#men jajaj

[sakura123owo]

después de un millón de años de abandono vuelvo!!! nadie se va a deshacer de mí jajajajajajajjajajjajajajaja

[magic-space]

uh "días de futuro pasado" también me gusta, pero también concuerdo contigo, los live action de los x-men no son como lo mjr digamos, pero me los veo igual siempre, me gustan jjj yy supongo que te gusta "Logan" o nu? jsjs para mí es la mjr

También creo que las veo por nostalgia unu pero aún asi, me gustan no sé jajaj yy q bueno jajs se viene una gran época para los mutantes jjj

había olvidado logan😭 muy buena peli, la mejor de la franquicia y de super héroes diría yoppp.

en fin cine

[im-goingbackto505]

¿Cuál es tu blog favorito y por qué el mío?

Creo que tenes la cantidad justa de imágenes lindas, textos con los que me identifico y gif de sexo, la mayoria de las veces que me encuentro reposteando algo resulta que era de tu blog jajaja saluditos 🙆🏻‍♀️

Ayy solo soy un men reblogueando pendejadas jajaj

Salu2 pelu2 ✌🏽

[mapacheconprogeria]

Aceptas nudes 👀?

De mi men no más c: jajaj

[aroaceofthesea]

Taking the bus back home from uni and getting flashbacks from batxi💀💀

[timidloner]

NAH WHY IS JOREN SO FINE... i usually tend to be irked by physical descriptions using real people because they'd usually use the most bland white man looking ever (straight up john looking ass mf)(sorry to all the johns out here but come on now) but JOREN??? HES SO PHEWWW MANY THOUGHTS!! i'm so grateful for you seriously <3

when a design gives brain rotting ideas, you know its good: from brushing the hair out of his face delicately to (maybe if hes into it) pulling it but also possibly kissing the scars or simply running your fingers on them... i even imagined MC brushing the tips of their fingers against his moles like the amount of tension you can create now just by using joren's appearances helll yeahhh

i'm not a big fan of facial hair but the first thing i thought when i saw what you wrote is "what if when they kiss, it tickles MC and they keep thinking about his kisses even more" and the potential too to trim his facial hair because thatd be so domestic... in conclusion its perfect (y joren es un papacito me gustaría fornicar mucho jajaj) - ram

RAM <3

Thank you for your blessing, lol! I figured using pictures would be the easiest way to explain my point, especially about Joren's features. I wanted to make that very clear.

And yeah... It's not that they (conventionally attractive white men) aren't handsome, objectively, they are. But at some point, it's all you see online and it becomes... so boring? The same dude in a different font? It's especially present in Tiktok and Instagram, the influencers all look the same.

This is actually a super interesting topic from a sociological perspective, but we aren't here for that, haha! So, let's continue before I get carried away!!

I'm actually so feral about his moles, since there's one on his neck and then another on the edge of his jaw, you could leave a trail of kisses from one to the other... until you reach his mouth, aaaaa

And you know how some scars itch?? I can see his facial scar itching like hell from moment to moment. There could be a scene where MC applies some salve on it and it's so soft because he isn't used to people taking care of him!! AAAA

Yes! The hair!! Maybe they're having gentle sex, Joren is on top and MC is on their back, and his hair falls like a curtain so it feels like there's just the two of them??

But pulling, caressing, brushing his hair!! It's all top-tier content!!

And awww, this is the first time we disagree on something! But yes, I actually stole your idea when I answered the other anon, haha! I got it from Ram, everybody, now you know.

But also, the trust Joren will have to put in MC... if he lets them shave his face??? They could him kill at that moment for good! It's a show of the greatest trust to bare his neck and close his eyes when MC has a knife against their skin...

And Ram, sometimes I cannot tell if you know how to speak Spanish, please put me out of my misery and tell me!!

