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💞 REVOLVING HEARTS — our muses' romantic relationship

Joanna Stuart & Reuben Schellenberg ( betrothed ) @classiqcals

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# + ruby & joanna

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

MINE❤️🤤💍

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

(it changes A LOT, but she’s feeling show-offy so this is it rn)

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Usually it’s Dress by Taylor Swift, but she and Gizella have a game going where both Ruby and Elias’s ringtones are Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift and they wanna see how long it takes both of them to notice hehehehe

my muse’s last text to your muse (The last one that’s NOT nsfw, which you’d have to scroll a bit to find)

Jo —> Ruby: What’s your ETA rn? Miss you too much😘😉😏

Jo —> Ruby: Also Blair said he almost decked you last night!?!?!

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Joanna, smash or pass, Matthias?

“In the context of my actual life, everyone is a pass. But I realize that makes these games dreadfully boring, so out of context and in pure imaginary circumstances, smash.”

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💚 GREEN HEART — our muses' familial relationship

Joanna Stuart & Isolde Stuart ( @swordsandcrownsxx )

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Ship Questionnaire: Reuben & Joanna duh

How did they first meet?

Joanna thought she'd saw the most gorgeous man she'd ever seen at the masquerade ball, but under disguise, combined with the threat of the bombs, the thought was quickly dashed from her mind. Little did she know, soon after, she'd met Lord Reuben in the stables. She'd heard stories about him and his family, but that mattered little to her when she had her own intentions that were far apart from politics.

Who felt romantic feelings first?

Joanna has no way of truly knowing, but she knows exactly when she realized there was something more between them. That kiss astride a horse under the tent at the races in the countryside, one that caught her entirely by surprise, but it made her heart flutter in a way it hadn't in a very long time.

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

HAAAAA!!!!!! Yeah. big time. That denial ran longer than the river in Egypt.

Who initiated their feelings first?

I think Ruby did??? ( am I right??? ). Joanna implied her feelings, but didn't outright say it. Ruby was the first to actually make it super plain, and perhaps it was Joanna implication that made it safe to do so.

Who said “I love you” first?

Joanna. She snuck it in whilst she told him how she felt in hopes that it wouldn't make him too nervous to say it back.... but he still hasn't said it back.

Who gets jealous easily?

Joanna. She does NAWT like people claiming what's hers as theirs. Not that she ever thinks he could stray from her ( she doesn't really think anyone could ever compare to her sksksksk ) but she just enjoys being territorial.

Who is more protective?

It’s a really close tie, considering they protect each other in their own way. Joanna uses threats and anger to fight people who say an I’ll word against him. Reuben uses strategy and manipulation to divert people away. But Ruby wins this one for physical protection, when he holds her real tight just to protect her from her own anger, stays with her until she falls asleep while petting her hair, holds her hand to reassure her.

Who remembers the little things?

Joanna. She’s a scholar at heart, so little things he says and does sticks to her memory. She loves details.

Who talks about their feelings more?

Joanna. She’s found she can talk very freely about her emotions with him because he makes her feel safe, but when he talks about his feelings, she thinks it sounds a lot prettier.

Who uses the cheesier pickup lines?

Reuben. Only because Joanna doesn’t use pick up lines often, she just tells him straight out what she wants sksksksk

What does a first date look like for them?

Anywhere they can isolate themselves from the rest of the world. They like alone time where no one can hear them so they can speak freely.

What do they like to do together?

Besides the obvious, they enjoy quite a bit of time outdoors together, whether that be walking about the gardens, resting in the woods all alone, or hunting.

Which one gets angry the most, leaving the other to calm them down?

Joanna. She can get super angry and he’s the only one who can successfully calm her down.

Do they like PDA?

Since their betrothal, and they’re allowed to do little things without raising suspicion like stand next to each other, look at each other with those infamous heart eyes, and reach out to each other for little touches. She’s been enjoying the big things though; sitting on his lap, kissing him in public. It’s just the lovesick stare between them that makes people feel like they need to leave the room.

