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-I declare myself defeated...
BUT.....
I would also like to thank all the boops, you guys are very dear and I am happy to battle with each one of you and especially with my old friend @call-me-bread!đ
I probably won't participate in the next ââwarââ or maybe I'm just going to give a few boops, because my eyes really got bad today, I focused too much on my cell phone and it didn't work out for me to give more boops (and I'm not kidding, that's no excuse! I've had this eye problem for a while now and today was the worst day [in that sense])
Anyway, thank you very much for all the affection and I hope you guys have fun next time! (because I will probably participate but very little)đ
#I felt really bad about my eyes... holy shit#tumblr boops#boop o meter#i'm mel and this is my blogâïž#my art blog#melissa designer#mel designer#love my friends
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#sans#sans undertale#undertale#boop#boop o meter#booping#halloween#hey has anybody done this yet#idk soâŠ. tosses this into the void#Melâs memes
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and while weâre at it. mel medarda greatest character of all time and itâs not even close
#argue with the wall fuckers!! thatâs woman of the year#arcane#ekko was close but melâs cunt-a-meter gave her a million point head start#mel medarda
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My new lamp and sideboard đ©·
#the sideboard is huge it's almost 3 meters long and weighs like 200 kg#very good quality tho and the lamp!!! it's porcelain and i was told it's really old#he also gave me a stack of white and blue porcelain plates for free đ„șđ„șđ„ș#i was just saying they look really nice because he had A LOT standing around and some were super expensive brands#some looked very similar but was a less expensive brand and he gave my mom a stack and said 'i'm gifting you those'#so my mom and sister and i looked at each other and were like 'is he serious' bc then his phone rang and he was like 'yeah ofc take them'#mel talks
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I swear, if they take these achievements off us at the end of the day I will fucking riot.
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No I donât know the account that just booped me but I will be giving them 50 thousand boops in gratitude
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in case you were wondering just how severe the booping attacks are
it wont even send my chicken sandwich
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Supergiant is absolutely COOKING with their characterizations of Nemesis and Moros.
It's deliciously ironic how the embodiment of divine retribution, meter of justice and avenger of evil, is in possession of grade-school-rivalry level of pettiness against Melinoë. Unfairly taking out her frustrations on Mel (about something that can't be helped wrt. Mel's birthright too!). Regularly steals her lunch money so she can buy more stuff from Big Bro Charon. Forced into the passive position of standing guard at the Crossroads, preventing her from doing what she does best: actively punishing evil. Not to mention the hilarious occasional "I punch you once and I give you stuff. This is definitely a fair exchange" encounters.
On the other hand, the official Bearer of Bad Newsâą, who sometimes engineered horrifying deaths because he and Sisters Dearest get bored on the job, feared and hated by all mortals, is an unfailingly polite, nice guy who doesn't know how to deal with niceties because barely anyone has ever been nice to him (even the Fates bully him sometimes). Receives one (1) gift and instantly suffers critical damage, afflicted with "Down Atrocious" status effect. Sometimes weirdly optimistic and willing to make the best of his time in the Crossroads, to the point of asking Hecate herself to teach him witch stuff.
TL;DR I love Nem and Moros very much and they have ruined my life. Good fucking food, Supergiant writers.
#ksatalks#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#nemesis#nemesis hades#moros#moros hades#Nem: UGH is there nothing here besides this BLASTED GUARD JOB. Whatever I'll go out there for a run. Fuck y'all I have better shit to do#Moros: WOW so much stuff to do here! New sights to see! New hobbies I could pick up! Things are dire but I'm having the time of my life rn!#(microwave ding sound) new blorbos are served
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Meu vizinho casado nĂŁo aguentou o tesĂŁo e veio comer eu e minha amiga.
By; Taty
Oi, me chamo Taty. Eu amo ter a minha buceta bem preenchida! A sensação de sentar num pau grande, grosso e quente é algo que eu conheci tarde, aos 22 anos, mas nunca mais parei de foder depois que eu comecei.
Tenho amigas que ficam meses sem receber uma pica ou mesmo uma chupada. Mas eu nĂŁo consigo passar nem um dia sem ter a minha buceta bem esticada por um macho taludo. JĂĄ tentei usar vibradores, mas eu sĂł tenho prazer em sentar na pica de carne mesmo⊠e se eu receber uma leitada, bem no fundo da minha buceta, ali na boca do Ăștero, pode crer que eu me apaixono! O caralhudo que gozar dentro sem camisinha pode vir me foder a hora que quiser, sem ter que conversar, sem pagar nada, e pode ir embora rapidinho depois de me deixar bem recheada com porra.
