#memes //

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[happycatlovers]

[raointean]

Conflicting character development

Alternatively

"When your mom is a better grandma than she was a parent"

[prokopetz]

Variations on "they would not fucking say that":

They would not fucking say that (the classic)

They might fucking say it, but they wouldn't say it like that

They'd say it if it ever occurred to them, but there's no fucking way they'd figure it out on their own

They might think it, but good fucking luck getting them to admit it

They might say it, but – and this is key – they'd be intensely fucking weird about it

[daily-spooky]

[caats]

[bebx]

I don’t need therapy. I need my husband (archive of our own) to return from war (the server is currently down) and come home to his devoted wife (an ao3 user who was in the middle of reading a gay sex scene). it’s been almost two years (20 minutes) since he (ao3) has been taken from me

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

not when I was reading this mlm enemies to lovers fic where these two idiots are finally about to have sex after 99k words of them trying to kill each other and making each other bleed and yearning for each other and fighting off sexual tension oh my god????

[creelarke]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[raointean]

...he'll get there eventually

[prokopetz]

RPG where the tutorial quest to find your neighbour's missing cat is interrupted by the discovery of some cosmos-imperilling threat (as one does), and the player is whisked away on a series of increasingly high-stakes misadventures in which the cat is rapidly forgotten – except the unfinished quest to find it is still hanging out in your quest log, taunting you, for the full length of the game, until finally you reach the Big Bad's cursèd citadel in the unlighted place beyond time and reason... and there, pawing at the citadel's great silver gate, is the neighbour's missing cat; this is in no way relevant to the overriding save-the-cosmos plot, and how it got there is never addressed.