#members of the class (moiii excluded because i am perfect of course) were absolute cucks

[swallowtail-ageha]

Last year i had already picked my outfit for the mkπ (which is, for those who aren't italian, something that can be only described with "prom but it happens in the middle of february and instead of dancing you just go on a gigantic bender which starts from the morning when you go to school to the morning after"), which consisted in (fake) leather pants and a very small corset. Perfect! Alas the pleather pants got fucking DESTROYED in the motorbike accident (to the point where i was more upset about losing them than to injuring my leg), but me, being so fixated on the fit and having had already coordinated everything, just Refused to throw away the corset and variousa accessories, so the fateful day i went to school having picked the second best choice of my deck of cards, it being a ridiculously short miniskirt, and, obviously, no one said anything because this is campanian culture adjacent south italy we are talking about of course they just let people go to school half naked or dressed like jojo characters