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ezzisaur · 3 years ago

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So, I found an incorrect quotes generator and had a bit of fun with some of my OCs.

(Sorry for the long post, my internet is crap atm and so the Read More thing isn't working :( )

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Bathy: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Melly: But don't you hate yourself.

Bathy: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

(How was this my very first one after a scene I wrote just yesterday? 😂)

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Melly: Help! I’m drowning!

Bathy: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Melly: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

(This is especially hilarious to me because Bathy is like 10 feet tall and Melly is like 5 feet.)

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Melly They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.

Bathy: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!

(Okay, I included this one simply because it's the first one that uses pronouns and the default was they, which are Bathy's.)

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Melly: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Bathy: You and me!

Melly: *tearing up* Ok.

(Hekhekhek this could go both ways for these two!)

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Bathy, grinning: I have a knife!

Melly: Put it down, Bathy.

Bathy: Make me! *sprints away*

(Impulsive, thy name is Bathy)

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Melly: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Bathy: That sounds like a challenge.

Melly: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Bathy: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Melly: There is no challenge!

(Melly, you're never going to win this one, chief 😔)

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Melly: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Bathy: Melly, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Melly: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

(Again, Bathy is 10 feet tall 😂)

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Melly: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Bathy: I thought the animals might be lonely.

(OKAY, BUT BATHY WOULD ACTUALLY DO THIS. Especially if it sold fish and stuff!)

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Melly: I’ve only known Bathy for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

(It takes more like a week-ish, but yes.)

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Melly: That was a joke. Say ha.

Bathy: Ha.

Melly: Now do it again.

Bathy: Ha.

Melly: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

(Bathy: REALLY?!

Melly, softly: ... Yeah Bathy, you are.)

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Bathy: Can you pass the salt?

Melly: Can you pass away?

Bathy: Too much salt.

(This is Melly at all the tourists until he decides Bathy is A Okay)

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Bathy: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Melly: Unless you're home alone.

(Why u gotta bring down the mood melly)

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Melly: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Telly: I don't want your advice.

Melly: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

(Haha, you tell 'er, Melly)

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Skid: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.

Melly: Oh no.

Bathy: More like "oh yes!"

(Their friendship gives me life okay)

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Melly: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Bathy: Where did you get that?

Melly: My pocket.

Bathy: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Melly: Skills.

(This is hilarious because all of Melly's pockets have holes because he stores things inside himself. In plastic bags so his jelly body doesn't ruin things.)

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Bathy: I have a problem.

Melly: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

(And then he helps anyways, the nerd)

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Bathy: Try not to roll your eyes at me.

Melly: I don't have pupils.

(He doesn't)

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Melly: I am in charge of this disaster!

Bathy: I have a name, you know.

(Aww, Melly, you gotta soft spot, bro? 😉)

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Melly: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Bathy: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Then say that next time!

(Melly hates the beach 😂 All the sand gets stuck in his body)

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Melly: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Bathy: ...We're on the ground floor.

Melly: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

(Melly: I'm not dramatic!

Everyone else:

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Melly: I regret nothing!!!

Bathy: I regret everything!!!

(Stop shouting at each other friends and just escape the giant hungry lizard)

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Bathy: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Melly: Not by the law!

(This is so accurate 😂😂)

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Overall, this was super fun! Nice generator. You can find it here!

#incorrect tpt #this generator thing is great #tpt #melly and bathy #my wip #I'll be posting about this wip soon #as in like 2 or 3 days #my ocs

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