Eu amo ter porra escorrendo de dentro de mim. Uma das minhas melhores amigas também é assim e tem dias que ela vem aqui na minha casa só pra esfregar a buceta dela na minha, pra receber um pouquinho da porra do macho que acabou de ir embora. Ela gosta de porra, mas não gosta de macho. Eu gosto de macho e de porra, mas esfregar buceta eu aprendi bem mais cedo⊠então é uma paixão antiga.
Quando a minha amiga vem, ela fica na pose frango assado e abre a buceta dela com as mãos. Eu sento em cima dela, arregaçando bem a minha buceta também, e a gente goza juntas, dividindo porra de macho, até que eu fique seca. Mas um dia eu recebi uma visita surpresa quando ela estava comigo!
Um vizinho do bloco da frente, que algumas vezes jĂĄ viu o que acontece no meu apartamento, chegou tocando a campainha como se fosse uma emergĂȘncia. Eu nĂŁo queria largar a buceta da minha amiga, mas percebi que a pessoa nĂŁo ia desistir. Quando eu abri a porta e vi que era ele, quase gozei! Ele jĂĄ me mostrou o pau dele na janela e eu jĂĄ convidei ele mil vezes pra me comer, mas ele mostrava a aliança e fazia ânĂŁoâ com a cabeça. Mas agora ele estava ali, de pau duro na minha frente, com aliança e tudo.
Puxei ele pra dentro do apartamento, tranquei a porta e direto ele jå estava pelado comigo, socando o pau na minha buceta enquanto me prensava na parede. Ele disse que queria gozar, eu pedi pra segurar porque tinha a minha amiga junto. Nessa hora ela chega na sala, ele ainda me cravando com força e muito fundo. Eu falei pra ele tirar o pau de mim e mostrar pra ela. Ela fica olhando e a mãozinha dela desce pra buceta, achei fofo.
Ele tem mesmo um pau gostoso e cabeçudo que dĂĄ muito tesĂŁo de olhar! Ele Ă© moreno, mas o pau Ă© bem preto, grosso que eu nĂŁo consigo fechar a mĂŁo ao redor⊠a cabeça vermelha com uma chapeleta que parece um sino de carne macia por fora, mas dura que entra na buceta rasgando! Ele se depila, entĂŁo Ă© muito gostoso ver as marquinhas dos mĂșsculos dele na barriga e no pĂșbis. E quando ele enfia o pau todo, a barriga dele fica brilhando com o mel que sai da minha buceta! Eu continuo trepando com ele pelo menos uma vez por dia depois desse primeiro encontro.
Quando a mulher dele viaja, a gente passa dias trepando toda hora, feito coelhos, ele nem vai na academia porque faz de tudo que seja acrobacia com o pau enfiado em mim. Eu sou louca por ele!
Essa nossa primeira foda, eu mostrei o pau dele pra minha amiga e ela jå começou a mexer na buceta. Gostei de ver que ela sentiu tesão por ele. E eu disse;
- âamiga, deixa ele entrar nessa buceta apertadinha porque ele sabe enfiar muito gostoso e o pau dele Ă© grosso, comprido, bonito⊠é um pau ideal, eu quero muito ver uma piroca deliciosa dessa entrando em vocĂȘâ, e ela topou.
O jeito que ele meteu em mim foi incrĂvel, cravou com tudo de primeira e ficou bombando forte, fundo, rĂĄpido, como se o pau dele gozasse desde sempre na minha buceta. Mas o jeito de meter nela foi especial: foi como se ele estivesse fazendo uma buceta aprender a gostar de trepar.
Primeira coisa que ele fez foi pegar a mão dela, que estava com os dedos na buceta, e começar a chupar os dedos dela enquanto fazia carinho na buceta dela com a outra mão. Ele disse que o gosto da buceta dela estava muito bom. Ela riu, disse que era gosto misturado das nossas duas bucetas e da porra de um rapaz que eu fodi no trabalho. Ele jogou ela no sofå, abocanhou a buceta com muita força, sugou até a alma dela e cuspiu na minha samambaia.
- âAgora eu limpei tudo e vou sentir sĂł o gosto original dessa buceta.â
Que macho. Eu quase gozei vendo ele chupar. E o pau dele⊠eu fui pro sofå também e ele ficou metendo em mim enquanto chupava ela.
Ele gozou dentro de mim, ela gozou na boca dele. Eu queria mais, peguei ela pelas mĂŁos e fomos pro quarto, fomos esfregar nossas bucetas de novo. Ela Ă© lisinha e carnudinha, parece uma boca bem gostosa de a gente aperta. Ela Ă© branca, e dentro Ă© bem vermelha e pequena. Eu nunca enfiei nada alĂ©m do meu dedo indicador e da minha lĂngua. O vizinho ficou vendo a gente da porta do quarto um pouquinho. Quando ele viu que eu estava quase gozando, ele veio me beijar.
