#meliagaunce

[tiodolma]

Lamorak: Sir why do u love Queen Guinevere?

Meliagaunce: coz she's the most beautiful and fairest lady in the land

Lamorak: no she's not

Meliagaunce: wut

Lamorak: Queen Morgawse of Orkney and my mom are the most beautiful

Meliagaunce: damn u

Lamorak: damn u too

[rjalker]

Well that is certainly a novel way to spell it

Meliagaunce

[magicjesuscup]

I dunno; it made me laugh

I saw this post:

And it reminded me about a review (written by a user named Madeline) on  Goodreads about Le Morte d’Arthur by Thomas Malory.

I had to invent games to keep myself invested in the story, like "How Many of the Fight Scenes Can Be Interpreted as Gay Sex Scenes?" The answer, dear reader, is A Lot. "By that Sir Launcelot was come, then he proffered Sir Launcelot to joust; and either made them ready, and they came together so fiercely that either bare down other to the earth, and sore were they bruised. ...and so they rushed together like boars, tracing, raising, and foining to the mountenance of an hour; and Sir Launcelot felt him so big that he marvelled of his strength, for he fought more liker a giant than a knight, and that his fighting was durable and passing perilous. For Sir Launcelot had so much ado with him that he dreaded himself to be shamed, and said, Beaumains, fight not so sore, your quarrel and mine is not so great but that we may leave off. Truly that is truth, said Beaumains, but it doth me good to feel your might, and yet, my lord, I showed not the utterance." "And then they hurled together as wild boars, and thus they fought a great while. For Meliagaunce was a good man and of great might, but Sir Lamorak was hard big for him, and put him always aback, but either had wounded other sore."

[tiodolma]

Lancelot: my brooosss why are u fighting? Can ya'll stop? You are knights of king arthur ffs!

Meliagaunce: look i said dame guinevere is the fairest and this guy replied that queen morgawse is fairer. It's rude! I had to do something! I was just fighting for my lady! You understand that, right?

Lancelot: LAMORAK, say that to my face! I will fight u to prove queen guinevere is the fairest and u shall not insult her!

Lamorak: (his life flashing before his eyes)

Bleoberis: Lancey, bro, look, before you do anything I also think my girlfriend is the hottest in the land. We all cant keep picking fights and killing each other over who's lady is fairest. Jfc.

Lancelot: Sorry, Lamorak

Lamorak: ah yeah sorry too. Um yeah.

Meliagaunce: ok thats settled. Bye

Lancelot: let us go Bleoberis

Bleoberis: bye Lamorak

Lamorak: see u when i see u

Lamorak: ...that was close

Arthur: HI

Arthur: (strikes down Lamorak with his spear no questions asked)

Lamorak: FML... who the fuck was that

[tiodolma]

Cardiff vs Cornwall parallels

King Arthur - King Mark

Queen Guinevere - Queen Isoude

Sir Lancelot - Sir Tristam

Sir Meligaunce - Sir Palomides

Sir Lamorak - Sir Kehydius

At least that's how i see it. I know it's not this simple tho. But they must be foils of some kind to each other.

[tiodolma]

and Sir Lamorak rode again thereas he left the two knights, and then he found them hid in the leaved wood. Fie on you, said Sir Lamorak, false cowards, pity and shame it is that any of you should take the high order of knighthood

Were Sir Tristam and Sir Kehydius hiding in the bushes while Sir Lamorak talked to Meliagaunce lmaoooo