What are their big spoon / little spoon arrangements?

Jo is the little spoon simply because Ruby is so much larger than her, though he prefers being the little spoon. She can hardly accommodate that, but if she feels like he just needs affection, she’ll just lay right on top of him.

Does one like the cuddle more than the other?

Neither of them were too keen on it at first until the first time they fell asleep together. I think Ruby, bring as physically affectionate as he is, probably would probably enjoy it more than Jo, but again, it’s a really close tie because she just really loves when he touches her.

Who hogs the blankets?

Probably Ruby, but only because he’s bigger and Jo doesn’t really care if she has them either way.

Who’s more likely to initiate sex?

Ruby. Yes, Jo is very passionate, but where she is more subtle with it in the way she flirts, he is more likely to see her teasing and just goes for it. He doesn’t have to say much for her to give in, either.

Who’s the kinkiest?

Reuben, just from his experience compared to her lack thereof. Though she has felt gradually more comfortable to explore.

Who is the top and bottom in their sex life? Are they interchangeable?

While Reuben prefers to take on a more dominant role, Joanna also has her moments where she is a force to be reckoned with, so it is definitely interchangeable.

Who likes giving and who likes receiving oral?

It just depends on who is more needy at the time. I don’t think either of them shy away from giving.

Can they last more than one round?

YUP. When Joanna tells people she’s been “very busy” most days, that’s why.

Which one is a morning person?

Joanna. She rises with the sun. She likes when the Earth is so still and quiet in the morning.

Do either of them like to cook?

HAA. Never. They’re gonna keep their riches now, so neither of them will ever have to worry about that.

If they get married, who proposes first?

Well they are getting married, BUT in a Modern AU concept, she would never propose, mostly because he is short with his words, so she would never wanna feel like she pushed him into it and he just went along with it. She’d want him to do it himself just for the validation.

What kind of wedding do they have?

Why have I thought a lot about this. I fully believe they would do two ceremonies. They’d do one with just them and the people who matter, it would be more unique to them, probably somewhere in the woods, and she’d wear something entirely unconventional. Then the second one is the public one, one that keeps to Scottish traditions, she’d wear something much culturally significant, and then they can boast about it to everyone.

Does anyone object to their relationship?

Dorit, Graeme, probably her ex-fiancé.

Do they have any kids?

No, nor is that a thing on either of their minds. Don’t bring it up to them, though. It might spook them.

Do they have any pets?

Joanna has a dog back in Scotland she is certain to keep once they get home. Then her horse, of course.

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🔐 - 1 tip for each muse!

Annaliese Hölm. You can earn her trust by inquiring about her sisters and her husband. They are the dearest thing in the world to her, and she will always ramble on sharing stories about them. It definitely helps her relax around you. If you really want her to get comfortable, compliment her husband (but do it respectfully because she does enjoy getting jealous and possessive).

Maria De La Rosa. Anyone who doesn't abide by the pleasantries and manners of the royal court are the first in line to earn her trust. She does not trust anyone easily at all, but you can start by showing her that you value her perspective as a pirate and that she does add something fun to the castle.

Joanna Stuart. Literally, just listen to her. She has so many amazing ideas and is super smart and tactical, but she feels like no one gives a damn. If you show her you're impressed by her, that you believe in her, and that you are in awe of her, she is quicker to let you in.

Victoria Windsor. She's very rosy and sees the world in bright pink literally all the time. She closes herself off to people who enjoy bursting her bubble by making fun of her or try to bring her down to reality. She appreciates people who would like to join her in her fantasy world and then gently bring her down to earth. Her eldest brother is the best at this, therefore, she trusts him the most.