[mercurys-hatta]

They have a point, I haven’t even watched Frosty the Snowman in my life, I wonder if it even reached Spain, but regardless I love Hinkle’s design and the small clips I’ve seen of him already. I’d live for this kind of tumblr “sexy”men

I’ll even tag it despite not knowin shit jajaj aj

[papitamexicana]

jajajajajaj sakdjasdkj perdon pro esto banda no lo tomen enserio solo es un chiste pendejoq ue se me ocurrio y lo quise hacer jaja xDD mis ships aun siguen siendo el rusmex y usamex, y quise hacer un triangulo amoroso aqui todo idiota jajaj xDD aksdjasd en fin eso es todo

translate:

Mex: Dudeee! can u believe that people ship us? i mean, two manly mens like US as fags? hahaha they shitting me hahaha... haha...ha... i luv u...

ame: oh mex... </3

love triangle btw this fuckers jajajajjaj dude i succ

[misguidedasgardian]

AAAHHH THANK YOU! ❤️

I just came up with three special chapters about them being in summer vacations and I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO READ THEM! jajaja even though we are a few chapters left of the semester! its going to be so much fun, Cregan doesn't want to go three months without seeing her so he makes sure they all spend their summer together and I got this whole thing planned and then the elections!!! can't wait! jajaja ouw Cregan is already so protective 🥹🔥

And there was a number of reasons he did it, I mean, not because he could... but because of Alys' lack of morals, like, she shouldn't be teaching young men... and because there was the picture going around and she was of dubious character too... so.... it wouldn't have flown the way it did if Alys was a good person and a good professor for the school jajaj❤️ but 80% for sure he did it for her! muahaha

I need to...

"You never expected your highschool sweetheart, the man you were certain you were going to marry, the perfect man, Aemond Targaryen, would cheat on you with your plastic arts teacher. This certainly made you to do a retrospect in all the decisions that you made that got you here. Deciding to take a step back and change colleges, you end up where you wanted to first get to... Winterfell University, where your life takes a huge turn for the better, new friends, new classes, and specially, a new love. Now your needs go first, and first, you need to calm down"

I need to get the f*ck out of here

I need to Go

I need to set in

I need to have fun

I need to warm up

(soon)

[yuukinoryuu]

DIABOLIK LOVERS -MORE BLOOD- RUTA DE KOU~MANIAC 04~

Mukami Kou ~Maniac 04~ 

*en la habitación de Kou*

Yui: (Kou-kun me dijo que necesitaba algo, así que me llamó a su habitación, pero… ¿qué querrá?)

Kou: Perdona por hacerte venir. Quería pedirte un pequeño favor.

Yui: ¿Pedirme un favor?

Kou: Hm. Verás, es que, hoy tengo un examen.

Kou: Y parece que es un examen importante para poder graduarse.

Kou: Quedaré como un idiota si repito el año. Así que quería pedirte tu cooperación.

Yui: (Cooperación… ¿Significa que quiere que le ayude a estudiar?)

Yui: (Pensaba que le daba igual la escuela… pero parece que se lo toma inesperadamente en serio.)

Yui: Está bien. ¡Te ayudaré en lo que pueda!

Yui: Ah, pero, estás en tercer año, ¿verdad, Kou-kun? Me pregunto si podré ayudarte con materias de tercero…

Kou: Hehe… No tiene nada que ver que sepas o no. Vamos, estira tu brazo.

Yui: ��Eh? ¿Mi brazo…? Espera, ¿¡qué estás…!?

Yui: (¿¡Está escribiendo algo… en mi brazo…!?)

Yui: ¿E-Esto es… una fórmula?

Kou: Hehe. Si escribo así las respuestas… ¡el examen será facilísimo!

Kou: Soy muy listo, ¿a que sí?

Yui: ¡N-No puedes! Si haces eso…

Yui: Y, ¿por qué en mi brazo…?

Kou: Pues, porque, ya sabes. No quiero escribir palabras en mi propio cuerpo. Se me ensuciará la piel.

