#mentor and mentee doesnt need anything else!!!

[thrandilf]

Wukong and MK have such an intense bond they're truly on next levels of devotion and doing fucking insane things for each other like I hate it when people act like Wukong is like MK's parental figure because it's just inaccurate (that would be Pigsy) and whatever they got going on is so much more intense that fitting it into a familial box does it an injustice they just have top tier platonic wild energy without blood relation as any kind of excuse for it. Guys of all time

[maddsmallow]

hi im gonna complain about people seeing hank and connor as father and son under the break so if you see them like that maybe dont read. like you do you but if this is gonna upset you then. dont fuckin read it lmao

if tumblr puts this in the fucking tags even tho i didnt tag it 1) im sorry, and 2) im gonna be fucking pissed im just trying to vent on my own got dang blog

cropped out the person who made these tags because i dont even know them and also im not a fucking asshole thats gonna put someone on blast like that but. this is the EXACT problem i have with hank and connor as father/son. i dont even mind connor seeing hank as a mentor or something like that (even tho i personally disagree with using the term "father figure"), but it's the "connor is like a new chance for hank to be a dad" that fucking gets me. do you not see all the different CANON reasons why that works completely against hank's character, and takes away connor's say in the whole situation?? hank IS a dad. he's a dad to a dead boy. basically his whole fuckin personality is him mourning over the loss of cole because he loves him SO much. you think he's gonna cling to the first mentee he's had since cole's death and immediately have him replace his dead fucking child? that's like, making hank give into some kind of fucked up delusion. that's mentol illness luv. imagine misunderstanding a character THAT badly.

and that isnt even getting into the whole "you're taking away all of connor's agency as a fully grown adult man" thing. he's not a child. he's an android that was activated only a few months ago, sure, but he was literally created to be like 27-33 or something. he deals with guns. he looks at pole dancers at the eden club. he works with murder scenes. you literally ARE taking away all of his agency as an adult man by seeing him as some little puppyboy that needs a dad to take care of him.

i mean of course you can take these characters and do whatever you want with them outside of canon, they're basically just barbie dolls lmao. but to claim that it's CANON that hank would think of connor as his own literal son, that he thinks that before the game's even over?? absolutely fucking not. those jokes of hank being like "who's my son?" and connor answering "me:)" and hank's relationship bar goes up, it's cute i guess but if that happened in the game? if that was a real choice in the game? hank would've shot connor without a second fucking thought. hell no hank would've thought connor was anything CLOSE to what cole was to him. hank straight up would've murdered the real connor and not even been upset about it when sixty told him so. david cage can eat my entire ass for agreeing that they're father and son, he just said that because he's a homophobic piece of shit, and that's literally the ONLY thing ever to point at them having that sort of relationship.

and i'm not gonna sit here and be like "but anyways here's all the reasons hank and connor are TOTALLY in love" because i dont actually think that's canon either. i'm just playing with them like barbie dolls lmao. my problem is people taking subtext that doesnt fucking exist of them being "like father and son" and claiming it's the be all end all of their whole relationship. their view of them as father and son is the ONLY way to see them. which is just not fucking true. there's NOTHING in canon to support them as being anything but close friends or enemies. that's it. and then they come onto these posts about hankcon, which obviously have NOTHING to do with them since they dont ship it, and tell the OP who ships them "fuck you." like?? you could have just scrolled. you could have just kept fucking scrolling. you fool. you moron. what happened to ship and let ship. just fucking move on, jesus christ. stop taking the time and effort out of your day to go out of your way to 1) make yourself upset by seeing this content and not just blacklisting it and blocking the posters, and 2) making someone else upset that you took the time to be a shithead on something that obviously wasn't even meant for you but made THEM happy. just stop !!! log off!! touch grass!! and this goes for hankcon shippers who do the same!! what the fuck is wrong with you!! we're all just here to vibe and love on these dork ass characters!!!!! fuck !!!!!!!!!!!

also it's super cringe when bryan dechart is playing the game and you're all screaming "wow best father son duo everrrrr" in the chat as if that also doesnt make bryan uncomfortable because he's gotta be super fucking careful about how he fuckin speaks about his character to everyone and not piss off all the rabid father-sonners by insinuating they're only friends. just. shut the fuck up. hankcon shippers who try to shove it in other people's faces also need to shut the fuck up. jesus fucking christ

