#melonlord

[frumpybutsupersmart]

congrats to the latest episode of ofmd for making me change the title of my blog for the first time in probably a decade

[free-boundsoul]

"Oh god why do you make this so hard, why do you make it so hard to believe you? You know the right words, you say the right words, and I want to like what I hear. I watch the words form on your lips. Beautiful lips. The way you look… the way you smell...The taste of you. You’re ruining me and I’m letting you. God I’d let you do anything to me for just a little bit of truth. To taste your honesty between my teeth again. To breathe your submission."

Taglist: @pinksparkl @thatweirdomidas @fuzzy-melonlord @vind3miat0r @dawnofiight @nevaroonie @vegafan69 (if you'd like a tag, please let me know ^^)

[angel-shaw]

Merry Christmas / Happy holidays everyone!!

@gumballrightfoots @meepisindahouse @whorefordarlin @ejunkiet @epsi-l0n @readyandnot @themonotonysyndrome @taelonsamada @itsyourstarboy @itsdaifuku @its-darlincollins @obscurapage @angelcactus @darlin-collins @duskgraves @dollscircus @dominimoonbeam @fuzzy-melonlord @glitchedvariety @gh0stlyfixation @hott-brownn-sugarr @haradasaya @jolly-kevin @lovelylonerliterature @zozo-01 @capitalisticveins

If you aren’t tagged I probably just forgot your tag I’m sorry 😭❤️❤️

I love all of you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[b3ttysgard3n]

I AM NOT TOPH, I AM MELONLORD!!!

[gumballrightfoots]

@annahhopee @angel-shaw @batch-of-pengwings @bbbatss @blutomindpretzel @beemybella @beewithknee @bruh-im-aggro @carte-blanco @call-mesatan @chihuahualover9000 @crimson-chaos @daveyistheloml @darlin-collins @dojacatscow @doodle-mochi @dollscircus @dominimoonbeam @emeraldfangs @epsi-l0n @fuzzy-melonlord @friendlyfaded @glitchedvariety @ghoulgeousimmaculate @hott-brownn-sugarr @haradasaya @jolly-kevin @kelly-371 @kitkatkoneko @kimiko-the-angel @leafboy-the-shark @munchycactus @mothman-is-vary-gay @mar-the-magician @morgansplace @possibility-1nk @queer-and-utter-chaos @readyandnot @redbleedingrose @romeo-the-homeo @stars-shaped-clouds @themonotonysyndrome @thegoldenlittlerose @visionsofsmoke @victorinoxghoul @yourlocalmcdonaldssprite @yourfavouritegenderbender @zozo-01 @4ngelv4mp

you all know why tf yall are here.

[vampire-bite]

Hi here's some anonverse characters names spelled out with songs that fit them

@bruh-im-aggro @sam-collins @fuzzy-melonlord

[that-bi-fan]

@owl-web @mx-mongoose @miss-kookiio @shippin-it-faster-than-fedex @thecastleoftheheartland @myeyesandheartadjust @inkillusionst @silverroseredstar @prinx-tam @blue-cypress @inkedintothepaper @zukos-honor-vs-melonlord @deepalpacamilkshake @salt3d-caram3l @aurora-rose-reblogs @rose0226 @missarafdraw

@ all you guys so you know, I redid the poll for the two princes. should be the post beneath this

[mmaurysiek]

(image description:) a drawing of Toph Beifong from avatar, during the Melonlord incident (/end description)

[free-boundsoul]

"Who says train engineers can't be fabulous, Wildfire?"

Taglist: @pinksparkl @thatweirdomidas @fuzzy-melonlord @vind3miat0r @dawnofiight @nevaroonie @vegafan69 @grilledcheezy92 @caelumsnuff

[angel-shaw]

HAY

@queer-and-utter-chaos @whorefordarlin @epsi-l0n @romeo-the-homeo @readyandnot @themonotonysyndrome @its-darlincollins @obscurapage @angelcactus @darlin-collins @fuzzy-melonlord @friendlyfaded @glitchedvariety @haradasaya @jolly-kevin @k9rage @lovelylonerliterature @cupid-moon @beewithknee @meepisindahouse

DRINK WATER AND MAKE SURE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!!!

❤️❤️❤️

[nautiscarader]

“All hail melonlord” ATLA

Toph turns the table in the Sokkarem, getting all the attention from Sokka, Suki and Ty-Lee. With two ladies and definitely a gentleman, she gets every square inch of her body covered in kisses, just in time for part 2, in which melon lord is treated a bit more rough by her worshippers. Toph doesn't mind...