Kou: Pero, en la tuya puedo escribir sin reservas. Bien, ahora déjame tu pierna.

Yui: (Ugh… ¡Me gustaría que las tuviera un poco…!)

*en el aula*

Yui: (Haa… Al final, he venido a la clase de tercero como me ha dicho.)

Yui: (El profesor está haciendo como si no hubiese visto nada…)

Yui: (Jo…)

Kou: M Neko-chan. Hoy serás bastante útil, ¿eh?

Yui: S-Sí…

Yui: (Me da un poco de vergüenza formar parte de hacer trampas en un examen…)

Yui: (Pero no puedo oponerme…)

*campana*

Profesor de tercero: -- Bien, podéis empezar el examen.

Kou: … Parece que ya empieza. Bien, entonces, enróllate las mangas, ¿vale, M Neko-chan?

Yui: S-Sí. … Ahí tienes.

Kou: Hmhm… Ya veo. En el brazo derecho está esta fórmula… y, en el izquierdo…

Yui: Ah…

Yui: (M-Me está rozando con el dedo… ¡me hace cosquillas…!)

Kou: Hehe… No, no. Si hablas muy alto… se darán cuenta los de alrededor, ¿sabes?

Yui: P-Perdón…

Kou: Veamos, esta respuesta… ¿dónde la he escrito?

Yui: (Ah… ¡está enrollando… mi falda…!)

Kou: Aah, eso, eso. Aquí estaba. Vamos… enrolla más tu falda. No puedo leer las respuestas, ¿sabes…?

Yui: (No… ¡Hacer eso en un lugar como este…!)

Opciones:

Resistirse.

No resistirse. (correcta)

Opción 1:

Yui: P-Para…

Kou: ¿Qué pasa? Entonces, ¿te parece bien que saque mala nota en el examen?

Yui: Pues…

Kou: ¿No te imaginas lo que te haré si me haces repetir de curso?

Yui: (Ugh…)

Opción 2:

Yui: (Qué remedio… Si le desafío, sólo se enfadará… Por ahora, no debería resistirme…)

Yui: … V-Vale… ¿Así puedes ver…?

Kou: Hehe. Eso es… Simplemente deberías hacer obedientemente lo que te digo.

Continuación:

Yui: (Qué vergüenza… ¡Por favor, que nadie esté mirando…!)

Kou: Bien, esta respuesta ya está. Hehehe… Aah, ¿dónde había escrito esta otra…?

Yui: Ah…

Yui: (¿Q-Qué? ¡Está tirando de… los botones de mi camisa…!)

Kou: Oye… Desabrocha los botones… Si no, a este paso, los romperé, ¿sabes…?

Yui: No… ¡No has escrito nada ahí…!

Kou: Hehehe… los he escrito mientras dormías, ¿sabes? Aunque parece que no te diste cuenta en absoluto.

Yui: (Eeh… ¡No puede ser…!)

Kou: Vamos, desabróchate los botones de una vez. Y enséñame las respuestas.

Yui: Ugh…

Kou: … Eso es. Desabrocha uno más… Hehehe, puedo ver… tu ropa interior.

(NA: El sujetador, vaya XD)

Yui: (… ¡Qué vergüenza…!)

Kou: Aah, en esta parte suave… Aquí las había escrito. Veamos…

Yui: (Ah… ¡No traces…!)

Yui: Nn…

Kou: Sshh… M Neko-chan. Si hablas tan alto, todos se darán cuenta, ¿sabes?

Yui: Ah… es que… estás rozando… con el dedo…

Kou: De verdad, qué chica tan pervertida. Te excitas con demasiada facilidad.

Kou: Nn… estás sudando… ¿sabes?

Yui: No… no lamas…

Kou: Hehe. Tu sudor… es dulce… Estás realmente excitada, ¿eh…?

Kou: ¿Te gusta que haga esto delante de todos? Como pensaba, eres una verdadera masoquista, M Neko-chan.