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📔 - joanna on reuben 👀👀

My Dearest Journal, I've received a letter from Lord Reuben Schellenberg, whom I spent the day with what seems like a mere moment ago. It warms my ego to know that I am already being pursued so quickly. Finally, the attention that I deserve. I have heard whispers from the nurses around the corridors who say that men, particularly royal princes, can always be fooled into believing a woman is virtuous, even when she is not. If that is true, then I am well on my way to having more fun than I had initially intended. I shall inquire further about what married royals do when they simply cannot stand one another. Is it normal to seek affections outside a royal marriage? Or will it simply ruin my reputation further. As I write these words, I am beginning to wonder how much I really care. Especially when I can have the noble that I've heard is a well sought after prize for his looks. Imagine, me, Joanna, the most envied princess at French court. Now that would be delicious.

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[THE LOVERS] - for natasia! [THE TOWER] - for maria! [THE DEVIL] - for joanna!

[THE LOVERS] - What do they consider to be the "perfect partner", be it romantic, platonic, alterous, etc.? Is there someone like that in their life?

So Natasia's perfect partner is basically an accomplice or co. conspirator, someone who will play the game with her. She is not interested in someone who wants to do the lovey-dovey shit. She just wants to marry someone who will help her get that crown and then leave her alone when they're not at work. So Klaus, basically.

[THE TOWER] - Are they a destructive individual (be it literally or metaphorically)? If so, how?

In a literal sense, absolutely. Kaboom.

[THE DEVIL] - Which of the capital vices is your muse tempted by? (Pride, Greed, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth)

WELL being tempted by lust is what got Joanna into this mess in the first place. She also does envy being in love and being happy and doing all of that lovey-dovey shit, but she will never, ever admit that so don't tell Ruby.

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# + Graeme & Joanna

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Dad (very straightforward LOL)

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Scotland The Brave. The sound of the bagpipes makes her jump a bit like an alarm going off so she knows to behave herself

my muse’s last text to your muse

Jo —> Graeme: Yeah, dad. Those are called followers, they don’t actually follow you around all day🤣🤣🤣 they’re kinda like your fan club

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#Jo and Is

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Is💚

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos

my muse’s last text to your muse

Jo —> Is: Are you free this weekend? I want you and Ev to see my dress 🥹

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hc + 👻 {Joanna, Maria, Salome}

👻 for a headcanon about supernatural occurrences

Joanna doesn’t believe much in the supernatural, and her father’s dealings with his seer only solidify that for her. It’s not because she has a stronger belief in anything else, but more because she thinks playing with such things is poisoning his once great mind.

Maria has heard many tales about the sea and its magic, but she really only believes the pirate’s superstitions, like how tattoos and gold earrings ward off evil spirits, and how dolphins swimming along the side of the boat is a sign of good luck.

Salome knows there is a supernatural force that breathes through all living things, and it breathes through them as well. She often feels she can determine the outcome of a scenario based on a feeling she gets from the earth, for only the earth knows the course of history, as it is the only one to have been there for all these centuries.

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hc + 🔞 {Gizella, Joanna, & Annaliese}

🔞 for a nsfw-headcanon

Gizella has an insatiable sexual appetite, she’s like a feral cat in heat most of the time, but she hides it really well. In fact, being able to hide it is what makes it so much more fun, because she comes across so innocent and sweet when she’s REALLY NOT. Mind you, it’s all for, and because of, Elias. She wasn’t like that very much before her honeymoon SKSKSKSKSK

Joanna is a naturally sensual person due to her rebellious and devoted spirit, but she has only slept with two people. She has always been more dedicated to her studies and her skills on the battlefield, but also she finds men generally exhausting and doesn’t want to risk gossip about herself. At first, she picked Jakob for his resilient heart, but after it failed, she became MUCH pickier about her bedfellows. When she picked Reuben, it was carefully thought through and chosen for very specific reasons.

Annaliese is not a virgin, but she is a saint. She’s very traditional, very reserved, and keeps her sexual side only for Erich, her husband. It is only an intimate and loving act that she must share with the man she loves and there is no other alternative.