Que delĂcia de beijo⊠parecia beijo de casal apaixonado. O gosto na boca dele fez tudo parecer mais Ăntimo. Quando eu gozei, ela tambĂ©m gozou e o pau dele jĂĄ estava duro de novo. Eu sentei atrĂĄs dela e abracei ela por trĂĄs. Fiz muito carinho nos peitos dela e beijei muito a boca dela, enquanto ele chupava mais um pouquinho a buceta dela. O vizinho perguntou se algum pau jĂĄ tinha estado dentro daquela bucetinha antes.
Ela disse que uma vez sĂł, quando ela era adolescente, mas era um pau pequeno e ela nĂŁo sabia se aguentaria o pau dele. Ele foi muito confiante, ele disse;
- âeu sei usar minha ferramenta e eu sei ouvir quando vocĂȘ geme de dor ou de prazer, se vocĂȘ quiser meter comigo, eu prometo que nĂŁo vai se arrependerâ.
Ela fez que sim com a cabeça, segurou forte meus braços e abriu bem as pernas. Ele veio me beijar de novo e depois beijou ela, segurou o pau com as mãos (pra mim ele enfiou sempre no talo, sem segurar nada) e foi passando só a cabecinha por toda a bucetinha dela.
Passava por fora, abria um pouquinho e passava a cabeça do pau no clitoris, fazia que ia enfiar na vagina, mas nĂŁo enfiava⊠quando ela começou a relaxar e a soltar meus braïżœïżœos, ele puxou ela pro meio da cama e ficou por cima, como quem vai fazer um papai-e-mamĂŁe bem romĂąntico. Beijou ela, passou as mĂŁos no corpo todo dela, continuou esfregando o pau nela: agora esfregava o corpo do pau na buceta e na barriga dela.
Quando ela começou a mexer as pernas, tentando fazer o pau dele entrar, ele segurou as mãos dela com os dedos entrelaçados e tentou meter. O pau não entrava. Eles ficaram ali, se mexendo bem gostoso, mas o pau só escorregava pra fora. Eu decidi agarrar o pau dele e colocar a cabeça bem na entrada da buceta. Eu fiquei assistindo e enfiei a minha mão inteira na minha buceta, de tanto tesão que eu senti! Ele ficou enfiando só a cabecinha um tempão⊠ela gemendo e pedindo mais, ele travando o corpo dela com o corpão gostodo e forte dele.
Ele estava controlando cada movimento ali, dos dois. Ela implorando pra ele meter tudo, ele metendo só um pouquinho⊠ela gemendo, ele gemendo, eu gozando muito só por ouvir os dois. Quando ele finalmente cravou o pau todo, ela deu um grito e ele parou lå dentro. Perguntou se estava doendo, ela disse que não, que estava muito bom!
Ele ficou lå, parado, depois começou a se mexer bem devagarzinho. Que pau mais delicioso, deslizando naquela bucetinha apertada! Ele foi aumentando a velocidade das estocadas, até que ela gozasse umas 3 ou 4 vezes. Eu pensei que eu fosse ver ele jorrar dentro dela, mas ele tirou o pau e veio jorrar muita porra dentro de mim. Eu amei, ela veio correndo esfregar a buceta em mim: primeira vez que ela sentava em cima e eu embaixo. Ele assistindo, a minha buceta doendo de tanto gozar, eu queria mais, só que eu não aguentava mais.
Então ele se levanta, pau duro de novo, pega ela de costas mesmo e crava na buceta, då umas duas estocadas de pé, segurando ela, e goza no fundo da buceta dela.
Ele joga ela em cima de mim, só que ela também jå estå sem forças e a gente fica ali, bucetas meladas, respiração ofegante, muitos beijos e uma sensação de prazer que a gente nunca tinha conseguido só nós duas.
Descansamos, tomamos banho, o meu vizinho gostoso abriu o cu dela depois, mas isso Ă© outra histĂłria.
Foram 4 horas de muito sexo, com muito carinho e nenhuma vergonha. Meu apartamento ficou igualzinho a minha buceta: cheio de porra!
Enviado ao Te Contos por Taty
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- The only one -
a/n: hiii everyone!! this is my first little story, I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it, if you want to see more of my writing feel free to send me a request!! Enjoy! ;) words: 1.9k
warnings: tiny bit of swearing, I wrote this with a fem reader, kinda jealous Melissa
When you walk into the staff room in the morning, the first person you notice is your beautiful girlfriend, sitting at her usual table, sipping her coffee with her work wife, Barb, right next to her. At first, she doesnât notice you, being way too preoccupied by whatever story Barbara is telling. But when she does turn to you, with a frown still on her face from the conversation that was happening prior, her gaze softens and she gives you a soft smile only you can recognize as an âI love youâ.