Yui: (Ah… Me está besando… en la nuca…)

(NA: ¿Cómo es posible que nadie se entere? JAJAJ)

Yui: N-No quiero…

Yui: (Se me escapa la voz…)

Kou: No puedes. Aguanta. Aah… no puedo resistirme. Es un olor realmente delicioso…

Yui: …! Aah…

Kou: Nn… Haa… Muy bien. Tu sangre mientras estás excitada… ¡tiene un sabor exquisito…!

Yui: (¡S-Seguro que los de alrededor… se han tenido que dar cuenta ya…!)

Yui: (Pero, todos están haciendo como si no vieran nada… incluso el profesor…)

Kou: Hehe, en realidad… me da igual el examen, ¿sabes?

Yui: Eh…

Kou: ¿Realmente pensabas que me preocupaba repetir? Eres realmente tonta.

Kou: Además, lo de que… he escrito en tu pecho mientras dormías. Eso también es men-ti-ra. ¡Hehehe…!

Yui: (No puede ser. Entonces… eso significa que yo, ¿he caído en su trampa?)

Kou: Vamos, más… Dame más sangre… Nn…

Yui: (Parece que… he estado bailando en la palma de su mano…)

~end Maniac 04~

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[cxptain-rex]

immmm baaack. prompt 1 with Wolffe x an army volunteer reader who has amnesia after a head injury? before she was injured she was one of few who treated him like any other human/alien species (😂) and he wants to return the favor by taking care of her. and she slowly gets her memories back?

Thanks @catchmewiththelosers for this request! I hope that you like it and that everyone else enjoys it! Jajaj I laughed at the human and alien species thing

***

summary: wolffe helps with the memory loss of someone very important to him.

pairings: wolffe x reader

prompt: Please don’t leave me. I’m a work in progress but I’m trying.

warning: uh none lil but of angst nothing much muajaja

***

(Requests are open for the clones! Send some prompts!)

***

“Who are you?”

Clone Commander Wolffe remembers that question clearly when you said it. He could not believe it, how could you be in this situation?

The explanation is quite...simple. You see, you volunteered to work with the GAR. You became a data analyst for the 104th battalion when you got accepted.

The Wolfpack had been extremely pleased with their data analyst; always saving you from danger and making you feel welcomed. You could say that they were your home. Until one day, you got caught in the mists of a battle.

“I must tell them” you said lowly as you rewatched the footage on your datapad. The Wolfpack has been sent straight into a trap and you found out about it. They left you behind on the transport, to keep you safe just how they put it.

You exit the transport and began hiking towards the pack. “Commander? Boost? Comet?” You called into your comm trying to reach the clones but no avail. The noise of blasters being shot alarmed you.

You ran through the muddy field until you caught the clone troopers. The droids managed to get to them first, unleashing a fight amongst the peaceful planet which you were visiting. It was supposed to be a simple supply relief mission yet it turned out to be the opposite.

***

Everything happened way too fast for you to comprehend, a commando droid advanced towards Wolffe who was crouched checking on a young child caught in this battle.

You couldn’t stand and let it happen. So you ran for it, getting in between the trooper and the commander. The droid stopped and looked at you, chucking you like a rag doll. You landed a couple of feet away from Wolffe.

A noise like static filled your eardrums, you did not feel anything. Although from the static you could hear Wolffe barking orders to the men. Something about getting help and finishing off the droids. You can’t quite pin point what is going on, one minute you were defending Wolffe and the other you couldn’t move for your life.

You felt yourself being cradled by someone, you lost focused. As you fell into darkness, Wolffe panicked. He stood up quickly, “call an evac!” He barked at Boost who hurried off to do what his commander ordered.

Wolffe walked back to the transport with you in his arms, he held you closed. “This wasn’t supposed to happen, cy’are” he mumbled only for him to hear. As the LAAT/I begins its journey back to the cruiser, Wolffe stares at your unconscious form wishing for you to wake up and reassure him that everything will be fine.

