now lmao).

- SHE'S A SELKIE OMG. Sorry, same up with that on the spot lol but now she is. Very shy around people because it's her first time on land so the other mer of the dorm kinda look out for her.

That's all for now, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see y'all in part four!! 🩷🩷🩷

[crystallizsch]

Art Masterlist (refer to this post for emoji labels)

non-oc twst fanart

jamil with that one crown that jasmine wore [🐍]

jamil "the royal vizier" [🐍] +✍️

heartslabyul & savanaclaw angst

sitting on the ramshackle couch [♥️♠️]

tfw when i draw jamil’s side bang so inconsistently [🐍]

yuuka carrying malleus [🐉]

"apartment complex? really i find it quite simple" [🐙]

glasses jamil [🐍] (pt 2)

sweet merciful sands [🐍]

tsum jamil [🐍☀️]

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eepy jamil [🐍]

"congratulations you made me laugh" [🐍]

the king of savanaclaw and the king of heartslabyul [🦁🌹]

riddle w/ keyblade large key [🌹]

jamil heart sign [🐍]

jamil luxe couture + boop [🐍]

jamil knife cat [🐍]

troy bolton... [🐍]

kalim gyaru dog pose [☀️]

jamil basketball [🐍]

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blushy jamil [🐍]

silver is so silly [⚔️]

azul masterchef [🐙]

jamil tapis rouge [🐍]

the r tsum cards [🐍♥️] -> pt 2 + pt 3

playful dress jamil & masquerade kalim [🐍☀️] +✍️

mer jamil [🐍]

"why does yuu call you babygirl?" [♥️🐍]

jamil just intensely happy for some reason [🐍]

jamil getting attached to his tsum [🐍]

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that one hand grab twitter meme [🐍]

siren jamil [🐍]

"it's pride month, you know what that means" [🐍☀️]

deuce's platinum groovy... [♠️]

jamil beach volleyball [🐍]

eepy eepy jamil and tsum [🐍]

garden prince riddle [🌹]

tropical wear jamil (+kalim) [🐍☀️]

glimmering soirée jamil [🐍] +✍️ -> (groovy)

good morning jamil [🐍] -> pt 2: hair snakes

sultan kalim [☀️]

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book 7 jamil [🐍]

crying kalim [☀️]

bnnuy riddle [🌹]

jamil doodles [🐍]

lion man blushing [🦁]

more lion man blushing [🦁]

leather jacket leona [🦁]

jamil w/ snake features [🐍]

rapunmil [🐍]

tweels glowstick [🍄🎣]

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grim and jamil body swap [🐍🐈‍⬛] -> pt 2

jamil full hair snakes [🐍] -> pt 2

jameow [🐍] -> pt 2

basketball club in glomas [🐍♥️🎣]

riddle bday [🌹]

riddle heart sign [🌹]

glomas jamil and ruggie [🐍🍩]

riddle doodle [🌹]

ruggie doodle [🍩]

starsending robes trey doodle [♣️]

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che'nya doodle [😺]

azul doodle [🐙]

najma doodle [💮]

malleus doodle [🐉]

sam doodle [🎩]

rook doodle [🏹]

vil doodle [👑]

sebek doodle [⚡]

harveston jamil [🐍]

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ace trappola sleepwear [♥️]

tnbc jamil viper [🐍]

jamil card redraws [🐍]

"good morning. you slept like a log." [🐍]

text post memes [🐍]

another jamil heart sign [🐍]

leona heart sign [🦁]

azul heart sign [🐙]

floyd heart sign [🎣]

jade heart sign [🍄]

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octavinelle heart sign [🐙🍄🎣]

pocky day jamil [🐍]

midnight waltz jamil [🐍]

misc fanart

obey me! [masterlist]

jinx arcane

[nin-twst]

Yu and the Three Mers - Part 2

Part 2 - Jade - Returning to the Mostro Lounge, Yu prepares a meal for the Octavinelle trio with Jade's help.