âThere she is!â you hear Jacob saying from across the room âWhere were you? How come you didnât get here at the same time as Melissa? Oh no, did you guys fight?â He nervously says as he quickly makes his way over to you.
âNooo!! No no, I was just running a little bit late so I told Mel to leave without me, thank you for your concern tho!â you laugh.
Everyone at Abbott knew you and Melissa were together, infact, they were the ones who had gotten you two together in the first place, six months ago and they were the biggest fans too. If anything ever happened between you two, your colleagues would probably be more crushed than you and your own girlfriend.
You hear the teacherâs lounge door open and turn around to see who it might be. Suddenly, one of your very close friends and fellow teacher at Abbott, Lauryn, bursts into the room with her usual smile plastered on her face. When she sees you waving, she makes her way over to you.
âHey girl!! Such a nice day today huh?â she says.
âIt is! Oh my god I love your dress!!â you exclaim as you look up and down at her outfit. She is wearing the most beautiful flower patterned dress. You make a mental note to look online for a similar one when you get home tonight.
âThank you so much!! You know, I bet it would make that perfect ass of yours stand out, you should get one.â She says and proceeds to lick her lips.
You blush out of embarrassment. Did she forget you are with someone? Even worse, that Melissa is literally sitting not even 2 meters from where this very awkward interaction just took place and heard it? You quickly try and look at Jacob, trying to see if he heard the same thing, but unfortunately, he has already left and is talking to Gregory. You quickly glance over at your girlfriend who you can tell very well, has her fists clenched so hard and is fuming right now.
âUh, thanks!â you try to say as normally as possible, trying to hide the confusion in your face. âUm anyways, I really have to go, the kids are going to get here soon.â You quickly say and wave goodbye, smiling at her. You rush out of the room, wanting to get away from this whole situation as fast as possible. However, Melissa notices this weird behavior, as she is getting up to come check on you Barb sits her back down.Â
âMelissa, you heard what she said, the kids will be getting here soon, she probably just wants to prepare everything.â she says âAnd besides i'm not done with my story yet, so sit back down.â she adds, while tugging at her sleeve to bring her back down.
When you get to your classroom, you start writing everything you need down on the board, such as the date and the kids schedule that they can rely on during the day. While youâre writing with your favouite purple dry erase marker, your mind starts to wander off. You start to think about how everyone has been telling you for weeks now that Lauryn might be in love with you, but youâve just been denying it and shrugging it off. But now, youâre starting to wonder if itâs actually true. Itâs not like youâre into Lauryn or anything, you have the best girlfriend in the world! Infact, Laurynâs flirty comments are starting to make you feel uncomfortable, you thought she knew that you were dating MelissaâŠmaybe she forgot?
Before you know it, the bell rings and your little kiddos are running in and hugging you like they normally do every morning. You snap out of your thoughts and start your lesson, youâll deal with the issue eventually, but for now, all that matters is your students.
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After lunch was your free period while your students were in gym class. Today, you preferred to avoid everyone and stay in your classroom to do some grading on the most recent test.
Just as you put a sticker on the last copy, you hear a soft knock at the door, you turn arround expecting to see Melissa but youâre met with Laurynâs grin, holding her cellphone.
âHey! Am I bothering you?â She asks, peeking into your classroom to see if anyone else is there.
âNope, I just finished grading these papers.â You reply, gesturing to the stack of documents on the corner of your desk.
âAhhh alright well, I need to show you this video, itâs so us!â She says excitedly and comes to stand next to where youâre sitting down.
You start to watch the video but quickly realise itâs dedicated to couples⊠you stop paying attention and focus more on the reflection of the glass of the phone, when you see Lauryn, sheâs not.. looking at the video? You try to see what sheâs looking at and realize that she is staring directly at your cleavage, practically drooling too. You get red. You get uncomfortable. You start to pray for her to leave or someone to wal-
Someone knocks at the door, again.
âAm I interrupting something?â You look up, recognizing the voice.Â
Melissa is standing at the door, hands on her hips.
âOh hey Melissa!â says Lauryn âYou arenât interrupting anything, I was just showing Y/N this video.â She goes to show Mel the clip.
Your girlfriend clearly also realizes the video is meant for couples and clears her throat, crossing her arms. This makes you look up at her. You can see that sheâs jealous, she is part of the group of people that think Lauryn is in love with you and she is also not having it right now.
âWell, Iâll leave you two lovebirds to it!â Says Lauryn, she waves goodbye at the two of you and walks out of your classroom. Clearly she knows that you and Mel are together, so what is this all about?
You and your girlfriend stare at eachother for what feels like forever, until you decide to speak up first.
âLook I d-â You start.
âWhat the hell was that?â Your girlfriend cuts you off.
