#melancholybovine

[cutemoniic]

melancholybovine replied to your post: Soggy ice cream cone…

Incredibly Cursed

What have I created...

[vriskinks]

melancholybovine replied to your post: [ for fuck’s sake the ac has been dripping for...

//absolute fucking tragedy moment of silence please

[ my COLA

this is a travesty.........

[arachnidsgamer]

5'4"

you’re on the left and you’re not allowed to 8e this tall, illegal

[silkenseamstress]

@melancholybovine

You Should Know The Answer To That Question Is Obviously Yes

[jackalopegirlteeth]

melancholybovine replied to your post: Jupiter, Saturn

Not short 2 me BV

Are you implying what I think you’re implying?

[nascenthunger]

💎

Probably an 8 or 9

[feyfelicity]

melancholybovine replied to your post: Ugly? Preposterous. You're gorgeous, in so many...

put up your dukes

NO MEWR TOO STRONG 

[portraitsandpotions]

melancholybovine liked your post “Confession: I want Najana to take me by the horns and make me her...”

Oh? Do you have ssssomething you want to ssssay to me, dear? 

[jackalsmoked]

Would B@ng

y’knOw the jOkes abOut us must run thick and fast.

[graciouscashlightener]

Telep@thy

WH4T 4N 4DOR4BL3 MOOB34ST. 1 R34LLY SHOULD SCR3W H3R SOON.

[daystxlker]

Don't h@ve @ cow, but I think you're utterly be@utiful.

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Oh My God The Cow Puns

[roxy-laloon]

@melancholybovine submitted:

Idk if this counts @s sexy but BV

blorp burp moo <3

[thirdcaballero]

@melancholybovine || @peinde

good day, good day, esteemed acquaintances; hopefully future friends-- i am mirai diskordia; head overseer of the Theia Mania Project, and i believe you both know an old... close, friend and ally of mine?

[arachnidsgamer]

melancholybovine replied to your post “((I decided to start to watching Jojo today and this is an absolute...”

//welcome to hell

((I just got to part 2 and I refuse this series can get even more ridiculous than what I’m seeing now

[professionalshittalker]

😳

....I don’t think we’ve met. I’m going to assume that this was accidental, but I’m certainly not complaining either way.

[jackalopegirlteeth]

❈

❈ - ideal birthday

She definitely would want to spend it with loved ones. Going out to dinner, going out to see a movie. Just anything really to make the day feel a bit more special than normal, even if it’s just something simple.