#menrules

[jaymah1]

[matthews-draws]

Only man can understand this.

[toys4sexaustralia]

You know Apple is run by men when .. #applememes #menrules #appleiphone11 #lolsurprise https://www.instagram.com/p/B57XSHzpG7U/?igshid=qf1yq403mua9

[f-divorce]

What is wrong with you? You have “feelings?” Boo fucking hoo. Are you a little bitch? Handle your shit and stop being a pussy. Man the fuck up. _ Ignore the fact that in the USA, men are 3-5 times more likely than women to commit suicide. Ignore the fact the homeless population is 71% male. Ignore the fact that men are two times more likely to become alcoholic. Ignore the fact that statistically speaking, men are less likely to seek help for mental health problems. Ignore the statistics that say that we are hurting and that we need help. That we are worth loving. That our emotional and mental health is important. Ignore it all, because we are men and we don’t need that shit. _ #Men #Masculinity #Masculine #MentalHealth #Manly #Manliness #Man #ManUp #MenRule #Dad #Dads #Father #Fathers #Fatherhood #Health https://ift.tt/2WqX7tB

[theonetrueutopia-blog]

The ideal society. 

[u4rick1]

#MENRULE #NOINSTRUCTIONSNEEDED

[autumnismyfavouriteseason-blog]

God morning world!!! There are endless of possibilities ahead if you are willing to let yourself go beyond your fears and doubts Enjoy the weekend🌍 #unitedkingdom #girlboss #saturday #weekendvibes #motivation #strivingforsuccess #coffeetime☕ #goodmorningpost #helloworld #instasquad #girlyicons #beyourownboss #growingcommunity #postivevibesonly #successiskey #youarebeautiful #awesomeweekend #keepgoing #smile😊 #lifeisamazing #befearless #gobeyondyourfears #possibilities #distrubutor #joboppprtunities #teamjojo #teamhypernova #postivemindset #teamleader #empowerment #bossbabe #ambassador #youtube #blogger #citygirl #workfromhome #funtimesahead #promoting #insta #twitter #blogspot #information #keepsearching #womenrule #menrule #weallrule (at Liverpool, UK)

[nellibell49]

THE GEM 30 MARCH 2018 : If our women’s prayers Can help him cross that difficult threshold Let us give him our prayers. All saints revile her, and all sober menRuled by the God Apollo’s golden mean –In scorn of which we sailed to find herIn distant regions likeliest to hold herWhom we desired above all things to know,Sister of the mirage and echo.It was a virtue not to stay,To go our headstrong and heroic waySeeking her out at the volcano’s head,Among pack ice, or where the track had fadedBeyond the cavern of the seven sleepers:Whose broad high brow was white as any leper’s,Whose eyes were blue, with rowan-berry lips,With hair curled honey-coloured to white hips.The sap of Spring in the young wood a-stirWill celebrate with green the Mother,And every song-bird shout awhile for her;But we are gifted, even in NovemberRawest of seasons, with so huge a senseOf her nakedly worn magnificenceWe forget cruelty and past betrayal,Heedless of where the next bright bolt may fall. Robert Graves Source: If our women’s prayers Can help him cross that difficult threshold Let us give him our prayers. | THE OLD PROVERBIAL RECOVERY

[kalimarsdreamlog]

Dream 210: Fighting and Falling

​It started with the death of my family. That sucked. I was captured by a place called the Menrul society. It was a powerful company that had taken over several states. The were bigger than the government. Texas was free from them, but unfortunately I was in Oklahoma, which was not. 

Anyway, I was made to fight with other people, and the losers were sent down a hole to fall to their death. I lost the sword fight ad fell, only I survived. The fall knocked me unconscious, and I was surprised to be alive when I woke up. I was sent to fight and fall again and again. I kept losing, but I had a habit of surviving the fall anyway. I was the only one who did. Did I mention this was all broadcasted on the Menrul channel? Yeah. I was quickly becoming a fan favorite for my sparky personality. I also kept escaping. 

One time I was able to remain uncaptured for quite a long time, and I began gathering allies. Saving other people who had been captured. After a long time of running though, I was eventually captured again. They skipped the fighting part this time and sent me straight down the hole, this time getting thrown in by a gorilla so I'd hit the ground with greater force. I woke up isolated from the other prisoners. I was in a sort of zoo area with a few lions. They were surprisingly friendly, though a bit rough when they wanted to play. One of them had elephant ears. I can only assume the Menrul society was doing some kind of experimentation. 