***

When the Wolfpack arrived to the Resolute instantly you were taken from Wolffe’s arms and onto a gurney. Kix made sure you were rushed into the medbay. “What happened?” He questioned checking you on the hangar. “Commando droid got to her” mumbles Comet looking down dejected. Kix stared at your unconscious form and took you away to the medbay. The pack watched as the nurses took their favorite data analyst away.

“She’s a fighter” assured Boost laying a hand on Wolffe’s shoulder plate. He could not shrug the fear in his bones. Just by seeing the droid throw you away and you on the floor unmoving, his world crumbled. You did that for him, to safe him and you did safe him but at what cost. He just hoped that for your sake and his own, you woke up.

***

It has been five days since you had been taken down to the medbay. Kix has been making every single thing to wake you up. Nothing worked and the poor clone medic was going to lose it. Wolffe on the other hand already lost it, he came by every day and today was no different.

He did not understood how he still managed to keep himself composed, after all, most of his brothers knew for your love story yet it was hard to believe. The big bad wolf of the 104th with a data analyst, what a scandal.

Wolffe enters the medbay and Kix is the first to greet him rather frantic. “She’s awake” he announces walking towards your room with Wolffe on tow.

“Is she ok?” asks the Commander rather anxiously as he fiddled with his gloved hands. Way out of character for him yet he couldn’t help it.

Wolffe suddenly remembers the first time that he met you, before entering the room to see you.

***

You seemed lost. It was your first day as the 104th battalion’s data analyst and you were already late to meet the General and the Commander. As you panicked, a clone in blue and white armor assured you.

“May I help you?” He asked and you nodded rather quick.

“Yes! I have to get to General Plo and Commander Wolffe” you announced looking around the hangar. “Let me escort you to the deck” the trooper replied leading the way.

“Thank you” you smiled softly at the clone who nodded back at you. “I’m Kix, ma’am” he spoke falling in step with you. “I’m Y/N, please no formalities, Kix” you replied at the clone.

Kix led you to the bridge where Commander Wolffe awaited your arrival. “General, are we sure we can trust this analyst?” He questioned looking at the holotable which held new intel for you to decode.

He expected a shiny or a damned droid yet he did not expected a young civvie volunteer. You entered with Kix, giggling at something that he said. The Commander locked his gaze with you, his glare pierced your soul.

“This is it, thats Commander Wolffe right there and General Plo” Kix pointed at the duo standing around the table.

“I am sorry that I am late, General Plo, I got lost and Kix here helped me get here” you explained embarrassed already on your first day with the GAR.

“It is quite alright, Miss Y/N, right?” The Jedi spoke smoothly almost with a calming tone which narrowed down your anxiety. You nodded shaking his hand, you turned towards the Commander and shook his hand as well. “Pleasure to meet you, sir” you spoke staring at Wolffe, he stood baffled. Your kind tone threw him off guard.

Since that first day, Wolffe managed to welcome you into the Wolfpack. Everyone loved you, they always put you first. Keeping you out of harms way.

The Commander fell for you, you were the only person who treated him like a human being aside from General Plo. Your kindness and sweet nature drew him in and since then he knew that his heart belonged only to you. You managed to win his love over anything in the galaxy.

***

The Commander blinked a couple of times as Kix motioned him to enter. You sat up rather quickly when Kix entered. The clone medic smiled at you softly as he checked his datapad. Kix started talking to you, checking your vitals and finally to ask you some standard questions.

“What’s your name?”

“Y/N Y/L/N”

“Do you remember how you got here?”

“Um...no?”

“Ok...” frowned Kix as he checked the brain scans in his datapad. Everything appears to be normal leading him to a dead end as to why you did not seem to remember.

“Y/N, could you tell me what’s my name?”

“I-I don’t know you sir, I’m sorry” you answered sincerely wringing your hands.