âListen Melissa, I have no idea she just, ugh!â You say, being exhausted from this whole situation âPlease donât be mad, I donât feel like fighting, Iâll talk to her later.â You finish.
âHon,I'm not mad, heck if anything I'm jealous!â she says, uncrossing her arms and slowly walking towards you âSheâs always making these comments and remarks about your body and undressing you with her eyes! Iâm the only one who gets to do that here. And the worst part is, I can tell you hate it, it makes you extremely uncomfortable.â She continues, bending down infront of you and resting her hands on the armrests of your chair. You blush, she knows you perfectly.
âIt does.â You say, getting more and more red. You quickly look down at her lips, unknowingly licking your own. The redhead in front of you notices.
âI know it doesâ she answers, bending her face down to yours, your mouths are inches away from each other âAnd no, iâll be the one to do something about it.âÂ
You smile before kissing her softly, she kisses you back with just as much softness. After a moment, the kiss starts to turn more and more hungry. She places her hand on the back of your neck, pulling you closer. You smile into the kiss. The school bell suddenly rings, signaling that you have to go get your kids from the gym.Â
You groan as you pull away from her mouth
âFuck, I have to go get my kids at the gym! Iâm so sorry Mel, I'll talk to you later!â You quickly peck her lips before exiting your class.
Melissa stays there for a moment, smiling to herself, thinking about how much she loves you.Â
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Itâs the end of the day, you students have alrea dy gone home and all thatâs left to do is go down to the teacherâs lounge to collect your things that you had left there.Â
When you get there, youâre greeted by all your friends who are also gathering their things.
âHey girl, did you have a good day? I didnât see you around much?â Asks Janine, with a small frown, her face slightly coated in worry.
âYes I had a good day, I just had a lot of grading to do and preferred to do it in my own space.â You reply reassuringly.
âOh okay!â She smiles at you.
âHey, uh, Y/N?â You recognize the voice, itâs Lauryn âDo you think maybe.. youâd wanna um, get drinks or something tonight?â She asks nervously.
âUh, umâ you have no idea what to say âI uh..â
Melissa, who was talking to Barb as per usual, notices you and Lauryn right away and decides that this is her time to shine, this is where this little Lauryn thing stops.Â
âHey, Lauryn?â Melissa says while approaching you from behind âHave you ever noticed in the last six months that, I donât know, me and Y/N are dating? Or did you just think we were joking?â
âOh! Well..â The girl in front of you saysÂ
âSave it glasses, and save up that money for a new pair because this one isnât workingâ Mel says âNow back the fuck off before I throw you down the stairs and the only drinks youâll be getting are jello cups from the hospitalâ She finishes, before quickly turning around to grab her things and you by the arm and dragging you out the door.
âOh, bye guys!!â She loudly says to everyone else in the room to make sure everyone heard.
âBye Melissa!â Janine awkwardly says and makes her way towards Lauryn to check on her, not to comfort her, just to make sure no one ends up hating her in the future.
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When you get to Melissaâs car, you canât help but smile at her, and then well, laugh. You had no idea she was going to do this right then and there but she did. She joins the laughing fit after a few seconds.
âOh how I love you!â You kiss her passionately before turning to your own car âIâll see you at home sweetheart!â You yell at her before shutting your car door and starting your engine.
âI love you more hon, iâll cook you your favorite pasta for dinner!â She yells back before shutting her car door as well.
With that, you both drive away to where was originally only Melissaâs house, but is now yours too, and you plan on it being for a very long time. Plus, you get to look for that new dress you want!Â
#melissa schemmenti#x reader#fanfic#oneshot#abbott elementary#melissa schemmenti x reader#i love her
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Boopers... Assemble! attack mel-loly now!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANSOABZKBSKZBAOABSKAHZKABKZBSđđđđđđđđđđ
#candy#send asks#send me asks#ask me anything#asks#i'm mel and this is my blogâïž#my art blog#not an art post#boop o meter#tumblr boops
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Whether you want badges or not: Send me boops! All the boops! Boop spam OKđ!
#boop#boop o meter#april fools#april fool's day#Mel mutters#I canât promise that Iâll send back every boop#itâs starting to get late here#but yeeee send all the boops if you want
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-Let it burn to the ground-
Pairing:Melissa Schemmenti x Reader
Gender:love, hurt, confort, funny
Warnings:Mention about past trauma, fires, future smut(?)
Summary:Melissa lets the fire of love consume her when she meets the new chief of the fire station.
Melissa Schemmenti, a woman who has had many things in life, including different experiences in love, had her first love in college, was married, was cheated on, divorced, was in a relationship again, broke up since they didn't have the same goals, and now she was having an affair with the fire captain... It was casual, with no feelings, just sex. She just wanted him for that, she even wanted to avoid talking about personal things and get him out of her house as soon as possible, but when he started staying overnight and eating breakfast with her and Jacob, the fire captain started to get the wrong idea.