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🗣️ + stefan ( for both gizella and joanna )

"He's the only one of Reuben's family that hasn't made me feel either like a curated museum piece or a nuisance, and he hasn't flirted with me once since the betrothal began, which is of great relief to us all. I should think we will be great friends, but he is a Schellenberg, so I have to wait and see if he wants to kill me first."

"At least one of my husband's siblings doesn't want to kill me... it's awfully lonely in those apartments whilst Elias has been away and now resting from his wounds... it is nice to know that I have one friend in this family..."

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Joanna Smash or Pass: The Windsors

"Ugh! Pass on all of them. They're all just so very... English. It makes me sick to my stomach."

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Joanna -> Mars, Uranus

MARS

is   your   muse   subtle   when   it   comes   to   things   they   want   ?   

Not even in the slightest. If she shows any kind of discretion about anything that goes on inside her head, it's probably because she is still making decisions. But once she knows exactly what she wants, she pursues it relentlessly.

are   they   passionate   about   the   things   they   do,   so   much   so   it   could   come   off   as   aggressive   ?   perhaps   obsessive   ?   

It is not secret throughout all of Europe, by now, that Joanna's soul is bathed in fire and passion. Aggression ( though she would call it pride ) is the hallmark of what makes her so memorable ( either for good or bad reasons ). She would not call it obsession, though many others would.

what   gives   your   muse   passion   ?   what   makes   them   competitive,   what  gives   them   courage   ?   how   do   they   express   these,   by   words   ?   actions   ?

Independence and adventure gives her passion. Anything that breaks the rules and allows her to feel more free to make choices solely on her own merit and not because of what law and duty say, those are the things that really give her passion and drive. Anyone who tries to outshine or snuff out her fire makes her competitive. She has a natural courage about her, something she's always had since she was a little girl. She is the most expressive of her passions, how she chooses to express them depends on the moment.

 what   is   your   muses   sexual   energy   like   ?   are   they   a   sexual   person   ? 

Undoubtedly, yes. Her sexual energy is not unlike her true nature; ferocious and raw, yet tenacious and passionate. Tapping into that is one of the easiest ways to rebel, as it gives her the perfect excuse to give in to this type of vice. There is also something so sinfully sweet about being primally desired, a want that is free of thought and process, that simply just is. Especially when it's from someone she cares deeply for, she can become addicted to that mutual desire.

URANUS

this   particular   planet   is   the   planet   of   sudden   inspiration   and   change,   so   how   does   your   muse   handle   unpredictable   changes   ?   how   do   they   handle   planned   and   known   changes   ? 

Quite chaotically, actually. This is why even her own sisters tend to keep secrets from her, because there's no telling what kind of strife her reactions could cause. When it comes to planned changes, she throws a bit of a temper tantrum at first, but she will eventually settle with enough time to process and adjust.

what   about   inspiration   ?   do   they   do   whatever   inspires   them   in   that   moment,   or   is   their   inspiration   something   that   takes   time   to   develop   and   build   ? 

She heavily motivated and inspired by the same things; influence, attention, love, or greed. She can always pick herself back up off the ground for at least one of those four things.

what   makes   your   muse   special   ?   what   makes   them   different   and   eccentric,   if   they   are   ?   where   do   they   create   the   most   change   ? 

Joanna is special for somehow being likable despite her intense pride and stubbornness. When she hand-picks which people she'd like to keep, she is the most loyal friend and will even commit crimes for those she especially cares deeply about. She would fight for anyone on their behalf and defend them until the end of time. What she does, she does with honor and truth, even if it comes off terrifying and/or annoying.

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🌷 Joanna -> to Reuben, to Graeme

For Reuben:

"What I could say is not for polite society... but mostly I love, when you look at me, you are never too scared to turn away when I look back."

For Graeme:

"I still want your approval more than anything. While I will happily free myself from the torment of taking commands, I will always miss the way you were proud of me."