“What about him?” Kix asks pointing towards Wolffe who stood at the end of your bed.

You stared at the man, the first thing that you notice is his cybernetic eye and his honey colored eye. You thought hard yet you could not put a name to his face. “Who are you?” you spoke rather defeated.

Kix gulps nervously at the scene, Wolffe could only close his eyes and breathe. A cold wave embalmed him as the hairs rose on the back of his neck and his mouth ran dry. You can’t remember him at all. This was not supposed to happen, he says to himself.

“Give us a moment” Kix mutters motioning for Wolffe to follow him.

“I need you to calm down” he says and Wolffe grunts looking at the floor. “She has amnesia” the medic says in a somber tone. “She doesn’t remember anything from here” Kix presses staring at Wolffe.

“Is there any procedure you can do?” Wolffe asks searching on Kix’s gaze. The medic looks away defeated, he knew that amnesia could only be solved with patience and helping the patient and if not, they would not remember.

“No, She can be discharged today. You must help her. Take her to the hangar, show her around, anything that may trigger her memories” Kix says giving Wolffe the instructions in order to gain his best friend’s memory.

***

You have been discharged for an entire week and nothing has prevailed. You still were blank as new datapad with nothing to remember, just your name and where you came from. You learned that the man aside from your medic is Wolffe. He is your commander and you work as a volunteer in the GAR.

You also met the rest of the Wolfpack once again, their hearts broke when they saw their analyst all lost and confused. Nevertheless they searched for ways to help you get better. Although, Wolffe slowly lost hope that week. You could not pin point anything correctly and he was running out of patience.

Wolffe stood right in front of your door, like every day since you have been discharged. He knocks, you greet him with that damn smile that managed to capture his heart.

“Good morning Commander” you chirp exiting your room completely and standing fully beside Wolffe. He nods briefly and takes off, today it’s not a good day for him. He needed you to remember, he could not bring himself to stand every day without kissing you or holding you like he usually does before this whole mess.

After going into the mess hall and grabbing food portions, clones greeted you, even the Jedi greeted you yet nothing seemed to triggered your memories.

Wolffe stopped abruptly causing you to clash against his back. Clumsy as always, Wolffe thinks as he turns around to meet your confused gaze.

“What’s the matter?” you questioned searching for an explanation.

“Who am I?” He says slowly and you looked him quizzically.

“Commander Wolffe” you answer since that is what you had learned the past week.

“No Y/N! Who am I to you?” He questions again narrowing his gaze right at you. “I’m sorry...” you croak and your voice cracked at the realization that you do not remember him at all.

Wolffe takes a deep breathe and let it out.

“Y/N we are a couple, we have been for over a year now. I first met you onboard of the Resolute when you came in late with Kix because you got kriffing lost on your way to the command center. You were the first person aside from General Plo to treat me like a real human being. Please, I know you’re in there” Wolffe says dejected looking at you, he’s never felt more scared than now. Just by the fact that you might not remember everything you have gone through with him.

He leans down as you take in all the information, thinking of just one thing. He searches your eyes for permission and you grant it. Then your lips match with his, they mold as if they were made for each other.

Suddenly wisps of memories begin to flood your mind. You and Kix laughing at some of the 501st boys. Boost and Comet helping you prank Wolffe. Going to General Plo for consulting personal matters. Most of all Wolffe and his undying love for you.

A sharp intake escapes your lips, you pull away from Wolffe as you stared at him. He crosses his fingers mentally.

“Y/N?” He waka cradling your face on the middle of the cruiser’s hallway.

“Wolffe? Please don’t leave me. I’m a work in progress but I’m trying.” You cry latching onto the man you just remembered. As you sob he shushes you, hugging you tightly.

“I won’t leave you cy’are, I love you” he answers loud enough for you to hear. Wolffe holds you for a huge amount of time basking in the glory that his small burst out actually helped you.