A/N: alksdhfjaklsdfj this was supposed to be done by the 20th but finals got to me,,,,, i gotta go speedrun azul's part if i wanna finish by the end of may see ya soon 🫡

have fun <33

When they got back to the Mostro Lounge, only Jade was there to witness her unfortunate, exhausted state as she got tossed around by Floyd. Apparently she was “the perfect size for tossing”— whatever that meant. 

At least she wasn’t being squeezed?

Jade simply watched on as he cleaned glasses behind the bar, her work that she had left earlier in a neat pile next to him. If she was in any other mood, she would have been worried about whatever information Jade stole from it— which should be none, considering it was not in a language he shouldn’t understand— but she just swam with Floyd and was being swung around like a ragdoll. Yu was way too tired to care about the potential consequences. 

“I’m hungry and tired now,” Floyd complained, flopping down in one of the booths. 

Yu, who had been left lying on the floor after a failed catch, groaned as she sat up, rubbing the areas that hit the floor. “If you let me go earlier the food would have been done by now.”

“But then who am I supposed to play with?”

“It’s food or play. I can’t do both at the same time.”

A soft chuckle interrupted their argument before they even began. Jade smiled from his spot behind the bar, away from the chaos. “Oh, my. The prefect is cooking for us tonight?”

She waved her hand in his brother’s general direction. “Floyd wouldn’t shut up. Can I borrow the kitchen and some ingredients?”

“Fu fu, of course. I happened to acquire some new ingredients just the other day. Perhaps you can put them to use.”

New ingredients? Ah. She remembered that he had left a couple of days ago for a club trip, whatever that meant. If it was something fresh from the mountains, she might be able to make something decent for the fish mafia. 

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That… was a lot of mushrooms.

Yu scanned the table full of fungi, her eyebrows scrunching in concern. While she was grateful for the fresh ingredients…

“Do you have…” she poked at one of the mushroom caps that was about to fall off of the table. “…any other ingredients?”

“Why of course,” Jade hummed, a smile on his face. “Just let me know what else you need.”

Yu slowly blinked, looking between Jade and the pile of mushrooms. “…Right.”

Not wanting to waste any more time, she started picking out suitable ingredients for the dish she had in mind. Button, King Oyster, Portobello… Even Shiitakes? Wow. What kind of mountains exist behind the school? She might bite the bullet and go on a trip with Jade to see what else she could find back there. If there was such a wide variety of mushrooms, what other plants could she find? It would definitely save her some work.

As she continued to gather the appropriate mushrooms, she listed other ingredients she needed out loud, Jade going to retrieve them after she had finished listing everything. Stuffed mushrooms would probably be the best bet with what she had available. While she wasn’t entirely sure about the Octavinelle trio’s preference of food, she couldn’t let these precious finds go to waste. At least she had plenty of mushroom caps to experiment with. 

By the time Jade had come back with the requested ingredients, Yu had started washing and cutting the mushrooms, choosing a mixture of portobellos and creminis to create her appetizers. A couple of shiitakes were put to the side just in case. She internally grimaced. Hopefully she could pull this off. 

Damn, there really were a lot of mushrooms…

<🦈>-~*~-<🍄>-~*~-<🦐>-~*~-<🐙>

With Jade as her handy sous chef, the meal was finished in no time. The starting appetizer of stuffed mushrooms was pretty easy, but the main entreé was where things took a turn. Not necessarily for the worst, but it could have definitely gone better.

Cooking, to Yu, was an art. (There was a reason why she was so bad at baking…) As such, it shouldn’t be a surprise that she followed recipes very… liberally. 

“Flip it,” Yu commented, eyes on her cutting board and clearly not towards the meat frying on the pan Jade had been assigned.

“It hasn’t been five minutes yet,” he hummed, still following her command. 

“Yeah, yeah. I meant five-ish minutes.”

“Ish? How much is ‘ish’? What window of time does it represent?”

Yu shrugged, washing her hands to move on to the next step. “I dunno. It’s just a feeling.”

“A feeling?”

“Yeah.” She washed the rice and put it in the rice cooker. How much rice could three merpeople and a human eat? “Flip it one more time.”

