#melanie has informed the inner sanctum though

[teecupangel]

Have you ever played... Huniepop? An AC game in Huniepop style would be fun.

I saw a free uncensored version but I’m totally not sure if that website is legit because, from what I could see, Huniepop is not free in Stream so, like… I don't wanna risk it unless someone can verify that the free version is legit.

Although, I did check the wiki and it’s part dating sim, part three tiles match if I’m correct?

And all I can think about is…

“Hey, Ubisoft would probably make a low effort version of that. They’re already rumored to be making 11 Assassin’s Creed games anyway.”

It really says something about how I feel for Ubisoft as a company that a three tile dating sim game for Assassin’s Creed characters?

I would be ‘wtf’ but I won’t be surprised XD

Anyway, so let’s talk about how this might work. (Ubisoft, if you’re, on the off chance, actually reading this, go ahead, man, use this idea if you want, just, like, add Desmond AND Callum, you cowards)

First of all, it’s gotta be an Abstergo ploy.

They saw how much simping was happening for their History’s Hitmen sub-series of ‘Animus: History is Our Playground’ series and they’re so livid that their Fallen Heroes Series is just ‘meh’. Like, Haytham Kenway is the ones getting simped on the levels of the ‘protagonists’ of History’s Hitmen and there’s a lot of fans who is like “but what if he was an Assassin?” or “what if he reconciled with his son?” so Haytham Kenway is like the blacksheep of Abstergo Entertainment.

Out of… well, no one would call it desperation but Abstergo Entertainment’s profits had been ‘disappointing’ so they’re currently developing more than 10 Animus games!

During that development period, they decided to just put out a low effort three tile game with dating sim elements.

Why is it low effort?

Because it uses the actual data taken from the memories of the Animus and used that to ‘create’ the avatars. No testing if this wouldn’t bite them in the ass later or if the Animus can even do such a thing.

They got a lot of flack for it being online-only game but the dating sim elements certainly became the hook because it’s set for voice recognition and the avatars seemed to actually be understanding them.

It became a hit.

And, of course, History’s Hitmen gets a lot of ‘players’.

And that’s when a lot of players notice it.

Sometimes, an avatar who looks a lot like Altaïr and Ezio would greet them to tell them that Altaïr or Ezio or Ratonhnhaké:ton is busy at the moment.

Sometimes he appears in Edward and Haytham as well but he’s mostly seen in those three.

Mostly they assume he was meant to be a ‘message’ about how there’s a lot of server requests since he appears on the ones that have a lot of ‘players’.

Then posts start popping up on how you can actually talk and interact with that messenger. And he also has his own three tile game which he talks about, even giving suggestions or asking what this or that powerup do.

And the rumors start circulating.

He was meant to be the tutorial.

He was actually a secret avatar.

All the while, Abstergo Entertainment is quietly panicking.

Because that low effort three tile dating sim game?

It’s disappeared from their computers.

It’s in the servers but they can’t find it.

They can’t even shut it down.

And that day the ‘game’ disappeared in their computers…

All of Sample 17’s data also disappeared.