So I kept messing with my captors one way or another, and so I kept getting sent down the hole as punishment. No one really knew why I kept surviving, but they decided to monetize it, letting people pay to get me sent down the hole. That made me kind of angry.

​One of the last times I got sent down the hole they decided to make things more interesting, placing poles and things across the chute for me to run into on my way down. That sucked. I broke a lot of bones. When I woke up I was almost completely immobile from casts. There was a lot of backlash from the public, who somehow were okay with seeing me fall all the time but viewed the latest change as cruel, inhumane and downright abusive. ​

​After that I stopped caring about consequences for whatever I did. I gave my captors hell. I'd fall for it, but honestly, it wasn't going to kill me and I was pretty sure I had already endured the worst they could throw at me. To my utter frustration I still kept losing at the fighting portion. I tried throwing my sword at a watching official once. I hit my mark, but it turned out that it was a cardboard cutout to throw me off. 

Later, when everyone was sort of being taken on a walk, I noticed some news people doing an interview with one of the officials and decided to have some fun. I pounced on one of the officials I had sort of made friends with, causing one of the other officials to point her acid gun at me. I swiftly stole the gun on impulse, and dumped the acid out so that only the water it mixed with was left, effectively turning it into a water gun. I laughed as I sprayed officials with it. All of it was caught on camera by the news crews. The official who I took the gun from chased me through the building until we both ended up in a pool. She remained underwater for a long time, so I ducked under to make sure she wasn't drowning or something. The public loved me, making them my only ally; I wasn't about to ruin that by accidentally drowning someone. Turns out she had found an underwater tunnel system, which I used to escape once again.

​This time I actually made it past the heavily guarded border and into Texas. I saw my little stunt on the news and people's reactions to it. They thought it was hilarious.

​Back in Texas, I was still in hiding. The Menrul society may not have had complete control over Texas, but they still had power. The best places to hide were in the big city slums, because the Menrul society didn't care enough about poor people to regulate them. So I was in a big city building when this guy came in. He had a graying beard. I pointed him out to a guy next to me like, "what do you bet that guy's the leader of the Menrul society?" The bearded guy overheard and nonchalantly said, "Me? The leader of the Menrul society? Nah, that guy's clean shaven." I knew something was up though. He was way too nonchalant about it. He had to be acting. So I jumped on his back and, after somehow confirming it was indeed him, I twisted his neck until it broke. It may not have been quick like in the movies because I wasn't that strong, but a broken neck is a broken neck. He was down for the count.

​With the leader dead, I knew I was almost safe. All I had to do was kill the second in command and I'd never have to worry about the Menrul society again. I went to the Menrul headquarters, which was strangely empty after my escape and the leader's death, and flew to the highest place I could find. "I challenge you!" I bellowed out into the empty building. Surely the second in command was still here.

​A cat entered the room. I cooed at the kitty, (it was a gray shorthair) coming down from my high perch to pet it. It growled at me. I realized by coming down I was leaving my back exposed to a sneak attack, for surely the second in command was planning something sneaky since he hadn't showed yet. I returned to the highest perch, this time putting my back against the wall so I could see anyone in the room. The cat followed and attacked me. The cat was the second in command!

-

Table of Contents

FAQ

[f-divorce]

Life can suck. This is just a reminder, that what happens to you and what others do, is not in your control, which means that it also does not reflect on who you are. YOU are amazing. You are a gift to this world. You deserve love and happiness. Thank you for being you. #FDivorce #DivorceSucks #Divorce #Quotes #QuotesforLife #motivationalmonday #mondaymotivation #loveyourself #beauty #youarebeautiful #youareworthit #instaquote #instagood #YouareAmazing #WomenRule #MenRule #EveryoneisBeautiful #YouareSexy #positivevibes

[pajolam1ch4el]

La supremazia in una relazione al tempo del 2014 😎 #farmheroessaga #menrules 💪

[flox-blog]

Morning Ritual #UppercutDeluxe #Beard #GoodMorning #MenRules

[getdragon]

#realshit #menrules

[dnc-v-blog]

HOW MEN THINK IN RELATIONSHIP

MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE... 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.. 1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY. 1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS. 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE! 1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING... PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH... PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

[blovebfitbbeautiful-blog]

B Men/Round Table: Response to "Man Rules"

http://www.blovebfitbbeautiful.com/2013/02/b-menround-table-response-to-man-rules.html