The man would go through anything for you and he showed it by staying by your side and accepting your even with your memory gone at the beginning.

***

I had fun writing this! If you wish for any request send some prompts and I will work on them! Please, reblog this for more content!

I will thank you so much! I work hard, hours each time I get prompt to make it perfect for you guys! Thank you for everything! Xx - Adri

[vivgst]

No wonder the answer had been so short

JAJSSJSJSJSJKSSKJASAJJA I mean it looks kinda ugly but it scared me, still fucking does

Oh yessss, do it. I think I've seen people post audios but I have no idea how the hell they do it

Ohhh I remember, I've always loved that scene and it's funny but I think it's beautiful that he was so happy to do anything with his wife that her horrible voice faded into the background

Oh, I remember seeing a dead animal on the road when I was a child but it was whole, I can't see those kind of things because it makes me sick, I can't tolerate it

Honor, honest are the ones I usually remember

Omg should I watch it? Dina is Ellie's gf right?

Monkeys are too messy for the fucking love of God, they also become obsessed with their owners and don't let other people get close to them

No no no, I definitely don't understand either, I either love it or fear it, I can't feel both for an animal and I KNOW I wouldn't be able to sleep just thinking abt the animal eating me alive, no ma'am

Aww I love that you like your art and can't choose

I love that drawing and I love the one where she's looking from behind? like with wounds I think, I love it

I LOVE THE SOUNDTRACK TOOOO FUCK, I love merry-go-round of life, always listen to it while I'm writing

I've gotten too many of these messages and I hate them because it makes me feel guilty for ignoring them but I refuse to be scammed and taken advantage of.

How cute and how nice it is that the dog was called chico jajaj (Chico means boy but also small)

Dammit I almost woke up the whole house because I laughed so loud, why would you drink that water?????!!!!!

what did he say? everything went smoothly for you? I hope so

So you look gay? I wish man... I look too straight for my own good, men flirt with me thinking I like emmm nooOOOoooOOooo

And she's out of the closet?

Man I love the word tiny makes me giggle

@vivgst new thread <3 (I have the cut so it won't be a pain to scroll lol)

I've never watched Death Note, but I guess Ill just say L is my favorite since we share a name (technically) Honestly? my answer is simple w/ what animal Id be Almost ANY cat (not the flatfaced or folded ear ones though they can have some bad health issues :( ) Like if you're a domestic cat, you have the stuff to survive both in the wild, or in someone's house. You have super scenes of smell, night vision, claws, sharp teeth, AND probably enough smarts to not get eaten by dogs or smth. On the other hand with humans, at least 70% of the population would adore you, and maybe even take you in to pamper you. It would be very easy to get them to do your bidding since you'd be just some animal, and perhaps put above your caretaker's needs. Pets? Affection? Just act all adorable and stuff and they'll give it to you, cling on to them and they'll say they're your human now. On the other hand (or paw) there's the wild cats!! Still very cute. Still very cool. Now your defenses are upped by a ton, and people still find you cute. Though with how shitty environmental conditions are, and with the bigger cats slowly going to extinction :( , I may or may not just stick to domestic cats But hypothetically.. It would be neat to be either a snow leopard, tiger, or a jaguar. I love snow leopards for their big fluffy tails, and it would be cool to be able to roam through snow and stuff, but that seems to get a little boring from time to time. Love tigers for their stripes, I don't think they can roar..?? But that doesn't change anything. Think Tigers and Jaguars are both pretty efficient in survival, but I'd pick Jaguar just for their athletics and HUGE bite force (least from my 1st search). Or maybe, maybe not because there's an outfit/skin or two of Valeria's that are based on jaguars.. (or leopards, but ill go w/ jaguars) im obsessed w/ this woman man hdwhadwjadawnk OH ALSO ON THE TOPIC OF BIRDS??? AS FUN AS IT WOULD BE TO BE A MALE BIRD AND SHAKE YOUR COLORFUL BUM AROUND, THERE WAS A WHOLE ASS WAR W/ EMUS AND AUSTRALIA Honestly who wouldn't wanna be a relative of a dinosaur, but smaller and just as fucking scary Also for vacation.... I don't like going on vacation. I just like being in my sad little room, on the internet or drawing my ass off But, Id love to visit Japan and see their Ghibli Studio museum, it's so cool... Or even just go to a few hotels or smth here and there, I love their stellar technology, I love how everything is so cute or neat there, oh and I especially LOVE the social rules there, I'm a goody-two-shoes at heart and perfectly agree with being "nice"... Like yeah sure I may not like you or the opposite, but at least we can co-exist without biting our heads off (unlike the fucking us) and japan seems open to their culture being explored by others, so I'd totally love to (respectfully) participate in some traditions here and there OR I could visit Europe. Like not even a specific country? Just Europe. Cuz the US is like really fucking big, and a country like France is apparently as big as Texas. And it would be cool to take a week trip just exploring cultures and stuff (well everything except food, I'm a terrible picky eater ugh) Vacation in the US scares me tho, I'm fine where I'm at rn Maybe id be a little open to going to canada.. but bc of how they're treating the Palestine genoside rn maybe like later in life if they redeem themselves, but like the us? Fuck them too I think crocodiles r cute, but I wouldn't wanna go near one :3 Most of my relatives are either in the Philippines or Maryland, I barely know abt them now Never thought I'd be the one to be the gay cousin, ngl

