#melancholic humour : oz

[biteyourcrush]

"Oz got ass?"

"Oz got ass~"

"Oz got ass..."

"... This was in question? Y'all don't have eyes???"

[fullofschmidt]

Late night mun art?

Late night mun art.

[biteyourcrush]

fullcfphobias​:

“WOAH-!!! Hey, that’s- that’s not true!!! I’m sure this’ll all blow over.. eventually!!! Well before prom, at the very least!!!”

This calls for the optimism reserves, NO PESSIMISTIC THOUGHTS SHALL PLAUGE HER MIND ON HIS WATCH!

“WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!”

She’s just going to place her head directly into his chest in the most pathetic crying fit ever. Thank god sweaters are usually pretty absorbent- nothing like crying into a friend’s chest to chase the blues away.

@biteyourcrush "Noooooooooooooo... I want to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie......." Thusly spoke one Victoria "Only modestly embarrassed" Schmidt. You know. Just girl things (tm).

“It wasn’t that bad, really! Could’ve always been worse?”

[biteyourcrush]

“Pssssssssst... Oz........ I’m open- over here-”

Oh my god it’s a Yellow Conspiracy.

[biteyourcrush]

“... euuuurgh, FIIIIIIIIINE- looks like I’m running mentor duties tonight.”

She is going to grab Oz by the hand and drag him to a dungeon.

“C’mon, you sprout- let’s get you some level appropriate gear so you stop getting wiped in social encounters.”

[biteyourcrush]

@hifimuses​ replied: Oz knocks on Hope's door. "Hey um..Hope? You seem  pretty upset. Do you need to talk about it?" Ever since dating Joy, him and Hope have seemed to be closer friends. 

The knocking rouses Hope from her frustrations, and as Oz’s voice muffles its way through the door, a thought occurs. A pretty important one.

She rolls off her bed, walking over (still slumped from the utter exhaustion of the day) before she pulls her door open.

“Hey, bud- sorry, didn’t realize you were over. Hope my frustrations didn’t... interrupt anything? Actually, I don’t wanna know- the less I know about Joy’s sex life the better sometimes.”

She sighs, leaning against the door frame.

“Anyhow- hey, actually there’s some important things I probably need to talk to you about, re: getting involved in with Joy, and thusly the Coven by extension- have a second?”

[fullofschmidt]

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IM SO-O-O-ORRY! I DI-DIDN'T MEAN TOOOOOO!"

Oh she's bawling. She is crying real tears her. Oh Vicky you poor, kind soul.

…he isn’t sure what offends him more. The fact that his buddies are so nonchalant about it…

…or the fact that he’s just been called a soft drink.

[biteyourcrush]

@sideblogstation replied: GOOD LUCK AARAVI THIS ONES GONNA NEED A MIRACLE OR TWO 

“Just put on your damn RDM-looking set, that one’s got at least SOME decent buffs AND works well as a glam too!”

“Which- HONESTLY- is fucking miraculous, seeing as how it’s yellow instead of red.”

She is, of course, obviously talking about the theater outfit.

[biteyourcrush]

"The fact that Oz sees this attention and doesn't think to monetize his tongue speaks volumes as to why we're the most charismatic students in school and those four are... well, those four."

[biteyourcrush]

“Uh... case closed, I guess??”

RIP, Oz. Welp, time to get Brian his jacket back.

[biteyourcrush]

💭 + for ravi, on fear

"... A surprisingly decent guy, all things considered."

"Once upon a time, he was at the top of my threat level list- S++ tier, the whole jazz. I was totally convinced that the weenie act was... well, an act. That he was just lulling everyone into a false sense of security- I'd experienced fear for a good chunk of my life. Being a Slayer- it comes with the territory, and I was more certain than anything else that Oz was some big, evil mastermind who was planning on subjugating all of human and monster kind with his control over the most primal, basic instinct in our brains."

"But honestly, it seems like he's more ruled by his domain than the other way around. And after I figured that out... honestly, that softened me up a good bit."

"I don't like being scared. I power through it- I grit my teeth and do what I gotta do, regardless. But being scared- truly scared, like out of my mind because despite everything I can do there's... there's stuff I'm still fucking useless at, and being unable to do anything... that scares me the most."

[biteyourcrush]

@dizzyizzyharper​ replied: "Can I keep my hoodie this time please?" oh she is criminally cold. @sideblogstation replied: Oz is suddenly nowhere to be found actually.. goodbye world

Oh don’t worry, Izzy- you’re safe from her thieving paws.

Oz, Amira, and Brian (ESPECIALLY Brian) though?

Run.

[biteyourcrush]

Meanwhile, Vicky's just preparing the normal "Oz got rejected" care package. It's alright, buddy, you can cry into mama Vicky's bosom all you want.

[biteyourcrush]

Oh, what's this? Hope seems to be... putting together some sort of "Apology Fruit Basket", with a little hand written note. Wonder what it says?

"Oz,

I am so very sorry our coven leader is an emotionally constipated moron. Please don't take her martyr complex personally- she's just Like That. As both a token of my appreciation for being one of the nicer boys around, as well as a low-key plea not to go complete supervillain and probably bring around Fifth Hope, I've made this fruit basket. Admittedly, I don't know if you do actually eat, but the artful arrangement could make for a nice still life, or maybe you can compost it all and take up some gardening.

Kindest Regards and Please Don't Turn Evil,

Hope Halko"

[biteyourcrush]

Once again, I would like to remind you all- especially with that most recent art:

Them.

[biteyourcrush]

“Goth girl propaganda, huh? Well, at least shadow-boi knows the right answers!”