The meat sizzled as it was flipped. “Did you not already complete this side?”

“Sure, I guess- Oh, wait. Take it out now and start the next one.”

She felt the questions burning on the tip of his tongue, but instead the kitchen was filled with sizzles from the new slab of meat placed on the pan. 

“Shall we switch tasks then?” Jade watched the pan intensely, seemingly trying to figure out what the “feeling” was. “It seems your abilities outperform mine in this matter.”

“Nah.” Gathered in front of her were ingredients for the sauce, a big bowl in the center of the mess. “This one’s even worse. Just flip when I say flip.”

Instead of arguing, he just chuckled and complied with her command. “Of course, head chef.”

<🦈>-~*~-<🍄>-~*~-<🦐>-~*~-<🐙>

“...I smell mushrooms.” Floyd draped his body over Yu’s shoulders as she attempted to set the table. 

Yu rolled her eyes, setting down the last plate on the table as Jade prepared some drinks for the night. “I’m not going to waste your brother’s efforts. These can get really expensive, you know.”

He whined, leaning more of his body weight onto her. “Nooo… Why’d ya hafta make food with those things?! Now there’s nothing to eat!”

“Is something wrong with the food?” Azul had entered the room at that moment, moving closer to the table to inspect the food. 

“Oh, you know how dramatic my brother can get.” Jade appeared with drinks in hand. “It’s about time we start dining, shall we?”

Azul went to his seat, still squinting in suspicion. While he knew of Floyd and his eccentric personality, there was only one time where their thoughts aligned on the opposite side of Jade’s. Yu had to wonder how many mushrooms Jade had forced them to eat to have such a visceral reaction to the ingredient. While she knows how strong they can get, mushrooms weren’t that bad. It’s an opinion of personal preference, yet the two mers looked as if poison was set on their plate. During her small taste tests, the ingredients didn’t seem that different from her world’s, so it shouldn’t be a problem with taste. Maybe they just had too many at once?

“I am quite excited to see what the prefect’s cooking skills are like,” Jade eyed the plate in front of him with glistening curiosity. “Shall we dig in?”

Yu shrugged. “Don’t set your expectations too high. I’m sure you guys have had better food.”

With that, the two of them dug in. Floyd and Jade poked their food cautiously, separating anything that was clearly a mushroom from the rest of the dish. 

Floyd pouted. “There are mushrooms…”

Yu rolled her eyes. “Just eat. I’m not sure what Jade has made you guys eat, but it’s not bad. Promise.”

“Do you have…” Azul grimaced as he pushed away the stuffed mushroom as far as he could. “…anything else prepared?”

Oh my fucking god, these children- Yu shook her head to clear her thoughts. Stay positive, Yu. Positive thoughts only… 

“Look,” Yu took another bite before continuing. “If you can at least eat one of the mushroom dishes, I’ll go make something else without mushrooms. I don’t want to waste food if it can be avoided, okay?”

Floyd sunk further into his chair, aggressively stabbing the stuffed mushroom on his plate. “You better keep your promise, Shrimpy-”

He shoved it into his mouth, seemingly wanting to swallow it whole before he paused. His jaw started moving up and down, and the food was soon down his throat. 

Azul stared at him in anticipation, as if he just used Floyd as a poison tester. “Are you okay?”

In lieu of answering, the eel sat up, shoveling food in his mouth. Azul only looked on in horror. Was it some sort of mind-controlling poison? Should he really go through with this deal? If it was strong enough to affect Floyd, maybe it can help him get past the first bite…

Steeling himself, the octopus shut his eyes and mirrored Floyd’s previous actions, taking a little more effort to stuff the whole thing into his mouth.

His eyes snapped open in surprise as the flavor exploded in his mouth. It was…

“Good,” Azul went back to his plate, finally starting to eat his food. “This is delicious?”

“Why is it a question?” Yu muttered under her breath. “I wouldn’t make things people won’t eat.”