Melissa didn't want a relationship with him, it was just casual, but he wanted to share more and more things about his life even though she didn't want to hear it.
One night, while they were together, the redhead wanted to undress him as quickly as possible before he started talking, she had even thought about buying a gag for him. But while she tried to undo his pants, he kept letting out sighs, so she stopped to ask what was wrong, even if she didn't really cared, she wanted the sings to stop, because she knew they wouldn't have sex if he didn't talked about what was bothering him first.
-"Okay, talk, what is going on with you? Why are you complaining so much?" - The redhead asked, crossing her arms and sitting on the bed looking at him
-"I'm tired of my work" - he confessed and the redhead rolled her eyes getting up of bed again
-"Okey, now that you got that out of your chest, can we have sex?"-The woman asked, raising an eyebrow, and he looked at her with a frown
-"I didn't even started talking about it, aren't you going to ask why I'm tired of my job when I used to love it?" - he asked a little offended by her lack of interest
-"Yeah yeah, go ahead, tell me please, I'm dying to know, why you are mad at your job" - The redhead said sarcastically, putting on her dressing gown and sitting up on the bed again
-"I got a new fire chief for the district, an asshole chief that is babysitting my station because the district got a few complains about us... I don't like it when there's someone watching my every step and checking what I'm doing wrong... On top of that the chief has a shitty humor, I think they need someone to have sex with, although I don't think anyone wants to touch them even with a 3-meter pole..."-Melissa listened to him complain for a long time, her desire to have sex had disappeared and now she was bored and upset, she didn't want a relationship, it was something casual, and what was happening was not casual at all-"They thinks that because has a badge of honor and a higher title they can command us however they wants, a couple of scars don't make others respect you, it's so annoying, that's why no one has touched them for years probably"-This time he rolled his eyes and Mel sighed looking at him
-"Do you feel better now that you've got that off your chest?" - The redhead asked and he nodded-"Good, you can go home now" - She said curtly and he looked at her confused
-"What? Why?" - he asked
-"Tomorrow I have to be at school early..."-Mel replied
-"Since when is that a problem? I can stay overnight..."-He offered, but she refused, getting out of bed, lifting the clothes that were on the floor and giving them to him
-"It's a problem since we said this would be a casual thing and you're making yourself very comfortable in my house, staying in my bed to sleep, leaving your toothbrush, eating Jacob's cereal, wanting to have deep talks... That wasn't our deal, I need you to go"-Melissa practically pushed him out of the room, insisting until she managed to get him to leave.
For a few days they didn't even talk by text, until one afternoon after school he was outside the doors waiting. The redhead approached confused and annoyed
-"What are you doing here? I don't want to see you yet..." - She whispered in an annoyed tone and he rolled his eyes
-"Get off your horse, princess. I'm not here for you, my stupid boss send me to get their son..."-He replied in an annoyed tone pointing at one kid that was waiting by the door with Barbara. Mel narrowed her eyes looking at the little guy, he was definitely a new kid at school since she hadn't seen him before.
When Barbra gave the signal that they could get out, the little boy ran to the fireman and stood next to him looking at him
-"Hi. My mom told me that you would come for me because she had to stay at the station cleaning..."-Commented the little boy. Actually, his mother had meant that she had to stay at the station cleaning the mess that Captain Robinson had made, but she couldn't tell that to the kid.
Mel frowned listening to the little guy
-"You didn't told me your new boss was a woman" - she whispered to the firefighter
-"Yeah, 'Cause if I'd told you she was a woman when I was complaining, you would've thought I didn't like her just because she was a woman and no because she is an actually asshole that has me running errands instead of giving me actual job" - He muttered, looking at the redhead annoyed. The little boy frowned
-"You're going to have to put money in the jar... You said something bad" - The boy said, adjusting his backpack annoyed.
-"What jar?" - Mel asked and the boy turned his attention to her
-"His mother put a jar in the station for us to put money in when we are aggressive or bad-mouthing co-workers, she said it would help make us a team..."-The firefighter commented annoyed and the redhead laughed at him
-"If it doesn't work like she wanted, at least she'll make extra quick money with you and your big mouth" - Melissa commented, laughing and patting the man's back, which rolled his eyes
-"Come on boy, your mother is waiting for you and I don't want her to take points away from me for being late again" - He muttered through his breath in annoyance and the little guy started following him
-"Goodbye Miss Schemmenti" - The little boy waved his hand before leaving
-"Goodbye little one, say hi to your mother, tell her that I like her very much even though I don't know her" - The redhead shouted before going back to the entrance of the school.