[dansedan]

💭 What is a headcanon you have about your own work?

once, while mildly delirious with lack of sleep, I wrote up this big complex run-on note about how Kim and Harry's dynamic works like, "working through and around the decision to do the do and how to do it"-wise in the demissions/geste drole series but it... will likely never see the light of day because it's so sad and also like... felt mildly voyeuristic to have as a plot point jajaj old men relationship hackles...

[hanazou]

Hey dear Hua, I have come back to talk to my beloved ✨:

Beloved 💃,

is it alright with you to call you my beloved? I surely son't want to force my affection upon you. 🥺

You said you would wait until the end of time if need be - still, I feel sorry for answering late to your letter yet again. It was stress and, quite frankly, bad time management that kept me from it. Please forgive me.

What a special place you seem to like at! I don't think I could resist that much heat, but I do sure like to feel the warmth of the sun on my skin. Of course it's a relief to know you bode better with the heat than I do. Do not fret, I will take care of myself ☺️💛. I would also love to invite you to my country if it were possible, to take a walk through a forest, hidden under freshly fallen snow and maybe hold hands if you want to.

My my, what a specific taste in men you have 👀. Sadistic, you say? Yes, I understand. I feel myself losing my heart to Fyodor these days 💘.

❗Spanish ahead dear Hua: ❗

Hay, que piropo! Si soy sincera, yo ni escribo muy bien en espa��ol, como más que todo, lo hablé. Por favor no confies en mi ortografía, jajaj 👀.

English translation:

Oh, what a compliment! If I am being honest, my spaniah writing isn't even that good, since I mostly just speak spanish. Please don't trust my spelling, haha. 👀

With the most love,

🦁

PS.: Please tell me if you ever get bored of our little correspondence, I would not wish for you to be stuck somewhere you don't want to ❣️.

printing response... ` - * , ✒

📝 ; your letters have always been poetic somehow 🤔🤔 I enjoy being the courier 😋😋

[gbela1]

Antes no pensaba en relaciones serias ,siento que lo tomaba muy a la ligera el tema de las relaciones y ahora men,amaría estar en una relación seria,pasar todos mis pinches días con ella,viajar,hospedarnos en resorts súper cheveres,amo eso!!,llevarla a volar conmigo,que cool seria jajaj pero ninguna flaca hizo que sintiera todo eso,y ya siento que es hora que llegue la indicada p xd