#meow is just chat letsbereal

[madanili]

Describing the bimonthly quartermonthly Braas breakup in an apartment cat parents AU

Baas: brian! I have a great idea! What if we make the broken cat tree and make it into cat celling

Brian: uhhhhhh what? The cat tree isn't broken

Baas: it is brian just look at it, it's slanted, might as well be broken

Brian: wait why do you say it's broken, I don't see it

Baas: meows fatass gonna break it at this rate, do you really not see it?

Brian: I do but you have going to give me more context. Baas you have to keep in mind I spent my day here researching for your birthday dinner all day, the least you can do is elaborate

Baas: I don't think it's complicated brian it's slanted and it is cracked, I swear to god you do this every time

Brian: do what...?

Baas: giving me a hard time, why can't you see this?

Brian: why are you like this? I asked for context and I think it's stupid fixing things that isn't broken

Baas: you dont trust me do you?

Brian: *taken aback

Brian: I do, but.... well nvm you're right, it is broken (as he lies through his teeth)

Baas: brian, just tell me the truth, you know you're the the few people that I want honesty because you're one of the few people i trust in this world

Brian: okay then, it isn't broken. Now here's my argument, it is slanted because Meow keeps putting his fat ass on the left side of the tree, you know that repeated things can manipulate the form. Now at what certain point we can declare it broken?

Baas: yesss I know brian, do you think I'm stupid don't you?

Brian: no i don't think you're stupid

Baas: yeah but I get this feeling you keep not trusting me, idk are you with me brian?

Brian: with what? I'm always with you, I don't know where you get that from

Baas: can't you see it's broken?

Brian: no

Baas: it is, why can't you see it?

(After a lot of going nowhere and everyone is mad)

Brian: I can't believe you question my loyalty, the only person who has your back after all we've gone through

Baas: you always do this shit where you questions every thing I do and know it all, now I want to know that are you with me or not?

Brian: ......how.... yessir

Baas: just say it brian

(And the argument will still continue for about an hour, one of them sleeps on the couch, brian questioning their relationship, baas wants brian to suck it up buttercup it's about the bigger picture)

Meanwhile meow's fat ass is just staring to his parent: meow :3