A couple of weeks passed and it was the day when Barbara's class would present who were the heroes for each children. Since Mel's class was in gym and she was free, she decided to stop by her work wife's class to listen to the kids.
Several children introduced their "heroes," some talked about their favorite heroe from a movie o cartoon, others about a soccer player, others about their pets, and some about their parents, who some of them were present.
Last of all, Barbara called the boy Melissa had met a few weeks ago
-"Cris... Come here please, it's your turn" - Barbara called the little boy to the front, who stood up carrying a fireman's helmet that was almost as big as his body, The little boy put his helmet on Barbara's desk playing with his little hands
-"My mom was supposed to come..."-He whispered in a shy tone
-"Hi, excuse me" - Mel felt a sexy but soft voice behind her and as she turned she saw a woman with a beautiful smile, wearing a blue T-shirt and firefighter pants with red suspenders. You passed by her side but the redhead stood in the place staring at you dumbfounded, lost enough to really listen to what you had asked her. Immediately Melissa thought you were the most beautiful and perfect woman she had ever seen, she had to admit that she had a weakness for women in uniform, but you were something else. Dumbfounded, she watched as you approached the little boy and knelt beside him hugging him
-"I'm here my baby" - You whispered and the boy hugged you with a lot of emotion
-"You came!"-The little guy hung on to you like a little koala and you stand up with him in your arms
-"I promise I would... And I never break a promise..."-You whispered and kissed his forehead making him smile-"Now I think you've got a presentation to give little gentleman" - You whispered and he nodded letting you lower him to the ground to present, you knelt next to him again to be at his level. Your son started talking excitedly mentioning the reasons why you were his hero, among them he mentioned your job as a firefighter chief and supervisor, your job as mom and you knowledge about medicine. Then he showed his classmates the helmet and they made you do push-ups with some kids on your back to show your strength.
Your son was very excited, being in a new school and feeling included was something that made him happy, and thanks to you being there it was possible. And even though you were tired of exercising, you were more than happy and was worth the effort to see him happy.
The kids took turns climbing on you excitedly, while others tried on your helmet and some parents took pictures. While you were only focusing your eyes on your son, the redhead was focusing on you, almost literally salivating for you. The way you smiled made it seem like you weren't making an effort, even though the sweat that collected on your forehead gave you away. Melissa had her eyes fixed on the way your arm muscles twitched and your bright smile shined. Her mouth had literally filled with saliva about to drool for you, but may the earth swallow her if she let others see her like that for you or anyone.
The redhead swallowed and cleared her throat when the kids decided they had enough and let you get up. Barbara congratulated your son on his presentation and let the class leave.
Your little one ran to get his backpack and came back to you jumping up and down, you picked him up smiling and placed your helmet on his head, walking to the exit, which was blocked by the same redhead from before
-"Excuse me..."-You whispered sweetly, but she didn't move, just like when you arrived
-"Miss Schementti!!" - Your son screamed, snapping the redhead out of her trance
-"Oh! I'm so sorry..."-she whispered, looking at you
-"It's okay, I'm sorry for my son, he is very exited that I came to school, that's hard for him to contain his emotion..."-You whispered and your son laughed mischievously but very cute
-"I get it... I would get very exited too if I see you come... I mean if I see you visit me at school" - The redhead blushed as she heard her own words-"I'm sorry, firefighters get me exited too..."-she whispered and you laughed tenderly at how cute she looked blushing
-"That's sweet..."-You whispered looking at her
-"I'm Melissa by the way... I teach third grade... I hope to have your children one day" - The redhead blushed again at how bad that sounded and you couldn't help but laugh again
-"You sure do... I'm (Y/N), it's a pleasure..."-You replied by reaching out your hand to shake hers, when you did the redhead was surprised with how soft your hands were despite the strength you had-"I have to go home to bath this little prince, but I hope to see you again sometime Miss Schementti" - You whispered close to her ear making her shiver before you went down the hall with your son in your arms, while Mel followed you down the hall, she realized that her favorite sound in the world was hearing her name coming out of your mouth.
The days began to pass and you couldn't stop spinning in the redhead's head, either on the nights she was at home she thought about how your muscles tensed under your t-shirt, or in broad daylight she remembered your sweet voice and beautiful smile. She needed to see you again and her head couldn't stop thinking of a plan to get it done.
As fate would have it, the perfect opportunity presented itself when Janine mentioned that they would do a fire drill in conjunction with the firefighters since the last time there was an accident, they were not well organized. Melissa was sure that you would be in that drill since your son was going to that school.