IN OTHER WORDS. old man yells at cloud is basically me rn

^actual pic of me

anyways here's a cookie 🍪

[kekeslider]

adashi & klance garrison au

this is a no voltron au so consider

shiro and adam are bitter exes

they dated for years through most of their garrison training and a few years after

they were in love, they were going to get married

but they ended up breaking up, probably over something small and petty

a couple years later, shiro and adam both end up teachers at the garrison

they’re both flight instructors for different groups

they try to be professional, but theres a lot of tension in the staff room

at some point shiro “accidentally” eats adam’s pudding out of the staff refrigerator and the two have a screaming match that has to be broken up but iverson

both are given a warning that if they dont cool it, they can kiss their teaching jobs goodbye

shiro is keiths legal guardian and is mentoring him

garrison cadet lance does not like keith

he doesnt like that keith shirks responsibility and doesnt follow orders

he doesnt like when keith flies recklessly and brings their whole team down

he especially doesnt like that keith is shiros favorite

adam is lance’s favorite instructor

lance was bummed at first that he didnt get to be in shiros class, but now that he knows keith is in it hes glad hes in adams class

one day after a practice flight, lance is fuming in class, and adam talks to him after and asks whats up

lance: that stupid keith is always trying to one up me. he ruined the whole teams score!

adam: oh well keith is just a student like you with a lot to learn, its probably not fair to judge him so harshly

lance: it wouldnt be as bad if he wasnt shiros mentee and never got in trouble

adam: he’s shiros WHAT now?

out of pure pettiness, adam decides to take lance under his wing and mentor him

and if, in the process, adam’s mentee gets to trample shiro’s mentee, that’s a big bonus

when shiro realizes what adam’s doing, and he’d definitely realize, he dated the guy for so many years he still knows him better than anyone else, he starts driving keith extra hard to beat lance at anything and everything

it goes on for a couple months, shiro and adam both pushing their mentees extra hard to be the best are you going to let him beat you? huh? you’re better than that!!

they’re just competing vicariously through lance and keith, its not about being good mentors anymore

lance and keith are getting TIRED

their rivalry was fine at first, when it was just them, but now it’s too much

they have a late night bonding session that consisted of them eating their weight in vending machine snacks and bitching about their mentors

keith: i cant believe shiro is doing all this just to get back at his ex boyfriend >:(

lance: i’m sorry his what now??

so keith is the one that reveals they used to be together, lance is the one that realizes this is all happening because of their latent feelings for each other, and together they hatch a plan to get adashi back together

keith: why wouldnt we call it Operation Shadam?

lance: Operation Adashi just sounds better, trust me

so lance and keith basically parent trap them over the next couple weeks

they each text their mentor that they’re in trouble and need help, and when shiro and adam arrive, lance and keith lock them in a room together

shiro breaks a window and climbs out of it to escape confronting his feelings

they trick shiro and adam into showing up to a romantic candlelit dinner in the mess hall, food prepared by lance and keith, but theyre dumbasses who didnt realize adam was allergic to peanuts

the date ends with adam in the hospital and swearing that shiro planned it all along

after several desperate attempts of getting shiro and adam to reconcile, while also being pushed harder and harder to beat each other, lance and keith snap

keith: we dont want to beat each other anymore!!

lance: yeah we’re friends now!

keith: we’re practically boyfriends now!!!!!

lance: we’ll talk about that later!

keith: you two need to get your shit together and leave us out of it

after that verbal smackdown at the hands of 2 teenagers, shiro and adam finally sit and talk their shit out

turns out after all this time, neither of them really remembers why they broke up

both admit that theyre still harboring feelings for each other

and since they dont even know why theyre not together, they figure its worth another shot, and they officially start dating soon after

even after everything, it’s surprisingly easy to pick up where they left off, but better now that they’re a little more mature

2 years later, lance and keith are groomsmen at shiro and adams wedding

they both recount the super embarrassing story of how they got back together while shiro and adam hide under a table

lance and keith slow dance at the reception. theyre both shit at slow dancing

[currentfandomkick]

Kwami part 2

Time for the zodiacs, again, still on Peace and Tranquility Assured or PATA box.