Dinner ended swiftly after the complainers started digging in. With how fast their plates were cleared, Yu wondered if they were somehow starving themselves. They worked at a restaurant, so that probably wasn’t it. 

Damn teenagers and their fast metabolism.

What she wouldn’t give to be one again.

Oh wait.

Azul cleared his throat, gently wiping his mouth. “Thank you for the meal, Prefect.”

Yu only snorted at his attempt to appear composed after the whole mushroom debacle. “Yeah, yeah. I can’t imagine what kind of mushrooms Jade fed you for you guys to act like that.”

Floyd flopped on her lap. “It must be the Shrimpy’s magic! They can make anything yummy!”

She just patted his head, refraining from making any unnecessary comments. She was 99% sure it was because Jade just stuffed mushrooms down their throats, but she wasn’t going to say anything without solid evidence. She wondered what other land ingredients they weren’t utilizing correctly…

Hm. Not her problem.

“Shrimpy~~!” A sudden finger poking her cheek brought her back to reality. “Hello? You in there?”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m…” Her eyes landed on the clock, finally noticing how late it was. “Uh oh.”

Shit. Ace was totally going to make her pay double for babysitting Grim overnight. There’s no way she could go pick him up from Heartslabyul now. 

“Oh my,” Jade wiped his mouth as he gently set down his utensils. “It has gotten quite late.”

‘Eh? Shrimpy can stay here then!”

“Absolutely not,” Yu stated firmly. “I don’t have the funds for that. I’ll go back to Ramshackle-”

“Nonsense,” Jade smiled, his eyes giving off a mischievous glint she usually sees on Floyd. “You have made us a meal; it’s only fair to provide accommodations for the night in return.”

With that, the twins turned to Azul, who only blinked at the sudden attention.

Azul just sighed. “Fine. I suppose you make a good point.”

[lesbianjackies]

ALWAYS !!!!! LEMME SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER ANY OF MY THOUGHTS I HAD ABT HER SKFJSK

i desperately need to talk abt emma omg 😭😭

HI IM V LATE TO THIS IM SO SORRY

DO YOU STILL WANNA TALK

[littlexdeaths]

THE THEME!!! also, im back ;) HUGS HUGS HUGS 💗💗💗 and kisses 😚

aahhHHH MER MER I MISSED YOU

hehe thank you 🤭

i think this is my favorite theme i’ve done

[nine-of-diamonds]

🛼 🥤 🍄 📚 🌿 🪲 🐝

for that ask game^ you don’t have to do all of them this is simply a curated selection by yours truly

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis

i mean, you have classified knowledge on which one i last worked on but here ya go: ☕️👀😇👋🤡

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

been reading a few fics from Inquillitory (Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone is a good angst read and i’ve been following It Hurts To Hope for a few chappies now)—can i recommend your own writing on an ask you sent in?? ksdljf;lsfsdlkj people who are not melon, go check out 1watermelontea they have a fun fantasy au and a co-written mer au with me :)

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?

the actual last thing was me reminding myself that i lent a friend a book (ninth house, if anyone’s curious) but the last fic related note i jotted down was written two days ago at like. 3am and it simply reads, “LT inspired au: gem = vanja, pearl = ragne???” (kudos to anyone who catches what i’m referencing)

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity

in my experience, there are two main types of writer’s block, generally: there’s the “your body is rebelling against the idea of creativity bc you haven’t eaten or drank in ten hours or you’ve been criminally overworking yourself,” in which case, the fix is just… a break and self care. then there’s the “brain will not write/generate ideas for seemingly no reason,” which is about 10x more annoying to work around but usually i either table whatever i’m struggling to work on and work on smth else (hence why my google drive is a Monster lmfao), get my brain warmed up by rereading and sometimes editing a finished fic, or doing this trick i learned in english class ages ago and just. writing all my thoughts in a list format until my brain spits out a new idea or decides it’s ready to actually write.