[bruh-im-aggro]

you haven't been active lately but I wanted to share this

Wrath and Lust are just Karlach and Astarion in different fonts

LOUDER FOR THE PPL IN THE BACK OMG

Im taking this as a compliment towards Wrath

@fuzzy-melonlord

[vampire-bite]

vincent 🥸 (all signs are pointing towards this and i’m still not sure)

yeah its vincent lmaoooo i like just changed my blog title due to posting abt other vampire stuff so much but its been vincent simp #1 for like, ever lol

but i am a fraud and i also love avior equally (i also have a big soft spot for christian, thanks @fuzzy-melonlord )

[autisticempathydaemon]

Busybee Recs: Dec 5th

In this rapidly growing and changing community, there is no shortage of gorgeous creators, talented writers, and fantastic content to consume. Because the fandom could always use more positivity and more spotlight shown on older content, I'll be highlighting and recommending fics written on this date in previous years!

Things that must be done

"Say not in grief 'he is no more', but in thankfulness that he was" - Hebrew Proverb. Angel goes to visit the resting place of Gabe, alone. Wanting to talk to him, even though they will never meet.

A touching, melancholy fic by @fuzzy-melonlord with the perfect, bittersweet balance of sadness over what David has lost and hope for his happy future.

Things I love about this fic:

The proverb, the Fruits Basket inspiration, and the headcanon mention from @the-sugar-crash make me love this fic before I even read it!

I love the detail that he'd probably have wanted Angel to call him Gabe; that feels right.

Slightly less cute note, Angel not being dressed appropriately for the weather also feels right (affectionate)

[sam-collins]

Morgan NSFW alphabet. @fuzzy-melonlord

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): Typically, he’s going to have been subbing, and he’ll be very…. Floaty. Soft, sleepy smiles in response to praise. He very much likes bathing with his partner afterwards.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): He’s very fond of his partner’s eyes. Call him a hopeless romantic, lol. On himself, he has pretty bad self esteem, but if he had to choose he’d probably say his hands.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): He likes to cum on his partner’s body.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): Near when him and Lust first met, he had a vision of them in an…. Intimate situation.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): He’s pretty inexperienced. He has only really had one relationship, and he hasn’t exactly been sleeping around.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): If he’s topping, he likes anything with his partner on top of him. If he’s bottoming, he likes it when he’s pressed against them and they’re almost restraining him with their arms.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): He’s pretty serious. Mostly because he gets really, really focused on making sure he’s doing it right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): I have to say it. Morgan is probably someone who shaves. Not all the way, but there is not that much in the way of hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): He’s a hopeless romantic. He’s so focused on wanting to be there with his partner and being close with them.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): He doesn’t, really. But not in the way Lust doesn’t, where he sleeps with people when horny. He just…. Feels a bit awkward about it. And he doesn’t have much time. So he instead just tends to get pent up.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): Morgan is a masochist, definitely. He loves being spanked. a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶’̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶C̶B̶T̶.̶

Edging, of course. Goes hand in hand with his masochism. He loves to be teased until he’s desperate and teary-eyed. But he also enjoys edging his partner occasionally. (He likes chastity :).)

CNC. He’s generally more fond of being the ‘prey’, in this case. But he isn’t opposed to the opposite.

Praise kink. So much of a praise kink.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): Anywhere, really. If his partner is fine with it, he trusts them not to get them into trouble.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): He’s so, so pent up. Basically anything. But kisses on his jaw and neck, or putting a hand on his thigh, that makes him flush and get bothered.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): No blindfolds.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): He’s got a big oral fixation. He can cum just from giving his partner head and he feels awkward when it comes to receiving.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): Typically, he prefers it when his partner controls the pace, but when he does he goes pretty fast. But is only rough if they want it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): He enjoys them, but not more than being able to take his time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): Definitely game to experiment. But he gets pretty nervous.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): He doesn’t typically last super long, but he usually can go for 3 or 4 rounds. Again, he’s pent up.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): He doesn’t own toys. But he likes them to be used on him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): Surprisingly less of a tease… Not to say he won’t if he’s feeling more dominant, though

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): Incredibly loud, no control over his voice. And it’s easy to get him crying from pleasure.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): He’s very easily overwhelmed. And he has a sensitive neck and thighs.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): He’s very…. Average, I suppose? There’s nothing really notable. Guys, I can only describe dicks so many ways.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): He’s horny near constantly.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): He’s a sleep deprived insomniac who feels safest in someone’s arms. He’s asleep very quickly.

[frenchiefitzhere]

Hello, @fuzzy-melonlord! It is I, Frenchie, your Secretest of Santas!

Jk... I'm guessing when you approved the offering of a song for the exchange, you may have figured out it was me, but I digress... /lh

For this year's Redacted Winter Gift Exchange (organized by @the-sugar-crash), I come bearing a song for you from your favorite fallen empathy daemon. In the grand tradition of the creepy classic "Baby It's Cold Outside", Regulus has decided he doesn't want you to leave--ever--so he's magically changed the weather and now you're snowed in.

"There's Snow Way I'm Gonna Let You Go" on AO3 [including lyrics and chords]