Sidenote, there can be multiple versions of a given kwami, just using a different part of their domain(s) at the time, even hyperspecific ones (like a Duusuu of one emotion). They further embody traits from these more specific aspects of a kwami’s domain, and yes, the can fight against each other. The term to describe them is modified by the apsect. Easy example is for Tikki and her aspects, they go by aspect of Tikki’s domain. The one i like to use most is Creation as she has access to the other tikkis abilities.

Mullo (mouse) -Multiplication/Reproduction. Weilder is usually a social cameleon, able to blend in anywhere or their weilder is a social butterfly. This weilder often is used to find out information to protect ‘their people’ by the weilder’s standard. Is always a support for other weilders and is never in the feild alone as she needs others to opperate. Is the most likely to be fused with another kwami, and is the last one to give a fellow kwami grief. Her role is often relegated to spying or gathering information, but has been used for combat or distraction and even evaculations or plan execution. Her ability lets the user divide themselves into many and if within the time limit, reform into one at a chosen location. Overtime her weilders develop the ability to know how to break anything perfectly everytime, much to Mullo’s amusement as it resembles her ability rather than concept.

Ziggy (goat) - Helpfulness/Aide, at least in theory. In practice his weilders are considered a double-edged sword due to always being either a Matryr or Traitor. This is because once a weilder selects a problem, they will sovle it at any cost—which is the sole requirement for his weilders in terms of actions and behavior. Skillwise goats are incredibly particular—the weilder must be extremely organized, good at planning for others, and have a deeply rooted need to help others no matter what. Often weilders are, deemed one who is ‘purely kind for the sake of it’. He Pairs best with the Turtle when active, as they will yeild to a Turtle or Ladybug with ease. a Cat must be helping others selflessly before their word is considered, much to Pollen’s annoyance. His ability lets his weidlwr target a given problem and identify the what must be neutralized to fix said problem/identify the root of issue Or a core aspect of the solution. He is the ‘Fixer’ of the kwami role-wise, but his weilders the others are always wary of.

Rooar (Tiger) - Bravery (acting regardless of fear, not in the absence of).* their weilder must act inspite of their fears, often in attempt to achieve a dream of theirs or to help a friend. Their weilder will not be a bystander or choose the path of least resistance because they are afraid. Their ability is to ‘buff’ or boost a given ability of an ally by swiping them, making their miraculous the only one that is also a weapon. The ally must allow the tiger user to swipe them, or else the buff/boost will not happen. The buff allows them to use their full potential in one aspect—flexibility, strength, strategy, stealth, endurance, speed, ect.—without any negatives to doing so. However, if the intended recipent attacks the weilder, they fall victim to intense insecurities and doubt. Works well as a support for a Bee or Bull. Snakes and Mice weilders have the least compatibility with Tigers as battle partners. In terms of role, they are the best ally to have for teams built on trust.

* for the sanity of any gaurdian, they must keep the kwami of fear, the bat miraculous, away from Rooar and any of their weilders. They will try to kill each other on principle, and its messy when boxes end up fighting each other.

Stompp (Bull) - Determination. He requires highly persistent weilders that will risk everything for their goal. In terms of powers, when activated he increases his weilder’s strength to Superman levelsby pulling nosering. This gives them brass knuckles or gloves (depending on the weilder and combatant). Works best with weilders trained in hand-to-hand combat. Is often deemed the muscle of the box. Often allied with the Black Cat and works well with the Bee personality-wise. Dangerous when allied with the Goat, therefore both being active is uncommon for general safety.

Fluff (Rabbit) — Time. Fluff requires a weilder with either interest or willingness to learn about time/history in depth and the ability to trust Fluff’s judgement on readiness for transformation. She will refuse to let any other weild her but her picks. Any Fluff from another timeline is referred to as Hopp to avoid confusion. Ability is called Burrow wherein the weilder enters a pocket dimension and can see past, present and future and exit at any point or place in time. Rarely used due to delicacy of time travel and potential to go mad. Many rabbit weilders have gone insane by looking too far into the future. Fluff is one one who decides if she’s active, and she overrules Tikki, Plagg and Wayzz if the situation is getting to potentially apocalyptic, which only she can determine. Due to this, despite being the oddest and least consistent of the PATA box, she is deemed the only one everyone should listen to if she says stop. Both as a kwami and in terms of weilding, the best bet is to use the Snake with her to prevent horrible situations. The Rabbit and Snake cannot be Weilded by the same person.