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here

did. did you just trick me into adding to our wip ksldjfl;sajfs

since the full paragraph is not 50 words (and also bc technically melon wrote the first word lol), y'all get an extra sentence from the next paragraph as well:

"Totally.” Her gaze flickered briefly over to her… imaginary friend? Scar watched as he clamped a hand over his mouth, seemingly concealing an amused smile. Pearl shot him a pointed look before turning to Scar. “What floor are you heading to?” 

Scar blinked at her, then upon realizing he hadn’t thought this far ahead in his plan, instinctively blurted out, “Same as you!” 

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

@1watermelontea hello melon, the answer to this question is just. you. i’m gonna use this as an opportunity to respond to that secret author’s note (for those of you who are not melon/have no idea what note i’m referencing, my dear co-author decided to be sappy in the notes of our fic chasing the horizon line go check it out <33): i’m so touched?? writing with you has been so so much fun and i get so excited whenever i see you’ve added things to our docs and just. chatting with you is always a highlight of my day :D

[lesbianjackies]

YOUR EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT

you’re so beautiful <33

[lesbianjackies]

i’m the wine aunt cuz i’m cherry’s sister

we should start a tumblr family cause we're married babe /hj

BUT WIFEY

i dont wanna share you </3

[bones4thecats]

how do you think the vice housewardens would react to a kuudere mc who's ticklish? sorry if you don't accept these asks! its just cute to me

The Vice Having A Ticklish-Kuudere S/O

Characters: Trey Clover, Jade Leech, and Rook Hunt Requester: 😐Anon A/N: Hello there! I'm gonna nickname you 😐Anon. Idk why, I just want too. Anyways. I decided to just do the characters listed above because of my character limit! Enjoy though!! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Nothing just pure fluff ⚠️

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╚═════ Trey Clover ═════════════════════════════╝

🧁 Trey helped raise his two younger siblings a lot growing up, and they loved to tickle his sides and neck as they aged

🧁 The first time you met your boyfriend, he was surprised to see just how stoic you were. Even when Riddle overblotted and posed a massive threat to all that stood in his path, you fought alongside the others with the bravery of a warrior

🧁 He never believed you were emotionless, rather that you preferred to not show it. Most beastmen in the dorm did the same, seeing emotions as a sign of vulnerability

🧁 One day, Trey asked if you wanted to help bake with him, so when you came into Heartslabyul's kitchen with your personalized apron and he handed you a recipe paper and asked if you could grab the ingredients from the fridge

🧁 As the time passed, you began to mix the eggs, flour, milk, and more together to make the multiple different desserts for the following morning's unbirthday party

🧁 Trey looked over at you and smiled gently, he loved to see your eyes widen and a small smile poke through your cold facade. As you were distracted, the Vice-Housewarden walked up behind you and held your sides, making you let out a small snort

🧁 His eyes widened as you slapped a hand over your mouth before looking at him and shaking your head no. But how could he resist the gorgeous sound of your laugh?

🧁 Ever since that day, Trey loved to tickle your sides when you seem to be down in the dumps. That smile always makes him feel amazing

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╚═════ Jade Leech ════════════════════════════╝

🍄 Jade is known around Night Raven College for his off-putting smile and extremely calm demeanor, while you are known for your cold stare and firm expression

🍄 He and you were a very scary duo within the college walls, and even outside! Because of this, nobody has ever seen just how different you were behind your stern mask

🍄 A few months into your relationship, Jade had asked you if you could help out with cooking at Monstro Lounge, since they were going into their busy week because it was familial visitation day that Wednesday

🍄 You had your back to him as the Leech twin came inside the back from closing up the front and cleaning tables off with the assistance of his brother and a couple other workers

🍄 Jade smiled gently at you and laid down the washrag next to the sink and wrapped his arms around your midsection, making you look up from the counter-top with a cocked eyebrow. Your expression becoming neutral before feeling a familiar face nuzzle into your neck from behind

🍄 As the eel-mer kept rubbing his teeth and nose against your skin, you began to chuckle before it turned into outright laughter

"Oh~ Is my little S/O perhaps ticklish in their neck?~ How amusing~"

🍄 Your face heated up as your boyfriend kept messing with your ticklish skin, lightly grazing it just to hear you laugh and see your face erupt in a flustered pink and red with the most beautiful smile he had ever seen

🍄 You better look out from now on. Who knows when he'll strike again to tickle you?