On the day of the drill Mel decided to spend more time than usual on her appearance, she spent more time putting together her curls and styling her hair, applied more makeup and perfume than usual, chose her best outfit and put on her best bra, the one that most settled her breasts and made them look well lifted. As she left the house, Jacob couldn't help but notice the change and comment on it
-"Wow, you look amazing... What is going on? Does it have anything to do with the fire captain that used to come home?" - He asked curiously, but Melissa laughed in denial
-"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not interested in him anymore..."-she responded by starting the car
-"Then it's for someone else..." - The young man was quickly able to draw the correct deduction since he had spent a lot of time with the redhead lately and had gotten to know her well-"I'm sure is a firefighter, you've always liked people in uniform and it's no coincidence that today you dressed up better on the day of the drill... Am I going on the right path?"-He inquired but she didn't say anything, concentrating on driving-"Come on you know I'm an excellent wingman, if you tell me I can help you..."-He commented in a knowing tone, the redhead just gave him a quick glance trying not to show her true interest. The truth is that she could do it alone, but she could use help to find out if you had a partner or if the father of your child was still around.
-"That's fine, but if you do anything to embarrass me, remember that you live in my house and that I could easily get you into a fatal" accident", you understand?"-she whispered in a threatening tone, and his housemate nodded excitedly, paying no attention to the threat
-"Tell me who it is and what can I do to help" - He smiled and clapped his hands with a grin from ear to ear
-"It's the fire chief and supervisor, the parent on Barbara's class... I need to know if they are single, that's all..."-She whispered a little embarrassedly with her eyes fixed on the road
-"But the fire chief is a wom... I knew you were bi! My gaydar is never wrong" - He whispered more to himself than to the redhead-"Consider it done" - It was the last thing they talked about in the car before they got to school.
Melissa spent most of her class hours training her students for the drill, the teachers weren't supposed to tell the students, but the redhead wanted to do everything right to see if you noticed her and praise her even a little.
When the redhead heard the sirens outside the school, her heart jumped with excitement and joy, she ran excitedly to the windows just to see you get out of the truck with all your uniform on, your gazes met momentarily when you were looking for the window of your son's classroom, the redhead smiled and you smiled back waving at her from a distance before entering the school.
Seconds later, Jacob appeared at the door of Melissa's classroom, breathing heavily from running, trying to keep his composure, he approached the redhead who was waiting for him excitedly
-"My" friend" from the fire station told me that she was married, but her husband passed away a couple of years ago and that no one has seen her with anyone or found out that she is in a relationship... My work here is done, I need to get back to my class before the drill starts"-He commented as fast as he could before running off again
-"Thank you!" - The redhead screamed excitedly and decided to put perfume back on and check her appearance on her mirror.
When everything was ready, the drill began and with it the control of the students and the entire building. Every time you passed by Melissa's side, her perfume blocked your senses and left your judgment clouded for a few seconds until you recomposed your posture, you loved perfumes like that. One of your weaknesses was when someone smelled good.
Surprisingly, the redhead's classroom was the most organized and several times you used it as an example of how to behave in a real fire. After all the control of the facilities and the drill was over, you greeted your son before he went back to school and decided to visit the redhead for her good preparation and behavior.
When you got to her classroom, she was sitting at her desk checking some assignments and wearing her glasses while her kids where focusing doing homework. Softly you knocked on the door getting her attention. Mel got up carefully and walked to the door smiling
-"Hi chief" - She whispered in a deducible tone and a tender smile-"Can I help with something?" - Asked
-"Hi miss Schementti... No, I just wanted to come and congratulate you personally on how well you and your class behaved in the drill..."-You whispered holding your helmet in your hands, taking a big but sneaky breath to feel her perfume, which the redhead noticed and couldn't help but smile
-"Thank you... I take the safety of my students very seriously... Thanks for noticing" - She whispered a little nervously about your presence and leaned into the doorframe looking at you
-"I'm glad to hear that... This is for you" - You handed her a pin that said "you're the only smoking hot thing I'll let it be out of control", laughing a little-"They where from the pride parade that we did last month, sorry. But I wanted to give you something for your good preparation... And this is for your students" - You handed her stickers of firefighters smiling a little embarrassed as she watched the pin smiling-"Since I've done everything I needed to do, I'll go drive the truck now... I hope to see you again sometime... Have a nice afternoon Schementti..."-You muttered making a couple of excessive gestures with your hands because of your nerves for the silly pin
-"Thanks for the pin and the visit... Do you want to see each other again outside of school soon? Maybe to grab a coffee or a bite to eat?..."-The redhead asked confidently, taking you by surprise
-"Oh yes... Sure, I'd like to go for something to eat...maybe tomorrow? It's my day off..."-You replied smiling and she nodded excitedly
-"I'll ask Janine for your number and I'll call you to work out the details... See you tomorrow chief" - Melissa commented, and when you went to the truck, she did a little dance of victory for getting a chance to go out with you.
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