Longg (dragon) - Sky-centric Weather. Their weilder must understand that power is not to be taken lightly. He prefers those that take the miraculous as a duty to bear rather than a great privledge, as well as weilders that are able to withstand and adapt to his elements. Due to this he is very through with all weilder and many of the kwami deem this trait of his similar to Wayzz. His ability is Dragon Summon, wherein the weilder can summon one ‘blast’ or manipulation of each element under his command—water, wind and lightning by saying ‘x dragon’. His weapon is a sword to direct the blast, but if a weilder wishes, this can be dilluted into altering weather to help crops grow, which is his main use.

Sass (snake) - essentially “Do-Over” in theory but in practice repetition is the better explanation. His weilders must be acting selflessly, as selfishness in do-overs never ends well. He needs emotionally resilient weilders and is best paired with a strategist or composer. His ability is “Second Chance” wherein he can rewind time to a given limit of time (set by Fluff. Sass never crosses her on this rule) and can do so endlessly to that timeframe in theory. No one wants to test it. Ability is activated by either the lyre or the weilder saying “second chance”. The lyre is the backup for loss of voice. He cannot be weilded by the Rabbit weilder, as they contradict each other int erms of how they see time. All attempts resulted in losing the ability to weild a miraculous and communicate/interact with kwami. He does work well with the Rabbit’s weilders and is out often.

Kaalki (horse) - Transportation. Her weilders must, i cannot stress this enough, be known in many places. No one knows why exactly, but they have to for Kaalki to use full gallop with them. Honestly, she had the least requirements past this, but it does restrict her to famous people, for better or worse. Often the kwami see her as an easy transport, and she doesnt mind too much. Yes, she does give her weilders a horseshoe weapon since she knows they will need to fight, and it does act more like a boomerang. She doesnt care, it keeps them alive. She works with any miraculous so long as the wielder is famous. She prefers glorious and famous as theya re known for good things and are more likely to do good then.

Xuppu (monkey) - Jubilation. He requires his weilders to be as chaotic good as he is. Which is...difficult. Harder than Kaalki to find a potential weilder most of the time, but easier to induct in most cases. Again, the weilder must be good by the Order of the Miraculous standards as nuetral monkey of celebrating victory standards result in terrifying and chaotic weilders. He is the mood booster for most kwami. His ability, Uproar, lets him summon a toy that, whiever it hits besides the monkey weilder, will have their abilities malfunction. Is the best defense against other miraculous and kwami groups PATA box has.

Baark (dog) - Community. His weilders must be builders for groups/community and want them to flourish. Honestly, many community leaders can weild him with ease. The problem is his ability, Howl, lets his weilder create a pack through by wither inspiring or hypnotizing others with the wielder as the group leader. This is dangerous and is why this is the most stolen miraculous, not the Black Cat, as it is easier to get resoruces for movements, especially nefarious ones, via hypnotism than by doing the work to change minds and hearts. (In my maribat au, Ra al Ghul did use it at one point to make the League. It was reclaimed but by then the League of Assassins was a cult). Baark’s job is to keep the PATA group together and safe.

Orikko (rooster) - Cycle/Rebirth. This kwami requires weilders that fall into patterns and want to change no matter the cost—yes many redeemed historical figures have weilded him. His ability is Peck, which lets the victim (of the hammer you get) dedtory the parts of said victim that the victim does not like. This makes it very dangerous, despite being used to stop inhibitions. Deemed the most dangerous after Fluff, Tikki and Plagg as he can remake a person completely by his standards of what is and is not good about them if no wielder is present.

Daizzi (pig) - love in all forms (familial, friendship, mentor-mentee, community, romantic, ect). Their weilder must be a romantic who sees the best in people, and wants them to connect with their loved ones. The weilder can sense different forms love and who connects to who. This lets the weilder understand relationships and determine what should be done to repair them. Are able to summon those bonded or other miraculous users to them by squealing. Weapon is a bow and arrow, who’s areow can change the type of love or summon the victim’s nearest ‘love’ of the type of love arrow they were hit with. Is deemed the romantic and conselor of the kwami.