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╚═════ Rook Hunt ═════════════════════════════╝

🏹 The main reason why Rook began to take a mass interest in you was how stoic you were. You would stand there as someone would blabber on and get angrier with others and just gift them your cold eyes

🏹 Did he mention your eyes? Oh! He loves seeing how dead they look around others but when either he came along, they would just beam with life

🏹 Rook adored watching you from the shadows, and because of how good he is at it, he know a lot about you. To the point that others believed he was clinging to you 24/7 like a parasite

🏹 And when he learned you were ticklish in the stomach, armpits, and in your feet? He just had to see you smile the same way you did when someone ran away in fear of your glare

"Oh, Mon glaçon! Where are you? It is I, your amour!"

🏹 You looked up from your book and gave your pleasantries to your boyfriend and motioning for him to sit down on your bed next to you. He presumed you wanted him to comfort you, so he sat down and laid his hat on your head, making you smile and kiss his cheek

"Mon seul et unique, do you believe in love at first sight?"

🏹 Peering back up at the hunter, you cocked an eyebrow wondering where that question came from. But, even with his S/O Rook was quite mysterious

"I suppose in some cases. Some people fall in love when their eyes meet and stay together till death, and some don't. Like I said, it kinda depends on the people."

🏹 Rook nodded and noticed how you raised your arms to stretch. And once the guy caught sight of your stomach poking out from underneath the hoodie he gave you, he smirked and began to attack your stomach with tickles

🏹 You began to laugh and yell at him to stop it, but Rook just ignored your pleas and kept up his attack. His own laughter then started to come out of his mouth, making you laugh even harder. The french accent was too much for you then!

🏹 When he finally relented and stopped tickling you, your face was completely flushed from laughing, pleading, and breathing heavily. Rook chuckled at you and booped your nose before laying your head on his chest and recant a tale of his first hunting trip with his family

🏹 He may be a pain in the ass, but he was your pain in the ass

(Mon glaçon ; My icicle / Mon seul et unique ; My one and only / Amour ; Love)

[snowyknight-17]

I need y’all’s help with naming my new Skyrim character!!

I’m getting a pc upgrade in the next few weeks and I want to make a whole new character and play in a different way then I have before.

Here’s some highlights of what I’m going to play:

Dunmer girl (never played a dark elf before. I was a Breton and Imperial forever)

Mage (focusing on enchanting, staves, scrolls, restoration school…)

Sweet and naive girl. Curious about the world around her.

Dwemer nut (gonna try to love Dwemer ruins more)

Sweet roll the fox 🦊

Young for a Mer (normally my oc’s are older)

Loves to bake and cook for her friends

From Bruma, orphaned

Get the picture? So here are some names I’m thinking

I normally play cocky, rogue girls who’ve had the blush fucked out of them long ago lol. Time for something different and I can’t wait to start 💕

🦊💜🫣🧝🏽‍♀️🦋🍄🪺🍃🌸🌼🌕🥮☕️🫖💎🔮🎀🩶

Some emojis for inspo

[lesbianjackies]

WHAT

what did you go to juvy for

-lucy 🪐 (aka ur new mom)

gambling 8 month old babies 💕💕

[lizard-shifter-noms]

What do you think about. 😩 🐬 🐾

-🍄🥭 anon

hello! thank you for the ask!

😫 - unwilling vore

this depends a bit on the context to be honest! is the prey in danger and just get nomfed? did the pred randomly decided to snack on a stranger out of nowhere? but generally im good with it! (as long as the prey isnt hurt)

🐬 - ocean preds/preys (mermaid/merman)

as a certified diver (40 meters!) i love them! i even got some mer guys of my own! (might write a story with them too!)

🐾 - chase

fun! maybe a game of cat and mouse? or the prey running for their life?

either way youll get some cardio in lol